[Comprehensive] Tianxian Road
Chapter 170 Understanding Long Live
Facts have proved that there is nothing wrong with Zhang Qixing's decision.
Sun Wukong was very satisfied with the luxurious armor that Ao Guang brought out. He put on the golden crown, gold armor, and cloud shoes. Zhi Xìng used the Ruyi stick to hit all the way out.Very arrogant.
What annoyed Ao Guang the most was that the monkey didn't understand people. He must know that he had done enough psychological work for his mother's order, so he gave up his face to praise the monkey.But that monkey is not a thing, he got the benefits, and didn't save half of face, so he turned around and laughed at him for making noise.
Angry too!
Ao Guang had a mouthful of blood in his mouth, so he couldn't spray Ya's face on the spot.As soon as the monkey left, he decisively shouted to the left and right to prepare grapefruit water to wash the Dragon Palace, and threw away all the floor tiles that the monkey had sat on and stepped on!
After Yesha replied that the secret passage of Huaguo Mountain had been closed, and the fish spirit reported that the third prince, Ao Bing, was accompanying the dragon in the side hall, Ao Guang's anger did not subside a little.Immediately, he gave some instructions to Yesha, and walked into the side hall anxiously, lest he would leave a bad impression on Empress Tianxian with his oolong just now.
Facing the Heavenly Immortal Empress, Ao Guang finally let go of his pride and knelt down to admit his mistake.
This time, Yu Yao, who went out with Empress Tianxian, snorted coldly. As the eldest of the ten golden crows, he is the most powerful prince of the demon tribe.Although he is not as gifted in terms of root and understanding as the senior brothers above him, and his temperament is not as good as the limitless sex in Tianxian Cave, but compared to the monks outside, especially the declining Dragon Clan, he has the capital to look down on him.
Just now, he accompanied Ao Bing to see Ao Tingxin, and also met the dragon sons from the other three seas, but he didn't see the Dragon King lose his temper.Knowing this from the mum essence's message, she already had a bad impression of Ao Guang.
It is Donghai's blessing that the saint empress is here, how dare the Dragon King of Donghai be so negligent!Could it be that they thought that by standing next to Venerable Fuxi, who is also a sage of the Dao, they would be able to ignore the Empress Dowager Tianxian?Unforgivable sin!
Zhang Qixing was slightly displeased when she first saw the mess, but Ao Guang made an unintentional mistake, and Ao Yi sincerely apologized, but she didn't feel that she was being slighted.Thinking of Dragon King's foodie that turned grief and anger into appetite, there is a feeling of embarrassment and godliness.
The dragons of the four seas have always made a big statement in their own territory, but they are low-key masters outside. In addition, the dragons have no good xiū'liàngōng'fǎ, and their Taoism gradually falls behind others, so they are not particularly valued in the cultivation world.When Zhang Qixing was still the Seventh Fairy, he hadn't heard much about the Dragon Clan. He didn't know much about the Dragon King of the Four Seas, and he didn't care much about the Dragon Clan after crossing.
(Ao Guang: Little people are always easy to be ignored. The advantage is that even if you make a mistake, you will not be missed. Fortunately, it is very fortunate.)
I really didn't expect that she had already told Ao Guang to greet him nicely, and the monkey could still make the Dragon King of the East China Sea so angry.
Ren is a dragon who is rich in the world, and he is willing to give alms. Compared with being robbed and forced to hand over things, his mood is very different. Even if he throws away rubbish, he is still extremely unhappy.
"Dragon King, get up, you've worked hard this time." It's really hard work, and monkeys at this stage can't communicate normally.
Although it was very inexplicable, Ao Guang was moved with tears in his eyes. If he hadn't considered the difference in status, he would have rushed to hold the hand of Empress Tianxian and shouted: "Long live, comrade!" Come on, to put it bluntly, you don't know how to be a human being at all, your behavior is worse than a bum, and the communication process is completely swallowing old blood as a herbal tea!It is seriously suspected that the Xieyue Qixing Cave is a vocational school for cultivating low-level personnel of hēi'shè'huì!
(Ancestor Bodhi: tǔ'xuè is standing in the corpse, please do not disturb.
A group of people in the Qixing Cave of the oblique moon are riddled with holes and lying in the gun: inserting a knife teaches you to respect yourself, God knows we are all legal and good citizens!This second is worse than Dou Guliang's injustice! )
Zhang Qixing silently lighted three sticks of incense for Patriarch Bodhi. Fuxi really had foresight, and it was right not to accept his grandson monkey as an apprentice immediately after listening to his words, otherwise she would be the one who was stabbed into a hedgehog by a cold arrow.
"Hey, the Dragon King and the Dragon Queen reunited with the Third Prince after a long absence, and we must have a good time together." Zhang Qixing glanced at Ao Tingxin for a few moments, then saw Yu Yao nodded slightly when he turned around, and said with a smile: "The fourth princess will accompany me. Right. It just so happens that there is a happy event today, but I still need to ask the fourth princess what she means."
"I'll be negligent." Ao Guang blushed, and hurriedly asked his daughter Ao Tingxin to invite Zhang Qixing to the table: "The old man ordered Yasha to summon the best conch troupe in our East China Sea. It's something we learned from the human race. It's right to send it away. Time to have fun, I hope your mother will show her face." The Dragon King lowered his voice, and said: "I have a rare treasure in my private possession, and I will fetch it in a moment, so that my mother can appreciate it."
Zhang Qixing raised his eyebrows, didn't take it seriously, and waved his hands to let him go.She took Ao Tingxin's hand, and carefully looked at this beautiful dragon girl. The jewels and jewels all over her body did not make people feel vulgar, but on the contrary, she looked more noble. She deserved to be a real dragon girl. The brilliance of gold and silver jewelry.
Yu Yao has neither joy nor dislike towards the Dragon Clan, he knows he is not as good at guessing Master's thoughts as Fuxi, so he always looks more and listens less in front of his empress.
Since Master intends to let the Dragon Clan of the East China Sea go, he will not hold on to it, and his hometown is just in Ganyuan, East China Sea, so there is really no need to get too stiff with the Dragon Clan of the East China Sea.After returning to Mount Sumeru, I will tell Venerable Fuxi that the Shui tribe is his family, and it is more appropriate to leave it to the brothers to decide how to deal with it.
After receiving the amnesty, Ao Guang let Ao listen to his heart to make the decision, zhāo'da Tianxian empress, and then put on a silly father-like smiling face, and looked at his son every step of the way.
The fish spirits and clam spirits who served were strong and retreated one after another, giving space to the royal family of the East China Sea.
Pity the hearts of parents all over the world. Seeing his son come back to life, Ao Guang was so excited that he couldn't hold back his tears of joy: "Long'er! My Long'er will come back, just come back! Don't be careless next time, you With the future of our East China Sea on our shoulders, if something goes wrong, it will break my father's heart!"
Ao Yi covered her face and burst into tears.
When she first saw her son, she cried for a while, but now she heard her husband talk about the emotional part, and she was still very excited.Ao Bing is the heart and soul of their fū'qī. She and Ao Guang are both old, and Donghai's future depends on Long Er. When she heard the news of her son's death, her whole sky collapsed. Fortunately, Ao Guang ran around and finally found The goddess of heaven is kind.
"My son is not up to date, and my parents are worried." Ao Bing knelt down and admitted his mistake to his parents.He was young and energetic, he was born to be admired and praised by the Shui people, he took the flattery seriously, he thought that he was a rare opponent in the world, and he deserved his death, but his old parents were sad for him. "In the future, C will be diligent in xiū'liàn to revitalize the East China Sea."
"Get up quickly. It's good if you have the heart, okay." Ao Guangao Yi repeatedly applauded, and hurriedly helped his son up, and patted the non-existent dust on his legs, fearing that his son would bump into it.
The family enjoyed themselves happily, and after the reunion was over, Ao Yi wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and worriedly pulled Ao Guang and bit his ear.
"You want to give 'that thing' to Empress Tianxian?"
Ao Guang suddenly changed from joyful to sluggish, and said distressedly: "We have a lot of treasures in the Dragon Palace, but very few of them can be put on the stage. It's okay to fool the low-level monks. The empress is the avenue who holds the most precious treasures." Saint, how can ordinary spirit treasures show their shame in front of her?"
If you want to blame, blame the monkey to death, causing him to inadvertently offend the days when the Tianxian empress and sister-in-law lived together.Think about the fate of King Zhou who offended Empress Nuwa, the strong must be admired and worshiped, this is the first iron rule of survival in the prehistoric world!Even if you want to apologize, you can't do it without showing sincerity, it's really nerve-wracking...
The more I think about it, the worse it gets. All in all, it's all the fault of that ugly monkey!I'm so desperate that I chose to come to Dragon Palace today to find fault, get cheap and act like a good boy, and make Dragon Palace a mess! !
"I'm so worried, will the gift give off and anger her old man?" Ao Yi was very worried.
It should be known that the leaders of the two generations of the demon clan have all turned into clouds of smoke under the mighty and domineering slap of the empress. It is rare for a demon god Chi You to appear, and he was also abused by the empress's pet Jinpeng. , There are new rumors in the prehistoric world. For example, the Empress Dowager Tianxian hates demons extremely, for example, the demons appear in front of Empress Tianxian and become cannon fodder in a second, for example, Empress Tianxian is actually a killer of demons...
So, husband, if you take something from the demon clan as a gift, don't you want to experience the feeling of being a shooting star in the sky?Weak question, are you actually shaking m?
Ao Bing also looked at his father worriedly, dementia is a disease.You have to be careful about keeping that thing private, for fear of being sniffed out by outsiders. Isn't it the rhythm of death to offer it up?
Seeing that his wife and children didn't understand him so much, Ao Guang burst into tears.
So I hate those robbers the most!We wiped out all the good treasures in our Dragon Palace, making it so troublesome that even if you want to give a gift now, you can't afford it. You can't get ordinary things, and you have to consider the coexistence of risks and opportunities if you want to give uncommon things.
However, the old man believes that Empress Tianxian knows the goods!Long live understanding!
Ao Guang took out a long box from the encrypted treasure house in the deepest part of the Dragon Palace. The box was carefully wrapped in yellow silk embroidered with mantras, and an unusual power could still be felt seeping out of it.He didn't know whether his decision was right or wrong, this box really contained treasures that he dared not let outsiders know.
Reluctantly stroking the silk outside, Ao Guang made up his mind, handed the box in front of the Tianxian Empress, and moved away from the left and right, even his daughter Ao Tingxin couldn't stay behind.
He glanced at Yu Yao in embarrassment, seeing that Empress Tianxian didn't express anything else, he hesitated for a moment before gritting his teeth, and slowly unlocked the seal, revealing a golden long sword inside.The golden and sacred color is strangely ominous due to the structure of the sword, and has an unusual sense of oppression.
What surprised Zhang Qixing was that she actually felt the magic energy from the sword.
"Mother, this is a magic weapon called 'XingXiu Jie'." Ao Guang said in a low voice, "Not only can it cut gold and jade, but it can also control the flow of time."
Zhang Qixing forced himself to be calm on the surface, and it would be a lie to say that he was not moved.Time and space are the two most difficult laws to grasp, and time is above space, so it is generally difficult to refine a magic weapon with time effect.
The attributes of this magic weapon are not generally good, but it is a pity that the Dragon King is an immortal cultivator and cannot exert its maximum effect. Second, even though he covets it, he can't hide the magic energy on it, so he dare not take it around rashly It is ostentatious, lest it will attract the crusade and pursuit of the prehistoric "just men".I had no choice but to put the treasure on the shelf, and often sighed in my heart.
"The Dragon King is very kind, but this seat is disrespectful."
Seeing that the Empress Tianxian accepted the box without seeming angry, Ao Guang breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly said: "I really have nothing to repay my mother for resurrecting my son. A little care is worthless, and it would be great to satisfy the empress." .”
Zhang Qixing didn't ask the Dragon King where the magic weapon came from. After all, this kind of thing can't be shown off, especially in the wild where immortal cultivation is the mainstream, it is easy to become the public enemy of all people by keeping the magic weapon privately.
Unlike Ao Guang, she doesn't intend to make the baby dusty, but how to do it is a problem.She cast her eyes on Ao Guang.
Ao Guang has never looked at other people's faces in his life, and he doesn't know how to read people's faces. In this minute, he inexplicably understood the meaning of Tianxian's eyes, and firmly stated that he must keep his mouth shut about this matter.Long live understanding, really!
171 Disgusting cup
The heaven was singing and dancing as usual, the Holy Mother of Yaochi was busy arranging the peach event, and she couldn't attend to other affairs for the time being, while Haotian was overwhelmed by the snowflakes of replies.
The first battle of the Conferred Gods was completely changed, which caused the quality of this year's fairy class to shrink greatly.Tianting Enterprise originally planned to use the list of gods to forcefully recruit employees with a bachelor's degree or above in immortality. Unfortunately, the actual operation was difficult. Win a lot of fan groups.As a result, the rights of the Jade Emperor have shrunk virtually.
So Haotian is hard-pressed, nothing more than looking at the number of employees under him, and wanting to officially declare his right as the Jade Emperor, so he has to come to the "Ten Thousand Immortals Come to Dynasty" decisively!
It's a pity that, except for some underdeveloped immortals, the veteran gods don't sell his face at all. The reply is called a gun with a stick between the lines, tougher than the Jade Emperor, and the central meaning is simple and clear-I say no, you won't Bird, how are you doing?
After the vigorous publicity of the beasts on Mount Sumeru, now even the gods who have a little knowledge know that the goddess of the heavenly fairy is very unhappy with the attitude of the Jade Emperor, and the goddess Nuwa even directly incarnates as Godzilla. Ferocity index must be multiplied by geometric multiples.
Haotian and Yaochi also kept this matter a secret, so as not to ruin the plan of the saint empress.After all, giving the Jade Emperor face is equivalent to not giving the two saints and empresses face, which is an act of indirect suicide.
By the way, brothers and sisters don't love Haotian, so why bother to sacrifice yourself to help others?
It should be noted that what otaku men and otaku women want is a Jade Emperor who can guarantee their unlimited otaku life, not a leader who wants them to be infected with the "frequent flu" and act as little bees at their bees.They resolutely support the two saints and empresses spiritually and overthrow the feudal ruling class!
Haotian didn't understand, he was the Jade Emperor personally selected by the Taoist ancestor, the supreme commander of the Three Realms, what's wrong with showing off the aura and pomp of a boss?Why do the hard-core people down there always sing a different tune?This is different from the script in the script, "Brother Yushu faced the wind and the tiger's body shook, and the younger brother cried and shouted Long live the mountain" Hey!
(Heavenly GM picks his nose in disdain: As long as you are still the supreme commander, what is that GM? It can be seen that the personnel deployment should be handed over to the Moth Queen.)
Just when Haotian was hesitating for his future style of "continuing to be low-key or transforming to be high-key", voices of grievances came from outside.
"Jade~Emperor~Majesty~Your Majesty~~~You have to make the decision for me~~~~!"
A burst of wavy lines went straight from Nantianmen to Lingxiao Palace, stabbing Haotian's brain so badly, before he could ask Tiannu to ask about the situation, he saw Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, threw himself at his feet and burst into tears With snot and tears, he looked worse than his son who died back then.
Haotian twitched a few times but failed to pull his foot out. Instead, Ao Guang let his tears and snot smear on his dragon robe. .
In front of all the immortals who lost face, Haotian's face turned black, and he shouted: "What a shame you are! Stand up and speak well!"
Ao Guang choked up for a moment, rubbed it twice, let go of Haotian's leg sadly, took two steps back, and spoke in a depressed tone about how he was robbed for the nth time, staring straight at Haotian with a pair of long eyes. sky.That posture, as if Haotian wanted to let go of his hands, his old dragon immediately rushed over again.
Seeing the situation, everyone understands, Ao Guang was ordered by the Heavenly Immortal Empress to come to the Heavenly Court to perform an impeachment.
Considering that the Four Seas have already taken refuge in Mount Sumeru and Haotian is eager to gain power, this time he will definitely take the opportunity to show off the prestige of the Jade Emperor, and make sure that the Dragon King can't bear it, so that the people of the Four Seas can understand who is the boss, and indirectly give to Fuxi and Xu Mishan was embarrassed.
Zhang Qixing had learned about Haotian's state of mind from the little spy, and informed Ao Guang in advance, so that he could show his weakness before Haotian launched an attack, and try his best to describe himself as a tragic victim of the tragedy of the century. .Because of his face, Haotian felt embarrassed to make things difficult for him.
The Dragons have always loved face. They usually hide in the sea and miss the scenery before the Dragon Han Dynasty. When they go on tour, they will bring a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals to fill the scene. Wherever they go, they will beat gongs and drums to show off.
As the Dragon King of the East China Sea, Ao Guang is the head of the four seas. He has been aloof for most of his life, except for his precious son Ao Bing who died in chaos, and the number of times he has shed tears since he was born can be counted on one hand.Now that his son has returned from the resurrection, he is so happy that he cannot help it. Let him cry and beg to show weakness, it is not too much to test his acting skills.
When he was worried that his acting skills were not in place, Ao Guang suddenly remembered that there was a rogue turtle in Beihai.Prime Minister Gui is definitely one of the best actors in crying dramas in the prehistoric era. With his passionate guidance and sponsorship of a legendary artifact tear bag, there was this disgusting crying scene.
In normal times, Haotian would definitely let Ao Guang kneel and talk, so as to kill his prestige, and it was the dragon clan's immediate boss Fuxi who took the opportunity to kowtow three times and kowtow to him.Today he was covered in filth by Ao Guang, and he wished he could run into the bathroom and rub off his skin immediately, regardless of whether the old dragon was kneeling or standing.
Ao Guang felt that his own tragedy was not enough to alert Haotian, and added: "Your Majesty Jade Emperor, you are the ruler of the nine heavens and nine earths, if this stone monkey appears in the earth today, it will be the most surly and flamboyant, and it may be unknown. "
Normally, Haotian wouldn't pay attention to a wild monkey at all, but today it was Ao Guang who sued.
How arrogant that stone monkey must be to let the Dragon King of the East China Sea, who has taken refuge in Mount Sumeru, come to the heaven to sue! ?
It is said that the younger brother under his command was robbed, so the beasts in Tianxian Cave didn't care about it?This is not in line with the style of Empress Tianxian!
Hearing from Ao Guang that the stone monkey was a born Taiyi Golden Immortal, he learned from a famous teacher, and now his cultivation level will definitely increase. Could it be that the hozen has a great opportunity and great wisdom, and he has already become a saint in a short period of time. To make the Heavenly Immortal Empress afraid of her actions?
Haotian was frightened into a cold sweat by his brain power.
Calm down, bro, calm down, that monkey may not be a saint.It is the most unwelcome second sage of the West, at least there was a second of brilliance at the time of sanctification that made Quan Honghuang feel impressed. Besides, it was only ten years since the monkey was born and became a teacher. A sage is not a Chinese cabbage in the field. Mass production is mass production.
However, what the Dragon King said makes sense. The monkey has excellent bones. Although he does not know who is the master, but the Dragon King who can make the Dragon King with his eyes above the top call him a "famous teacher", it must have an extraordinary background. It is hard to guarantee that after a while, the prehistoric There won't be more hozen sages, won't there be another one on the mountain on my brother's head?
Nima!The cliff is a nightmare!
Nowadays, several saints are called great in the prehistoric world, and all the disciples under their names do not obey the control of the heavenly court. He, the Jade Emperor, is quite aggrieved. Hearing the Dragon King's tone, the hozen is not big and has a good temper. It is difficult to protect the Dragon Palace today. Heaven will not be robbed in the future.No, no, disaster must be nipped in the bud!
Haotian suddenly felt a sense of pride. If the monkey head, which even the goddess of the gods avoids, is subdued by the elder brother, it will definitely make Quan Honghuang write down the martial arts and martial arts of the Jade Emperor. By then, who would dare not listen to Ben Yu God's order?
The more he thought about it, the more beautiful he became, and Haotian himself was intoxicated, and he promised to deal with this vicious robbery seriously.
After the fun, the earlier Xiao Jiujiu reappeared, Haotian's eyes were bright, and he was planning to take advantage of this incident to show kindness or shock Aoguang, and step on Mount Sumeru behind the four seas, so as to better promote his martial arts and martial arts.
Ao Guang had no intention of joining the Heavenly Court, nor did he want to be punished by Haotian, so he simply took advantage of the opportunity taught by Prime Minister Gui, and rushed to hug Haotian's other leg. According to himself, This time, I was moved to tears, and I called the Jade Emperor wise.
Haotian was immersed in his desire to unify the three realms, and suddenly encountered a disgusting attack, Haoxuan didn't spit it out on the spot, and hurriedly asked Ao Guang to go away, and waited for the Jade Emperor to adjust his mood before punishing him for a crime of misconduct in front of the imperial court.
Unexpectedly, I suddenly heard two sounds of "suction" and "grunt".
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Haotian finally couldn't bear it any longer, he broke free from Ao Guangru's gripped hands explosively, and rushed towards the apse.Fragrant soup, quickly prepare the sterilized fragrant soup, I want to take a bath, until the Pan Peach Festival is held, I will soak in the fragrant soup!The disgusting dragon retreats!The disgusting dragon retreats! !
Tian Nu's facial nerves twitched uncontrollably, he waved his hand to let Ao Guang go, and then followed the footsteps of the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor and his henchmen left the arena, and the rest of the fairies also dispersed.Today's scene challenged the visual infinitely, before they didn't know that the dragon clan was so disgusting.
So dirty!So dirty!He said that in the future, he would never enter the aquarium area unless necessary. There are many places that can provide robbery business. The dirty spirit of Chonglong clan may not guarantee that those babies will carry all kinds of germs, such as magic horse h5n1, h7n9, etc., which is really scary!
Ao Guang rubbed his nose, feeling that the trick taught by Laogui is really useful, and Donghai will be stable in the future.Sighing, he walked out of Nantianmen with dejected steps, leaving behind a hunchbacked and desolate figure for all the immortals, making people look quite sad.
As soon as he left the perception range of the god general, Ao Guang immediately took a four-character step vigorously.The feeling of fooling people is really cool!
Come on, he is the Dragon King of the East China Sea anyway, how could he set the lower limit so low?
The last disgusting play with a lethality of [-]% was easy for Lao Gui, but Ao Guang felt that the psychological burden was huge, and he refused to act it out. Ao Guang hid a packet of honeydew in his mouth.Just make a sucking sound according to the scene, bite through the thin film of the packet, and swallow the honeydew.
Being able to play with a group of high-ranking gods is a great sense of accomplishment!Well, hurry back and share with Prime Minister Turtle, that old turtle has a lot of tricks, so I have to ask if there is any way to better hold Tianxian Empress's thigh.
"Dragon King, where are you going?"
172 festive
Ao Guang quickly collected his complacency, and when he turned his head, he saw a fairy coming on a cloud. The clouds on her temples were like incense ink, and the brocade was like moonlight. She was wearing jingle bells as she walked, making the lady even more graceful.
"So it's Taiyin Xingjun." Ao Guang cupped his hands at her.
Empress Jiang, the Taiyin star, was dismissed as soon as she took office. In desperation, the Jade Emperor had no choice but to crown Chang Xi's second daughter Chang'e with the title of Taiyin Star Lord, trying to provoke a quarrel between their mother and daughter.Chang Xi's eldest daughter, Chang Yi, studied under the Queen Mother of the West and lived in West Kunlun for a long time. If she could get the Queen Mother of the West involved in the dispute, it would kill three birds with one stone.
Haotian miscalculated a little: Chang Xi, Chang'e, Queen Mother of the West and Chang Yi are all the core elders of the Mengzhu support club.An old man full of scheming will not understand women's motherhood and obsession with idols.
In the dictionary of brain-dead fans, fame and wealth are all floating clouds, and the cute master Fuxi is the bright light in life.
Chang Xi just took advantage of the situation and handed over the Lunar Star to Chang'e to manage, and he devoted himself to running the Mengzhu Support Club, trying to collect all the cups Fuxi used, the table he touched, the floor tiles he stepped on, etc., and stared at Fuxi's portrait every day. Three sticks of incense are offered devoutly.
Looking at the business opportunities, a group of beasts in Tianxian Cave quietly recommended Fuxi's q-version figures and various peripherals to Chang Xi behind their backs.He was so happy that Changxi dissipated the cold in an instant, his whole body was surrounded by pink bubbles, and what he held in his arms was no longer the cute pet Jade Rabbit, but a limited edition and highly simulated exquisite version of Fuxi doll exclusively produced by Tianxiandong.
Keeping the doll in your hands, there will be no regrets in this life!So happy!rub!
The Jade Rabbit who was forced to be laid off was so sad, with long ears hanging down, red eyes filled with tears, and her two front paws gripping the skirt of the cruel hostess resentfully: what good is a doll who can't be cute?This rabbit is so good, isn't it cute enough?Hey, master, give me a hug!Please don't give up! qaq!
Chang'e was very upset that she couldn't snap up the limited edition Mengzhu doll, but apart from a bunch of beasts in Tianxiandong, the other family really didn't dare to make fun of saints.
It is said that the group of beasts were "invited" by Fuxi to listen to the piano afterwards, and they have not appeared in front of people for a long time. Since then, the cute and cute Fuxi dolls have changed from limited edition to out-of-print, which made many female fairies who came late sighed.
"The Dragon King is safe and well. I heard that the third prince Aobing has come back to life and has returned to the East China Sea. Xiaoxian is here to congratulate the Dragon King." Chang'e bowed and asked again: "I don't know when the wedding date of the third prince of the Dragon King and the third princess of the West Sea will be? When?"
These words happened to speak to Ao Guang's heart, he is happiest now that Long'er has returned, and finally the inheritance of Donghai has not been broken.
Ao Bing and Ao Cunxin were childhood sweethearts since they were young, but now Ao Cunxin's thousand-year marriage with Yang Jian is over. The Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Run, found a reason to withdraw her expulsion, allowing Ao Cunxin to return to the royal family of the West Sea, and formally set up a relationship between the two. marriage.
Not to mention that Ao Bing is trying to pick a good day for the Dragon Empress to send him to, Xihai is also wantonly collecting treasures to add makeup to Ao Cunxin, and the Dragon Clan in the South Sea and North Sea also sent people to send generous gifts.Compared with the lonely figure when Ao Cunxin married Yang Jian in the past, without half a dowry, and only held a small family banquet, it is a world of difference.
There were so many happy events, Ao Guang couldn't pretend to be depressed, he smiled all over his face, and was a little more sincere to Chang'e.After all, he is a loyal fan of his boss, so it is expected that he will not hinder Dong Hai, so it is good to make friends.
"The wedding date of the two children is set on the third day of March three days after the heavenly calendar and three years later in the lower realm. I hope all the fairies and empresses of the Guanghan Palace will appreciate your face."
Chang'e counted her fingers when she heard the words, and Dai Mei frowned slightly and said, "Time is a little tight."
Four Seas Dragon Palace counts the time in the lower realms, three years is indeed enough to hold a wedding, but the heavenly calendar only has three days, and the immortals living in the heavenly court have to prepare gifts within three days, and make time to attend the wedding celebration three days later, it is too urgent make up.
Generally speaking, when the gods living in the lower realm get married, they usually send invitations to the heaven twenty or thirty human years in advance, at least ten years in advance, so that the participating gods can prepare in advance.Even if you don't go, you should take the time to write a post and explain the reason before the auspicious day.
The dragon clan has always valued dignity the most, and Ao Bing is the most precious third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea. How could there be such a flaw in his wedding?
"This is an auspicious day bestowed by the Heavenly Immortal Empress, which is good for the reproduction of offspring." Ao Guang was not upset, but his face was flushed. What the Dragon Clan cares most about is offspring, and whether it is hasty or not is for people to see. Dragon grandchildren are much more valuable than face !
As he said that, Ao Guang looked around and saw no one around, so he signaled Chang'e to come closer, and said in a low voice, "The invitation letter for the Peach Blossom Festival... Your Majesty is not happy..."
The Heavenly Immortal Empress is unhappy, and the consequences are usually severe.
Chang'e covered her lips in surprise. Although she had received similar news in private, the Dragon King's tone seemed to imply something. Could it be that the Celestial Immortal Empress is planning to do something at the Peach Blossom Festival?
Most likely!
In the past, when the Heavenly Immortal Empress got annoyed with someone, she just rushed over and slapped him to death. Since then, she has been named the number one beast in the prehistoric world.Later, the empress became more and more low-key, but the fierce beast with its minions was still a fierce beast, and it was even more difficult to guard against it because of its concealment. Not to mention the fact that the two Western sages plotted against Mount Sumeru many times and they all failed. Jiang Ziya's fate is obvious to all. The sage, the celestial empress, who else can get Jiang Ziya with great luck?
It seems that I accidentally discovered a shocking secret... ∑(っ°Д°;)っHelp!Today's flat peach festival is so dangerous!
Chang'e decides to go back and immediately inform her sister Chang Yi who is far away in West Kunlun, that this peach event is a dragon's pond and a tiger's den, even if it is a formality, it will not work!As for whether Chang Xi would tell the other fairies, who the fairies of West Kunlun wanted to notify was their business.
Even though Haotian's attitude is not correct, everyone is not optimistic about this peach event, but the city of the Holy Mother of Yaochi is deep, good at management, and has accumulated a lot of popularity in the immortal world, no matter how angry Haotian is, everyone is unwilling to refute Yaochi too much For the sake of saving face, at least they will send apprentices like Xian Tong to the scene to make up the number, or go to say congratulations in person.
In fact, after discussions between Guanghan Palace and West Kunlun, they decided to send Chang Yi as a representative, which was considered as a way of selling Yao Chi, and now it must be canceled decisively.
"Thank you, Dragon King, for telling me that March [-]rd in three days' time is indeed a good day." There must be many immortals who want to take refuge and choose to attend the wedding of the Dragon Son and the Dragon Girl.
"Haha! Taiyin Xingjun is right, I have prepared a lot of fine wines, waiting for all guests to taste them!"
The saliva of Dragon Palace Catfish Essence can make the wine extremely strong. Just one drop can make Tieguai Li, who is the best wine among the Eight Immortals, drunk for three days and three nights.It is conceivable that many immortals will order a glass of Dragon Palace specialty wine on the wedding day, so as to delay the Pantao party five days later. Our Lady has no face.
Ao Guang was full of complacency. In the old days, even if the Dragon Palace marriage was notified 100 years in advance, it would be celebrated internally at the time. How many gods from the upper realm had ever appreciated their face?
This time is very different, although the time is a bit rushed, but after three heavenly days, his Long'er Custodian can hold a grand wedding ceremony, it is not an exaggeration to say that Wanxian came to congratulate, what a grandeur!I'm afraid I won't be able to handle a running banquet, so don't try too hard, oh oh oh oh oh!
"I don't know about the marriage between my tenth brother and the fourth princess..."
Hearing this, Ao Guang's expression changed again, his eyes flickered, and he didn't answer directly.
It's not that Ao Guang loves to take Qiao. It should be known that dragon girls are precious resources in the dragon clan. Originally, the birth rate of real dragons is low, and dragon girls are even more scarce than dragon sons.Usually the interior of the four seas is not enough to digest, and a couple can make up a couple. Only when both husband and wife are real dragons can they give birth to real dragon offspring.
If Ao Bing can't be resurrected, Donghai intends to marry Ao Tingxin to the prince of Xihai, Ao Moang, so as to maintain the marriage of the dragons of the four seas.Now Ao Bing is going to marry Ao Cunxin, the third princess of the West Sea, and Ao Moang and Ao Tingxin only have a brother-sister relationship with each other, so the two dragon kings naturally don't force it.
Even so, it doesn't mean that Ao Guang is willing to marry Ao Tingxin to a foreigner.
When Ao Guang saw the Celestial Immortal Empress bringing Yu Yao to the Dragon Palace, he thought that the Empress was trying to match him up.After all, Yu Yao is a disciple of the Celestial Empress, and if he can get on with the Celestial Empress through him, Dong Hai will have two Daoist saints behind him. The advantages outweigh the disadvantages, and Ao Guang reluctantly agrees.
Unexpectedly, it was Yu Yao who asked the Tianxian Empress to act as a matchmaker to propose marriage for his younger brother Lu Ya.
Nine of the ten princes of the Yao clan practiced in front of the Empress of Heaven, and Ao Guangda would agree to any one who came to the East China Sea to ask for a marriage, except for Lu Ya.The Dragon Clan is not afraid of the Monster Clan, and they are also a race that has withdrawn from the prehistoric stage. The status of the Monster Clan may not be better than that of the Dragon Clan. Besides, the leader of the Monster Clan is Donghuang Taiyi, not Lu Ya's own father, Di Jun. After all, they are separated by a layer.
Theoretically, the parents of the two families should first discuss in private the matter of proposing marriage.
Although Xihe lived in Ganyuan, East China Sea, he didn't have much contact with his old neighbors in the sea. Firstly, he didn't understand Ao Tingxin's character, and secondly, he was too aware of the internal unspoken rules of the Dragon Clan, so he was not very optimistic about this marriage. .The youngest son couldn't bear to fall in love with someone else's dragon girl, so he didn't think about eating or drinking every day.
As a mother who controls her children, how could Xi He be willing to let down her most beloved Yao'er?She knew that she would not be able to persuade Ao Guang to marry the dragon girl, so she resolutely decided not to follow the conventional path, and simply passed the message to Yu Yao, asking him to observe Ao Tingxin on his behalf. Venerable Fuxi offered a marriage, it is expected that the Dragon Clan would not dare to refuse.
It just so happened that Fuxi made progress in his research on the magic sword and found a way to release Xiangyan's soul.
The dragon race is worthy of being a race that means "longevity". Not only can the dragon's body regain its youth by shedding its skin, but its soul can also repair itself.However, the Chijiao is a relative of the dragon, and the body that can withstand such a soul is also very special, and it is difficult to refine a new body with foreign objects.
Therefore, after discussing with Zhang Qixing, Fuxi focused on the newborn dragon eggs, and then there was the matter of Tianxian Empress and Yuelao robbing for jobs. As long as the timing of the bridal chamber is calculated, Lu Ya and Ao Tingxin will surely give birth to a red chi that is suitable for the auspicious face and soul. .Anyway, Xiangyan is a child of Tianxian Cave, and she was appointed to be the daughter-in-law by the Queen Mother of the West, so bringing her back to life is a statement.
Of course, Xi He knew that Hong Huang had no obligation to help, it was just a dragon's egg, so he signed the contract decisively.The couple is still young, and there is more time to hatch more eggs slowly. The monster race is very fertile, and those who have children and grandchildren around their knees will only think that they have too many children.
Ao Guang's side is different, a dragon egg, how precious!It is difficult for a dragon girl to conceive an offspring. Even if a real dragon cannot be hatched, chi, jiao, etc. are rare... No, you have to think carefully!
Thus, the differences are even greater.
Zhang Qixing spread his hands and said: Your brains are too big.This seat just wants Xiangyan's soul to be reincarnated on a dragon egg, but I didn't say that I want to snatch the egg home and hatch it myself.Anyway, if there is no Xiangyan, there must be other souls, no
Sun Wukong was very satisfied with the luxurious armor that Ao Guang brought out. He put on the golden crown, gold armor, and cloud shoes. Zhi Xìng used the Ruyi stick to hit all the way out.Very arrogant.
What annoyed Ao Guang the most was that the monkey didn't understand people. He must know that he had done enough psychological work for his mother's order, so he gave up his face to praise the monkey.But that monkey is not a thing, he got the benefits, and didn't save half of face, so he turned around and laughed at him for making noise.
Angry too!
Ao Guang had a mouthful of blood in his mouth, so he couldn't spray Ya's face on the spot.As soon as the monkey left, he decisively shouted to the left and right to prepare grapefruit water to wash the Dragon Palace, and threw away all the floor tiles that the monkey had sat on and stepped on!
After Yesha replied that the secret passage of Huaguo Mountain had been closed, and the fish spirit reported that the third prince, Ao Bing, was accompanying the dragon in the side hall, Ao Guang's anger did not subside a little.Immediately, he gave some instructions to Yesha, and walked into the side hall anxiously, lest he would leave a bad impression on Empress Tianxian with his oolong just now.
Facing the Heavenly Immortal Empress, Ao Guang finally let go of his pride and knelt down to admit his mistake.
This time, Yu Yao, who went out with Empress Tianxian, snorted coldly. As the eldest of the ten golden crows, he is the most powerful prince of the demon tribe.Although he is not as gifted in terms of root and understanding as the senior brothers above him, and his temperament is not as good as the limitless sex in Tianxian Cave, but compared to the monks outside, especially the declining Dragon Clan, he has the capital to look down on him.
Just now, he accompanied Ao Bing to see Ao Tingxin, and also met the dragon sons from the other three seas, but he didn't see the Dragon King lose his temper.Knowing this from the mum essence's message, she already had a bad impression of Ao Guang.
It is Donghai's blessing that the saint empress is here, how dare the Dragon King of Donghai be so negligent!Could it be that they thought that by standing next to Venerable Fuxi, who is also a sage of the Dao, they would be able to ignore the Empress Dowager Tianxian?Unforgivable sin!
Zhang Qixing was slightly displeased when she first saw the mess, but Ao Guang made an unintentional mistake, and Ao Yi sincerely apologized, but she didn't feel that she was being slighted.Thinking of Dragon King's foodie that turned grief and anger into appetite, there is a feeling of embarrassment and godliness.
The dragons of the four seas have always made a big statement in their own territory, but they are low-key masters outside. In addition, the dragons have no good xiū'liàngōng'fǎ, and their Taoism gradually falls behind others, so they are not particularly valued in the cultivation world.When Zhang Qixing was still the Seventh Fairy, he hadn't heard much about the Dragon Clan. He didn't know much about the Dragon King of the Four Seas, and he didn't care much about the Dragon Clan after crossing.
(Ao Guang: Little people are always easy to be ignored. The advantage is that even if you make a mistake, you will not be missed. Fortunately, it is very fortunate.)
I really didn't expect that she had already told Ao Guang to greet him nicely, and the monkey could still make the Dragon King of the East China Sea so angry.
Ren is a dragon who is rich in the world, and he is willing to give alms. Compared with being robbed and forced to hand over things, his mood is very different. Even if he throws away rubbish, he is still extremely unhappy.
"Dragon King, get up, you've worked hard this time." It's really hard work, and monkeys at this stage can't communicate normally.
Although it was very inexplicable, Ao Guang was moved with tears in his eyes. If he hadn't considered the difference in status, he would have rushed to hold the hand of Empress Tianxian and shouted: "Long live, comrade!" Come on, to put it bluntly, you don't know how to be a human being at all, your behavior is worse than a bum, and the communication process is completely swallowing old blood as a herbal tea!It is seriously suspected that the Xieyue Qixing Cave is a vocational school for cultivating low-level personnel of hēi'shè'huì!
(Ancestor Bodhi: tǔ'xuè is standing in the corpse, please do not disturb.
A group of people in the Qixing Cave of the oblique moon are riddled with holes and lying in the gun: inserting a knife teaches you to respect yourself, God knows we are all legal and good citizens!This second is worse than Dou Guliang's injustice! )
Zhang Qixing silently lighted three sticks of incense for Patriarch Bodhi. Fuxi really had foresight, and it was right not to accept his grandson monkey as an apprentice immediately after listening to his words, otherwise she would be the one who was stabbed into a hedgehog by a cold arrow.
"Hey, the Dragon King and the Dragon Queen reunited with the Third Prince after a long absence, and we must have a good time together." Zhang Qixing glanced at Ao Tingxin for a few moments, then saw Yu Yao nodded slightly when he turned around, and said with a smile: "The fourth princess will accompany me. Right. It just so happens that there is a happy event today, but I still need to ask the fourth princess what she means."
"I'll be negligent." Ao Guang blushed, and hurriedly asked his daughter Ao Tingxin to invite Zhang Qixing to the table: "The old man ordered Yasha to summon the best conch troupe in our East China Sea. It's something we learned from the human race. It's right to send it away. Time to have fun, I hope your mother will show her face." The Dragon King lowered his voice, and said: "I have a rare treasure in my private possession, and I will fetch it in a moment, so that my mother can appreciate it."
Zhang Qixing raised his eyebrows, didn't take it seriously, and waved his hands to let him go.She took Ao Tingxin's hand, and carefully looked at this beautiful dragon girl. The jewels and jewels all over her body did not make people feel vulgar, but on the contrary, she looked more noble. She deserved to be a real dragon girl. The brilliance of gold and silver jewelry.
Yu Yao has neither joy nor dislike towards the Dragon Clan, he knows he is not as good at guessing Master's thoughts as Fuxi, so he always looks more and listens less in front of his empress.
Since Master intends to let the Dragon Clan of the East China Sea go, he will not hold on to it, and his hometown is just in Ganyuan, East China Sea, so there is really no need to get too stiff with the Dragon Clan of the East China Sea.After returning to Mount Sumeru, I will tell Venerable Fuxi that the Shui tribe is his family, and it is more appropriate to leave it to the brothers to decide how to deal with it.
After receiving the amnesty, Ao Guang let Ao listen to his heart to make the decision, zhāo'da Tianxian empress, and then put on a silly father-like smiling face, and looked at his son every step of the way.
The fish spirits and clam spirits who served were strong and retreated one after another, giving space to the royal family of the East China Sea.
Pity the hearts of parents all over the world. Seeing his son come back to life, Ao Guang was so excited that he couldn't hold back his tears of joy: "Long'er! My Long'er will come back, just come back! Don't be careless next time, you With the future of our East China Sea on our shoulders, if something goes wrong, it will break my father's heart!"
Ao Yi covered her face and burst into tears.
When she first saw her son, she cried for a while, but now she heard her husband talk about the emotional part, and she was still very excited.Ao Bing is the heart and soul of their fū'qī. She and Ao Guang are both old, and Donghai's future depends on Long Er. When she heard the news of her son's death, her whole sky collapsed. Fortunately, Ao Guang ran around and finally found The goddess of heaven is kind.
"My son is not up to date, and my parents are worried." Ao Bing knelt down and admitted his mistake to his parents.He was young and energetic, he was born to be admired and praised by the Shui people, he took the flattery seriously, he thought that he was a rare opponent in the world, and he deserved his death, but his old parents were sad for him. "In the future, C will be diligent in xiū'liàn to revitalize the East China Sea."
"Get up quickly. It's good if you have the heart, okay." Ao Guangao Yi repeatedly applauded, and hurriedly helped his son up, and patted the non-existent dust on his legs, fearing that his son would bump into it.
The family enjoyed themselves happily, and after the reunion was over, Ao Yi wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and worriedly pulled Ao Guang and bit his ear.
"You want to give 'that thing' to Empress Tianxian?"
Ao Guang suddenly changed from joyful to sluggish, and said distressedly: "We have a lot of treasures in the Dragon Palace, but very few of them can be put on the stage. It's okay to fool the low-level monks. The empress is the avenue who holds the most precious treasures." Saint, how can ordinary spirit treasures show their shame in front of her?"
If you want to blame, blame the monkey to death, causing him to inadvertently offend the days when the Tianxian empress and sister-in-law lived together.Think about the fate of King Zhou who offended Empress Nuwa, the strong must be admired and worshiped, this is the first iron rule of survival in the prehistoric world!Even if you want to apologize, you can't do it without showing sincerity, it's really nerve-wracking...
The more I think about it, the worse it gets. All in all, it's all the fault of that ugly monkey!I'm so desperate that I chose to come to Dragon Palace today to find fault, get cheap and act like a good boy, and make Dragon Palace a mess! !
"I'm so worried, will the gift give off and anger her old man?" Ao Yi was very worried.
It should be known that the leaders of the two generations of the demon clan have all turned into clouds of smoke under the mighty and domineering slap of the empress. It is rare for a demon god Chi You to appear, and he was also abused by the empress's pet Jinpeng. , There are new rumors in the prehistoric world. For example, the Empress Dowager Tianxian hates demons extremely, for example, the demons appear in front of Empress Tianxian and become cannon fodder in a second, for example, Empress Tianxian is actually a killer of demons...
So, husband, if you take something from the demon clan as a gift, don't you want to experience the feeling of being a shooting star in the sky?Weak question, are you actually shaking m?
Ao Bing also looked at his father worriedly, dementia is a disease.You have to be careful about keeping that thing private, for fear of being sniffed out by outsiders. Isn't it the rhythm of death to offer it up?
Seeing that his wife and children didn't understand him so much, Ao Guang burst into tears.
So I hate those robbers the most!We wiped out all the good treasures in our Dragon Palace, making it so troublesome that even if you want to give a gift now, you can't afford it. You can't get ordinary things, and you have to consider the coexistence of risks and opportunities if you want to give uncommon things.
However, the old man believes that Empress Tianxian knows the goods!Long live understanding!
Ao Guang took out a long box from the encrypted treasure house in the deepest part of the Dragon Palace. The box was carefully wrapped in yellow silk embroidered with mantras, and an unusual power could still be felt seeping out of it.He didn't know whether his decision was right or wrong, this box really contained treasures that he dared not let outsiders know.
Reluctantly stroking the silk outside, Ao Guang made up his mind, handed the box in front of the Tianxian Empress, and moved away from the left and right, even his daughter Ao Tingxin couldn't stay behind.
He glanced at Yu Yao in embarrassment, seeing that Empress Tianxian didn't express anything else, he hesitated for a moment before gritting his teeth, and slowly unlocked the seal, revealing a golden long sword inside.The golden and sacred color is strangely ominous due to the structure of the sword, and has an unusual sense of oppression.
What surprised Zhang Qixing was that she actually felt the magic energy from the sword.
"Mother, this is a magic weapon called 'XingXiu Jie'." Ao Guang said in a low voice, "Not only can it cut gold and jade, but it can also control the flow of time."
Zhang Qixing forced himself to be calm on the surface, and it would be a lie to say that he was not moved.Time and space are the two most difficult laws to grasp, and time is above space, so it is generally difficult to refine a magic weapon with time effect.
The attributes of this magic weapon are not generally good, but it is a pity that the Dragon King is an immortal cultivator and cannot exert its maximum effect. Second, even though he covets it, he can't hide the magic energy on it, so he dare not take it around rashly It is ostentatious, lest it will attract the crusade and pursuit of the prehistoric "just men".I had no choice but to put the treasure on the shelf, and often sighed in my heart.
"The Dragon King is very kind, but this seat is disrespectful."
Seeing that the Empress Tianxian accepted the box without seeming angry, Ao Guang breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly said: "I really have nothing to repay my mother for resurrecting my son. A little care is worthless, and it would be great to satisfy the empress." .”
Zhang Qixing didn't ask the Dragon King where the magic weapon came from. After all, this kind of thing can't be shown off, especially in the wild where immortal cultivation is the mainstream, it is easy to become the public enemy of all people by keeping the magic weapon privately.
Unlike Ao Guang, she doesn't intend to make the baby dusty, but how to do it is a problem.She cast her eyes on Ao Guang.
Ao Guang has never looked at other people's faces in his life, and he doesn't know how to read people's faces. In this minute, he inexplicably understood the meaning of Tianxian's eyes, and firmly stated that he must keep his mouth shut about this matter.Long live understanding, really!
171 Disgusting cup
The heaven was singing and dancing as usual, the Holy Mother of Yaochi was busy arranging the peach event, and she couldn't attend to other affairs for the time being, while Haotian was overwhelmed by the snowflakes of replies.
The first battle of the Conferred Gods was completely changed, which caused the quality of this year's fairy class to shrink greatly.Tianting Enterprise originally planned to use the list of gods to forcefully recruit employees with a bachelor's degree or above in immortality. Unfortunately, the actual operation was difficult. Win a lot of fan groups.As a result, the rights of the Jade Emperor have shrunk virtually.
So Haotian is hard-pressed, nothing more than looking at the number of employees under him, and wanting to officially declare his right as the Jade Emperor, so he has to come to the "Ten Thousand Immortals Come to Dynasty" decisively!
It's a pity that, except for some underdeveloped immortals, the veteran gods don't sell his face at all. The reply is called a gun with a stick between the lines, tougher than the Jade Emperor, and the central meaning is simple and clear-I say no, you won't Bird, how are you doing?
After the vigorous publicity of the beasts on Mount Sumeru, now even the gods who have a little knowledge know that the goddess of the heavenly fairy is very unhappy with the attitude of the Jade Emperor, and the goddess Nuwa even directly incarnates as Godzilla. Ferocity index must be multiplied by geometric multiples.
Haotian and Yaochi also kept this matter a secret, so as not to ruin the plan of the saint empress.After all, giving the Jade Emperor face is equivalent to not giving the two saints and empresses face, which is an act of indirect suicide.
By the way, brothers and sisters don't love Haotian, so why bother to sacrifice yourself to help others?
It should be noted that what otaku men and otaku women want is a Jade Emperor who can guarantee their unlimited otaku life, not a leader who wants them to be infected with the "frequent flu" and act as little bees at their bees.They resolutely support the two saints and empresses spiritually and overthrow the feudal ruling class!
Haotian didn't understand, he was the Jade Emperor personally selected by the Taoist ancestor, the supreme commander of the Three Realms, what's wrong with showing off the aura and pomp of a boss?Why do the hard-core people down there always sing a different tune?This is different from the script in the script, "Brother Yushu faced the wind and the tiger's body shook, and the younger brother cried and shouted Long live the mountain" Hey!
(Heavenly GM picks his nose in disdain: As long as you are still the supreme commander, what is that GM? It can be seen that the personnel deployment should be handed over to the Moth Queen.)
Just when Haotian was hesitating for his future style of "continuing to be low-key or transforming to be high-key", voices of grievances came from outside.
"Jade~Emperor~Majesty~Your Majesty~~~You have to make the decision for me~~~~!"
A burst of wavy lines went straight from Nantianmen to Lingxiao Palace, stabbing Haotian's brain so badly, before he could ask Tiannu to ask about the situation, he saw Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, threw himself at his feet and burst into tears With snot and tears, he looked worse than his son who died back then.
Haotian twitched a few times but failed to pull his foot out. Instead, Ao Guang let his tears and snot smear on his dragon robe. .
In front of all the immortals who lost face, Haotian's face turned black, and he shouted: "What a shame you are! Stand up and speak well!"
Ao Guang choked up for a moment, rubbed it twice, let go of Haotian's leg sadly, took two steps back, and spoke in a depressed tone about how he was robbed for the nth time, staring straight at Haotian with a pair of long eyes. sky.That posture, as if Haotian wanted to let go of his hands, his old dragon immediately rushed over again.
Seeing the situation, everyone understands, Ao Guang was ordered by the Heavenly Immortal Empress to come to the Heavenly Court to perform an impeachment.
Considering that the Four Seas have already taken refuge in Mount Sumeru and Haotian is eager to gain power, this time he will definitely take the opportunity to show off the prestige of the Jade Emperor, and make sure that the Dragon King can't bear it, so that the people of the Four Seas can understand who is the boss, and indirectly give to Fuxi and Xu Mishan was embarrassed.
Zhang Qixing had learned about Haotian's state of mind from the little spy, and informed Ao Guang in advance, so that he could show his weakness before Haotian launched an attack, and try his best to describe himself as a tragic victim of the tragedy of the century. .Because of his face, Haotian felt embarrassed to make things difficult for him.
The Dragons have always loved face. They usually hide in the sea and miss the scenery before the Dragon Han Dynasty. When they go on tour, they will bring a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals to fill the scene. Wherever they go, they will beat gongs and drums to show off.
As the Dragon King of the East China Sea, Ao Guang is the head of the four seas. He has been aloof for most of his life, except for his precious son Ao Bing who died in chaos, and the number of times he has shed tears since he was born can be counted on one hand.Now that his son has returned from the resurrection, he is so happy that he cannot help it. Let him cry and beg to show weakness, it is not too much to test his acting skills.
When he was worried that his acting skills were not in place, Ao Guang suddenly remembered that there was a rogue turtle in Beihai.Prime Minister Gui is definitely one of the best actors in crying dramas in the prehistoric era. With his passionate guidance and sponsorship of a legendary artifact tear bag, there was this disgusting crying scene.
In normal times, Haotian would definitely let Ao Guang kneel and talk, so as to kill his prestige, and it was the dragon clan's immediate boss Fuxi who took the opportunity to kowtow three times and kowtow to him.Today he was covered in filth by Ao Guang, and he wished he could run into the bathroom and rub off his skin immediately, regardless of whether the old dragon was kneeling or standing.
Ao Guang felt that his own tragedy was not enough to alert Haotian, and added: "Your Majesty Jade Emperor, you are the ruler of the nine heavens and nine earths, if this stone monkey appears in the earth today, it will be the most surly and flamboyant, and it may be unknown. "
Normally, Haotian wouldn't pay attention to a wild monkey at all, but today it was Ao Guang who sued.
How arrogant that stone monkey must be to let the Dragon King of the East China Sea, who has taken refuge in Mount Sumeru, come to the heaven to sue! ?
It is said that the younger brother under his command was robbed, so the beasts in Tianxian Cave didn't care about it?This is not in line with the style of Empress Tianxian!
Hearing from Ao Guang that the stone monkey was a born Taiyi Golden Immortal, he learned from a famous teacher, and now his cultivation level will definitely increase. Could it be that the hozen has a great opportunity and great wisdom, and he has already become a saint in a short period of time. To make the Heavenly Immortal Empress afraid of her actions?
Haotian was frightened into a cold sweat by his brain power.
Calm down, bro, calm down, that monkey may not be a saint.It is the most unwelcome second sage of the West, at least there was a second of brilliance at the time of sanctification that made Quan Honghuang feel impressed. Besides, it was only ten years since the monkey was born and became a teacher. A sage is not a Chinese cabbage in the field. Mass production is mass production.
However, what the Dragon King said makes sense. The monkey has excellent bones. Although he does not know who is the master, but the Dragon King who can make the Dragon King with his eyes above the top call him a "famous teacher", it must have an extraordinary background. It is hard to guarantee that after a while, the prehistoric There won't be more hozen sages, won't there be another one on the mountain on my brother's head?
Nima!The cliff is a nightmare!
Nowadays, several saints are called great in the prehistoric world, and all the disciples under their names do not obey the control of the heavenly court. He, the Jade Emperor, is quite aggrieved. Hearing the Dragon King's tone, the hozen is not big and has a good temper. It is difficult to protect the Dragon Palace today. Heaven will not be robbed in the future.No, no, disaster must be nipped in the bud!
Haotian suddenly felt a sense of pride. If the monkey head, which even the goddess of the gods avoids, is subdued by the elder brother, it will definitely make Quan Honghuang write down the martial arts and martial arts of the Jade Emperor. By then, who would dare not listen to Ben Yu God's order?
The more he thought about it, the more beautiful he became, and Haotian himself was intoxicated, and he promised to deal with this vicious robbery seriously.
After the fun, the earlier Xiao Jiujiu reappeared, Haotian's eyes were bright, and he was planning to take advantage of this incident to show kindness or shock Aoguang, and step on Mount Sumeru behind the four seas, so as to better promote his martial arts and martial arts.
Ao Guang had no intention of joining the Heavenly Court, nor did he want to be punished by Haotian, so he simply took advantage of the opportunity taught by Prime Minister Gui, and rushed to hug Haotian's other leg. According to himself, This time, I was moved to tears, and I called the Jade Emperor wise.
Haotian was immersed in his desire to unify the three realms, and suddenly encountered a disgusting attack, Haoxuan didn't spit it out on the spot, and hurriedly asked Ao Guang to go away, and waited for the Jade Emperor to adjust his mood before punishing him for a crime of misconduct in front of the imperial court.
Unexpectedly, I suddenly heard two sounds of "suction" and "grunt".
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Haotian finally couldn't bear it any longer, he broke free from Ao Guangru's gripped hands explosively, and rushed towards the apse.Fragrant soup, quickly prepare the sterilized fragrant soup, I want to take a bath, until the Pan Peach Festival is held, I will soak in the fragrant soup!The disgusting dragon retreats!The disgusting dragon retreats! !
Tian Nu's facial nerves twitched uncontrollably, he waved his hand to let Ao Guang go, and then followed the footsteps of the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor and his henchmen left the arena, and the rest of the fairies also dispersed.Today's scene challenged the visual infinitely, before they didn't know that the dragon clan was so disgusting.
So dirty!So dirty!He said that in the future, he would never enter the aquarium area unless necessary. There are many places that can provide robbery business. The dirty spirit of Chonglong clan may not guarantee that those babies will carry all kinds of germs, such as magic horse h5n1, h7n9, etc., which is really scary!
Ao Guang rubbed his nose, feeling that the trick taught by Laogui is really useful, and Donghai will be stable in the future.Sighing, he walked out of Nantianmen with dejected steps, leaving behind a hunchbacked and desolate figure for all the immortals, making people look quite sad.
As soon as he left the perception range of the god general, Ao Guang immediately took a four-character step vigorously.The feeling of fooling people is really cool!
Come on, he is the Dragon King of the East China Sea anyway, how could he set the lower limit so low?
The last disgusting play with a lethality of [-]% was easy for Lao Gui, but Ao Guang felt that the psychological burden was huge, and he refused to act it out. Ao Guang hid a packet of honeydew in his mouth.Just make a sucking sound according to the scene, bite through the thin film of the packet, and swallow the honeydew.
Being able to play with a group of high-ranking gods is a great sense of accomplishment!Well, hurry back and share with Prime Minister Turtle, that old turtle has a lot of tricks, so I have to ask if there is any way to better hold Tianxian Empress's thigh.
"Dragon King, where are you going?"
172 festive
Ao Guang quickly collected his complacency, and when he turned his head, he saw a fairy coming on a cloud. The clouds on her temples were like incense ink, and the brocade was like moonlight. She was wearing jingle bells as she walked, making the lady even more graceful.
"So it's Taiyin Xingjun." Ao Guang cupped his hands at her.
Empress Jiang, the Taiyin star, was dismissed as soon as she took office. In desperation, the Jade Emperor had no choice but to crown Chang Xi's second daughter Chang'e with the title of Taiyin Star Lord, trying to provoke a quarrel between their mother and daughter.Chang Xi's eldest daughter, Chang Yi, studied under the Queen Mother of the West and lived in West Kunlun for a long time. If she could get the Queen Mother of the West involved in the dispute, it would kill three birds with one stone.
Haotian miscalculated a little: Chang Xi, Chang'e, Queen Mother of the West and Chang Yi are all the core elders of the Mengzhu support club.An old man full of scheming will not understand women's motherhood and obsession with idols.
In the dictionary of brain-dead fans, fame and wealth are all floating clouds, and the cute master Fuxi is the bright light in life.
Chang Xi just took advantage of the situation and handed over the Lunar Star to Chang'e to manage, and he devoted himself to running the Mengzhu Support Club, trying to collect all the cups Fuxi used, the table he touched, the floor tiles he stepped on, etc., and stared at Fuxi's portrait every day. Three sticks of incense are offered devoutly.
Looking at the business opportunities, a group of beasts in Tianxian Cave quietly recommended Fuxi's q-version figures and various peripherals to Chang Xi behind their backs.He was so happy that Changxi dissipated the cold in an instant, his whole body was surrounded by pink bubbles, and what he held in his arms was no longer the cute pet Jade Rabbit, but a limited edition and highly simulated exquisite version of Fuxi doll exclusively produced by Tianxiandong.
Keeping the doll in your hands, there will be no regrets in this life!So happy!rub!
The Jade Rabbit who was forced to be laid off was so sad, with long ears hanging down, red eyes filled with tears, and her two front paws gripping the skirt of the cruel hostess resentfully: what good is a doll who can't be cute?This rabbit is so good, isn't it cute enough?Hey, master, give me a hug!Please don't give up! qaq!
Chang'e was very upset that she couldn't snap up the limited edition Mengzhu doll, but apart from a bunch of beasts in Tianxiandong, the other family really didn't dare to make fun of saints.
It is said that the group of beasts were "invited" by Fuxi to listen to the piano afterwards, and they have not appeared in front of people for a long time. Since then, the cute and cute Fuxi dolls have changed from limited edition to out-of-print, which made many female fairies who came late sighed.
"The Dragon King is safe and well. I heard that the third prince Aobing has come back to life and has returned to the East China Sea. Xiaoxian is here to congratulate the Dragon King." Chang'e bowed and asked again: "I don't know when the wedding date of the third prince of the Dragon King and the third princess of the West Sea will be? When?"
These words happened to speak to Ao Guang's heart, he is happiest now that Long'er has returned, and finally the inheritance of Donghai has not been broken.
Ao Bing and Ao Cunxin were childhood sweethearts since they were young, but now Ao Cunxin's thousand-year marriage with Yang Jian is over. The Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Run, found a reason to withdraw her expulsion, allowing Ao Cunxin to return to the royal family of the West Sea, and formally set up a relationship between the two. marriage.
Not to mention that Ao Bing is trying to pick a good day for the Dragon Empress to send him to, Xihai is also wantonly collecting treasures to add makeup to Ao Cunxin, and the Dragon Clan in the South Sea and North Sea also sent people to send generous gifts.Compared with the lonely figure when Ao Cunxin married Yang Jian in the past, without half a dowry, and only held a small family banquet, it is a world of difference.
There were so many happy events, Ao Guang couldn't pretend to be depressed, he smiled all over his face, and was a little more sincere to Chang'e.After all, he is a loyal fan of his boss, so it is expected that he will not hinder Dong Hai, so it is good to make friends.
"The wedding date of the two children is set on the third day of March three days after the heavenly calendar and three years later in the lower realm. I hope all the fairies and empresses of the Guanghan Palace will appreciate your face."
Chang'e counted her fingers when she heard the words, and Dai Mei frowned slightly and said, "Time is a little tight."
Four Seas Dragon Palace counts the time in the lower realms, three years is indeed enough to hold a wedding, but the heavenly calendar only has three days, and the immortals living in the heavenly court have to prepare gifts within three days, and make time to attend the wedding celebration three days later, it is too urgent make up.
Generally speaking, when the gods living in the lower realm get married, they usually send invitations to the heaven twenty or thirty human years in advance, at least ten years in advance, so that the participating gods can prepare in advance.Even if you don't go, you should take the time to write a post and explain the reason before the auspicious day.
The dragon clan has always valued dignity the most, and Ao Bing is the most precious third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea. How could there be such a flaw in his wedding?
"This is an auspicious day bestowed by the Heavenly Immortal Empress, which is good for the reproduction of offspring." Ao Guang was not upset, but his face was flushed. What the Dragon Clan cares most about is offspring, and whether it is hasty or not is for people to see. Dragon grandchildren are much more valuable than face !
As he said that, Ao Guang looked around and saw no one around, so he signaled Chang'e to come closer, and said in a low voice, "The invitation letter for the Peach Blossom Festival... Your Majesty is not happy..."
The Heavenly Immortal Empress is unhappy, and the consequences are usually severe.
Chang'e covered her lips in surprise. Although she had received similar news in private, the Dragon King's tone seemed to imply something. Could it be that the Celestial Immortal Empress is planning to do something at the Peach Blossom Festival?
Most likely!
In the past, when the Heavenly Immortal Empress got annoyed with someone, she just rushed over and slapped him to death. Since then, she has been named the number one beast in the prehistoric world.Later, the empress became more and more low-key, but the fierce beast with its minions was still a fierce beast, and it was even more difficult to guard against it because of its concealment. Not to mention the fact that the two Western sages plotted against Mount Sumeru many times and they all failed. Jiang Ziya's fate is obvious to all. The sage, the celestial empress, who else can get Jiang Ziya with great luck?
It seems that I accidentally discovered a shocking secret... ∑(っ°Д°;)っHelp!Today's flat peach festival is so dangerous!
Chang'e decides to go back and immediately inform her sister Chang Yi who is far away in West Kunlun, that this peach event is a dragon's pond and a tiger's den, even if it is a formality, it will not work!As for whether Chang Xi would tell the other fairies, who the fairies of West Kunlun wanted to notify was their business.
Even though Haotian's attitude is not correct, everyone is not optimistic about this peach event, but the city of the Holy Mother of Yaochi is deep, good at management, and has accumulated a lot of popularity in the immortal world, no matter how angry Haotian is, everyone is unwilling to refute Yaochi too much For the sake of saving face, at least they will send apprentices like Xian Tong to the scene to make up the number, or go to say congratulations in person.
In fact, after discussions between Guanghan Palace and West Kunlun, they decided to send Chang Yi as a representative, which was considered as a way of selling Yao Chi, and now it must be canceled decisively.
"Thank you, Dragon King, for telling me that March [-]rd in three days' time is indeed a good day." There must be many immortals who want to take refuge and choose to attend the wedding of the Dragon Son and the Dragon Girl.
"Haha! Taiyin Xingjun is right, I have prepared a lot of fine wines, waiting for all guests to taste them!"
The saliva of Dragon Palace Catfish Essence can make the wine extremely strong. Just one drop can make Tieguai Li, who is the best wine among the Eight Immortals, drunk for three days and three nights.It is conceivable that many immortals will order a glass of Dragon Palace specialty wine on the wedding day, so as to delay the Pantao party five days later. Our Lady has no face.
Ao Guang was full of complacency. In the old days, even if the Dragon Palace marriage was notified 100 years in advance, it would be celebrated internally at the time. How many gods from the upper realm had ever appreciated their face?
This time is very different, although the time is a bit rushed, but after three heavenly days, his Long'er Custodian can hold a grand wedding ceremony, it is not an exaggeration to say that Wanxian came to congratulate, what a grandeur!I'm afraid I won't be able to handle a running banquet, so don't try too hard, oh oh oh oh oh!
"I don't know about the marriage between my tenth brother and the fourth princess..."
Hearing this, Ao Guang's expression changed again, his eyes flickered, and he didn't answer directly.
It's not that Ao Guang loves to take Qiao. It should be known that dragon girls are precious resources in the dragon clan. Originally, the birth rate of real dragons is low, and dragon girls are even more scarce than dragon sons.Usually the interior of the four seas is not enough to digest, and a couple can make up a couple. Only when both husband and wife are real dragons can they give birth to real dragon offspring.
If Ao Bing can't be resurrected, Donghai intends to marry Ao Tingxin to the prince of Xihai, Ao Moang, so as to maintain the marriage of the dragons of the four seas.Now Ao Bing is going to marry Ao Cunxin, the third princess of the West Sea, and Ao Moang and Ao Tingxin only have a brother-sister relationship with each other, so the two dragon kings naturally don't force it.
Even so, it doesn't mean that Ao Guang is willing to marry Ao Tingxin to a foreigner.
When Ao Guang saw the Celestial Immortal Empress bringing Yu Yao to the Dragon Palace, he thought that the Empress was trying to match him up.After all, Yu Yao is a disciple of the Celestial Empress, and if he can get on with the Celestial Empress through him, Dong Hai will have two Daoist saints behind him. The advantages outweigh the disadvantages, and Ao Guang reluctantly agrees.
Unexpectedly, it was Yu Yao who asked the Tianxian Empress to act as a matchmaker to propose marriage for his younger brother Lu Ya.
Nine of the ten princes of the Yao clan practiced in front of the Empress of Heaven, and Ao Guangda would agree to any one who came to the East China Sea to ask for a marriage, except for Lu Ya.The Dragon Clan is not afraid of the Monster Clan, and they are also a race that has withdrawn from the prehistoric stage. The status of the Monster Clan may not be better than that of the Dragon Clan. Besides, the leader of the Monster Clan is Donghuang Taiyi, not Lu Ya's own father, Di Jun. After all, they are separated by a layer.
Theoretically, the parents of the two families should first discuss in private the matter of proposing marriage.
Although Xihe lived in Ganyuan, East China Sea, he didn't have much contact with his old neighbors in the sea. Firstly, he didn't understand Ao Tingxin's character, and secondly, he was too aware of the internal unspoken rules of the Dragon Clan, so he was not very optimistic about this marriage. .The youngest son couldn't bear to fall in love with someone else's dragon girl, so he didn't think about eating or drinking every day.
As a mother who controls her children, how could Xi He be willing to let down her most beloved Yao'er?She knew that she would not be able to persuade Ao Guang to marry the dragon girl, so she resolutely decided not to follow the conventional path, and simply passed the message to Yu Yao, asking him to observe Ao Tingxin on his behalf. Venerable Fuxi offered a marriage, it is expected that the Dragon Clan would not dare to refuse.
It just so happened that Fuxi made progress in his research on the magic sword and found a way to release Xiangyan's soul.
The dragon race is worthy of being a race that means "longevity". Not only can the dragon's body regain its youth by shedding its skin, but its soul can also repair itself.However, the Chijiao is a relative of the dragon, and the body that can withstand such a soul is also very special, and it is difficult to refine a new body with foreign objects.
Therefore, after discussing with Zhang Qixing, Fuxi focused on the newborn dragon eggs, and then there was the matter of Tianxian Empress and Yuelao robbing for jobs. As long as the timing of the bridal chamber is calculated, Lu Ya and Ao Tingxin will surely give birth to a red chi that is suitable for the auspicious face and soul. .Anyway, Xiangyan is a child of Tianxian Cave, and she was appointed to be the daughter-in-law by the Queen Mother of the West, so bringing her back to life is a statement.
Of course, Xi He knew that Hong Huang had no obligation to help, it was just a dragon's egg, so he signed the contract decisively.The couple is still young, and there is more time to hatch more eggs slowly. The monster race is very fertile, and those who have children and grandchildren around their knees will only think that they have too many children.
Ao Guang's side is different, a dragon egg, how precious!It is difficult for a dragon girl to conceive an offspring. Even if a real dragon cannot be hatched, chi, jiao, etc. are rare... No, you have to think carefully!
Thus, the differences are even greater.
Zhang Qixing spread his hands and said: Your brains are too big.This seat just wants Xiangyan's soul to be reincarnated on a dragon egg, but I didn't say that I want to snatch the egg home and hatch it myself.Anyway, if there is no Xiangyan, there must be other souls, no
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