I seem to have turned into a zombie

"Huh...Langlang? Are you still there?" Opening his eyes again, Xu Jian had already come to his own small world. He looked at the sky and asked tentatively, but no one responded.

Scratching his head, Xu Jian sat down on the ground, "It seems that he really left..." His big eyes swept to the ground, "Huh? This is..."

A piece of golden cardboard gleaming in the sun lay quietly on the bare ground.

Xu Jian's mind suddenly recalled that before he left, Langlang seemed to say that he had placed a space guide on the ground, and this was the problem?

Walking a few steps, squinting his eyes to avoid the glaring light, Xu Jian's fingers just touched the cardboard when he heard: "Ding... Welcome to the Wanli Hengyan offline system, Xiaode is here to serve you, please ask the host Do you have any questions, sir?"

Xu Jian was so frightened that he trembled all over, and almost threw out the piece of paper he was holding in his hand. He coughed dryly to ease his embarrassment, and called out tentatively: "Cough, that, Xiaode?"

"Yes."

"Do you know what system college Langlang went to, and where it is?"

...in half a minute...

"Ah, Xiaode is not clear about this question, why don't we ask Qiandu!"

"Damn it?! And this showy operation?!" Are you sure you are not a certain brand of mobile phone housekeeper? ? ?

On the other side, someone who was "taking the postgraduate entrance examination" frowned and dripped a drop of cold sweat, secretly thanking himself for being smart.

"Then a hundred... a thousand degrees!" Xu Jian nodded and quickly accepted.

"Didi, you are using the offline system at this time, so you can't check this information. Do you want to top up the funeral card to avoid the embarrassing situation now? Exclusive traffic is free, dear!"

"King card?!!" Xu Jian finally understood what it meant to be surprised. What kind of offline system did Langlang set up? ! !

But he still couldn't help asking: "How much?"

"It's a big funeral card, you can recharge it for a month with 9999 intermediate crystals!" Xiaode's voice was extremely angry.

"Then I still don't know. Goodbye." Xu Jian knew that he was shy, and felt extremely helpless. At the same time, he couldn't help complaining about that miser who regards money as his life.

"Ah, time flies so fast, I hope the time to meet next time will come soon." Xiaode said very mechanically.

Xu Jian couldn't help rolling his eyes, not wanting to see her again.

I stood up and patted my butt, taking off a layer of ash.Xu Jian frowned and said, "Where's the grass?"

Looking around, the whole small world is like a bald head, with not a single blade of grass to be found.

"This...how is it possible??" Xu Jian walked forward and looked around, but he couldn't see a single blade of grass.

"Hmph, blah, blah..." Xu Jianzheng was puzzled, and a strange voice came from the north of him.

Xu Jian immediately became nervous, this small world belongs to him, it is impossible for outsiders to come here?

Thinking of this, Xu Jian was lucky, and the water polo instantly floated around him.

As Xu Jian's footsteps slowed down, the voice became louder and louder. Not long after, a huge hole suddenly appeared in the road ahead.

Xu Jian looked down. Although the pit was big, it was not deep. It was about three meters long. A small thing with a tortoise shell was wagging its tail, as if it hadn't eaten for several years. gnawing at the dirt frantically.Looking familiar, Xu Jian called out: "Xiao, Xiaowu?"

"Huh?" The little boy paused, stopped, puffed out his cheeks and turned his head to look up, "Wow! (Dad)"

As if something was crushed suddenly, Xiao Wuda's bright eyes flashed a stream of water, and Douda's tears rolled down his dirty bun face.

"Wow wow wow..." Xiao Wu opened his mouth wide, and all the dirt that hadn't been swallowed fell out, and the crying sound full of grievances came directly to Xu Jian's ears, letting out his sense of guilt a hundredfold.

"Ah...don't cry, don't cry." Xu Jian suddenly panicked, and ran down the pit, half kneeling beside Xiao Wu, wanting to touch Xiao Wu with both hands, but didn't know what to do. How to do it, I can only stop in mid-air awkwardly, at a loss.

"Wow——" Accompanied by Xiao Wu's cry, Xu Jian's small world suddenly rained heavily, and the rain hit his face, which hurt a little.

Xu Jian quickly hugged Xiao Wu in his arms, and used his back to protect him from the rain. He looked around, but found no place to shelter from the rain.

But what is more important at this time is that he has to climb out of this pit as soon as possible.Seeing that the stagnant water had flowed over his feet, Xu Jian thought so.

Tear off a piece of cloth from his blue suit, fix Xiao Wu on his body, rolled up his sleeves, and Xu Jian rushed directly to the pit.

After being soaked by rainwater, the soil was extremely soft and there was no force at all. Before Xu Jian could grab it a few times, he would fall down due to his unstable center of gravity or the soil falling off.

With the number of falls, the water in the pit also accumulated deeper and deeper. There were several times when Xu Jian was impacted by the fall, and half of his body sank into the mud soaked by rain at the bottom of the pit. The muddy water directly poured into his mouth, almost Without letting him explain here, he became the first false hero who died in his own space, and his mother was choked to death by muddy water. The key is that he is still a water-type supernatural being!

"Damn it!" Xu Jian yelled. How many times has he failed? !Why can't he control the water here? !

"Wow..." Xiao Wu was still crying, and Xu Jian only felt that his brain was about to explode. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, hugged Xiao Wu out of his arms, and smiled wryly, "Xiao Wu, I will accompany you!" Do you think it’s okay to play Fei Gao Gao?”

"Gudong." Xiao Wu stopped crying, chewed the mud left in his mouth, and swallowed it, "Ah?" Before he could say "what?", Xiao Wu felt that he was completely out of Newton's gravity, The whole tortoise flew straight up, circling rapidly, and its internal organs were about to move.

"Ah!!!" Hearing Xiao Wu's terrified screams, Xu Jian raised his head and smiled in relief and exhaustion. After thinking for a long time, he came up with the most satisfying words, "You must live well..."

At this time, the weather cleared and the sun shone brightly on the earth. Xu Jian blinked excitedly by the light, and looked down at the waist-high water. For some reason, an impulse arose in his heart, and Xu Jian stretched out his hand again. This time, There were some waves on the surface of the water, and he was immediately encouraged, so he quickly and calmly controlled his abilities, making the water form blisters, wrapping himself, flying into the air, and bursting!

"Plop!" Xu Jian half-kneeled on the ground, "Cough!" He spat out a mouthful of water.

"Father..." Xiao Wu ran over with his short legs swinging, with a big bag on his head.

"No, are you okay?" Xu Jian couldn't help but look away, feeling a little guilty.Opening his mouth, hesitantly said: "I..."

"Hi..." Before he could finish speaking, Xiao Wu slapped him in his direction, and a hurricane rolled up, blowing Xu Jian into the air.

"Ah!!! I'm fucking afraid of heights!!!" Xu Jian screamed, subconsciously, a water polo wrapped him up and sent him back to the ground.

At this time, the world is full of fragrant grasses and swarms of strange beasts. The pit that Xiao Wu gnawed at first has turned into a huge lake, and the sun shines on it, sparkling.

"This... this nima is brought back to life!!"