I seem to have turned into a zombie

Even though there are grasslands all around, the wind blowing in the air is dry and scorching hot.

Xu Jian took out sunscreen from the space and applied it on his bare skin. He heard a "呵..." as soon as he lay down, like the sound of bacon being fried on a hot pan.

"Fuck! It's so hot!" Xu Jian sat up quickly, patted his aching back, sighed, looked at the big sun hanging in the sky, and shouted: "Why is that!! !"

Immediately below him came a faint chuckle.

That's right, it's below.

Because at this moment, he was sitting on... the hood of the off-road vehicle!

Not long ago, due to the overwhelmed hearts of the male lead, the Virgin Mary, their escape team added a new member——Song Qingyang.

In the original plot, I was entangled with the male protagonist endlessly, and loved to the death, but it is a pity that they still did not get together in the end, tsk tsk... really embarrassing...

I bother!Sigh a ball of yarn!Ah, if this girl hadn't joined, would he still choose to sit on the hood of the car because there is no place to sit? !He is not an Indian third brother!

Why him and not someone else?

Hei Xiong, I want to drive; Bai Ying, a woman; Bai Luofan, the protagonist, a big boss, I can't afford to mess with him; Song Qingyang, still in a coma; Wang Man... this is okay!But……

In the huge and magnificent choice between Xu Jian and Wang Meng, who will sit on the roof of the car, everyone undoubtedly chose Xu Jian.

Reason: You are too white and need to be tanned...

Xu Jian: "..." Your sister...

……

Xu Jian stood up, opened his hands and felt the wind blowing with his whole body. In fact, it doesn't feel too bad to be on the roof of the car!

The consequence of the old driver pretending to be fresh is...

"Boom!" There was only a muffled sound and Xu Jian bumped directly into a branch that grew out, and the bump was really solid.

The huge impact directly sent Xu Jian flying.

The tree fork and the car were still and moving, but Xu Jian was stuck in the middle.

As a result, Xu Jian hung on the tree, and the car drove away...

"Hey!! Help!!!" Xu Jian looked at the car going away and shouted loudly.

But the car showed no sign of stopping.

Xu Jian moved wildly, but the tree fork remained motionless.

"What the hell?!" Xu Jian wanted to summon a butcher's knife to chop off the tree fork, but he looked at his hand, but nothing happened...

"I'll go..." Xu Jian tried to mobilize all the powers in his body, but there was no response... "I won't be the first prize... I shouldn't be fucking..."

Xu Jian frowned tightly, thinking of a solution.

According to his current feelings, if he didn't guess wrong, he met the dryad vine.

This thing is the king of ham sausages... (It seems that something strange has been added)

Dryad Wisteria is a mutated high-level beast. Just like its name, it is a tree spirit, but it has an iron body, a steel-like will, a tenacious fighting spirit, and restrains those who are lower than itself. The powerful strength of the supernatural power.

Another characteristic of this kind of tree is that it likes to play tricks on others, for example, hanging a fool on its own tree branch and so on.

Xu Jian was hung on the tree fork, touching his chin with one hand, thinking secretly.

He had met this kind of tree before, but at that time his level was already the highest in that world, so this kind of tree did not pose any threat to him at all, and in the end he used it to practice a female artifact, the golden bead hairpin, and gave it to the goddess as an apology Apologies... That blood increase will be doubled directly!

But now...

"Oh...it's over...it's going to become dried bacon..." Xu Jian let go of his hands and hung himself on the tree in a relaxed manner, and soon became drowsy.

……

The dryad vine was just a seed at the beginning, without much awareness, only knowing that it had to work hard to grow and absorb nutrients.

I don't know how long it took, Fuji Luoxi finally felt his eyes light up, it broke out of the shell, and the outside world is very beautiful, but it is too short, he needs to be taller, taller...

After more than ten years, the wisteria has grown very tall, when it thought that it could finally look at the world.

Just hearing a loud sound of "Bump!", a huge thunder came from the sky, and it was directly smashed in the middle...

Fuji Luo looked around, her consciousness began to fall into darkness, it was unwilling...it was unwilling! !

Perhaps its strong consciousness aroused the mercy of the heavens, and it came back to life. Now it is not afraid of lightning, but it no longer wants to look at the world.

After all, a tree that grows too tall is easily struck by lightning...

Until one day, a car came not far away, and there was a person standing on the hood of the car. The smell wafting from him was really fragrant...

……

Teng Luo looked at the man hanging on his branch like a piece of bacon, swaying in the wind (what the hell?!)... nothing moved.

Could it be... dead? !

A feeling of losing something important suddenly rushed to the heart of Teng Luoyu.

It quickly shrank itself, and then shrank again, until the man fell to the ground, and it didn't stop until he was lying on the ground.

The man was lying on the ground, like a salted fish that had lost its ideal.

Fujiro pulled out a branch and poked the man's ass.

No reaction……

Tengluo was a little flustered, "Chi..." it called softly.

Still no response...

Teng Luoxi became more and more flustered, "Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi..." screams, and it was at this moment that her flaws were revealed.

"Hey, you're paralyzed!" Xu Jian, who was lying in the corpse state, stood up straight, stepped forward with his left foot, turned around and ran behind Teng Luoyu.

Before it could react, Xu Jian had already put his hand on his trunk... "Crackling..." Xu Jian sneered, and started tickling crazily.

"Chichichichichi..." Tengluoxi began to tremble in an instant, and screamed crazily.

The weakness of this wisteria is...it is afraid of being tickled.

Xu Jian scratched it and said, "I can take you to see the world and sign a contract with me~"

"Chi! Chichi Chichi..." Teng Luoxie's tone was full of rejection.

Xu Jian looked at Teng Luo's blood bar that kept dropping, and smiled, hey!I can't believe how long you can last!

"Chi...chi..." Finally, Tengluo gave two weak chimes, green light began to glow all over his body in an instant, and his body became thinner and smaller, turning into a green mallet .

That's right, a rolling stick and hammer...the kind used to roll out dumpling wrappers.

A voice sounded in Xu Jian's mind: Congratulations to the host for successfully signing the contract with the high-ranking beast tree spirit Teng Luoxi!Comes with a keychain.Please love it, take care of it, respect it, accept it, and accompany it forever until the end of your life, regardless of poverty or wealth, disease or health, or any other reason!

Xu Jian: What's the point of giving me a keychain? ! !I didn't hear anything... didn't hear anything...

Xu Jian looked at the rolling pin in his hand with a numb face, and said, "Can't you grow longer?"

A suspicious blush appeared on the rolling pin, and it made a shrill "cheep".

After signing the contract, Xu Jian also understood the meaning of the "ji".

The general meaning is: because the master already has a contracted pet, so I can only take second place as a dog and become the master's secondary pet. The price for this is that my level must be the same as the master's, so now I will I can only maintain this form...

Xu Jian wanted to flip the table when he heard it, although there is no table here...

Fuck!You just say the word "ji", and I have translated so many fucking words? !This is too simple! !Readers won't believe it! !You are blushing!It looks disgusting, okay? !besides!What the hell is a dog? !Aren't you Dryad Ivy? ! !

Xu Jian looked at the rolling pin and asked, "Can it continue to shrink?"

"Hey!" It's okay, don't worry, Master!Gouzi will definitely live up to expectations and become smaller! !

Xu Jian spat out a mouthful of old blood, I'm the only one here, you can't live up to everyone's expectations!