I seem to have turned into a zombie

When Xu Jian opened his eyes again, it was already dark outside.

He sat up on the bed, stretched his waist, and his whole body was sore. It seems that the physical exercise he experienced in the small world will also be brought to the real world, absorbing a spar to relieve the pain, maybe Jian then got out of bed and put on his slippers, rubbed his dick head, and went to look for Bai Luofan.

Pushing the door open, a foul smell came out.

"Cough, cough, cough!" Xu Jian hurriedly closed the door, and the pungent smell made him cough, "I'm going, what kind of biochemical weapon is this doing?! It smells so bad! That boy Bai Luofan couldn't be asleep Are you incontinent?!"

Xu Jian looked around, and in the hall of Nuo Da, he saw only one box of tissue paper that could be used.

Xu Jian looked at the box of tissue paper, sighed, then stretched out his hand to take a few sheets, twisted them, and stuffed them into his nostrils. After making sure that there was no air leakage, Xu Jian took a deep breath with his mouth, pushed Enter the door.

After entering, he did not forget to close the door. If the unknown gas was allowed to spread to other places, the house would not be able to stay.

The room was pitch black, Xu Jian fumbled to turn on the light, and found a person lying on Bai Luofan's bed, sleeping soundly.

Who is this guy?Why was he lying on Bai Luofan's bed?Where did Bai Luofan go?

That stench came from this person, his body was black like dirt? !This is tens of thousands of years without a bath, right? !

Xu Jian looked the man up and down, and finally couldn't take it anymore due to insufficient lung capacity, so he ran out, raised his hand to take out the paper on his nose, and exhaled a few times.

"What the hell is going on?!" Xu Jian pressed his swollen temples and strode towards the bathroom.

Not long after, Xu Jian walked over with a water gun, and stuffed the paper into his nose again.

He pushed the door open again.

After finding a support point and stepping on it, Xu Jian opened the sluice gate with a "click", and "Pfft!" A huge jet of water sprayed out from it.

In an instant, Xu Jian felt that his behavior was very wise. If he hadn't found a support point, the recoil of the water column would have been enough to overturn him.

The water column fell on someone who was sleeping soundly.

"Ah!" Then the man screamed and got up.

The water jet fell down on his head and face, and the man used his arms to block the attack of the water jet, but it was of no use.

He couldn't even scream, because as soon as he opened his mouth, the water would go straight into his mouth.

After a while, all the dark things on his body were washed away, revealing the white and flawless skin, um... It should be said to be white and flawless skin, but now the skin is all red, it seems that this The water gun is quite powerful.

"Huh? Luo Fan?" As the grime on the man's body decreased, that exhausted handsome face also appeared, and Xu Jian recognized it, isn't this Bai Luofan? !How did he become like this? ?

Xu Jian hastily turned off the water gun, and ran over to help Bai Luofan who was trembling from being sprayed by the water gun.

"What's going on here?" Xu Jian looked at Bai Luofan with a puzzled look on his face.

Bai Luofan glanced at Xu Jian with a pale face, "This should be something I want to do for you..."

"Eh?" Xu Jian was taken aback, feeling guilty for a while, "No, when I came in, I found a person lying on your bed covered in dirt, so... that's why I did this."

"Covered with dirt?" Bai Luofan looked around tremblingly, and then "vomit..." retched for a while.

"It stinks..." Bai Luofan turned even paler.

Xu Jian looked at Bai Luofan who was about to faint, and quickly helped him to the bathroom.

Put warm water in the bathtub, after thinking twice, regardless of his struggle, he also took off his little underpants, and then put him in warm water, soaking first to restore the temperature.

"I just slept, how could there be so much dust..." Bai Luofan folded his legs, with doubts and grievances on his face, he curled himself into a ball, his fair cheeks were flushed from the bath.

Xu Jian stared blankly at Bai Luofan, if this guy was a woman, he would definitely marry him.

"Hmm... Do you feel any discomfort in your body?" Xu Jian thought for a while, Bai Luofan didn't eat anything other than drinking water this day, the only thing that could make this happen to him was his place Drops of supernatural water.

After all, he also drank the water from the protection station.

Bai Luofan nodded, tentatively began to check his body, and then he was taken aback for a moment. "Why?"

"Why, what's the matter?" Xu Jian's heart skipped a beat, a little nervous.

"I've actually been promoted to 5 levels in a row! And my physical toughness has risen from segment C to segment B!" Bai Luofan looked excited.

"Really?" Xu Jian had an unbelievable expression on his face. In order to confirm the authenticity of Bai Luofan's words, he directly stretched out his head and pressed his forehead against Bai Luofan's, then closed his eyes and observed carefully.

"Plop plop plop..." Bai Luofan opened his eyes wide and secretly swallowed his saliva.

Xu Jian's eyelashes were very long, and they flickered, as if they would fall on Bai Luofan's face at any moment.

His skin exudes an abnormal white color, but it is very delicate. It's just that his eyes are black and blue due to staying up late for a long time.

Xu Jian closed his eyes, and a series of information flashed in his mind, Bai Luofan, level 15, rare lightning ability, physical fitness level B, good, talent value, 99, level A.

It is good to have a male lead aura.When Xu Jian opened his eyes, he found that Bai Luofan's face was flushed, and he was looking straight at him.

"Cough, you continue to take a bath, I'll go out first." Xu Jian stepped back, coughed a few times, and left the bathroom as if fleeing.

"En." Bai Luofan nodded, looked at Xu Jian's back, and smiled slightly.

……

Xu Jian sat on the sofa in the hall, leaned over, put his elbows on his knees, and stared straight at the water glass on the seat.

It's a glass of water with his power water added.

He frowned, took a cup and drank it, then closed his eyes, feeling the changes in his body.

Hmm... nothing has changed.

Could it be that he himself is immune to his ability water? !no...

"Langlang..."

"Is there any problem? Master Host."

"Am I the hero?"

"No."

"Male partner?"

"Not at all."

"Then what is my identity in this world?"

"A spectator who is used to save the male lead's life and bring the plot of the game back to the right track."

"A spectator...then I'm probably the most unlucky spectator..."

Xu Jian pushed the empty cup aside, picked up the cigar that was put aside, cut off a piece, lit it, and took a slow puff.

Watching the smoke slowly spit out from the mouth, float into the air, and slowly spread out until it disappears.

Xu Jian just sat there in a daze for a long time.

Nicotine is indeed a great stress reliever.

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Because...it's finished somewhere else...so I plan to move here...and...cough!It should not be locked anymore