I seem to have turned into a zombie

Chapter 156 The person I want to sleep with

"What are you smirking at?!" Xu Jian let go of Bai Luofan's hand, and the water in the pot had already started to boil.

Although Bai Xuan didn't care on the surface, she hurriedly got off Xiao Wu's body, ran to his side, and asked in a low voice, "Why are you injured?" Then she glanced at the wound, and saw Bai Luofan's pale and weak face , rolled his eyes, and thought to himself: "Little Jianjian, let's deal with it quickly, the wound will heal after a while."

"Hold on a little longer, I remember to soak the wound in hot water." Xu Jian took a basin from his own small world, with a cartoon blue cat printed on it, which was bought for him by his grandma back then, and he reluctantly threw it away. It has been left there for a long time, and it has been useless for a long time, and some dust has settled in it, so he filled a little water from the pot and rinsed it.

Open the door and pour water.

"Ah!!!" There was a scream.

Xu Jian shivered in fright, "What's wrong?!" Bai Luofan dodged and ran in front of him, stretched out his hand to cover his body, and looked out defensively.

"Oh~~~Humans are really scary—" a long, ugly thing like a hedgehog blushed and cried bitterly.

"Who are you?!" Bai Luofan asked.

Seeing that his hand had returned to its original shape, Xu Jian knew in his heart that he had been played a trick on, so he stretched out his hand and twisted it hard on Bai Luofan's waist. Seeing that the other party took a breath, he let go.

"I haven't asked who you are yet! What are you doing at my house, you guys!" The ugly thing was not afraid at all, but there was a hint of excitement and curiosity in his eyes. He stood up about half a person tall, and his whole body was swarthy, except for the The face is still like a human face, but at this time it was also reddened by Xu Jian's pot of boiling water. Behind him, including the hair, is full of black thorns, about half a meter long, and barefoot.

"This is your home?" Xu Jian asked in surprise.

"Of course! If this isn't my Black Ball's home, who else could it be?" The ugly thing stuck his waist up, raised his head and struggled to make his aura reach the height of Xu Jian and others.

After struggling for a long time from the thorns on his body, he took out a key, then stepped forward, inserted the key into the keyhole, and when he turned it, the lock opened. "See, I have the key!"

"Pfft, black ball, hahahaha..." Xu Jian tugged at Bai Luofan's clothes, so he didn't let himself sit on the floor laughing.What the hell kind of name, "You, hahaha, should be called Puhahaha, Black Thorn... Hahahahahaha..."

Bai Luofan hugged Xu Jian helplessly, supported him, and turned his head to look at Hei Qiuqiu, "Can you stay with us for a night?" However, looking at his eyes, Hei Qiuqiu had a kind of feeling, and if he didn't let us stay, he would The illusion of being killed.

"Who is it?" Xiao Wu also squeezed over. From the gap between the two of them, he looked down at the black ball and smiled, "Is there something wrong?"

Hei Qiuqiu shivered all over, and quickly shook his head, "No, no, you can live wherever you want!" After finishing speaking, he shrunk into a ball and rolled into the sea, disappearing without a trace.

Only then did Xu Jian realize that this guy is a giant sea urchin with long thorns. Realizing this, he shuddered. Fortunately, he is rather well-behaved. This hand is about to become a trotter. "Little Wu, you're pretty good, you scared him away right away."

"Hey!" As soon as he turned around, he saw Xiao Wu looking at him with a smile, his head raised several tens of centimeters, reaching the position of his shoulder. "You have a lot of bone hyperplasia!"

Bai Luofan glanced at Xiao Wu, "Upgraded?"

"Yeah!" Xiao Wu nodded and said, "I've been promoted two levels in a row, and I've reached the 'virtual' position."

"Not bad, you can still skip levels. How about Bai Xuan?" Xu Jian nodded in satisfaction, then looked at Bai Luofan again.

Bai Xuan stepped forward and snorted disdainfully, "I'm one level lower than him, 'Di'. But I'm different from him. Shi, Qibi, and I am Yijiao, Erkang, Sandi, Sifang, Wuxin, Liuwei, Qiji, I... I will surpass him sooner or later!"

"Little sister, you can't say that. If you don't understand something, I can give you some pointers. I have more experience." Xiao Wu was so embarrassing that she was a head taller than Bai Xuan, and even changed her address.

"Go to hell!" Saying that, Bai Xuan kicked Xiao Wu out of the room, and chased him out with the knife.

Xu Jian didn't sympathize with him this time either, so let him do the work, anyway, he was very happy to see him. "Tomorrow, let's go to the sea to explore. It's getting late, so go to bed early after dinner."

"Hmm. What to eat?" Bai Luofan looked around, and it didn't look like he would grow mushrooms.

"Eat this!" Xu Jian took his hand, and a zombie sheep was hung up and held in his hand, screaming "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"There is such a creature in your world?!" Bai Luofan looked at it in amazement.

"That's right." If Xu Jian had a tail, it would probably be up to the sky by now.

He went outside with the dry firewood in his arms, and the sea urchins with long thorns all over the place disappeared, and everything became calm.

Xu Jian dug a hole in the sand, propped up firewood to make a simple stove, quickly processed the sheep, washed them, put them on with sharpened wooden sticks, and made a simple support to put the sheep on the support. Put it on the fire and roast it in circles.

A strong aroma emerges from the sheep, and it is brushed with a layer of oil, sprinkled with chili powder, cumin and salt, and some lemon juice, crackling, and the oil is spitting out.

The two people who were chasing in the distance smelled the fragrance, ran to the fire in the blink of an eye, squatted down obediently, and stared at the roasted whole lamb's eyes.

"What is this? It smells so good." Bai Xuan swallowed, her eyes were full of roasted whole lamb.

Xiao Wu ate it once, and immediately put on the posture of an elder, saying: "You have never seen this before! This is called roasted whole lamb! It is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, oily but not greasy~ super-delicious!" As he spoke, he swallowed his saliva.

"Really——" Bai Xuan looked at Xiao Wu with a look of admiration, and Xiao Wu was filled with vanity in an instant, feeling like he was about to fly, then she saw Bai Xuan's face pulled back in an instant, and she rolled her eyes expressionlessly , "Heh, do you think I'll say that? You fucking gay!"

"Who are you calling gay! Do I like women?!" Xiao Wu blushed and said angrily.

"Heh!" Bai Xuan sneered, and then said: "Aren't you and that tree spirit Teng Luoxi in love with each other? Don't you stick together every day?"

"Huh? What are you talking about? I was the only one who wanted to sleep from the beginning to the end." Xiao Wu stood up, with one hand on his hips and one pointing to the sky, and said.

Xu Jian looked at him and shook his head helplessly, he was really a big kid.

Bai Luofan moved closer to him and whispered, "Me too."

"That person is you." Bai Luofan and Xiao Wu said at the same time.

It's just that one is facing Xu Jian and the other is facing Bai Xuan.

Xu Jian/Bai Xuan: "Huh?" Both of them were taken aback for a moment, then their faces flushed, their minds buzzed, and went blank.

"Oh, the sheep is going to be burnt!!" Langlang wiped his saliva in the world, anxiously.

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