Flower picking thief, where are you going!

Wine and song, life geometry?But not every drinker can have the elegance and talent to recite poems against each other. What most drunk people recite is not songs, but nonsense.

Bao Hei Hei is no exception.

His drinking capacity is extremely poor, and his state of drunkenness is even worse.

It is said that when you are slightly drunk, you are full of enthusiasm, and when you are drunk, silence is golden.But Bao Heihei would talk nonsense when he was drunk, and he didn't remember what he said after waking up.

After the little farce in front of the restaurant, the shopkeeper brought Bao Hei and the three of them to a private room on the second floor.All kinds of delicacies are on the scene, and the smell of the aroma is black and black, and the mouth is watering three thousand feet.

Tu Dou and Yang Cong swallowed, their eyes staring at the various dishes on the table.

"Master Bao, the dishes are ready, please take your time." The shopkeeper bent down to ask for instructions, with a very respectful attitude.He wanted to send someone to serve him, but Bao Heihei refused.

"I can do small things like pouring wine myself, so I don't need to bother the shopkeeper."

Hearing this, the shopkeeper resigned voluntarily.

After the shopkeeper left, Bao Heihei and the others wolfed down the dishes on the table and stuffed them into their mouths, as if they hadn't eaten for several days.

In fact, it is true.Bao Heihei hasn't eaten a full day since he crossed the county government office. It's either porridge or wild vegetables. Clear soup with little water is not enough to fill his stomach.

Swallowing alcohol and eating meat, what a pleasure!

"Master Bao, this is really the best meal I've ever had in my life. Let's bring some back for Uncle Fu and the others to taste later." Tudou said vaguely with his mouth stuffed.

"Don't worry. How could I forget Uncle Fu and the others? I will definitely bring them with me." If you want to be an upright official for a generation, sacrifice yourself for a daily life, and sometimes you can't even eat enough food. What is the meaning of being an official and what is the meaning of life?

Why bother!Is this righteousness or stupidity?

The alcohol was strong, and because of the energy, I forgot the time for a while.

The few jugs of wine were gone, and Tu Dou and Yang Cong fell unconscious on the table and fell asleep.

"Hey! You two..." Bao Heihei shook the round Tudou, then touched the tall and thin Yang Cong, "Keep up and drink, don't...don't sleep! Hey, don't sleep."

Yang Cong and Tu Dou just changed directions, then went back to sleep, and no one could wake them up.

"We're going to... get rich, come on! Cheers!"

Bao Heihei drank more and more vigorously, and then became crazy about drinking, and there was no one around, playing very wildly.

He held the jug in one hand and stepped on the stool with the other.His cheeks were reddish due to drunkenness, his eyes were half-closed, his center of gravity was unsteady and his body was swaying, as if he was drunk.

Drunkenness is the most likely to evoke sad things, especially those who are frustrated in love.Bao Heihei's expression changed as soon as he said it. He had a bitter face, almost choked up, and cried out with snot and tears.

"They all like to cuckold me... When I'm a thousand-year-old bastard... There's a green prairie above my head, such a big prairie..."

Bao Heihei remembered his bad luck again, he raised his head and poured alcohol into his mouth desperately, the more he drank, the sadder he became.

When he was young, Bao Heihei found that he was different from other children, and his luck was so bad that he couldn't cry.

For example, eating instant noodles with only seasoning packets, stepping on dog poop on the front foot, slipping on the banana peel on the back foot, and running all over the street after being chased by puppies.Eat a piece of fish, get stuck with a fishbone, drink cold water and be stuffed with teeth...

After work, your boss doesn't even know your name, and you have to applaud your girlfriend if you fall in love with her.

The target of cheating is either a fox friend or a dog friend. Rabbits don't eat grass by the side of the nest, which is good, and they never have to look hard.

Being deceived by a woman, cheating money, cheating feelings, Bao Heihei's emotional journey is full of ups and downs, leaving no hope at all.

Find a master to figure it out, Bao Heihei is destined to commit a rotten love affair, and he is destined to have nothing to do with women in this life.

Bao Ermiao once advised him, "Brother, why don't you just find a man to marry, who can cook and take care of the family, and if I have nothing to do, I can also play cp, and it will make a good story."

"As expected, I committed a rotten peach blossom..." Bao Heihei took another sip of wine, and the strong wine entered his throat accompanied by a burning sensation.He bit his lower lip and put his legs on the stool away. "I... I'll be lonely for the rest of my life at worst. Two seconds said let me find a man... find a man..."

The voice became smaller and smaller, Bao Heihei fell headfirst on the table, he smacked his mouth, muttered something softly, and then fell into a deep sleep.

After some time, Yang Cong felt the urge to urinate.He got up in a daze, the figure in front of him was in a trance, and then he glanced out the window.The only consciousness told him that it was getting late and it was time to go back.

"Bao... Master Bao, Tudou, we should... we should go back." Yang Cong half-opened his eyes, raised an arm and pulled it out, just in time the man hooked his hand around his shoulder, and then hooked his shoulders to his back Deliriously walked down the stairs.

"Go back... go back to the county government..."

When Tu Dou and Yang Cong walked out of the restaurant, they didn't realize that there was one person missing, and this person was their Master Bao. "Master Bao... Tudou... Let's... Let's go back."

The branches of the moonlight, Chen Ye was silent, and it was time for the Spring Breeze Restaurant to close.

Tang Helin wiped the tables and chairs on the first floor clean and put them back in place.The shopkeeper was doing some calculations, calculating the daily income, when suddenly he slammed the table and exclaimed: "Master Bao, they seem to have not left yet."

After finishing speaking, the shopkeeper immediately put away the ledger in his hand, and hurriedly walked towards the private room on the second floor, followed by Tang Helin.

The private room on the second floor was in a mess, with food leftovers and wine glasses poured out.Master Bao was sleeping soundly on the table alone, Yang Cong and Tu Dou were nowhere to be found.

"This... Master Bao is so drunk, what should I do!" The shopkeeper clapped the back of his hands and said with a sad face.

Tang Helin took a few steps forward, only to see that Bao Heihei's face was slightly red, and he would scratch his neck from time to time, and his mouth moved very cutely.He raised the corners of his lips unconsciously, and the smile in his eyes was different from usual.

"Shopkeeper, why don't I send Mr. Bao back to the county government." Tang Helin took off his hat and put it aside, and said with a smile.

"Okay, okay!" Tang Helin's suggestion was very good, and it just solved a big problem for the shopkeeper.

Bao Heihei is also an official ordered by the court, so if something goes wrong, he can't afford it.

Tang Helin sent the bag Heihei back, the shopkeeper was very relieved. "Helin! Master Bao will leave it to you."

Tang Helin nodded, walked to Bao Heihei, and lifted him from the table.Then he took his arm and helped him out of the restaurant.

The bright moon was in the sky, the shadows of the trees were swaying, and the figures of the two were gradually elongated on the street.

"Huh? I'm looking for a man. Haha, I'm looking for a man." Bao Heihei was unconscious, and the aisle was trembling. If it wasn't for Tang Helin's support, he would have fallen to the ground and couldn't get up. "Oh, women, they...they all give me a cuckold, wearing such a high profile."

Bao Heihei still didn't forget to stretch out his hand to measure the height of the hat on his head.

Although the person is drunk, his mouth never stops for a moment.

"It's just you, still want to find a man?" Tang Helin laughed out loud at Bao Heihei's words, and glanced sideways at Bao Heihei who was about to lie on top of him.

"Who are you? Are you laughing... laughing at me?" Bao Heihei opened his eyes, subconsciously shook his head, trying to see the face of the person in front of him clearly.There were many figures, still shaking, Bao Heihei couldn't see clearly no matter how he looked, he could only judge that he was a man.

"Male?" Bao Heihei laughed, stretched out his hand to hold Tang Helin's face for a close look. "It seems that you look pretty good! If you don't, you'll just follow me, and I will never...never let you down!"

Bao Heihei started to grope Tang Helin's body, then moved his face closer and kissed Tang Helin's cheek.

Tang Helin was taken aback at first, then laughed.

"Haha!" Tang Helin didn't expect to be molested by a man one day.He quickly took Bao Heihei's hand, leaned close to Bao Heihei's ear, raised the corners of his lips and said: "Master Bao, it's inconvenient to move your hands and feet on the street, why don't you go to my house."

The thin lips spit out lightly, and the words are seductive.Warm and charming voice came to Bao Hei's ears, extremely ambiguous.

Although Bao Heihei was drunk, he heard these words clearly.The wine is full of strength, and people are also much bolder. "Okay, take me to your house."

After finishing speaking, Bao Heihei fell unconscious on Tang Helin's shoulder.

Tang Helin smiled helplessly, "Master Bao's drinking capacity is really bad!"

As a result, Bao Heihei, who was supposed to return to the Pingyang County Government, was taken to his residence by Tang Helin.

Tang Helin lived in a remote place, not close to Chunfeng Tower.The reason why he chose this place was because there was no one to bother him here.

Bao Heihei lay on the bed, sleeping soundly.

"It turns out that Master Bao wants to sleep in bed with Zai Xia." Tang Helin took off Bao Hei's shoes, covered him with a quilt, and gave him a meaningful look.

Tang Helin heard the conversation between Bao Heihei and Zhao Xiaochun in front of the Chunfeng Building before.He actually asked Zhao Xiaochun for 100 taels of silver, and the reason for asking was very strange.Seeing that Bao Heihei was reincarnated like a starved ghost, sweeping away food in a storm, this Mr. Bao seems to be very hungry and short of money!

"My lord, is it time to act?" A figure appeared in the room, Tang Helin's thoughts were interrupted, and his eyes became deep.

"Zhao Yi, tonight you go to Luo's house in the west of the city, and I go to Mu's house in the east of the city, and we will split up."

"Yes." Zhao Yi took the order with his sword in his arms, and then disappeared.

Tang Helin was dressed in black at night, holding a sword and ready to go.He glanced at Bao Hei Hei lying on the bed, turned around and flew to the roof, disappearing into the night.

[The author has something to say: Pingyang County Government Small Theater——

Cutie: Bao Hei Hei, is it because you are always green because you are ugly?The eyebrows and eyes are misaligned, the nose is not a nose, and the mouth is not a mouth.It looks like a person from a distance, but it looks like a ghost up close. If you throw it into the pigsty, the sows will say goodbye to you.

Bao Heihei: Ugly?How can it be!I am a beautiful man who looks like Pan An, Yushu Linfeng, suave and suave, with 360 degrees of no dead ends.

Cutie: Ugh... Since you are not bad looking, then you are poor?Men are not bad, women don't love, have no money, everything is over.

Bao Heihei: I Bao Heihei has nothing else but a lot of money.Every day I check the money and find out that my hands are cramping, which is more dung than dung.

Cutie: Since you are neither poor nor ugly, then...then you must be bad at something!

Bao Heihei: The signal here is not very good. I can’t hear what you are saying?Let's not talk about it for now, my Tang Tang is looking for me for dinner!goodbye……

Little cutie: (squinting smile)]