steal cat's fish

"Don't worry." Lou Fang found that since the first meeting, he could never get tired of seeing Yu Tang's furry appearance when he was anxious or angry. Later, in order to change his bad impression from the first time, he did He has restrained a lot, and now it seems that this bad taste still makes him very happy.

"I just want to answer your question just now."

"Answering the question, why are you grabbing my hand?" He shouted viciously, if not for his neck turning red, he should be quite imposing.

"I'm afraid you will run away after I finish talking."

Lou Fang's natural words made Yu Tang choke. He wanted to explain something, but he didn't know what to say, so he could only stare at him with puffy eyes.

"There have been rumors recently that I like you."

Yu Tang looked at him holding his hand, and at the ambiguous posture of the two, the meaning in his eyes was very clear, didn't it?

"Hey, I just came to clarify that this is not a rumor."

After finishing speaking, Lou Fang looked at Yu Tang, waiting for his response. This is a rustic love story he specially learned online last night, and it is said that it is very popular now.

Yu Tang stared at him blankly, obviously he didn't get to his point, and he realized the meaning after a while, but somehow he wanted to laugh at this time, but if he really laughed, it would be very bad atmosphere .

Seeing Yu Tang wanting to smile or not, Lou put a black thread on his head, what, this didn't achieve the effect he wanted at all, obviously it would be flirtatious to say so on the Internet, these liars!

"The one just now doesn't count, I'll start over. Not only was the breakfast delicious just now, I also like to eat all the dishes you cook, and I plan to eat them for the rest of my life. I don't know if you would like to be responsible for my breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the rest of my life." , until you can't do it, until I can't eat?"

Yu Tang froze for a moment, he understood the meaning of the other party's words this time, but why did he feel that something was wrong?

"You want to find a private chef. I have something else I can introduce to you, and I promise that it will be no worse than mine."

Lou Fang was stunned for a moment, a little dumbfounded, why did he mess up again, this time he thought of it himself.However, his desire to survive was still very strong at this time. Seeing that the other party was a little unhappy, he immediately began to rack his brains to think of nice words.

"Do you know what I like to eat? I like to look at you obsessively."

While talking, he carefully observed Yu Tang's expression, and saw that after he finished speaking this time, although he still didn't respond, his eyes lit up, the smile inside was a little bit bigger, and the roots of his ears became redder, so he continued his efforts.

"Guess what zodiac sign I am. Pisces? Wrong, tailor-made for you."

"Which side do you think my heart is? On the left, wrong, on your side."

"Where are you from? Province G. No, you are my sweetheart."

……

Shi Lian came from the kitchen. When he saw the crab roe soup buns in the cage, he consciously started to put them on the plate. Thinking that it was impossible for those two people to have a restricted incident so soon, he served them with peace of mind. After breakfast, he walked to the private room, still holding a soup bag in his mouth that he couldn't help but swallowed the soup in the kitchen just now.

Because his hands and mouth were not free, and it was inconvenient for him to knock on the door, he could only go around and enter the small vegetable garden through the side door next to the kitchen, and then followed the path to the window of the private room.

But who will tell when he came, did he enter Yiji Garden after turning around?What's the matter with the pink bubbles that filled the path? Didn't Xiaotang say that they haven't started yet, they just have a good impression? This fucking almost drowned him just because of a good impression, and what kind of nonsense is that little boy talking about? , His goosebumps almost fell all over the floor.

Dumbfounded describes his current state, so the two people who were attracted by the sound and turned their heads to look out of the window saw his mouth wide open in disbelief, with a big mouthful of buns in it. It is unbearable to look directly at.

Then the disgusted appearance of the two of them at the same time stimulated Shilian to come back to his senses. While putting the tray from the window on the low table by the window, he crawled into the window angrily, still angry. muttered quietly.

Yu Tang watched his movements with a frown, and saw the obtrusive footprints on the window, and the veins on his forehead twitched.

"You have to be thankful that we have been friends for many years, otherwise I would kill you just for this footprint. When I am full, I will find a rag to wipe it off for me."

"Know it."

As he responded, he forced his own breakfast onto the table between the two of them, as if he would never let the two of you stick together in front of me unless I died.

Yu Tang was a little embarrassed by his movements, and quickly pulled out his hand. How strong is he usually? He didn't struggle seriously just now, but he didn't want to hurt the other party, and... cough, it's actually quite interesting. Interesting.

Originally, there were only the two of them when we got to the back just now, and it was quite interesting for him to listen to those earthy love words, but thinking that the third person heard it, and it was still his own childhood, he started to feel awkward, and couldn't help but stare quietly. Take a look upstairs.

Lou Fang was a little disappointed to see the empty palms, but his face was much thicker than Yu Tang's. Originally, his purpose of coming today was to express his love, but now it was just an extra fake love rival. He really didn't mind continuing at all. more happy.

Seeing that he was going to continue in front of Shi Lian, Yu Tang quickly stopped him.

"Don't talk. Now you are in the probationary period. If you say something wrong, you will not be able to become a regular."

So Lou Fang could only calm down, with a slightly aggrieved expression on his face.

Shi Lian achieved his goal, glanced at him provocatively, and then happily ate his breakfast, feeling the delicious meat stuffing bursting in his mouth, the rich soup, sweet crab meat, and elastic crab roe , the wonderful taste suppressed his urge to gobble it up, after all, there were only two, and he didn't know when he would have a chance to eat again after eating, but Xiaotang always found it troublesome to do this.

Finally the two buns were finished, but he didn't like the white porridge very much, he only filled half a bowl, and it was still hot, so he slowly stirred it, his eyes looked at one and then the other, and the eyebrows and eyes of the two of them were against him. You can see clearly, even though it is clearly stated that it is during the trial period, it is just to fool him. How can someone with such rich experience in love not see through him, so he really is I hate him so much.

He just found out yesterday that the brother he has known for so many years is a colleague, and he is still mentally preparing himself. The Chinese cabbage in his family is eaten by a pig at the speed of light. He doesn't like this pig. Bai Cai liked it himself, which really made him too depressed.

"Hey, who is that?"

"His name is Lou Fang." Yu Tang corrected him dissatisfied.

"OK, Lou Fang." Seeing that Yu Tang was really angry, he had no choice but to change his words reluctantly.

"I don't know how casual your same-sex relationships are, but let me tell you, if you provoke my Xiaotang just for fun, I will give you one last chance to think it through now, if one day you make him sad Now, I won't let you go. My master's methods are not acceptable to ordinary people."

"I'm not gay." Lou Fang listened to what he said seriously, and he replied seriously, but just after he finished speaking, the faces of the two people opposite him became ugly.