Debuted in the C position of the thriller variety show

"Don't go..."

Xie Xiaozhou's cheek was attached to the palm of the god, as docile as a lamb.When his eyes full of water looked over, no one could refuse his request.

The River God looked at Xie Xiaozhou.

Xie Xiaozhou's lips moved, and he whispered two words: "Please."

At this moment, the River God wanted to stay.

However, it wasn't that he didn't want to stay, but that he had to leave.

This is the rule, a rule that even the gods cannot resist.

The God of the River finally said only one sentence: "Don't cry..."

The gods sit high above the altar and listen to the prayers of the world.

He will only give, will not take back, and will not disappoint the world, no matter what the wish is, it can be perfectly fulfilled.

But this time, He disappointed Xie Xiaozhou and made him cry.

This never-before-seen experience made him at a loss. While tears were streaming down, an indescribable feeling emerged from his heart and spread to his internal organs.

"I'm sorry," he said.

In the end, he took a deep look at Xie Xiaozhou, as if he wanted to engrave this nostalgic face deep in his memory, then he raised his sleeve and turned into a cloud of water vapor.

Xie Xiaozhou subconsciously reached out to grab it, but wisps of water vapor escaped from between his fingers, leaving nothing behind.

The river god is gone.

Xie Xiaozhou stared blankly at the place where the river god disappeared, with crystal teardrops hanging from his eyelashes, but he was thinking about other things.

The disappearing river god is kind, he does not kill, and he is very easy to talk.I don't know how to spend the next shooting time after the kindness disappears.

Xie Xiaozhou lowered his eyelids, covering his thoughts.

Suddenly, from the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of a familiar white robe passing by.

Xie Xiaozhou's eyes chased the past, and he said pleasantly: "God of the River..."

The voice stopped abruptly.

The one standing in front of him was not the river god.Although his appearance is exactly the same, he is also dressed in white, and his eyes are covered with red silk, but his temperament is completely different.

【Eh? ? ? 】

[Why is the river god back? 】

[Is this the river god's malice? 】

[Why the first thing I did after the malicious recovery was to come to Zhouzhou]

[It is said that kindness and malice are two extremes, what kindness likes, maliciousness will want to compete for destruction]

[Isn't Zhouzhou miserable? 】

There was a frivolous smile on the corner of his lips, and he looked critically at Xie Xiaozhou with an evil spirit: "Are you the bride that guy likes?"

Xie Xiaozhou took a step back vigilantly: "Who are you?"

When he heard this question, he couldn't help laughing: "Who am I? I'm... the river god." After finishing speaking, he added, "Of course, not the guy you saw before. He is a complete idiot."

Xie Xiaozhou's eyes widened in a daze, not knowing how to react.

He gave a "tsk" in disgust, stretched out his hand to pinch Xie Xiaozhou's chin, and made him lift his face with a force that could not be resisted.

This posture made Xie Xiaozhou a little uncomfortable, but he could only let go of all his defenses and obediently raised his head.

A cold gaze swept back and forth across his face.

"Looks..." He hesitated for a moment and came to a conclusion, "So-so. That guy finally has taste."

After he finished looking at it, he let go of his hand.

Xie Xiaozhou felt a little pain where he was pinched, and because of the pain, physiological tears overflowed from the corners of his eyes.

He put his arms around his shoulders and said coldly, "Okay, this trick works for that guy, but it doesn't work for me."

He raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

A stream of water came in, the water was solid but not solid, like crystal, wrapped around Xie Xiaozhou's limbs, and sent it in front of him.

He slowly wiped away the tears hanging from the corners of Xie Xiaozhou's eyes with his fingers, and said with a smile, "I ask you a question, would you like to be my bride?"

Xie Xiaozhou's limbs were cold.

The water flow looks gentle, but it is actually icy cold, and every time it flows, it feels like a knife is scraping.As long as he wanted to, those currents could cut him into pieces in an instant.

But Xie Xiaozhou knew that the more it came to this kind of time, the more calm he had to be.

Only in this way can we find a chance of survival.

What the evil god said just now clearly knew something about how he got along with the river god, and also knew his love for the river god.

The character of the evil god is different from that of the river god, and the way of dealing with it also needs to be changed. You can't just act like a baby and pretend to be well-behaved.

Prescribe the right medicine.

Xie Xiaozhou closed his eyes and said firmly: "Since I have promised to marry the River God, I will not marry you again."

The evil god's eyes changed.

Xie Xiaozhou felt that the water in his throat was flowing faster, the range was gradually narrowing, and the air he could breathe was getting less and less.

The evil god's voice also became ethereal: "Are you sure?"

Xie Xiaozhou bent his fingers hard, and said word by word with difficulty: "I, sure, sure."

Even at this point, Xie Xiaozhou still looked directly at the evil god, his black and white eyes were bright, and he didn't have any intention of retreating.

Words can be deceiving.

Expressions can be deceiving.

But eyes won't.

The evil god snorted coldly.

The water splashed down with a splash, and Xie Xiaozhou's whole body was wet by the cold water.Losing the shackles of the water flow, he fell to the ground, covered his throat, and coughed heart-piercingly.

The evil spirit said coolly: "Only a fool would believe human's sweet words, but I don't."

Hearing this, Xie Xiaozhou knew he had chosen the right one.

If he chose to be the bride of the evil god at that time, it would undoubtedly show that everything he had done to the river god before was false.

Such hypocrisy will only make the evil god angry.

And now, how will the evil god choose...

The evil god is also thinking.

Why am I not as happy as I imagined when I got the answer I wanted?He couldn't help but wonder how he couldn't compare to that guy, and chose that guy instead of him.

"For the time being, spare your life." Xie Shenshen turned around, "However, whether you can survive or not depends on yourself."

A malicious smile appeared on His face, "Run, before I change my mind."

***

outside the window.

A gap was split in the thick darkness, and a beam of sunlight fell.

An exclamation sounded: "It's dawn!"

The darkness was dispelled and the sky brightened.

It's just that the color of the sunlight is a bit weird, the place it shines on, just like a black and white photo, has lost its proper color and turned into dead white.

The guests did not notice that something was wrong.

The short-haired woman flapped her wings and transformed from a druid form into a human form.

She didn't expect to brighten the sky so easily, and she was overjoyed: "We should have completed the task, right?"

Qiu Yue nodded: "Yes."

But it was only the third day of filming, and she solved the puzzle, which was simply overfulfilling the task.

It seems that this kind of performance can not only erase the previous shameful impression, but also attract more fans, right?

It is estimated that the live broadcast room is now praising her barrage.

Thinking of such a scene, Qiu Yue couldn't bear the smile on her face.

【...... Qiu Yue doesn't know what will happen when I write it down, does she? 】

【Mourning】

【Waxing】

【Seeing Qiu Yue smiling so happily, I couldn't bear to read on】

[I said that it is impossible for the program team to release such a task, it is indeed digging a hole, the god will not die at all]

[I used to think that Qiu Yue was very smart, but now the more I look at it, the more idiotic I become, I'm off the fan, bye]

Li Xiao was a little puzzled: "Since this is the case, why didn't you announce the end of the filming?"

Qiu Yue wasn't very sure either: "Maybe it's delayed..."

creak-

The door was pushed open.

Qiu Yue looked back, and Xie Xiaozhou came out.His state was very wrong, for some reason, his whole body was wet with water, his face was pale, and he kept trembling.

Qiu Yue was a little strange at first, but after thinking about it later, she understood.

The program team released two tasks, which were completely contradictory. After completing one, the other failed.

Now, it is obvious that they made the right choice, and the only thing waiting for Xie Xiaozhou is death.

No wonder his complexion is so bad, it turns out he is about to die.

Qiu Yue not only completed the task, but also solved Xie Xiaozhou effortlessly. Now she is really proud of herself, and she couldn't help but play the taunt: "It's useless to just think about pleasing the boss. In "Thriller Variety Show", you have to rely on IQ games to survive." to the end."

Xie Xiaozhou raised his eyelids, glanced at Qiu Yue calmly, and said in a hoarse voice, "It seems that you will not live to the end."

Qiu Yue blurted out: "What do you mean?"

Xie Xiaozhou: "The most taboo thing about telling jokes is explaining them. But I think you can make an exception, because your IQ is too low to understand."

Qiu Yue: "You—"

Qiu Yue was about to fight back, but at this moment, there was a bang in the distance, like the sound of some building collapsing.

Careful identification, it seems that it came from the place where the river temple is located.

Qiu Yue was taken aback, but then she came to her senses and said triumphantly, "The river god must have died, and the river god temple also collapsed..."

Not finished yet.

Another figure rushed out of the room.He Po was moving at a speed that didn't match her age, and a mad look appeared on her face: "River God, River God..."

On the ground, He Po's shadow kept elongating, turning into a twisted and terrifying monster.

The river not far away was rolling, the bankline kept rising, and the tide spread all the way to the shore.

It can be seen from a distance that heads protrude from the water, their faces are covered with fish scales, their fingers are sharp and bruised, and their mouths emit sharp cries.

And the one in the front wears a pair of glasses.

Qiu Yue was at a loss: "Didn't we... complete the task?"

Xie Xiaozhou covered his mouth and coughed. Because of the cold, his lips were pale, but his cheeks were blushing: "Run."

Farther away, in the village by the river, bodies swollen by water staggered towards each other.At first glance, they looked very familiar, but at another glance, they were all villagers from Hebian Village.

They are all drowned ghosts.

The guests didn't know what had happened, but it seemed that all they could do now was escape.

The short-haired girl took a step forward, turned into a bird, flapped her wings, and flew away from the sky.

Li Xiao glanced at Xie Xiaozhou, raised his hand and threw two yellow talismans, and also disappeared into the darkness.

Xie Xiaozhou caught Huang Fu and was about to leave when Qiu Yue grabbed him.

Such an accident caused Qiu Yue to fall from heaven to hell for a while. She couldn't accept it for a while, her face twisted: "Why, why don't you die!?"

Shouldn't a rookie like Xie Xiaozhou die here on the first day?

Why can he live so long!

If it wasn't for Xie Xiaozhou, she wouldn't be what she is now.

Obviously, she made a wish in the River God Temple at that time, and made a wish to become the number one guest. Why didn't the River God fulfill her wish? !

Qiu Yue looked at the murloc approaching step by step, and felt her body itching more and more, as if something had come out of her skin.She realized that she might not be alive soon.

But even if it's death, she still has to hold her back!

Qiu Yue pushed hard, trying to push Xie Xiaozhou into the fish tide to delay time.

Xie Xiaozhou was soaked in water all over, and he was so cold that he had no strength. When Qiu Yue pushed him like this, he staggered and fell into the murloc tide.

But the strange thing is, those murlocs avoided him one after another, just like Moses divided the sea, giving way to a passage.

Qiu Yue originally thought that Xie Xiaozhou could be used to delay the time, but those murlocs completely ignored Xie Xiaozhou.She was not conscious, turned around and ran: "No, don't—"

She spilled two yellow talismans.

But the number of yellow talismans was too small, even those murlocs didn't stop in their footsteps, they rushed forward and pressed Qiu Yue to the ground.

Qiu Yue wanted to use her identity card to rescue her, but she was powerless.

The murlocs made excited noises, and then there was the sound of gnawing bones, and a pool of blood slowly fainted on the ground.

In the face of death, whether it is a senior guest or an ordinary newcomer, it is the same.

Xie Xiaozhou froze for a moment, then looked back.

The evil god was standing on the roof, and gave a "tsk" impatiently.He said to himself, "I won't show mercy from now on."

【…】

[I think of a word - the mouth is too serious]

[Why do you feel that the evil god is also cute?]

[I have already entered the evil god stock, thank you]

The evil god seemed to have seen the words posted on the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, snorted coldly, and explained: "I just don't want the fun to end so quickly."

He looked at Xie Xiaozhou, his black hair was disheveled by the strong wind, making him look even weirder, "Run, don't be caught up."

Xie Xiaozhou gritted his teeth, and with a burst of strength, he ran towards a place where there were few people.

Riverside Village is located by the river and occupies a small area.

At this time, surrounded by murlocs and drowned ghosts, there are few safe places.Not to mention that the ground is now covered by river water, which adds to the difficulty.

Xie Xiaozhou took a deep breath, and there was a fishy smell in the air.He glanced at it, and at least four drowned ghosts surrounded him.

The drowned ghost's pace is slow, but its strength is huge. Once it is controlled, it is difficult to escape.

Normally, Xie Xiaozhou would choose to run, but now he is drenched, his strength and heat are constantly losing, and he can't run very far.

Best to take care of the four drowned and take a break here.

With a flash of cold light, he drew his dagger.

The drowned ghosts are completely irrational and have no cooperation at all, and the living are extremely attractive to them.

They pounced on indiscriminately.

Xie Xiaozhou bent down to avoid the first drowned ghost, then raised his leg and swept across, sweeping towards the bottom of the other drowned ghosts.

The drowned ghosts all died of drowning, their bodies were soaked in water, and they were heavy when they walked.Such a blow directly caused them to lose their balance and fell straight to the ground.

Xie Xiaozhou raised his hand, with a yellow talisman between his fingers, and pressed it on the forehead of the drowned ghost.

The yellow talisman burst into flames, making a crackling sound.

The drowned ghost is like ice cream under the sun, slowly melting.

Seeing that this one had almost melted, Xie Xiaozhou took off the half-burned yellow talisman and pressed it on the other one.

Using this cycle, three drowned ghosts were eliminated with one yellow talisman.

There is another one that is smarter, it got up early, and wanted to make a surprise attack from behind.

Xie Xiaozhou had noticed it a long time ago, turned over and made its sneak attack fail, then raised his leg and kicked it to the ground again, raised his hand, and stabbed the dagger firmly into its forehead.

puff--

Xie Xiaozhou turned his face coldly, avoiding the smelly liquid sprayed from the side.

Less than 1 minutes.

Eliminated four drowned ghosts.

【Wow! ! ! 】

【very handsome! 】

[Zhou Zhou moves so smoothly, I love it! 】

[Zhouzhou, your silly white sweet persona has collapsed again]

[I didn't expect Zhou Zhou to be a treasure boy, what else do you not know? 】

Xie Xiaozhou quickly dealt with the four drowned ghosts, walked under a slightly drier tree, and sat down on a clean stone without paying attention.He reached out and squeezed the clothes on his body.

It's wet, and water can come out directly when you pinch it.

You have to deal with the wet clothes first, otherwise you won't be caught by those drowned ghost murlocs, or you will freeze to death.

Xie Xiaozhou thought for a while, then picked up the hem of the clothes and took them off.

On the screen, a slender and white waist appeared.

Before the audience could see clearly, they heard a cold snort from the live broadcast room, and then the camera cut to another place.

【? ? ? 】

【I want to see! ! ! 】

[Give me quickly, give me quickly]

[The director buckles the chicken legs!Where is the photographer?Where did the photographer go? 】

【What's going on here?I went to kill myself, what did I miss? 】

No matter how the audience wailed, the camera didn't turn back.

Xie Xiaozhou took off his jacket, wrung out the water on it, and put it back on.Next is the pants...

It's just that as soon as his hands touched the edge of his pants, he felt a gaze cast over him.

A look up.

At some point, the evil god stood on the branch.

Xie Xiaozhou paused, but did not stop.After all, being looked at by others is nothing compared to a small life.What's more, the ones above are not human.

He was about to make a move when he heard another cold snort.

Then, the moisture on the clothes was automatically decomposed, forming a puddle of water on the ground.When I touched the clothes, they were dry again.

Xie Xiaozhou pursed the corners of his lips, without saying a word, closed his eyes and rested, waiting for his strength to recover.

Evil God: "?"

He was a little displeased.

I was so obedient to that guy before, and still said thank you, why didn't I even have a voice when I came to him?

Obviously he is exactly the same as that guy, so why treat him differently?

If Xie Xiaozhou immediately knelt down and begged to be his bride, he would have dismissed it, but now Xie Xiaozhou didn't even answer him, and instead he began to wonder—is he not as good as that guy?

No.

How could he not be as good as that guy!

The evil god stared at Xie Xiaozhou's face, and a wicked smile appeared.

rustling-

The murlocs came when they smelled people.They crawled forward in the dark, staring at Xie Xiaozhou with greedy eyes.

Xie Xiaozhou didn't fall asleep, but closed his eyes to rest. After feeling something was wrong, he opened his eyes suddenly, and met the murlocs with grim expressions and drooling.

Xie Xiaozhou: "..."

The evil god sat on the branch, resting his chin in one hand, and looked at Xie Xiaozhou below with interest.

hurry up.

Ask him for forgiveness.

Spoil him.

Maybe, He will be merciful.

But Xie Xiaozhou didn't beg for mercy, and didn't even look at the evil god.

He directly took out all the yellow talismans and threw them forcefully in one direction.

The yellow talisman was stained on the body of the murloc, and immediately a puff of black smoke burst out, burning cracklingly.

Fire and water are incompatible.

The murlocs backed away subconsciously.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xie Xiaozhou escaped from the encirclement of the mermaids.

The evil god looked at Xie Xiaozhou's back in the firelight, with an unpredictable expression, unable to tell whether he was happy or angry.

Ah……

See how long you can last.

Sooner or later, you will kneel before you and beg the mercy of the gods.

With a wave of the evil god's hand, it turned into a cloud of water vapor and landed behind Xie Xiaozhou unhurriedly.

He is always ready to accept his submission.

***

"Whoosh-"

Xie Xiaozhou ran out of the murloc's encirclement, and his breathing became a lot heavier.Fortunately, he is usually in the gym, otherwise he wouldn't have to run away and just wait to die.

He stopped next to a building, squatted down, and rested against the wall for a while.

After resting for a while, he heard footsteps from the side again.

Xie Xiaozhou clenched the dagger in his hand, and was about to make a move when a figure appeared in front of him.

Not ghosts.

is a guest.

The pair of ponytails held a purple crystal ball in both hands, looked at Xie Xiaozhou, and smiled slightly: "I found you."

Xie Xiaozhou suddenly bristled a chill.

Guest, scarier than ghosts.

It was not a coincidence that she encountered twintails, but she found them on purpose.

The twin tails looked at their own reflection in the crystal ball: "Why did you kill the river god? Isn't it enough to just kill the competitor?"

The second task is to run for the bride of the river god.

If the River God only needs one bride, wouldn't he be the only one by killing the other guests?

Xie Xiaozhou: "The "Guest Rules" stipulates that guests are not allowed to kill each other."

The pair of ponytails smiled idiotically: "There are so many ways, why do you have to do it yourself." She stretched out one hand and stroked the crystal ball, "What's more, the river god doesn't like you. If I solve you, wouldn't it be for the river god? Relief?"

She saw in the crystal ball that so many ghosts were chasing Xie Xiaozhou, and she could roughly guess that Xie Xiaozhou offended the river god and was not liked by the river god.

Now that she's here, she doesn't have to worry anymore.

Xie Xiaozhou didn't hesitate anymore, and distanced himself from the pair of ponytails.

But it was too late, under the purple light of the crystal ball, the nearby drowned ghosts were attracted one by one.

They have a stench on their bodies, one next to the other, densely packed, and there is almost nowhere to escape.When looking at Xie Xiaozhou, he was full of longing for the living.

The twin tails murmured: "As long as I kill you, the river god will choose me..."

Behind him came a cold voice: "Who said that?"

The twin-tailed body froze, and turned to look over.

The evil god was condescending and cast a glance down.

Even if the god's eyes are covered with red silk, he can still feel the bone-chilling chill.The twintails trembled uncontrollably, subconscious fear made her want to run away, but just as she moved, she thought of the love potion sprayed on her body again.

So she stopped again: "River God, I am your bride..."

The evil god raised his eyebrows: "What the hell?"

The author has something to say:

When—Cthulhu: If you want to be my bride, I will kill you

Improper—Cthulhu: Why?Where am I worse than that guy?

The evil god is really difficult to serve.