Debuted in the C position of the thriller variety show

【God damn river god is also monogamous】

[Is it like this before? 】

[I watched the previous programs, but I didn't experience this. It may be that other guests died too quickly, so there is no such process.]

[I am the only one who thinks there is no suspense in this, who else can be the bride besides Zhou Zhou]

[Sister Zhou, please do me a favor, the God of the River is so sure that he hasn't met anyone else, what if Xie Xiaozhou dies halfway?Be careful of being slapped in the face]

[The previous one, are you betting? 】

[Hehe, bet on my one-year tribute that the last bride will not be Xie Xiaozhou]

The program group opened the market very well-will Xie Xiaozhou become the bride of the river god?

From the very beginning, the two sides became a one-sided situation.

Almost 90.00% of the audience thought "yes", and only [-]% of the audience were struggling and chose "no".

***

In the wooden house, the guests were silent for a moment.

The pair of ponytails pretended to be curious and asked: "Grandmother, how did the river god choose a bride?"

He Po pretended to be mysterious and said: "The river god has his own will."

There are no selection criteria.

There is no reference object.

Now, the guests all thought that other people were competitors, and the atmosphere between them became tense.

The two ponytails took the lead and said to the glasses sister: "I heard that your ID card is a 'prophet', can you predict who will be the bride if something goes wrong?"

Sister Glasses didn't budge at all: "Hehe, I remember that your 'witch' identity card can use love elixir. After using it, will the river god choose you as a bride?"

Qiu Yue hypocritically persuaded: "Don't do this, we should cooperate first..."

Sister with two ponytails and glasses turned her head at the same time, pointed at Qiu Yue, and mercilessly revealed her old background: "Don't think I don't know what you're up to, get out of here."

……

The female guests all competed against each other, but Xie Xiaozhou was the only one forgotten.

After all, in their view, Xie Xiaozhou is a man, and joining this show was purely accidental. If he hadn't survived last night, he would have no sense of existence.

What's more, the word "bride" belongs to women as soon as it sounds, how could Xie Xiaozhou be chosen as the bride?

So Xie Xiaozhou quietly watched from the side.

After making noise for a while, He Po coughed heavily: "Ahem!"

The other guests fell silent.

He Po said: "I will teach you the praying dance. It is said that the girl who dances the best dance will be favored by the river god."

Xie Xiaozhou: "?"

woman?

Then he shouldn't be out of play, right?

However, looking at the reaction of the river god, it doesn't seem like a joke, not to mention, he has made a wish to the river god.

Xie Xiaozhou settled down, and decided to learn the praying dance first.

He Po slowly moved to the corner, groped for a bit, pulled hard, and pulled off the fur hanging on the wall.

The fur fell to the ground, and murals appeared behind it.

Xie Xiaozhou saw that the woman above was wearing a wedding gown, frowning, smiling, looking back and turning around, showing a variety of amorous feelings.

Xie Xiaozhou: "..."

It seems that it doesn't work.

Xie Xiaozhou is an actor by profession. In order to develop better, he naturally learned dance.He is not very old, and his figure is still soft, and he can perform difficult movements such as lower back splits.But this doesn't mean that he can really be as charming as a woman—at least, he can't be as charming as the mural.

He Po folded her hands towards the mural and murmured reverently to herself: "..." She probably spoke the dialect of Hebian Village, and the guests couldn't understand a word. Learn to pray to the gods here."

After finishing speaking, He Po directly exited the room, and with a "bang", the door closed tightly, shutting the guests in the room.

Guests: "..."

They didn't hesitate for too long, and started to learn from the murals.

The short-haired girl and the long-legged sister are obviously doing yoga and fitness at ordinary times, and they got started right away. The counterparts are the glasses sister and the double ponytail.

Qiu Yue observed for a while, walked to the edge of the twin ponytails, and said inadvertently: "I can't learn this praying dance for a while. It would be great if there is an ID card about the dance. Let me see... "

The pair of ponytails looked directly over, and was about to speak, but remembered something, and stopped.

Qiu Yue smiled slightly.

The two ponytails understood, and came to the corner with Qiu Yue.

Qiu Yue said bluntly: "I have a 'dancer' identity card."

The double ponytail is also very straightforward: "What can I exchange it with?"

In the program, the ID card can be switched, as long as you have enough ID cards, you can switch between several or even a dozen identities in one program.

N and R cards have no cooling period, while SR cards have different cooling periods depending on their abilities.

If you have a "dancer" identity card, you can cheat and learn to pray to the gods.

Qiu Yue: "I've run out of props."

Twin Ponytails boldly took out a few yellow talismans.

Qiu Yue's expression remained unchanged: "There is one more thing..." Her voice was so low that no one could hear it clearly except for the ponytails.

The pair of ponytails were thoughtful, and their eyes swept over Xie Xiaozhou's body.

In a few words, the two reached an agreement secretly, and both got what they wanted, with a look of satisfaction.

The female guests practiced in full swing, Xie Xiaozhou... Xie Xiaozhou was thinking.

Xie Xiaozhou can learn the praying dance, but due to physical limitations, it is absolutely impossible to do it to the same extent as in the mural.

I don't know if this is satisfactory.

Xie Xiaozhou thought about it, and decided to communicate with Lord River God.

Everywhere in Hebian Village there is a shrine, and this room is no surprise. The shrine is placed in a corner, still covered by a red cloth, and fresh tributes are placed in front of it.

Xie Xiaozhou stood in front of him and said softly, "Do you like praying to the gods?" He clasped his hands together, and the light reflected by the red cloth fell on his soft cheeks, looking extraordinarily pious, "But... I don't seem to be able to do so well .”

The statues in the shrine are separated by a layer of red cloth, so it is impossible to see what they look like.

"What should I do?" Xie Xiaozhou's well-behaved face was full of distress, "Do you think I'm not good enough for you?"

As he spoke, he seemed to think of such a scene of being disgusted, the corners of his eyes were moist, and the tears seemed to be hanging on his eyelashes, with a soft cry, "But, even if I don't deserve you, I still I want to be your bride."

"Can you give me a chance?"

The voice fell, and there was no response for a long time.

Xie Xiaozhou dropped his shoulders in frustration, sniffled: "I know, you also think I'm not good enough for you."

thump.

There was a sound ahead.

Xie Xiaozhou saw that the apple that was originally placed in front of the shrine hit the ground, rolled all the way, and rolled to the front.

He looked at the apple, then at the idol.

"Did you agree to me?" The young man was very easy to be satisfied, with a smile on his face even though the tears hadn't faded, "If you agree, give me another apple."

River God: "..."

He didn't agree.

He thought that the tears of a young man were only allowed to flow for him alone.

When making that wish, it is destined that everything belongs to Him, and other things cannot get involved.

Now the boy is crying for other unknown things, which makes the River God a little displeased.

But when he met the boy's twinkling black eyes, he still hesitated for a moment, and then drove an apple to roll down from the incense table.

Xie Xiaozhou reached out to catch the two apples, and put the two apples in his arms, his eyebrows curved: "You promised me, you must not go back on your word."

not promise...

No more crying!

The boy ran away with the apple in his hands.

***

Xie Xiaozhou stuffed the apple in his pocket and looked at the murals in sequence.

He has a foundation in dance, so he roughly memorized the above movements. Before the last mural, he was about to try the dance of praying for gods, but He Po left and returned.

He Po stood at the door and said flatly, "It's time to eat."

With such a reminder, the guests who have exercised do feel a little hungry.

They went out and saw a table of dishes on the dining table in the hall, fish, fish, fish...all fish!

Xie Xiaozhou sat down, stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece, and was about to bring it to his mouth when he suddenly smelled a strong stench.

This is a taste that can't be overwhelmed by heavy spicy ingredients, as if canned herring and stinky tofu durian are stewed together, making people sick when they smell it.

Xie Xiaozhou suddenly lost his appetite and put down his chopsticks.

But at first glance, the glasses sister ate with relish, as if she had eaten something delicious, one bite after another, without even stopping with the chopsticks.

Xie Xiaozhou: "..."

other people:"…………"

Seeing that the others didn't move, the glasses sister asked strangely: "Why don't you eat it? It's delicious."

Twintails: "Uh..."

The long-legged sister knocked off the chopsticks in the hands of the glasses sister, and the chopsticks fell to the ground with a "click". She asked, "Do you really think it's delicious?"

The glasses sister was very puzzled: "Yeah, what's the matter? It's delicious." She looked at the dining table again.

The dishes that were originally full of color, flavor and taste have all changed their appearance.

The fish were not treated at all, the scales and internal organs were still there, some were rotten and some were hairy, with strips of snow-white maggots crawling around inside.

Sister Glasses: "Ugh—"

She rushed out and vomited out the contents of her stomach, but when she came back to her senses, when she saw the fish on the table, she still couldn't help but have a strong appetite.

I don't know if Xie Xiaozhou saw it wrong, dead white scales appeared on the face of the glasses sister, and when the mouth opened and closed, blood-red fine teeth appeared.

The long-legged sister asked: "Since last night, have you noticed anything unusual?"

The glasses sister shook her head: "No."

The long-legged sister still didn't give up: "Is there really no one?"

The abnormality on Sister Glasses is even more obvious. Not only Xie Xiaozhou discovered it, but other people also discovered it.

The short-haired girl had a flash of inspiration: "Is it... the Temple of the River?"

Others also thought about what happened in the River God Temple.

Qiu Yue guessed: "Is it related to Xu's wish? What wish did you make?"

The glasses elder sister's thoughts began to become dull: "I promised... I will... live to the end..."

Her brain froze, her whole body kept shaking, and finally, unable to restrain herself, she rushed directly to the dining table.You don't need to grab it with your hands, you stuff the fish one by one into your mouth, and you can't stop gobbling them.

The other guests seemed to realize something.

The wish of the river god began to manifest.

Want to live to the end... Who can guarantee that you will live to the end in the form of a human?

Sister Glasses had a full meal and finally regained consciousness. She recalled what happened just now, her face turned pale, but she didn't try to spit out what she had eaten.

"Hey." A strange laugh sounded in the darkness.

The crowd looked over.

He Po stood at the door, her narrowed eyes were full of excitement: "Are you finished eating? Then go learn the prayer dance after eating."

Other guests who didn't eat at all: "..."

Could it really be eaten?

Sister Glasses walked into another room without saying a word.

Seeing this, the others didn't dare to move the things on the table, and walked in too.

The atmosphere that followed was even more eerie.

The guests almost ignored everyone and started learning the praying dance with all their attention.

Xie Xiaozhou hid in an inconspicuous corner, and was about to reach out to pick out the apple in his arms, when he caught a glimpse of an obvious protrusion on the wall from the corner of his eye.

He groped for a while and found that it was a layer of paper covering the wall. After finding the adhesive gap, he slowly peeled it off with force.