Do You Want to Touch My Fish Tail?

"Song Huai, here!"

On weekends, Gu Yang and Song Huai made an appointment to hang out together.

Ever since Song Huai was thrown into the hospital by a basketball and Gu Yang visited the hospital once, the two haven't seen each other for several days.

Upon meeting, Gu Yang gave Song Huai a bear hug.

Gu Yang is Song Huai's classmate in junior high school. The two have similar tastes and can wear a pair of trousers if they are good. Apart from traveling during the winter and summer vacations, this is the first time they have been separated for so long.

"Let me take a good look, has my son lost weight?"

Song Huai: ...

Although Gu Yang is a little tongue-tied and has a carefree personality, he is righteous and loves to stand up for his friends.Because of Song Huai's incident before, Gu Yang often opposed Li Ziqing.In addition, he has a relatively flamboyant personality, loves to cause trouble, and often offends people.So after Song Huai's death, Gu Yang didn't end well.

Thinking of this, Song Huai looked at this good friend in front of him, feeling a little embarrassed.

Gu Yang's hand shook in front of his eyes: "Just being hit by the ball, it won't be really stupid."

Song Huai scoffed, "No matter how stupid you are, you're better than someone with a 7 in math."

Even if you choose C for all the multiple-choice questions, you won't get seven points in the test.

Gu Yang was happy: "Huai Zai still knows how to hurt others, so it's okay."

Song Huai originally wanted to impress himself for three seconds, but was unsuccessful, so he rolled his eyes.

"Why do you want to go shopping today? I think you haven't come to class for half a month. Those who didn't know thought you were confinement."

Song Huai felt that he had talked enough, but it was obvious that birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups, and Gu Yang is also a leader in chatterbox.

Speaking of confinement, Song Huai suddenly thought that he is a mermaid, and mermaids can conceive and give birth to children. After he and Lu Mian get married, with their excellent genes, they will definitely be able to give birth to a cute fish baby .

oh oh oh.

shy.

Gu Yang next to him looked horrified: "I'm going, Huai Zai, do you have a fever or Huai Chun, why is your face so red all of a sudden, and you are still smiling like this..."

His grades were poor, and his vocabulary was really insufficient, so he racked his brains to come up with a sentence: "The smile is so choppy and grinning."

Very good, the touching value has dropped to zero percent.

"You can shut up."

The two walked into the shopping mall with one sentence at a time: "Huai Zai, why did you suddenly think of buying clothes?"

In fact, Song Huai didn't come out this time to buy clothes for himself, he wanted to give something to Lu Mian.But now there is no horoscope, plus Lu Mian's relatively sensitive identity, and Gu Yang is a big speaker who eats salty carrots and doesn't worry... Out of various considerations, Song Huai decided to hide this matter from him first.

"Just... take a look."

The clothing store in the shopping mall happened to have a lot of new styles. Song Huai was good-looking, with a tall frame, and he could outshine models in any outfit.Gu Yang saw what he liked and bought several sets.

Gu Yang came out after trying on a set of casual clothes, and saw Song Huai actually trying on a baggy suit that obviously didn't fit.

Gu Yang shook his head: "This is not very good."

Song Huai didn't buy it for himself, he picked it for Lu Mian.He walked in just now when he saw this set in the window and asked the shopping guide. This is the latest model and it is sold in limited quantities. This store only has this set.

The moment Song Huai saw this suit, he thought of Lu Mian who appeared in the suit and leather shoes that night.

It should look good on him.

Gu Yang kept shaking his head by the side, but Song Huai became more and more satisfied as he looked at it: "It looks good, please wrap this set up for me."

Then, Gu Yang witnessed Song Huai's series of crazy prodigal behaviors.

Trench coat with too long sleeves.

"Looks good, I want this one."

Obviously one size bigger sports pants.

"Looks good, wrap this up too."

When Song Huai bought the fifth piece of clothing that was a few sizes larger, Gu Yang reached out and touched his forehead.

I don't have a fever either.

When Gu Yang had fully utilized the responsibility of the bag-carrying boy, he finally came to his senses: "No. You are not right!"

Song Huai felt a little guilty when he yelled at him.

"Didn't your head be smashed by a basketball! This time you were hospitalized and received red envelopes from your [-] relatives, didn't you!"

Song Huai, who had a false alarm: ...

"You're right." Song Huai showed his real acting skills, "The days in the hospital are too boring, and now only squandering can make me feel a little happiness in the world."

Gu Yang: ...

Old Val was pregnant.

"Why do you buy so many big clothes? Give them away?"

Song Huai mumbled, "Can I still grow taller? It's prepared for my future self."

Gu Yang couldn't hold back a burst of laughter. When he rolled his eyes at Song Huai, he suppressed his smile and said a Chinese-English sentence: "you happy just ok."

Walking into a haute couture store, Gu Yang came to pick up the clothes he had ordered last time: "My dad has to take me to some kind of crappy party, I'm in such trouble."

When he was having a headache with the cumbersome buttons in the dressing room, Song Huaili stood in front of rows of windows in the store.

A few badges of excellent color and appearance were placed in the glass.

Song Huai couldn't move his eyes when he saw one of the badges with a simple texture and a star pattern engraved on it.

The shopkeeper walked up to him and introduced to him: "This is to commemorate the Aisys War."

The Aisys War was the battle in which Lu Mian became famous when he was 17 years old.Song Huai was only two years old that year, but he had heard people around him tirelessly talking about this battle since he was a child.

At that time, the general of the empire was killed by the enemy, and the imperial army was trapped in the interstellar storm. The 17-year-old Lu Mian acted as a temporary commander. Finally, he found the right direction according to the arrangement of the stars and led the army to successfully break through. And also counter-encircled and suppressed the opponent.

"How much is this?" Song Huai thought for a while, feeling impolite, the value of some things cannot be measured by price, so he asked respectfully, "Can you sell it?"

The shopkeeper smiled: "It was originally a souvenir medal in my personal collection. I carved it myself. It's rare to meet a young man I like, so I gave it to you."

Song Huai smiled happily when he heard this: "Is it really possible? Thank you!"

The shopkeeper took out the badge for him: "Thanks to the general, the empire has been peaceful for more than ten years. Today's young people have only seen wars on TV and communication, but they have never experienced it in person. Like you, remember There are not many young people who are generals and wars.”

Song Huai was a little ashamed when he said this, he was not interested in it at first.

Helpless, his future target is to do this. In those few days, he frantically supplemented all kinds of war knowledge related to Lu and Burma on the star network. Although he can't say he knows everything, he still has half a bucket of water.

If you marry a chicken, follow the chicken; if you marry a dog, follow the dog.Song Huai felt that he was really a virtuous fish.

I don't know if Lu Mian likes Xianhui or not.

When Gu Yang came out after trying on the clothes, he happened to see something the shopkeeper handed to Song Huai, and Song Huai immediately put it in his pocket.

After walking out of the shop, Gu Yang began to ask: "What did you hide just now?"

Song Huai, who got the badge, was delighted: "No."

"I clearly saw it!" Gu Yang rolled his eyes, and suddenly remembered that when he came to order clothes last time, he met Lu Chengze.Because of Song Huai's wishful thinking and dog-licking behavior, Gu Yang has been unhappy with Lu Chengze for a long time.When the other party walked past him, he turned his head and pretended not to see it, his attitude was extremely arrogant.

"You are frank and lenient. Did you bring something for Lu Chengze?"

No matter what Song Huai explained, Gu Yang didn't quite believe it.

Song Huai almost swore to the sky: "I really didn't! Didn't I tell you all about it last time? I figured it out after this hospitalization. From now on, Lu Chengze and I will go our separate ways. Understand? "

Gu Yang: "It's better like this."

Seeing his sincerity, Gu Yang seemed to finally believe it, and put his arms around Song Huai's shoulders: "Speaking of which, why did you suddenly become enlightened? You don't even know that Lu Chengze pretends to be a dog. I used to see that you liked it. He, I'm sorry to say it too harshly. He said he doesn't like you, and he flirts with you. While talking about a partner, he hangs on you, isn't it just because he wants to raise fish? "

Song Huai, who was really raised as a fish: "You are right."

Seeing that he was so sensible, Gu Yang said a lot of bad things about Lu Chengze in one breath, which Gu Yang had actually said to Song Huai before.But at that time, Song Huai's heart and eyes were full of Lu Chengze, and he couldn't listen to him at all.Now that his consciousness is awakened, he is separated from his original state, and the more he listens to Gu Yang's words, the more he feels that he was really blind in the past.

The two of them had been scolding Lu Chengze for a long time. When they were visiting the supermarket, the news related to Lu Myanmar was being broadcast on the news, and the picture shown in the news happened to be a clip of the banquet held at Lu's house that night.

The handsome and tall figure of Lu Mian was shown on the screen.

Song Huai couldn't walk anymore, Gu Yang turned his head and followed his line of sight, just in time to see Lu Chengze in the camera.

Gu Yang was about to die of anger!

"Song Huai, do you really give up on the surname Lu?"

Surnamed Lu?Of course he won't give up on Lu Mian easily, it's rare to meet a man with temperament, body and face jumping on his G-spot, that little setback is nothing.

Song Huai believed that with his newly learned "Teaching You How to Be a Qualified Tea Art Master", he would be able to win Lu Mian!

Gu Yang saw him shaking his head, that was a man who hates iron but not steel.

Song Huai later realized that Gu Yang got the meaning wrong: "Hey, I didn't mean that."

He explained: "I'm really really really really really really really really really really really really given up on Lu Chengze this time, really, you believe me!"

Gu Yang stopped in his tracks: "You said the same thing last time last time, do you think I'll believe it if you say it a few more times?"

Song Huai looked helpless, raised two fingers, and swear to the sky: "I swear, if I still like Lu Chengze, stalk him, and never forget him, I will—"

"Duddu. What a coincidence, you're here too." A familiar male voice interrupted Song Huai's oath.

Song Huai's whole body was stiff, and he mechanically turned around. It was indeed Lu Chengze's gentle face like a spring breeze.

What's worse, he also saw Lu Mian standing behind Lu Chengze.

Song Huai was so choked that he couldn't speak, he pretended to scratch his head, and deftly resolved the upright fingers: "What a coincidence."

Lu Chengze walked towards them as if he didn't notice the embarrassment in the tense atmosphere.

He walked up to Song Huai: "What did Dudu just say about me?"