Living in different beds

Wow... There was the sound of the bathroom being flushed for the third time within an hour. Zhang Bai, who was squatting on the outside floor grooming a Siamese cat, raised his head and looked in the direction of the bathroom. ?”

"You have kidney deficiency!" Niu Nan crawled out of the bathroom with a sore waist and back, and squatted beside Zhang Bai to watch him work. After a long time, he suddenly said quietly, "I really want to eat plums, Bai Bai, go to the supermarket to buy some Let me eat plums."

Zhang Bai squinted at him, "Why should I buy it for you? Why didn't I see you buy something for me?"

"I feel so tired..."

Zhang Bai stood up, went to the dressing room and pulled out his backpack, took out a bag of vacuum-packed meat gluten and threw it to him, "I bought it for the children, and I will give you one."

Not only was Niu Nan not grateful, but her small face was exaggeratedly wrinkled into a chrysanthemum, "It's greasy, it makes my stomach sick."

Zhang Bai was angry, "Why are big men afraid of being greasy? Are you pregnant?"

"Fart, fart! You're just pregnant!" Niu Nan jumped three feet high.

Zhang Bai hummed, "I already have two in my family, and I will be fined for having a third child."

Although she knew that it was impossible for a man to get pregnant, Niu Nan couldn't help but think about it. She searched the Internet for symptoms of early pregnancy. Half a minute later, she was petrified and sat in front of the computer.

"Why are you so stupid?" Zhang Bai laughed and leaned over, looked at his computer, but didn't see any problem, "What's wrong?"

Niu Nan's face was ashen, and after a long time, he slowly raised his head, looked at him dully, then slowly stared back at the screen, and said in a steady tone, "Back pain, dizziness, fatigue, loss of appetite, I love sour food and hate greasy food, and I totally agree with it.”

"Oh, congratulations, don't forget to share the red eggs with me when the time comes," Zhang Bai thought he was crazy, and patted him on the shoulder in a strange mood.

Niu Nan grabbed the corner of Zhang Bai's clothes, raised her head pitifully, "Bai Bai, what should I do if I am really pregnant?"

"Abort, or be born."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooish

Zhang Bai hurriedly pushed him away, and yelled frantically, "Don't smear my snot on my clothes! Idiot, you are a man! How can a man get pregnant? What did you eat for breakfast that affects your IQ so much?"

Niu Nan was pushed away by him, and sat on the chair like a disliked child, flattening his mouth, "The novel that Sister Mi Dong recommended to me last time said that men can get pregnant."

"Fiction is fiction, reality is reality." Zhang Bai didn't have a good impression of Mi Dong, and said stiffly, "Tell me, where did you conceive? Where did you give birth? Where did you breastfeed?"

Niu Nan seemed to be thinking of some bad memories, her face turned pale, and after a while, she said quietly, "It is said that you can give birth from the navel and breastfeed with the nipple..."

"My day!" Zhang Bai kicked him off the chair, "It's so fucking cruel!"

But Niu Nan seemed to be suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder. The more she thought about it, the more she felt that she must be pregnant. After thinking about it for a long time, she couldn't help but ran to the adult store opposite and bought a box of pregnancy test paper. After asking how to use it, she hurried back. Rushing into the bathroom.

After the familiar sound of flushing water, Niu Nan didn't come out for a long time, Zhang Bai raised his voice, "Did you fall in?"

There was no unexpected reply, Zhang Bai felt strange, went to the bathroom, knocked on the door, "Little stupid cow, have you fallen in love with the toilet?"

"Baibai..." A trembling voice came from inside, "I'm done..."

"What's wrong?" Zhang Bai was startled, he quickly opened the door and rushed in, and saw the man standing by the toilet, holding a note in his hand, his hands trembling violently.

He took the note and saw that there were two clear thin lines on it. He had never tested this thing before, so he couldn't understand it at all. He asked wonderingly, "What does this mean?"

"The test line and the comparison line all show..." Niu Nan's voice was extremely weak, "Baibai, I...I...really...really pregnant..."

"There's something wrong with the pregnancy test paper." Zhang Bai thought for a long time, and he came up with a reason. two thin lines.

Niu Nan lay on Zhang Bai's shoulder and cried loudly, "I don't want to be pregnant, I don't want to be an unwed mother, I don't want..."

Zhang Bai helped the man who was crying until he collapsed to lie down on the simple camp bed in the pet shop, then turned to call Wu Di, but after the call was connected, he didn't know what to say, and said in a muffled voice for a long time, "Little stupid cow is pregnant .”

There was a loud bang from the phone, followed by a rustling sound. After a few minutes, Wu Di gasped and asked, "I accidentally fell off the chair just now, what did you say? Pregnant? Who is pregnant?"

"Little stupid cow, Niu Nan, golden beef brisket rice."

"Hahaha..." Wu Di laughed exaggeratedly, "Bai, this joke is so funny, my Bai Bai is creative, hahaha..."

Zhang Bai's face was full of black lines, and he cursed secretly, "I'm not joking, it's true, I just took a pregnancy test, and all of them showed pregnancy."

Wu Di's laughter stopped abruptly, "Uh... have you gone to the hospital for an examination?"

"The little stupid cow is crying to death," Zhang Bai kicked the wall irritably, "We dare not go to the hospital, we will be taken to the Magical Beasts Research Center, Shadi, what should we do?"

"Don't worry, don't worry," Wu Di hurriedly comforted him, "Whose child does it belong to?"

"Except for that wimpy Ma Zhiming, who else could it be?" Zhang Bai yelled, "We little stupid cows are three chaste and nine strong, and we have been with him for the rest of our lives."

Wu Di couldn't figure it out, "Then tell Xiao Ma quickly, the child's father must know about this matter."

"Don't let him know!" Zhang Bai was angry, "He hasn't stepped into a pet shop for more than half a month, and he is busy with the family business every day, as if no one knows that he is the young master, hum!"

"Hey, good boy, don't be angry," Wu Di laughed and said softly, "Niu Niu is working hard in N City alone, and Xiao Ma is his only support. At this time, he definitely hopes that Xiao Ma can be by his side. Think about it, if you have a physical problem, do you want me to be with you?"

The corners of Zhang Bai's mouth curled up unconsciously, and he snorted coquettishly, "I don't want you! I have Xiao Luo and Xiao Xi, why do I want you?"

Wu Di smiled indulgently, "Hey, don't be angry, call Xiao Ma and let him come over, I'll go to the pet store right away, wait for me, I'll be there in 10 minutes."

"Hey," Zhang Bai couldn't help telling, "Be careful on the road."

They lived very close to Pet Street. Within 10 minutes, Wu Di opened the store door in a hurry. He asked Jade Bird to introduce an appointment with an obstetrician and gynecologist, and drove the brisket directly to his private clinic.

The doctor is a very handsome and elegant man. He calmly took the test sheet of the beef brisket, glanced at it quickly, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and said kindly, "First of all, congratulations on your pregnancy. Secondly, your due date is March 24 next year. Finally, you probably don’t want too many people to know about such a shocking thing as a man’s pregnancy. Our hospital sincerely recommends to you the ultra-luxury VIP exclusive ward, which is equipped with a refrigerator, TV, wardrobe, tea table, leather chair, dining table, bathroom, and miniature kitchen. The medical staff provide [-] hours a day. Standard service, and strive to make you happy and safe to give birth to a lifetime of addiction..."

"Doctor, doctor, doctor," Wu Di hurriedly interrupted him, "Thank you for your recommendation, we will consider it, and we will talk about it when we come back for an examination. We still have something to discuss, goodbye!"

The young couple took Niu Nan, who was like a ghost, back to his small rented apartment. Wu Di went to the kitchen to boil a pot of hot water, and walked into the bedroom. Niu Nan was lying on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Zhang Bai took out the health care medicines prescribed by the doctor by category, and placed them on the bedside one by one for him, talking about the precautions for each type.

"Bai," Wu Di stood at the door and waved, "Come here."

"Huh?" Zhang Bai came over.

Wu Di kissed him on the face and lowered his voice, "Xiao Ma hasn't come yet?"

Zhang Bai curled his lips, "I'm discussing business with his father in City S, and I can't get to City N until evening at least."

"Let him die!" Niu Nan's ears were sharp, and he heard what they were saying at once, and angrily threw a pillow on the ground and shouted.

"Don't make trouble," Wu Di probed in, "Niu Niu, Xiao Ma doesn't want to come, think about the distance between S city and N city, it's too far away."

"Yeah, yeah," Zhang Bai chimed in, "Xiao Ma just said on the phone that he's leaving soon, and he'll be there in two hours, so don't be foolish."

Seeing that it was getting late, Wu Di went to the kitchen to make some simple dinner, went downstairs to the small restaurant to pack two light dishes and came back, and greeted the two people to finish eating.

Zhang Bai's phone rang suddenly, and when he got through, he said in a bad mood, "Hey, where did you die? Why haven't you arrived yet?"

"Don't mention it, the weather outside is bad, the plane didn't take off on time, I'm so anxious," Ma Zhiming said incoherently in a hurry, "How is Niu Niu? Are you still not feeling well? Did you go to the hospital?"

Zhang Bai rolled his eyes at Tian, ​​"You don't know how to call him?"

Ma Zhiming was very depressed, "He turned off his mobile phone! I made no less than a hundred calls, and they were all turned off!"

Zhang Bai looked at Niu Nan with contempt.

Niu Nan turned her head to look out the window guiltily.

"Huh, you little boy!" Zhang Bai scolded him, and then said into the phone, "Where are you? How long will it be before you come back?"

"I just got off the plane, and I'll be there in half an hour," Ma Zhiming told Zhang Bai to take good care of Niu Nan amidst the hustle and bustle of people at the airport, until Zhang Bai was so annoyed that he hung up on him Telephone.

Knowing that Ma Zhiming was coming soon, Wu Di and Zhang Bai simply cleaned up the dishes and left. Niu Nan chased to the door, "Hey, Bai Bai!"

"What?"

"Did you tell that dead man about me... um... about that?"

Zhang Bai slapped his forehead, "I forgot, it wasn't confirmed before, so I just told him that you were not feeling well and told him to come back quickly, but didn't say the specific reason, do you want me to call him now?"

"Don't, don't," Niu Nan shouted hastily, "don't tell him about this yet."

"Huh?" Wu Di became serious, "Niu Niu, this is the child of the two of you..."

Niu Nan's eyes dimmed for a moment, then he shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "Give birth to the child and treat him as an illegitimate child? Hmph, I'm not so worthless, sir!"