Living in different beds

The two walked out of the ward one after the other and stood in the corridor. Wu Di looked at the crisp autumn sky outside and hesitated for a while, "I don't know whether I should tell you, but it feels uncomfortable to hold back."

Yuan Zhe looked at him with a smile, "Does it look like nothing?"

Wu Di was startled, and looked at him in horror, "How do you know?"

Yuan Zhe smiled and said, "I don't know you yet?"

The two have been good buddies for many years. One look at Wu Di's expression and you can tell what he is planning. Yuan Zhe argued with him for a while, then put away his smile, "It would be a good thing if you two can succeed, but I'll say the ugly things first." Ah, if you don't like you in vain, you don't have to pester me much."

"Huh? You can't say that," Wu Di called out, "If he wants to be arrogant, why don't you allow me to pursue him?"

"You know what I mean," Yuan Zhe rolled his eyes at him.

Wu Di seemed to have the support of his uncle, and he sniggered happily for a long time, and suddenly thought of something, "However, Zhang Bai... It looks heartless, but... it seems that there is something on his mind."

Yuan Zhe asked calmly, "Oh? What did you see?"

Wu Di stayed up all night and only fell asleep for a short while in the middle of the night. At this time, he was a little tired, yawned, and sighed in a sleepy state, "Last night, I accidentally saw him in a dream... in the Crying, a man does not flick his tears lightly, this must be a thought of how sad it is."

Yuan Zhe saw his fatigue and knew that Zhang Bai's illness must have severely tossed him based on his personality. He smiled, but the smile disappeared in an instant, and said vaguely, "Bai Bai used to meet people who were not nice. Hurt."

Wu Di's expression froze, "Has he been in love?"

"Well, once, it was quite a failure," Yuan Zhe saw his expression, and smiled, "Hey, what kind of expression do you have, you are 27 in vain, and you only fell in love once, so you don't even mind this Bar?"

Wu Di's smile stiffened, and he faltered, "I didn't mean that, I just... well, how should I put it, you know, my parents worked in W City for a while before, and my junior high school was in W City , happened to be in the same class as Zhang Bai..."

Before he finished speaking, Yuan Zhe's expression suddenly became very exciting, with an expression of disbelief, stunned for a long time, and punched him hard on the shoulder, "So that person is you?"

"Ah?" Wu Di was at a loss, "What?"

A smile spread across Yuan Zhe's face, and he waved his hand easily, "Don't worry, if you want to chase after nothing, it's really too simple."

"why?"

Yuan Zhe smiled narrowly and lowered his voice, "Did you two classmates do something not so pure in those two years?"

Wu Di thought of something, scratched his hair in embarrassment, and said incoherently, "Well, when I was young, I read some pornographic books, and then... um, what is that called, love first love or something..."

"Come on," Yuan Zhe smiled, "You kissed Bai Bai, I don't know how to tell his father, and the whole unit knew about it, now people in his father's unit will care about you, everyone who kissed you for the first time. "

Embarrassed, Wu Di said awkwardly, "...Actually, that was my first kiss too."

Yuan Zhe was a little puzzled, "There is a question that I don't understand, it seems that you two have a good relationship, why didn't you get together?"

"Oh," Wu Di smiled wryly, "if we haven't seen each other for a long time, the relationship will fade a lot, not to mention that we have not even had any contact for more than ten years. "

Yuan Zhe thought for a while, and felt that what he said was reasonable, so he patted his shoulder and said cheers. He didn't say anything else. Those two are adults and can be responsible for their actions.

Zhang Bai lay in the hospital for a week, and after he was discharged from the hospital, he was a little green dragon again, happily going back to school to substitute for his tutor.

Unfortunately, Wu Di won the lottery, sitting in front of the computer, sucking his nose and writing unkempt codes, his appearance was sluggish and his heart roared wildly: Zhang Bai, you are a little heartless!When you caught a cold, I worked hard to take care of you for more than half a month, and when I caught a cold, you didn't even pour me hot water!

In the author group, there was a lot of bitterness, which caused the ruthless ridicule of Gongzixian, Qingniao and others. Wu Di cried and squatted in the column with tears in his eyes, asking for recommendations and monthly tickets. Readers came out of the water and praised Huniu as weak as always By phase ah.

Wu Di was angry, wiped away his tears, walked out of the study with an empty cup and poured water, saw the person lying on the sofa in the shape of a dead body, and was shocked, "Bai, didn't you go to school?"

Zhang Bai scratched the sofa and cried, "I shouldn't be going to school today! Damn it's Singles' Day!"

Wu Di laughed loudly, watching him go crazy, feeling that the previous depressed mood was dispelled by the wind like a dark cloud, and the whole sky suddenly became clear, and said with a smile, "Don't scratch, I will accompany you today to celebrate the Singles' Day .”

"Hey, are there any customs on Singles' Day? For example, eating zongzi, racing dragon boats, etc. Don't be a group of singles hugging each other and crying."

Wu Di scratched his hair and asked tentatively, "Mutual handjob?"

Zhang Bai popped out five meters away.

"I'm just kidding," Wu Di was speechless.

Zhang Bai jiong leaned over confidently, with a wooden face, "I know you're joking, it's just a reflex."

Wu Di raised his forehead, "Your reflex is too strong, thanks to your brother, you still think we are a good match..."

"How is it possible?" Zhang Bai suddenly became vigilant again, and said in horror, "Don't have illusions about me, I will not succumb to the evil forces of feudal parents!"

Wu Di tactfully no longer entangled with this question, "How do you want to celebrate?"

Zhang Bai's eyes suddenly burst into light, "Let's go have a big meal!"

"What a ghost!" Wu Di recalled the painful memory of being slaughtered by him last time. It wasn't that he didn't have money to support him, but that this brat was so extravagant and wasteful!

He poked his forehead angrily, "I'm feeling dizzy due to a cold, and there are swimming crabs that Yuan Zhe sent over in the refrigerator. Let's steam the crabs tonight."

The mobile phone on the sofa rang, Zhang Bai glanced at the screen, and answered it in a less polite tone, "Hey, Ma Zhiming, what are you doing?"

I don't know what was said on the phone, Zhang Bai curled his lips, "What kind of friendship? You don't know my sexual orientation? You can play by yourself. I heard that Xinchuan Academy is rich in beauties, and it is cheaper for you."

The person at the other end kept talking, Zhang Bai laughed and cursed, "Don't fart, I just attract girls like that? Get out! Who wants to sell rot with you, tell you, with your virtue, you are Girls who sell rotten people don’t like you either! It’s alright, alright, don’t cry, can’t I go?”

Wu Di came over drinking water, stood beside the sofa, looked down at him, "Going to have a fellowship at night?"

Zhang Bai threw the phone away, grabbed Wu Di's clothes and asked pitifully, "Am I really too attractive? The friendship with Xinchuan Academy can't start without me..."

Wu Di was embarrassed, "That classmate of yours is exaggerating, why don't I think you are attractive."

"Che, I'll let you see my charm," Zhang Bai wiped away tears, with a self-conscious smile on his pale face, he climbed up by the corner of his clothes, hooked his chin with a finger, Slightly raised his head, lowered his voice deliberately to create a mysterious atmosphere, "Di, I love~~you."

"Pfft..." Wu Di choked, spewed a sip of water, turned around and coughed wildly, and explained intermittently, "I didn't...cough cough, I didn't mean it...cough cough...it's just your expression...cough cough... ...so funny..."

Zhang Bai's foot stuck to his big face, and he rushed to the bathroom, an angry roar came along with the sound of washing his face, "You are so annoying!"

Wu Di looked at the figure of him bending over to wash his face, curled his lips sadly: If you confess now, you will be beaten violently, right?

Zhang Baisao frantically changed one suit after another in front of the mirror. Wu Di couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but said, "You don't like girls yet, right? What are you doing with such bright clothes?"

"What do you know?" Zhang Bai squinted at him, sat on the bed and stuffed his two white and tender calves into the sky blue retro jeans. After taking pictures, he proudly showed off his round buttocks, "Others are going to pick up girls, but this young master is going to pick up men. How can I do it if I don't have some bright spots?"

Wu Di's face turned dark immediately, his back molars were clenched, he took a deep breath, and calmly pointed out, "These pants are not good-looking."

"what?"

Wu Di walked into his bedroom calmly, opened the closet, searched for a long time, found a pair of black low-waist harem pants, and took them out, "This one is more suitable for you."

Zhang Bai looked suspicious, "Really? I haven't worn these pants since I bought them..."

"Look, I almost buried a good pair of pants," Wu Di said nonsense with his eyes open, "This pair of pants is much more handsome than your pair of jeans, that style is only worn by high school students, and these pants will be perfect Show your charm of a mature man with a hint of youthfulness.”

What he said was so beautiful that Zhang Bai's uncertain heart was completely fooled by him. He took off the denim and put on harem pants, and put on a white cartoon shorts that Wu Di found from the bottom of the closet. The T-shirt was covered with a giant earthen trench coat, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he stood in front of the mirror, "Sidi, why do I think it's a bit strange to wear this?"

"You are stupid when you read books, and you don't know that mixing and matching is the fashion now," Wu Di talked calmly and eloquently, analyzing from the perspectives of characters, places, time, and backgrounds, citing classics, quoting from many sources, and full of tongues. Finally, he concluded: In such an environment full of beauties, you are the most brilliant, fashionable, trendy and avant-garde in what you wear.

So Zhang Bai went to the fraternity dressed like this.

It was a late autumn evening, a group of well-dressed handsome men and women were happily playing games and chatting in the restaurant, suddenly there was a crisp sound of wind chimes on the door, the elegant wooden door was pushed open, and a plain white hand appeared in the crowd In the field of vision, people were cheering at the thought of what a lovely girl could be behind such beautiful hands, when a small boy appeared.

The picture froze for a second, and then people played their own games as if that scene never happened.

Ma Zhiming sat at a table in the corner, beckoned Zhang Bai to come to his side, and asked him for a glass of orange juice, "As expected of my most admired brother Xiaobai."

Zhang Bai was overjoyed.

Ma Zhiming continued to admire, "The reason why you dress up like this is because you are tired of being harassed by the girls, so you want them to be disillusioned?"

Zhang Bai stared round his eyes, "What's wrong?"

"It's really..." Ma Zhiming couldn't bear to look at it, turned his face away, and said sadly, "...it's too horrible to look at."

"What?"

"The shortcomings are exposed," a familiar classmate came over with a drink, and gestured between his head and his head, "I only knew that you were short before, but I didn't know that you were so short. Student Xiaobai, may I ask if you have a 1.7?" Rice?"

Zhang Bai figured it out with a hush, and immediately scratched the wall frantically, no wonder he kept looking at the mirror strangely, it turned out that his legs were short.

Wu Di, you kill a thousand knives! ! !