Living in different beds

Zhang Bai's cold didn't get better until Saturday, so he didn't need to think of any excuses, and continued to skip work after telling the store manager.

The front hung up the phone, and the back jumped up from the bed, opened the closet and searched for clothes that could be worn when he went to cheer for Master Qingniao.

Wu Di went to bed at dawn as usual, got up to drink water halfway through his sleep, passed by the living room, and saw Zhang Bai's upper body in a fake blue and white hooded two-piece suit, and his lower body in sky blue retro jeans. Jump, "Are you going on a date?"

"What kind of meeting is it? It's so vulgar." Zhang Bai happily sat in the entrance changing his shoes, speaking with a slight nasal voice, "Today, Master Qingniao's autograph handshake meeting, I'm going to get in touch with the Great God up close!"

Wu Di was speechless, "What is there to do? Didn't I give you his autographed book?"

"Who wants your forged bastard?" Zhang Bai gave him a sideways glance, opened the door happily and ran away.

Seeing the wide open door and the figure disappearing in the stairway, Wu Di was stunned.

In the middle of sleeping, Wu Di was so angry that he didn't feel sleepy at all. He closed the door and stood in the kitchen making coffee. Suddenly the door was pushed open with a bang. Wu Di's hand trembled, and the boiling water almost fell on his hand. He looked over angrily, "You lost everything again!"

Zhang Bai ran in shivering, sniffing, "It's cold outside, and it's raining, Qingniao, the god of rain, it's raining wherever you go to sign a sale."

Wu Di gloated, "That's why I told you not to go."

"Go away!" Zhang Bai went to the bedroom to find a white coat to wear, and walked around in every corner of the living room like a puppy.

Wu Di wondered, "What are you looking for?"

"Umbrella, I remember recharging the phone bill last time. I gave you one as a gift. Where did you put it?"

"Oh, you're talking about the broken umbrella with China Mobile on it," Wu Di said calmly, "I was cleaning last week and found a pile of rags and a rusty spot on the balcony. Spotted metal skeleton."

Zhang Bai exclaimed, "Huh?"

Wu Di said calmly, "I threw it away."

"Why did you throw my things!" Zhang Bai screamed angrily and rushed over, grabbed his neck and dangled desperately, "You are too much! I am just an umbrella!"

Wu Di's calm appearance was pinched instantly, he stuck out his tongue and rolled his eyes, "I was wrong, Master Bai, I was wrong!"

"You pay me!" Zhang Bai had a very bad attitude, twisting his ear and turning it around.

Wu Di's scalp was numb from the pain, and he wailed repeatedly, "Don't twist, don't twist, I have a handful in my room..."

Zhang Bai disappeared in front of him, and after a while, there was the sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the bedroom.

Wu Di looked at the coffee spilled everywhere during the struggle, and was speechless for a while.

After a while, Zhang Bai came out with an umbrella from his bedroom while coughing, and said hello, "Don't cook my meal at noon, I guess one morning is not enough to line up, let's go."

"Hey, wait," Wu Di came out of the kitchen biting the bread, "I'll go with you."

Zhang Bai sniffed, not in a good mood, "What are you doing?"

Wu Di went to the bedroom to change clothes, and walked out while putting on his shirt, "Have you participated in the autograph meeting? Seeing how sick you are, it's no wonder you didn't pass out after queuing for hours at the scene. I'll accompany you Bar."

"Why are you so nice to me?" Zhang Bai held his collar vigilantly, and quickly backed away, "You said we were just ordinary friends!"

Wu Di didn't come up in one breath, and was so choked that he rolled his eyes, "Don't be dragged down!"

Zhang Bai leaned over, rubbed his chin to observe his expression, "Are you angry?" He said with a wry smile on his face, bumped into his shoulder with his shoulder, and dragged out his voice, "Don't be angry, You are too angry, just kidding..."

The look made people want to jump, but the voice was so soft that people couldn't get angry. Wu Di sighed, "You really have no conscience when you speak, and you treat your kindness like a donkey's liver and lungs."

"Hey," Zhang Bai said with a hippie smile, "are you not angry?"

"I'm not angry at all!" Wu Di put on his clothes and took the umbrella from him, "Let's go with you."

The two walked out the door one after the other, Wu Di locked the door behind him, turned around, saw Zhang Bai was already sitting on the banister of the stairs, and slid down the stairs yelling, he couldn't help laughing: This little man, why is he 27 years old? Still the same as when I was 12 years old?

Walking out of the building, a gust of cool wind came blowing with water vapor, Zhang Bai shrunk his neck exaggeratedly, Wu Di smiled, opened his umbrella, Zhang Bai consciously moved over.

The most common single umbrella can't cover two big men. In order to prevent the rain from getting wet, Wu Di naturally wraps his arms around Zhang Bai's shoulders and makes him lean against his chest tightly.

Walking out of the book garden, the two stood on the platform and waited for the bus. The buses in the university town were always very crowded. Even on such a rainy day, the No. 70 bus to the city was also full.

Zhang Bai stood with his legs and feet stiff, and raised one leg to relieve the pain, but was shocked to find that there was no place to stand.

Wu Di laughed unkindly, pulled him to squeeze him, and finally put both feet down.

Zhang Bai was dying of depression, cursing in a low voice, but he didn't realize that the two of them turned into Wu Di stretching his arms and grabbing the pull ring above his head, while Zhang Bai was holding the horizontal bar next to the car window, looking as if he was wrapped in his arms ambiguous posture.

After Wu Di pulled him over, he regretted it, because Zhang Bai was slightly shorter than him by 3 centimeters. At this time, as the bus shook, his furry head kept rubbing against his face, smelling the familiar fragrance of shampoo , Wu Di turned his head in pain, and looked up at the blue sky with tears streaming down his face.

"Hey, silly Di, did you hear what I said?" Zhang Bai cursed unhappily.

"What?" Wu Di turned his head, and suddenly his lips touched a piece of warm skin, and his voice disappeared instantly.

Surrounded by a bustling crowd, the atmosphere between the two of them suddenly became weird. Zhang Bai touched his cheek in astonishment, stared for a long time, then turned around, and Wu Di found that the little ears in front of him quietly turned pink .

"Cough, that..." Wu Di cleared his throat, "I didn't mean to."

"Did I do it on purpose?" Zhang Bai turned his head to stare at him, wiped his cheek vigorously, and cursed in a low voice, "What a bad luck!"

"Hey!" Wu Di's young heart was hurt, and he protested in a low voice, "It's not that I haven't kissed before, it was a small mouth that I kissed back then..."

"Shut up!" Zhang Bai was so angry that he reached out to cover his mouth.

Just when the driver slammed on the brakes, Zhang Bai couldn't stand still and plunged into Wu Di's arms.

Wu Di grabbed the pull ring with one hand, conditioned reflex with the other hand to hug him, lowered his head, and saw the watery eyes of the other party because of the cold all the time, he couldn't help taking a breath: "It's so tempting!"This little thing is so tempting!

People in the car cursed loudly, no one cared about the two men who were forced to "hug" here, Zhang Bai quickly pushed him away after standing still, his little ears turned from pink to bright red.

Wu Di let out a laugh, and whispered in his ear, "Master Zhang, does this count as throwing yourself into your arms?"

"Vote for your sister! Give it to your uncle!" Zhang Bai became angry from embarrassment. His mother is obviously a man, so why does he always feel that he is less imposing than him?

Why?Why?Why?Zhang Bai was so depressed that he wanted to bite someone!

Wu Di proudly raised his chest, "If you want to rely on it, you can rely on it, brother's generous chest is always open to you."

Zhang Bai stepped on his toes angrily, and Wu Di burst into tears from the pain.

It has to be said that the popularity of the Great God Jade Bird is too high. Even if his update speed is comparable to a snail, it still does not prevent him from having the ability to respond to everyone among book fans.

Accompanying Zhang Bai at the end of the line, Wu Di was holding an umbrella, looking at the first two volumes of "Going to Pengshan" that he just bought, and couldn't help but start to pan sour, "This birdman wrote What's so good about it? I can also write about self-cultivation..."

Suddenly besides Zhang Bai, there were five or six book fans glaring at him.

Wu Di glanced at the angry expressions of the people around him, shrank his head, and praised loudly, "Master Qingniao's writing is so good, it makes people want to stop!"

"Crazy!" Zhang Bai scolded.

Wu Di covered his face with his hands, and complained softly, "I can be considered a god on Insight.com, why don't you worship me?"

Zhang Bai looked like an idiot, "What you wrote is nothing."

Wu Di stared, "You haven't read my book, have you?"

"Nonsense!" Zhang Bai despised him, "I only read really good books."

Wu Di was aggrieved, and began to seriously consider whether he should also hold a signing or something, so that the little man in front of him would know that he is also a god-level author with a high popularity!

Suddenly there was a burst of shouting in front of the team, and the two looked up in surprise, and saw a gentle and refined man walking up to the high platform in front of him, waving to everyone.

Zhang Baihun shouted excitedly in the crowd, successfully scaring Wu Di, and stared at him in astonishment, "Are you going to be so childish?"

"You know shit!"

Wu Di felt like a vat of old vinegar was bubbling wildly, and he couldn't help pouring cold water on him, "Don't be fooled by his appearance, the real blue bird will completely disillusion you."

Zhang Bai directly stretched out his hand to pinch his neck, "If you dare to slander Jade Bird SAMA again, I will kill you!"

Wu Di swallowed the old vinegar and closed his mouth.

The two waited in line for a whole morning, and finally they lined up in front of the Great God, and seeing the true face of the Great God, Zhang Bai excitedly grabbed Wu Di's arm, "Look, Master Qingniao is indeed the dragon among Fengshen Junyi! "

"Cut," Wu Di pouted, "Removing makeup can scare you to death."

"Slander me, can your stock go up or what?" Qingniao's slender fingers twirled the brush, and a pair of bright eyes looked at him like peach blossoms, "Wudi, I didn't expect you to be my loyal book fan?"

"You are so beautiful," Wu Di pushed Zhang Bai in front of him, "This is your loyal book fan. He has a fever of 38°, and he insists on holding your paw. You can figure it out."

Qingniao turned to Zhang Bai and clicked his tongue, "What's the kid's name?"

Zhang Bai automatically filtered out the word "little friend" and shouted happily, "I...my name is Zhang Bai, you can call me Bai Bai."

Wu Di jumped, "Why does he call you Baibai? I'm not even allowed..."

"What are you?" Zhang Bai squinted, pushed him aside, spread out the new book on the table, held his hand with both hands, and smiled with his eyes bent, "Blue bird SAMA, you are more beautiful than I imagined. handsome."

"Hey, hey," Wu Di was dissatisfied, "This bird man is just an author, he just needs to write a good book, why should he be so handsome?"

Zhang Bai stared, "What do you care?"

Wu Di flicked his hair, "The author is also very handsome!"

Zhang Bai: "Go aside!"

Qingniao burst out laughing, tapped the pen on the table, "Are you two flirting in front of me?"

Zhang Bai panicked, "Blue Bird SAMA, I have nothing to do with him!"

"Who said that?" Wu Di corrected him seriously, "We live together."

Zhang Bai was furious, he raised his foot and kicked wildly, screaming incessantly in an instant.

The two of them wasted too much time, and the people lining up at the back began to yell and scold. Zhang Bai retracted his foot, and did not do anything with his entire collar, looking at Qingniao brightly, "I have nothing to do with him ,Believe me!"

Qingniao smiled and said, "Yeah, I know." As he spoke, he swiped his pen and signed his name on the title page of the book.

Zhang Bai left the team holding a wet book with a dizzy and happy expression on his face. Wu Di hurriedly followed with an umbrella in his hand. He looked with his head, and the black line suddenly turned around, and he saw the blue bird smiling at him. With a bright face.

Although there was nothing wrong with what he wrote, Wu Di still pointed his middle finger unhappily.

Zhang Bai recovered from the blissful dizziness, looked at the book in his hand, blinked his eyes, and suddenly collapsed, "Invincible brand little loyal dog, one is worth five others, what the fuck is this?"