Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

【Lao Ye's DV diary】

A head with disheveled hair appeared in front of the camera. With a sleepy face, the guy yawned a lot, and then said: My name is Ye Yu.

Before he could finish speaking, an egg hit his forehead, and the egg white and yolk flowed down his scalp...

The guy named Ye Yu angrily pulled out a towel and wiped his hair, shouting: Damn, who hit me with a rotten egg!Cold kill!Cold kill! !Take this girl out to cook mushroom soup! ! !Day yo, who put these little gray mushrooms in there? !A bunch of uneducated guys, what about yoyo?Why doesn't he care about his own children.What... this is me and Xu... Xu, he's a fairy, I'll kill you coldly Wait a minute, put that disobedient little gray mushroom in the refrigerator to scare it, it's still small after all, wait a minute We educate it well.

Cough cough, well, let's put aside the matter of the little gray mushroom for now, uh... where did I just say that? !Oh oh oh!My name is Ye Yu, and I will be 40 years old after the new year...Uncle Nen.Now my wife and I are spending Christmas at our new home.

A hand was stretched out to block the camera, and on the ring finger was a platinum ring studded with a row of small diamonds.

A deep, slightly hoarse voice came into the microphone: Lao Ye, call me daughter-in-law again and I will throw you down right now!Let you think carefully about who is the daughter-in-law.

Ye Yu shook frivolously, stretched out his thin white paws to pat off the slightly callused hand that blocked the camera earlier, and also wore a ring with a small diamond on his ring finger.After a while, Ye Yu's face reappeared in front of the camera. Outside the camera, someone was wiping the egg white residue on his forehead with a towel.

Ye Yu snorted, then said: My daughter-in-law, kill her coldly.I like to call him Xiao Leng.This guy is ten years younger than me, but... (Ye Yu moves one to the side, hugs a head from above and places it in the center of the camera)

A face with a serious and stern style appeared in the camera. The person's brows still had the appearance of a young boy, but the overall appearance was much more mature than Ye Yu's invincible face pretending to be a young uncle.

Ye Yu laughed wildly from outside the screen: "This is Xiao Leng, did you see, uncle, do I look younger than him? Haha, we went to the street the day before yesterday, and someone asked me if I was his younger brother!"

Leng Sha withdrew his head reluctantly, and threw a chestnut on Ye Yu's head.

Ye Yu was taken aback, but did not continue this topic.

In front of the camera, Ye Yu smirked for a while, then left for a while, ran out, and came back with three husky cubs that looked like balls, and showed the little hair balls one by one in front of the camera.

This guy explained while showing: The one with the red bell is called Da Mao, the one with the yellow bell is called Er Mao, and the one with the blue bell is called Mao Mao.I hugged it from Aunt Susan's house. How about it, isn't it cute?Xiao Leng, who has no interest, insisted on sending these cute little things away yesterday, saying that he is allergic to dog hair!Allergic to wool!He obviously adapted well to dog fur, so he didn't know what the child was up to.

Saying that, Ye Yu hugged the husky with the blue bell to his cheek and rubbed it a few times.

puff-

Some yellow semi-solid substance leaked out from under the tail of the small hair ball, and it flowed all over Ye Yu's hands.

Embarrassment appeared on Ye Yu's face, she put down the loose Mao Mao calmly, then turned around and walked out of the camera.

After a while, the cold killing voice sounded: "Lao Ye! Your Mao Mao pulled the poop on your newly bought Ai Crazy 4S!!!"

Ye Yu screamed: "Oh! No!!! My heart!"

Leng Sha swipe casually, and the scene of a hairball flying across a parabola to the floor appeared in the camera.

Ye Yu screamed: "Oh! No!!! My baby!"

Cold murder with jealousy welling up: Lao Ye, they are your darlings, what about me?

Ye Yu rescued Mao Mao who was about to fall to the ground, and waved at Leng Sha: Go, go, Xiao Leng, you are already in your thirties, and you are still competing with these little ones, you are too cheap!

Cold Kill: I am your lover!But you keep ignoring me!Hanging around with a bunch of cats and dogs all day long, what else is Susan and Maria!oh!And that rich woman with billions of dollars, what's her name?You, a friend of middle-aged women, take advantage of your baby face to hook up with old foreign women everywhere. Your behavior is "depreciation"!

Ye Yu: What what? !How dare you say that I am a friend of middle-aged and elderly women!I fight with you! !I tell you!Cold kill, don't think that you are just a successful person now that you look like a dog and I am not willing to kick you off!How dare you call me a ghost!What about yourself?What time do you go home every day?There is always a strange smell of perfume on my body, that Alex, Jack, and Pluto call you in the middle of the night, saying that I am lonely and go out for a drink together.Cold kill!I tell you, if you dare to cheat on me behind my back, you will die! ! !

Cold killing and grievance: Those you mentioned are all customers...

Ye Yu snorted coldly, with a wretched face in the camera: Yes!They are all customers who have ideas for you...

Leng Sha fumbled over and licked Ye Yu's ears with his tongue.

Ye Yu's face turned red into a big ripe apple.

Leng Sha licked Ye Yu's chin all the way, paused, and said vaguely: "Well, Lao Ye, you haven't shaved cleanly, let me shave you next time, your skill is too bad." Saying that, Leng Sha took the Adam's apple that was going up and down on Ye Yuxue's white neck in his mouth, sucked it hard, and left a clear strawberry print on it...

Ye Yu yelled a few times, then quickly grabbed a sheet to cover the camera, and shouted: Xiao Leng, pay me a little attention!Last week, our neighbor complained that we were a nuisance!Can you stop going to the balcony when you are doing it? !Don't be ashamed, you!

Cold Kill: Don't go to the balcony, um, where is that area?Everywhere else... well, tried it.

Ye Yu: Go... ah!Don't bite me there!I see!We go to the parking lot of the supermarket.

Cold Kill: No.It's so cold outside...

Ye Yu: Day!Can you be more shameless?What about the case?

Cold kill: used up.

Ye Yu: Shit!I just bought a big box last week!

Cold kill: really run out.

Ye Yu: Ah—oh!Sigh... this... forget it this time, if you don't use the condom next time, I will... just... pinch off your little... little brother.

The DV microphone automatically captured the entire sound of Ye Yu's fierce "struggle" with Leng Sha.

After a while, Leng Sha let out a satisfied sigh, and so did Ye Yu.

A small gray mushroom curiously tore off the sheet covering the lens—in the lens, Lengsha and Ye Yu overlapped their limbs, and their skins were covered with strange red or purple spots, densely packed, looking like It is more flowery than flower mushrooms.

Ye Yu raised his head, his head was resting in the crook of Leng Sha's arms, and one thigh was curled up on Leng Sha's waist; Leng Sha was not polite to Ye Yu, and hugged Ye Yu tightly like an octopus; the two stuck together, and finally The fragile parts are close together and squeezed into a ball, like conjoined twins whose skin membranes are stuck together and cannot be separated.

Ye Yu bit Leng Kill's arm: Xiao Leng, is there anyone in this world who likes you more than me?You see how passionate I am about you! ! !

Coldly kissed Ye Yu back: Lao Ye, there is something I haven't told you.

Ye Yu: Let it go.

Cold Kill: Actually, I... have a hidden disease.Well, I feel impotent when I see others, and I want to fuck you when I see you.

Ye Yu snorted, and then changed from biting to kissing.

Lengsha groaned comfortably...

【Finish】