Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Ye Yu, who looked like a flower mushroom, curled up the umbrella cover, curled up under the bed, and kept rubbing the umbrella cover on the ground, trying to wipe off the gray powder with mucus on her body.Ye Yu doesn't even want to think about the three words Xu Yuanfan now, he thinks that the surname Xu is...disgusting, even his name has a sticky cold touch, which makes people sick to the stomach.

"Daddy!" Ye Yu heard yoyo's shout, full of anxiety in his voice.

Leng Sha lay on the side of the bed, with his arms stretched out, he tried to fish Ye Yu under the bed but failed, and was annoyed by yoyo's yelling, so he stood up sullenly, and patted the invisible dust on his knees , strode towards WC, opened the door with a slam, and looked down at Yoyo, with a bit of annoyance, remorse, and obvious anger on his face.

"What are you doing?!" Leng Sha poked yoyo's face impatiently, and said loudly, "You better have something important, otherwise I will definitely pick you up and beat you, definitely!!!"

Yoyo slid down from the toilet and whispered something in Leng Kill's ear.

Lengsha's complexion changed drastically.

Even the flower mushroom that got into the gap under the bed jumped out with a "swish" and flew into the gap between yoyo and Lengsha.I saw that the small flower mushroom canopy and even the mushroom stem were covered with large particles of gray powder, which looked like wet cement mortar.

Leng Kill suddenly stretched out his hand to catch Ye Yu, quickly turned on the faucet, and scrubbed the little mushroom in his hand under the gushing water.

Part of the gray powder was rubbed off, but more remained in the folds under the cap of the flower mushroom, tightly bound by the gel-like mucus.

Leng Sha bit his lower lip, and without giving up, poured some soap under the folds of the flower mushroom, and rubbed it again.But I heard Yoyo whispering: "It's useless, Dad is already pregnant."

Ye Yu's mushroom stem softened, and he collapsed into the heart of Killer Leng, refusing to move again.

Leng Sha was taken aback for a moment, after all, he was a bit stronger than Ye Yu in terms of mental quality, he stiffened his face, and asked yoyo in a hoarse voice: "It can't be such a coincidence, I have done so many times with Lao Ye, and I haven't seen..."

Before Leng Sha's voice was finished, he was robbed by a translucent skill book hidden on the toilet lid: "You are not the heir of the dark power, no matter how many times you fight with dark poisonous mushrooms, you will not have cubs, just give up! commoner!!!"

Leng Sha's eyes felt hot, he turned his head quickly, and stared at the skill book firmly, his eyes were fierce.

The skill book closed the pages with a "snap", and covered the tender interior with a thick book cover. It visibly flinched, and squeezed out of the gap with the spine of the book in a "swish" to escape.

Compared with the skill book, Yoyo is still kinder. He carefully observed Leng Sha's face, and lightly tugged on his dad's sleeve: "Don't be sad, dad, in fact, things are not completely hopeless."

"What's the turning point?" Leng Sha stretched out his other hand with difficulty, and touched the little mushroom that was pretending to be dead in his palm with his fingertips. He knew that Lao Ye must be very sad at this moment, but he couldn't think of anything. way to comfort each other.

Yoyo wrung his fingers, blushing like blood, and said to Leng Sha in a weak voice: "That... that, that, that... little dad, actually... actually, I like children very much. But I haven't been able to find a favorite My little mushroom, he was a coward and said he liked me, but...he never sprinkled mature spores on me. I, I, I... I am willing to give birth to a little mushroom for my father."

Lengsha twitched his face, and there was a dull pain under his skin. He felt that his facial muscles must have cramp.

Even the flower mushroom that was paralyzed in Killer Leng's heart, seemed to be convulsing.

Yoyo wrung his fingers, the blush on his face gradually spread to the base of his ears, he carefully looked at Leng Kill's face, and then sneaked a glance at the flower mushroom in Leng Killer's heart, "Well... that... Actually, what I want to say is , Dad's current body was originally mine. I was sleeping under a big tree that day when Dad suddenly fell from the sky and squeezed me out of my body... Moreover, this body was not Dad's in the first place, and he couldn't use it at all. The true strength of the dark poisonous mushroom. If it were me, I would probably be able to draw with that new corpse king."

That is to say, let the soul of Lao Ye come out and become a ghost mushroom with no entity like yoyo; and the original ghost mushroom yoyo returns to its original mushroom body to replace Lao Ye and give birth to cubs.

Judging from yoyo's meaning, it seems that it is... looking forward to giving birth to a cub.

Leng Kill felt that this was probably the best solution he could find so far, so he lowered his head and glanced at the flower mushroom in his hand.

The flower mushroom seems to have a little more energy. It supports the mushroom stalk and stands up with the heavy cap.

Yoyo twisted his fingers, his whole body was red, he looked at Ye Yu with shy and expectant eyes: "Dad, are you coming out?"

The flower mushroom shook the cap.

A look of obvious disappointment appeared on Yoyo's face.

Yoyo feels disappointed that she once again missed out on her "born little mushrooms". Yoyo's old friend, the cowardly mushroom, is an extremely conservative mushroom. It tries its best to pretend to be one of the thousands of cowardly mushrooms. It doesn't want to show that it is too close to yoyo, let alone sporulate yoyo. .

In case yoyo gave birth to a brood of small mushrooms with obvious characteristics of cowardly mushrooms, the whole plant kingdom would know that it had an affair with His Royal Highness yoyo; the tribe of cowardly mushrooms is the weakest tribe in the plant kingdom, and their tribe will definitely Bear the bad reputation of "seducing the Lord by unscrupulous means" to climb up.

The cowardly mushroom looked forward and backward, it didn't dare to do that.

She pretends to be stupid when she shows her affection to yoyo clearly, and only regards yoyo as a good friend. At most, she will quietly hold the mushroom stalk with yoyo when no other plants are present.

Leng Sha felt a sudden shock in his heart.

Thinking coldly: Could it be that Ye Yu still has old feelings for Xu Yuanfan...

Cold kill and yoyo, one person and one mushroom are very depressed.

But what Ye Yu said next rekindled their hope.Ye Yu whispered: "I don't know how to get out. Also, if I go out, will I become a ghost mushroom like you?"

Unstoppable joy floated on Yoyo's face, he shook his head fiercely, and said to Ye Yu: "No, no, you are not a mushroom, so you won't become a ghost mushroom. You will probably become a human... a ghost. As for How did you come out... Cough, Dad, I will squeeze you in later, it may squeeze you flat, it may hurt a little bit, you must not resist! Wait a while, you will pop out by yourself. "

Ye Yu breathed a sigh of relief, if he just endured a little pain, he could still bear it.

No matter how painful it is, it's better than Xu Yuanfan pulling his thighs in public and messing with him at will. The feeling that his internal organs and even his self-esteem are about to be smashed by that dirty thing surnamed Xu makes Ye Yu feel chills all over his body just thinking about it.

"Come on yoyo, hurry up, this body... I don't want to stay here for a moment."

Before Ye Yu finished speaking, he turned yoyo into a ghost mushroom and rushed over.

Then Ye Yu was embarrassed - he felt that he was smashed flat by a huge hammer, sticking to the inner wall of some too narrow container like a piece of dough!His forehead twitched and hurt, and the buzzing tinnitus accompanied every movement of the sledgehammer (yoyo), which made him almost vomit blood.

Leng Sha could see clearly from the outside, only half of yoyo's translucent ghost body was squeezed in, and the other half was bouncing around outside the flower mushroom, as if he wanted to find a point of leverage to return to his original body.The canopy of the Flower Mushroom bulged up like a puff. It looked like a villain, complete with head, torso, and limbs. I just didn't know if this villain was Ye Yu.

Leng Sha was speechless, stretched out his hand, and tried to press the exposed half of yoyo's mushroom body, as if to go in a little.Lengsha became interested, so he fixed the body of the flower mushroom with his fingers, and poked hard at the small half of the mushroom stalk that was bouncing around yoyo...

Ye Yu screamed and was ejected!

The sound is like a pig being slaughtered.

Terrible——

Scary——

Leng Kill took a closer look and found that the ghostly translucent Ye Yu's body was a bit "thin".

It looked like it had been hammered flat with some blunt object.

The screams continued, and Ye Yu's "thin" translucent body gradually swelled up, returning to a round and normal appearance.

The first thing that shameless uncle Ye Yu did when he came back to his senses was to reach out and pick up yoyo, put it on the table, and slap it with his palm—the poor yoyo who had just returned to his body was immediately slapped flat .

Fortunately, the little mushroom was very elastic, and yoyo bounced back to its original shape in the blink of an eye.

The little guy whistled, and the skill book immediately flew in like a dogleg. Yoyo quickly jumped onto the skill book, left a puff of white smoke with a "bang", and disappeared from the spot.

A line of words was left on the toilet seat: "I'm back in space, dad and dad don't miss me. MUA~"

Leng Sha and Ye Yu looked at each other and widened their eyes at the same time.

Leng Sha frowned, and said in a low voice: "It turns out that yoyo is timid and shy, all of them are pretending!!!"

A line of explanatory text floated on the head of the cold head——It is true that His Royal Highness Yoyo likes Xiaoxiaogu, it is true that he likes Cowardly Mushroom, and it is true that Cowardly Mushroom swears to die.The shameless body thief was finally beaten away, His Royal Highness Yoyo regained his body, and is about to return to the plant kingdom to lead the army to drive away the more shameless zombie army.The idlers wait for a quick retreat! ! !Great skill book to stay.

Ye Yu stared blankly at the line of words, mixed with sadness and joy.

Also, if yoyo is really a timid and shy little thing, last time, how dare it, and how could it defeat the corpse king alone, and seal all the zombies on the floating island in the cracks of another world?

If yoyo is really a weak and deceitful little pitiful, how can such a coquettish thing like the skill book be willing to stand up for it?

Therefore, the reason why yoyo behaved so naively and weakly is probably entirely to make Ye Yu relax his vigilance and wait for an opportunity to snatch back his own body.As for the condition for regaining the body - the other party does not resist, it is only possible for Ye Yu to contribute his body willingly.

Probably, Yoyo has been showing weakness to Ye Yu, waiting for an opportunity like today.

The body of the mushroom originally belonged to yoyo, and returning it to its original owner is considered a return.

After Ye Yu figured this out, she no longer struggled with it.

On the contrary, he said yoyo coldly: "Little white-eyed wolf!"

……

Xu Yuanfan was assisted by the power of the magical jade pendant. In theory, he is much stronger than Yoyo, but like Ye Yu, he is not an aborigine born and raised in this space.

Xu Yuanfan dealt with yoyo several times without success, and was tricked by yoyo into the plant kingdom city, under the tall tower.

In fact, Xu Yuanfan is not ignorant of fraud, although yoyo did not tell him the truth, but after a period of confrontation, Xu Yuanfan has already realized that the person living in the flower mushroom shell may no longer be Ye Yu.

Xu Yuanfan thought about it countless times during this period: Could it be that Ye Yu couldn't bear the humiliation that day and committed suicide, and then the plant kingdom created a new flower mushroom?

Xu Yuanfan was tricked by yoyo to come under the tower this time because yoyo asked him if he wanted to know Ye Yu's whereabouts.

……

Xu Yuanfan was doomed to be disappointed, because he didn't see yoyo at all.

When he came under the tower as promised, the whole tower was lit up, and countless runes of different colors flickered on and off.

The gray sky suddenly brightened, blindingly bright.

When Xu Yuanfan's eyes went dark, he lost consciousness.

The earth shook and the mountains shook, and the world returned to what it looked like when Ye Yu first entered the space.

Green grass, a pond, a boulder, and cards on the boulder.

What's different is that the sky is as clear as blue, and a little mushroom wearing glasses and a small crown sits on a color-changing Tsundere skill book, chasing a cowardly mushroom running around on the grass without any haste.

"Xiao Xiao, let me give you a nest of little mushrooms!"

"Xiao Xiao, don't run away. If you run away again, I will tell the subjects in the underground world that the two of us have a big relationship."

"Little, if you run away again, I will announce to all the people of the Plant Kingdom that Xiaoxiao from the Cowardly Mushroom Tribe seduces me and wants me to help the Cowardly Mushroom Clan increase their strength."

Sure enough, the cowardly mushroom no longer ran away.

It turned around tremblingly, looked at the dark poisonous mushroom yoyo lying on the skill book, and then noticed that yoyo's size had become very small, as if it was a small mushroom at level zero a long time ago look like.Cowardly Mushroom was a little startled, the skin of the mushroom seemed to be a little red.

If Ye Yu was here, he would definitely be able to guess who learned those timid and shy appearances that Yoyo put on—yes, that is the cowardly mushroom Xiaoxiao!

I only heard Xiao Xiao asked in a trembling voice: "Your Highness Yoyo, you...how did you change back to level zero?"

Yoyo on the skill book collapsed on the page of the skill book in a powerless state, and his voice became a little weak: "I just sacrificed some ranks to seal the zombies."

"Zombie Zombie... Corpse." Xiaoxiao swallowed and shivered in horror.

Yoyo lifted the cap, intentionally exposing the bulging light gray particles in the creases under the cap, moved his body with difficulty, and sighed pretendingly, "I knew it, little one, you disliked me being killed by that corpse." Wang...beep..."

Xiao Xiao shouted anxiously: "No, no! Your Highness Yoyo, I am...I have always...like you!!!"

……

The adventures of the poisonous mushroom Ye Yu is over, the bad zombie Xu Yuanfan is sealed, and it will take about 100 years to break through the suppression of the mysterious boundary monument and come out to make trouble again.

His Royal Highness yoyo teased the cowardly mushroom in the secret garden he built specially for the cowardly mushroom. (That is the world that Ye Yu saw when he entered the space for the first time. In this world, other plants cannot enter without summoning.) Xiaoxiao, who used to always refuse to talk too much to yoyo, seems to have changed his gender this time. , not only voluntarily accompany yoyo to chat with him to relieve boredom, but even go to the grass to collect fresh dew to quench yoyo's thirst, or help yoyo knead the increasingly bulky umbrella cover.

A few months later, a litter of little gray mushrooms was born.

That day, Cowardly Mushroom plucked up his courage, and Mushroom Stalk writhed and stood in front of yoyo, stammering and saying: "Your Highness...His Highness, Little Mushrooms don't... have no little dad, so...so pitiful .I, I...I, can I be their little dad...?"

As for that Uncle Yu, who is strong outside but capable at home, his family's Xiao Leng took him to Canada with a strong attitude-the reason is "to change the mood".

Later, yoyo heard from the gossip skill book that Ye Yu was busy learning foreign languages ​​over there; was busy dealing with the group of unrestrained foreign men and women who were always provocative and cold; Husky; busy learning to trim the lawn in front of his house; busy concealing his ghost identity; busy dealing with all kinds of weird investigations; busy...so busy that he almost forgot Xu Yuanfan.

In the end, the skill book concluded in a proficient foreign language: "Oh! You sell cakes! Ye Yu, that idiot with very poor adaptability! Being trained in a foreign country is miserable!!!"

"What about the cold kill?"

Yoyo asked curiously, he still had a good impression of his cheap "little dad".

On the blank pages of the skill book, a shy villain holding his heart appeared: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs I would also like."

Yoyo's soul of gossip was also on fire, and he asked the skill book in a low voice: "Did Lengsha have an affair? There must be! Ye Yu is such an embarrassing person, he must not be able to control him."

"Your Highness Yoyo, you don't know...Lao Ye has now been drilled by unrestrained foreigners and has become very...sturdy...Moreover, Leng Sha seems to be a strict wife. Lao Ye said that he would never go east To the west, Lao Ye said that stabbing him would never pull him out."

"Pfft—" The pleats under the yoyo canopy sprayed water.

【Finish】