Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

God is going to kill me! ! !Ye Yu thought with great grief and indignation.

Ye Yu, who hit the transparent energy film and turned into flower mushroom slices, thought of the little bee he knocked unconscious in the glass that summer, and only the word "heroic" was left in his mind.

Xu Yuanfan turned his head to one side, and quietly watched for a while the little flower mushroom lying on the gray stone slab, twisting left and right, refusing to get up and turn back into a human body.

After a while, Xu Yuanfan saw that Ye Yu was relying on the momentum of not getting up again on the ground, so he walked over, stretched out his fingers and bounced the little flower mushroom several times.

Ye Yu frowned: "You, Xu, try to touch me again!"

Xu Yuanfan was unmoved, his expression was calm, and he flicked Ye Yu again: "Change back."

Ye Yu spread out the umbrella cover and pretended to be dead.

Xu Yuanfan stopped persuading, he picked up Ye Yu with one hand, pulled out a hair and tied it to the mushroom stem, and quickly swung the slipper a few times in his hand.

Maybe Xu Yuanfan is right, there is no one in this world who knows Ye Yu better than him.

Ye Yu is a typical petty bourgeois, he screams louder than anyone else when he is not in pain, and will retreat subconsciously when he suffers a loss.

Xu Yuanfan was betting that Ye Yu hadn't developed too deep feelings for that kid called Lengsha, after all, time was here—with Ye Yu's slow-tempered temperament, even that kid Lengsha would be able to wear it down. Even Ye Yu's defenses could not penetrate into the depths of his heart.

Xu Yuanfan knew Ye Yu better than he knew himself.

Ye Yu is already in his thirties, and after all these years of struggling in the society, he is no longer the foolish and naive young man who eloped with him.

Xu Yuanfan was able to abduct Ye Yu once, but he couldn't abduct him a second time.

If Xu Yuanfan had met Ye Yu today, their elopement plan would have died prematurely.

Everyone who is getting older will lose the innocence of the past, his blood will gradually cool down, and he will become indifferent and selfish.

This is not a matter of character, but an inevitable helplessness in life.

Xu Yuanfan knew this very well, and was extremely fortunate: he was born ten years earlier than Leng Sha, and met Ye Yu earlier.

Sure enough, Ye Yu quickly compromised.

The flower mushroom, which was lying on the gray slate and pretending to be dead, twisted and turned back into a human form with a bang.

Ye Yu looked a little frustrated. He lowered his head and looked at the ground, and hummed angrily, "Okay, Xu, you win."

"Ah."

Ye Yu was irritated by Xu Yuanfan's unsalty reaction. He gritted his teeth and stared at Xu Yuanfan with wide eyes: "I said...Xu Yuanfan! Even if you plan to use gas to explode such an accident, I will be killed by Chen Hang." Bewitched, I forgive you for being obsessed with ghosts for a while. But don’t forget that if I don’t tell you about the dirty things you and Chen Hang did outside, it doesn’t mean I don’t know!!!”

"Well, so what?"

"So, it's impossible for the two of us." Speaking of which, Ye Yu looked at Xu Yuanfan eagerly, lowered his posture, and discussed with him in a low voice: "Hey, Xu Yuanfan, don't keep holding me, we can get together Is it okay to take a break?"

There was no expression on Xu Yuanfan's scary dead face, he turned his face slowly, staring at Ye Yu with a pair of creepy black eyes.

After a long time, he stretched out the bright red tip of his tongue and licked the right fang, and asked hoarsely, "Ye Yu, why do you think I left you and went to find Chen Hang?"

"..." Ye Yu was speechless, how could he know the answer to this kind of question? !Who knows what the surname Xu is thinking all day long?If he had known, he wouldn't have broken up with his family back then, and had such a cheating "elopement" with Xu.

Unexpectedly, Xu Yuanfan, a cheeky and shameless man (corpse), actually took a step forward, pulled Ye Yu into his arms and hugged him tightly, and said very quickly: "If you want to blame, I can only blame you. In my eyes There is only you in the game, but what about you to me? Apart from indifference or indifference. I am not as good as a computer game in your mind! You can spend hours or even all night to marry someone in the game; but I ask you to say yes to me My son, watching TV together, you always say that you are sleepy, tired, boring, and want to sleep. I know that you must hate me for being selfish in your heart. At the beginning, you insisted on breaking you and ruining your future, but did you Think about it, I really love you."

"Will you love me while eating wild food outside?"

"Chen Hang looks a lot like you..."

"Don't prevaricate me with this kind of reason! Xu Yuanfan, how old are you? A walnut and a peach are placed in front of your eyes, can you not tell the difference between these two kinds of 'peach'?! I'm not a fool, trust you There is a ghost!!"

"Then I'll tell the truth."

"..." I don't shed tears when I don't see the coffin.

"I'm sick." Xu Yuanfan closed his eyes and stopped looking at Ye Yu, "If I can't make the other person feel pain when I do that kind of thing, I will be so irritable that I want to kill. Sade obsessive-compulsive disorder. You may not know what Sade is ... S, Sade; M, Masok; Sade is the perpetrator.”

Ye Yu's eyes widened, his scalp felt numb!There was a gust of cold air from the soles of my feet! ! !

If he can disregard his image, he will definitely shout: "Mom!!! Xu Yuanfan is crazy!!!"

Yoyo was thrown out of space by Ye Yu, but Ye Yu himself was detained by Xu Yuanfan.

Without Ye Yu, yoyo can't enter the space, and Lengsha can't get out.

Ye Yu and Leng Sha's alternative communication method of "sms above their heads" that they used to use in the past has no effect.

Leng Sha didn't know what happened to Ye Yu's side. He searched around inside the tower, but couldn't find anything like stairs—this meant that he could only stay on the top of the tower and couldn't go down (people below can't come up either).

Although he didn't know the specific situation on Ye Yu's side, Leng Sha also knew that something happened to him.

Lengsha, the poor child, went round and round on the top of the tower, so anxious that he was about to cry.

Ye Yu...

he whispered.

no response.

The ability to summon a mate is grayed out.

Ye Yu...

He called out again coldly.

The surroundings were quiet, and there was still no response.

There was no reply, the words above his head did not change, and not a single mushroom fell from the sky.

Ye Yu Ye Yu Ye Yu...

Leng Sha shouted again and again, the volume was louder than that.

Unfortunately, no one responded to him, and the "reliable" skill that he and Ye Yu tried countless times showed no sign of taking effect.

Leng Sha sat down on the ground dejectedly.

What happened to Ye Yu?

Lengsha murmured.

It seemed that no one could answer him, even Yoyo was sent out of the space by Ye Yu according to the plan...

He began to wonder wildly, did Ye Yu rekindle his old relationship with Xu Yuanfan after meeting him?