Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Ye Yu couldn't help but stretched out his hand and yanked Leng Sha's flushed cheeks, and shouted exaggeratedly: "I said Xiao Leng, you are not! You are still blushing. Tsk, no wonder you always sneak peek at women when you go shopping with me Gougou, so you cheated on me and had an affair with a woman!" Ye Yu said this just to make a joke with Leng Sha.

Unexpectedly, Leng Sha actually defended very seriously: "I didn't watch it! I was born gay, and I have no interest in women at all! Occasionally watching them is just to wonder if they will lose their balance and fall forward with two lumps of meat .”

Ye Yu snorted, expressing his disbelief.

"Then why are you blushing?"

Leng Kill's gaze moved down a little bit, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the little white thing under Ye Yu, and his face became redder; he hesitated for a long time before whispering: "That... ...This...hermaphrodite or something, the visual stimulation is too strong. Lao Ye, you should change back quickly." As he spoke, Leng Sha picked up a bath towel that was placed on the bedside table, shook it out and put it on Ye Yu.

Ye Yu laughed and changed back to her original appearance.

Leng Sha suddenly thought of something, his face became serious, he approached Ye Yu cautiously, and asked in a low voice: "By the way, master, do you always like to change like this?"

Ye Yu gave him a cold look, and replied unceremoniously: "What? I'm afraid I'm just a painted ghost or something?"

He poked his finger at each other coldly like a young daughter-in-law, and then summoned up his courage and said, "Aren't I worried that one day your magic power will fail and you will suddenly become a man with a big beard, long-legged hair, and as strong as a bear?"

Ye Yu raised his eyebrows: "So Xiao Leng, you like that!"

Leng Sha hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, no! You must never!!"

Ye Yu thought about it for a while, tilted his head and asked Leng Sha: "I said Xiao Leng, what if I look ugly, have been doused with sulfuric acid, or burned like coke (the latter should be his real death condition) ), will you still like me?"

Leng Sha thought for a long time, hesitated for a long time, and finally answered honestly: "I don't know either. But... Lao Ye, don't worry, if there is sulfuric acid pouring over, I will help you block it, at worst, we will change together. With a pockmarked face, don't despise anyone."

"Yeah." Ye Yu took a deep breath, stretched out his hand to rub Leng Kill's face, "Xiao Leng, Xiao Leng, you must remember what you said."

Leng Sha added: "If I don't stop you, all the sulfuric acid will be splashed on your face..."

Ye Yu breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, and gave a cold look.

Unexpectedly, Leng Sha went on to say, "Then I'll sell the pot and sell the iron to help you save money for skin grafting."

Only then did the vulgar Comrade Ye smile, and he was so happy that he pressed down and bit Leng Sha hard on the face: "Fool, where do you go to find mushroom skins? Are you selling them now?"

Leng Sha also made a joke: "Take a piece from your buttocks and fill it on your face. I think the skin feels the best there."

"Bah!" Ye Yu gritted his teeth at Leng Sha.

"Bah!" Yoyo imitated her father's tone, and gritted her small teeth at Leng Sha.

Laugh coldly.

His nerves, which had been tense by successive unlucky incidents for the past few days, finally relaxed.

Leng Kill thought of the words Ye Yu said when he just appeared, and hurriedly asked: "What did you just say 'you have done a big thing, please comfort', this, I will comfort you later when yoyo falls asleep; but you said What is the 'big deal'?"

Speaking of this, Ye Yu's eyes lit up, and he ran to find the teapot in the hotel and poured himself a cup of tea, then sat back and cleared his throat to start speaking.

Leng Sha was amused by Ye Yu's posture, and he simply put on the appearance of an elementary school student listening carefully, and blinked at Ye Yu full of curiosity.

Yoyo straightened her waist in a learned manner, and blinked at her father.

Comrade Lao Ye took a sip of tea calmly, and then he broke his posture and said the first sentence: "It's a long story."

The corners of Leng Kill's eyes twitched, and he couldn't help interrupting Ye Yu: "Then uncle, please keep the long story short."

Ye Yu gave Leng Sha a dissatisfied look, and still told his story in that unhurried way to tantalize people's appetite--from "prison break" to "fishing for money"; from "entering the Pearl" to "pretending to be a waiter "; from "burning the wine cellar" to "taking Chen San under the noses of everyone";

Comrade Lao Ye shamelessly took the huge credit for the "Psychedelic Mushroom", and described himself as a dark messenger who is cooler than 007 and stronger than Superman, walking in dark corners, doing justice for the sky, and saving mankind.

Leng Sha pursed his lips, and said in a low voice: "Brother across the way, there seems to be a little magic mushroom in your hair."

Ye Yu suddenly remembered that he forgot to destroy the witness (mushroom) before bragging.

He grabbed the psychedelic mushroom from the top of his head, pretended not to see the line of explanatory text on the forehead of the psychedelic mushroom, threw it back into the space with a "swish", and then said calmly: "It's too late to say it, then it's too fast, I……"

Leng Sha blinked his eyes and interrupted Ye Yu's narration: "Brother, I think you have the essence of (skinned) thick (heart and eyes) black, and you look like a successful person~!"

A red cloud floated on Ye Yu's face, and she was finally willing to change the "long story" to "short story".

Uncle Yu took a sip of water, slapped his thigh and concluded, "Anyway, I finally caught the mastermind behind the scenes."

Ye Yu narrated this matter in such a tone that was almost a joke. Originally, Lengsha was just listening to it as a joke, but Ye Yu unexpectedly threw out such a conclusion.Leng Sha took a closer look at Ye Yu's face, and found that although his Uncle Yu seemed to be a fool, but upon closer inspection, he actually carried a faint evil spirit.

Leng Sha's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't help asking, "Who?"

Lao Ye covered his face in embarrassment and coughed dryly: "Uh...that, the black hand hasn't been found in the end, but I found the one who was used by the black hand... a gray hand behind the scenes." Speaking of this, Ye Yu tried hard several times. Unable to go back to the state of the hippie smile just now, Gein's next answer was too heavy.

A bad premonition rose in Leng Sha's heart.

"Who the hell is it? Can't you say it? Are you still keeping secrets at this time?"

Ye Yu sighed.

He was not in a hurry to tell Leng Kill the answer, but first asked a question that seemed to have nothing to do with this matter.

"Xiao Leng, how long have we known each other?"

Leng Sha was stunned for a moment, and replied: "It's been more than half a year. What's wrong?"

"Then how much do you know about me?"

"This... only knows your living habits, does it count as holding you to become a mushroom?"

"Then figure it out yourself, how much do you love me?"

Leng Sha was confused by Ye Yu's series of strange questions: "Lao Ye, what are you doing?"

Ye Yu squeezed her fingers tightly, and asked again: "Xiao Leng, do you know Master Qi?"

Lengsha's complexion changed dramatically.