Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Now that the matter has come to this point, Ye Yu simply opened up the topic, brought up all the things that he didn't want to say before, and threw them in front of Xu Yuanfan: "Didn't you already know that I was dead? When you unscrewed the gas valve, there was no Have you thought about today?"

Xu Yuanfan looked a little lonely, he opened his mouth slightly, but didn't say anything.

Ye Yu said coldly, "I'll give you one last chance and give me a reasonable explanation."

Xu Yuanfan pursed his lips, rubbed his toes nervously, looked away, and said in a low voice, "You won't believe me when I tell you."

"You said."

"I might have really loosened the gas valve." Xu Yuanfan swallowed, but he didn't dare to look at Ye Yu. He said loudly angrily: "But if I say, I have no memory of this incident at all, do you believe me?" Is it?"

"Cut~" Ye Yu glanced at Xu Yuanfan coldly, "Do you think this is writing a novel? There is a devil in your body that can control your behavior? You sneaked out while you were asleep and did evil things. But your soul is as pure as snow lotus in Tianshan? Xu Yuanfan, do you think I should forgive you?"

Xu Yuanfan suddenly turned his face, the expression on his face was indescribably weird, like struggling, but also like hating.He pulled up the corner of his mouth, forced a smile, and said casually, "You asked me to explain it to you, and I gave it to you. What else do you want?"

Xu Yuanfan's words sounded a bit shameless.

Ye Yu rolled his eyes and expressed shame at Xu Yuanfan's behavior.

"If your explanation is this kind of incomprehensible escape, then I can only say, Xu Yuanfan, we are finished."

At this moment, the expression on Xu Yuanfan's face seemed to be both lonely and relieved.

Ye Yu didn't understand why Xu Yuanfan showed such a strange expression, it was like a tired fugitive who had been on the run for a lifetime and finally waited for the trial.

Xu Yuanfan was obviously relieved.

For a moment, Ye Yu suddenly felt that perhaps Xu Yuanfan had been waiting for this sentence for a long time.

Just when Ye Yu thought Xu Yuanfan would say something more, this damned man turned around and walked away without saying a word.

==? ? ?What is the situation?

Ye Yu, who had prepared a stomach full of harsh words and wanted to take the opportunity to hit Xu Yuanfan, became depressed...

As nimbly as a rabbit, he ran into Liji Steamed Bun Shop to buy hot and sour bean buns for Leng Sha, and Ye Yu rushed home as fast as he could.

Leng Sha had already woken up, and Ye Yu was nowhere to be seen after waking up, and he had already rummaged through the mattress and sofa cushions; when Ye Yu pushed the door and entered the room with a bag of buns, Leng Sha was lying on his stomach in a very stupid position. Next to the sofa, pouted, struggling to find a powder blue poisonous mushroom in the gap under the sofa.

With a troubled face, he coaxed in a very low voice: "Uncle Yu, darling, come out quickly~ Don't keep making such low-level jokes. Why do you want to tell Xiaonu directly, Xiaonu, I will definitely try my best Satisfy Lao Ye's request~! Playing petty temper is not a good mushroom~~~"

Ye Yu laughed loudly: "Kill my little boy coldly, I'm here!"

Leng Sha was stunned for a moment, then he casually picked up the cushion on the sofa and threw it towards Ye Yu.

The child became angry and cursed loudly: "Why did you run out without saying a word?! I thought you climbed the wall with other mushrooms!!!"

In fact, this is not to blame for the cold killing, because the dynamic explanatory text on his head has turned into a few thin green characters: "The poisonous mushroom has a tryst with the ex-boyfriend, and the poor queen is about to be abandoned!"

Ye Yu laughed out loud.

Ever since he had a substantive relationship with Leng Sha, Leng Sha has been completely accepted by the plant kingdom. The most direct expression is: when the child looks in the mirror, he can always see the extremely embarrassing dynamic description on the top of his head .

Cold Kill reiterated more than once: I am Gong!I am His Majesty the Emperor, and Lao Ye is the Queen!

It's a pity that the professional mysterious complaint expert in the plant kingdom doesn't seem to buy Leng Kill's account, and still arrogantly labels Leng Kill as the queen's stupid mother.

Killing this child coldly seems to be shrewd, but in fact...

Ye Yu didn't want to speak ill of Leng Sha, but the longer he got in touch with Xiao Leng, the more he felt that this child was innocent and easy to deceive.When the child Lengsha faced his feelings, he was "naturally dumb", with only Uncle Yu or Uncle Yu in his mind, going straight to the dark, without turning at all.Probably in Lengsha's dictionary, Ye Yu is already his person; when dealing with his own people, he can completely relax his vigilance and be as stupid as he wants...

Well, Ye Yu couldn't help but reached out and touched Lengsha's head.

Since Lengsha was still lying on the ground and did not get up, Ye Yu's action was very much like a lonely owner stroking a big dog's head.

Leng Sha was about to argue with Ye Yu about this matter, but he sniffed and smelled his favorite hot and sour bean buns.

The cold gaze followed Ye Yu's arm all the way down, and finally landed on the oil-paper packaging bag Ye Yu was holding in his hand.

The quaint words on the steamed stuffed bun shop in the Book of Rites caught Leng Kill's eyes, and he couldn't help squinting his eyes to hide his urge to laugh.Leng Sha stood up, glanced at the bag pretending to be disdainful, and snorted, "You went to meet your lover early in the morning and I haven't settled with you yet. By the way, Lao Ye, you think you can buy me off with a bag of buns." Have a firm heart?"

Ye Yu yelled furiously: "You are the only one who has a private meeting with a lover, and you have a private meeting with a lover! I got up so early and went to buy you breakfast, and I met someone I don't want to see the most. I am easy on me? "

Cold Kill╭(╯^╰)╮"Really? Uncle, you don't even blush when you make up nonsense~"

Ye Yu==|||"Of course it is true, if there is a half-truth, let me immediately turn into a small mushroom."

There was a loud bang, and the bag containing the buns and the small pink-blue mushrooms rolled to the ground at the same time.

Seeing Leng Sha's gloomy face instantly, Ye Yu struggled and shouted: "Ahhh! Shamelessly turned into a potato boy! I will definitely tear your cards to pieces!!"

Leng Sha glanced at the wall clock in the living room, and his face improved a little.With a helpless face, he picked up his uncle Mushroom from the floor and put it in his pocket, and tried his best to comfort Ye Yu, who had blown his hair: "Oh, Ye Yu, don't get excited, I believe in you. Your transformation time is up."

Ye Yu was speechless.

"Who told you not to count the time limit for transformation?" As he said that, he asked loudly coldly, "I said, Lao Ye, who did you see this morning?"

"Xu's... er, chant."

Cold Kill just hummed.

On the contrary, Ye Yu couldn't help but confess: "He wanted to reconcile with me, but I didn't promise him."

"Then Lao Ye, do you love him?"

"No... I don't know." Ye Yu squirmed and took out a small mushroom head from the pocket of Lengsha's pajamas, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Leng, are you jealous? Don't worry, master, what I have decided, absolutely It will be carried out without hesitation.”

Cold kill: "Oh."

Ye Yu couldn't help asking: "Aren't you curious about what I decided?"

He raised his eyebrows coldly, and guessed: "Probably he was overwhelmed by my charm, and decided to bow down to my pomegranate pants from now on."

I saw that the words on Leng Sha's forehead trembled and turned into eye-catching bright yellow characters - the king of cold jokes! ! ! !

Ye Yu...