Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Since Leng Sha knew that there was always a line of real-time dynamic commentary text hanging on his forehead, he became much more decadent.

At night, Ye Yu struggled with the corners of the quilt for a long time, and finally, blushing, said the words that were suffocated in her heart: "I have thought about killing Lao Tzu coldly for a long time, and I think you are actually quite good and reliable." Yes, and you take good care of Yoyo, obviously you are a good wife and mother, so I decided... cough, cough, cough, let's go formally."

Under the bombardment of Ye Yu's machine-gun-like speed of speech, Leng Kill understood it all at once!

Leng Sha waited for Ye Yu's positive response for a long time, and after hearing Ye Yu's question that barely admitted the relationship between the two, Leng Sha exuded a strong... dogleg aura.He blinked and looked at Ye Yu, with an expectant look on his face, as if yoyo was looking forward to ice cream, small pillows and other cute things.

On the one hand, Ye Yu secretly complained in his heart that Leng Sha's expression was too exaggerated, but on the other hand, he sat sullenly for a long time.

Leng Sha and Ye Yu's eyes collided. Although there were no sparks flying, anyone with a discerning eye could easily see the strong taste of JQ between the two.

After a long time, Leng Sha swallowed loudly and said in a low voice: "I always feel...Master, it's more reliable for us to go to the gold store to order two rings tomorrow to hold a slightly more formal ceremony. Why am I so old? Do you think I'm dreaming?"

Ye Yu has a fierce beast roaring in his heart: I think so too!

But for the sake of image, Ye Yu just stretched out his hand to touch Leng Kill's head, and by the way, he took the initiative to stretch out a leg, turned sideways, and hung his right leg on Leng Kill's body.

Leng Sha shuddered, and his words were a little awkward: "Lao Lao Lao Ye! What do you want to do?"

Ye Yu cast a contemptuous glance at Leng Sha, and said nonchalantly, "Get warm, you turned the air conditioner down too low."

Leng Sha subconsciously glanced at the remote control of the air conditioner that he placed on the bedside table with the corner of his eye, and forced himself to suppress the idea of ​​raising the temperature.He stiffened, turned sideways cautiously, and stared at Ye Yu face to face for a moment.

After a long time, Ye Yu kicked Leng Sha off the bed in a rage.

Leng Sha sat up from the floor inexplicably with grievances, and looked at Ye Yu eagerly.

Ye Yu looked indignant for buying fake and shoddy goods, and shouted that he was fooled: "I said you have such a good appearance, such an innocent family background, and you need money and talent to be talented. Why don't you have a companion around you! Dog, Damn, you are actually a wimpy brother!"

"Ah?" Leng Da was puzzled.

Ye Yu's face was flushed, and he put the air conditioner on Leng Sha's head, and said angrily: "I've scratched your thighs with my feet several times, you shameless person didn't react at all! You're still pretending to be innocent here ?!"

Leng Sha suddenly realized, his face flushed suddenly, and then under Ye Yu's embarrassing sight, a strange thing suddenly rose from his pajama pants.

Ye Yu covered her face and thought feebly: So it's a reflex arc with an unusually long...

This matter cannot be blamed for cold killing.

First of all, although Leng Sha is well-informed, he is a pure and innocent child; secondly, Ye Yu's provocative and teasing skills are obviously unreliable, maybe Leng Sha only hooked Ye Yu. The toes that come and go are regarded as someone's special habit before going to bed; in the end, when Ye Yu hooked Leng Kill's thigh with his toes, his face had a bitter and bitter expression—Leng Kill put all his energy into it. It hit Ye Yu's face, which caused him to ignore Ye Yu's little gesture of "having no deep meaning" - facing Ye Yu, who was posing as if he was facing a class enemy, no matter how rough his nerves were, he couldn't have any evil thoughts.

You can't blame Ye Yu for this matter either.

First of all, Ye Yu has only had one lover, Xu Yuanfan, from birth to now, but Xu Yuanfan is a very controlling person. In the relationship with Xu Yuanfan, Ye Yu hardly has to do anything (whether in thought or action); Secondly, Ye Yu has almost no experience in actively chasing others, but he is also a bit of a twitch; finally, Uncle Yu is getting old, thin-skinned, and full of shame. ——His proactive attack is at best... that's it.

Two people who desperately want to have each other, but one is a pure and innocent young child, and the other is an awkward uncle who refuses to be unrestrained.

This pairing is simply a mallet, a pair.

In fact, the first intimate contact of every couple of lovers has more or less embarrassing incidents. Ye Yu and Leng Sha are just more "embarrassing" than others!

Early the next morning, Leng Sha's forehead turned black, he jumped out of bed with two huge dark circles under his eyes, put on his pants, put on his jacket, put on his shoes, picked up a bunch of keys and ran out the door as fast as he could.

Oh, and just to add: Cold Kill was as fast as a vicious dog was chasing him.

Typical "run away".

Yoyo's furry head poked out from the side of the small bed, and a pair of big round eyes stared at Ye Yu on the big bed without blinking.

The thin quilt bulged into a human-shaped bag, and his voice was steady, as if he was still sleeping.

Also, my little dad got up too early today. With his lazy personality, he must still be asleep at this time.Thinking of this, yoyo tiptoed onto the little bed, put on his little strawberry slippers, and chased out following the scent left by daddy—of course, the sensible yoyo didn't forget to help daddy lock the door .

After yoyo ran far away, Ye Yu lifted the thin quilt covering his face and stared at the ceiling for a while.

He didn't sleep well last night, Leng Sha twisted and turned over and over again, and rushed out to take a shower four times in one night.

Ye Yu couldn't help thinking: I've never seen Leng Sha like taking a shower in the middle of the night so much before~!Is this convulsion today?

Ye Yu lay flat on the bed and thought wildly for a while, couldn't help but toss off the thin quilt, and jumped out of bed barefoot.He walked to the computer desk and turned it on, and he logged onto QQ to find Lengsha's account. As soon as his mind got hot, he wrote a friend impression for Lengsha, four times a night.

Ye Yu was stunned for a while, then absently opened the QQ game hall and entered the Doudizhu novice field.

At this time, there were not many people in the game hall. Ye Yu searched for a while, but couldn't find the familiar ID, so he turned off the game in boredom.He propped his chin with his right hand, and stared blankly for a while, his eyes fixed on the big pink characters of "One Night Four Times" on the screen, suddenly feeling a little inexplicably guilty.

These few words would probably stimulate Leng Sha's self-esteem, Ye Yu thought.

Thinking about it, Ye Yu suddenly became angry. He flicked the mouse, clicked twice, his fingers fluttered on the keyboard, and changed his QQ nickname to "Selling Small Pills"; Become a "dedicated to treating wilt".

Now Ye Yu was satisfied.

He took a glass of pure water from the water dispenser in the living room and drank a full glass before letting out a satisfied breath.

Due to some ulterior psychological activity, Ye Yu was suddenly in a good mood.

He dodged into the space and forced the corn pitcher to spit out a few pieces of fresh butter. He packed some in a jar and was going to take it to Li Yuan's for breakfast.

I heard from Li Yuan's younger sister, Li Fangfang, that the convenience store has a very virtuous proprietress.

The proprietress is very good at cooking, even ordinary porridge can produce an extraordinary taste in the hands of the proprietress.

With some strange intentions, Ye Yu was going to taste the handicraft of the virtuous lady proprietress of the convenience store, and by the way, asked Li Yuan for advice on how to tune in and teach cold killing tricks.