Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Leng Sha was shirtless, and even the earrings were pulled out as clothes to make up for it, which shows that he lost badly.When Mimi pushed Ye Yu down in the hot spring pool, Leng Sha covered his face and turned his head to pretend to cough in good time, pretending not to see the process of his uncle being killed.

Anyway, Ye Yu's real body is a mushroom (it can't be drowned), and the occasional soaking in water is probably very good for the little mushroom.

So Ye Yu, with the acquiescence of the cold kill, was swiftly pushed into the water by Mimi, a strange woman—then Mimi grabbed a bath towel and covered Ye Yu's head, shouting: "Win my coat! Win my shorts!" !Win my urban management favorite miniskirt! Look at me covering your sack!!!"

Ye Yu choked on water when he was pushed into the water, and a bath towel was placed on his forehead, which caused him, a landlubber with only slight hydrophobia, to struggle a few times under the water.The only slipper on Ye Yu's foot was kicked off by him in a panic, and he was floating desolately on the water at the moment.

It took a long time for Ye Yu to stabilize his body in the water, because the density of the small mushrooms is very small, which made Ye Yu's body much lighter than normal people.With the same volume, the buoyancy force Ye Yu experiences in the water is much greater, which makes it difficult for him to stand firm in the water.

Leng Sha couldn't help turning his face around, seeing Ye Yu staggering in the water, his expression changed.Leng Sha suddenly remembered Yoyo's unusual weight, and thought that Ye Yu and Yoyo might be the same species, and he instantly realized: because of the light weight, because of the buoyancy that is too large compared to the weight, It was difficult for Ye Yu to stand firm in the water.

When yoyo takes a bath, she always floats flat in the bathtub, so Ye Yu...

Thinking of this, Leng Sha cast a worried glance at Ye Yu.

Sure enough, Ye Yu stood unsteadily for a while, then simply took off his clothes in the water, wrapped a bath towel around the bottom of his trousers, and then spread it out in a large font on the water surface, his body bobbing up and down with the waves. Volt.

The urban management screamed and pressed the shutter just as Ye Yu started to undress.

Mimi cheered at the side: "Urban management presses continuous shooting! Let's take a few more pictures! Go back and photo. Ah, soft and shou photos can be sold for a lot of money in the jar!"

Cold Kill ==|||

"No sale!" Leng Sha shouted subconsciously.After a while, he gritted his teeth and thought about it for a while, then changed his tone in a low voice: "P is more handsome. Sell them all to me. Otherwise, I will tell your parents that you two are rotten girls."

Mimi screamed: "Cao thief, you have evolved from the iceberg type to the cute type! Ahhh, I'm so excited!"

Urban management: "Mimi +1"

Leng Sha turned his face away, and stopped talking to Mimi and the city management who had entered the YY state.He vigorously pulled out a large milky white towel from the side shelf and tied it around his waist, while quickly removing the few clothes left; he walked straight towards Ye Yu, stepping on the bluestone steps beside the hot spring Into the bath.

The moist sulfur smell lingered on the tip of the nose, and Leng Sha's tense spirit suddenly relaxed.He went straight to Ye Yu's side, imitating Ye Yu's appearance and spread out in large characters on the water: Unlike Ye Yu, Lengsha's "waterline" was obviously higher than Ye Yu's.In order to make Ye Yu look normal, Leng Sha put his arm on Ye Yu and pressed him down.

The urban management shouted on the shore that the trip was worthwhile.

Mimi snatched the city management camera to capture this moment.

"Kiss one!"

"Kiss one!!!"

Leng Sha didn't bother to pay attention to them.

Ye Yu, on the other hand, looked at them curiously.

"What's wrong with them?" Ye Yu looked at the two hot women on the shore with complicated emotions.

Taking advantage of Ye Yu's inattention, Leng Sha took Ye Yu closer to him.He raised the corners of his lips subconsciously and couldn't help but smile.

"They are rotten girls."

"==|||I've heard of it, but what does a rotten girl mean?"

"Master, you are OUT." Leng Sha explained with a smile: "A rotten woman refers to a woman who has a soft spot for love between men and men, and BL works. Don't you know?"

Ye Yu: "Aside from going to work, I play games or serve Xu...I'm so busy that I don't even have time to play mahjong. How can I have time to pursue new vocabulary?"

Lengsha: "Then when I go back today, I will popularize the common sense of the Internet for you."

Ye Yu snorted disdainfully: "╭(╯^╰)╮When I was all the rage on the Internet, you didn't know which corner you were hiding in. How dare you speak so loudly——that you want to spread common sense to me! ?!"

Cold killing: "Uncle Yu, you are old, and now the Internet has become the world of young people."

Ye Yu replied with a strong sense of gunpowder: "There is a kind of heads-up (e-sports)."

Cold killing silence.

Ye Yu played the game very well.Among all the games that Cold Kill has tried, except for the classic game of Minesweeper, he has beaten Ye Yu, and all other games have ended with Cold Kill defeating Ye Yu completely.Leng Sha felt a little melancholy for a moment, but then he regained his vitality, because he immediately thought: He is stronger than Ye Yu, so there is a game where his winning rate is much higher than Ye Yu!

Smiling coldly, he carefully scratched Ye Yu's waist with his fingers under the water.

Two suspicious blushes suddenly appeared on Ye Yu's face.He quickly turned his head and took a sneaky look at Leng Sha, not sure whether Leng Sha touched his waist by accident or on purpose, if it was accidental, it's okay, if it was intentional, then Leng Sha would treat him... Ye Yu Shaking his head, he pushed the thought out of his mind.The age gap between Lengsha and him is too large. It's not that there is no possibility between them, but that this possibility has to cross too many obstacles to become a reality.After experiencing Xu Yuanfan's betrayal, Ye Yu became emotionally sluggish.The love between men is not like that between men and women. After a long time, both parties can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate, have legal protection, and even have a common child; that kind of bond makes the relationship between men and women even stronger. It is firm, but there is nothing between him and Xu Yuanfan; even if there were vows of eternal love, they will gradually disappear in the passage of time without leaving any traces.

Xu Yuanfan can turn around and leave without any scruples, so cold killing is also fine.

Ye Yu was not too old when Xu Yuanfan left, and he still had a chance to start over; but Lengsha is ten years younger than Ye Yu, which is not a small gap.In the future, if Leng Sha finds someone better than Ye Yu, or if his passion is worn out by time, then Ye Yu feels that he will be even more miserable than today.Because by that time, there will never be a second cold kill to help him tide over the difficulties.

These thoughts flashed in Ye Yu's mind. Before he could figure out the deep meaning contained in these thoughts, he had already subconsciously pushed away Leng Sha's arm that was pressing on him, and tried his best to stand up and walk towards the shore of the hot spring. side crawl.

Leng Sha was startled, quickly stood up and followed.

Because he walked in a hurry, the water swirled and gathered behind Leng Sha, causing small splashes one after another.

Amidst the clattering sound, Leng Sha silently followed Ye Yu to the shore.

After a while, he couldn't help but grabbed Ye Yu's arm, and asked in a low voice, "Lao Ye, what's wrong with you? Why didn't you soak in (hot spring) all of a sudden?"

Ye Yu was silent.

He can't say that I'm afraid that I can't control what happened to you, and I'm afraid that I will be dumped and injured by you a few months, a year or a few years later, right?Things so far in the future, it's okay to think about it in my heart, but it seems embarrassing to really say it.

Ye Yu thought for a long time before he came up with a not-so-provoking statement: "I'm hungry, go ashore and have something to eat."

Lengsha: "Here, you can order food directly from the main station through the walkie-talkie. I'll get the menu. You can order what you want, okay?"

During this time, Ye Yu has been hovering at the fork in the two roads of retreat and advance.Xu Yuanfan's tone that day was very strange, but based on Ye Yu's contact and understanding with Xu Yuanfan for many years, he had long been certain that the relationship between him and Xu Yuanfan would never return to the past.

Once Xu Yuanfan starts to speak with that expression and tone, it means that he has developed a strong interest in other things.

When Xu asked Ye Yu to go back to his hometown with him, Ye Yu knew: Xu Yuanfan had other plans, and he would not bring Ye Yu back to his hometown; maybe he had thought about this problem, but he would not do it; Xu Yuanfan had a father. He has a mother, younger brothers and sisters, and he has a large family and relatives who need to be accommodated, so it is impossible for Xu to disclose the relationship between the two of them.

What about the cold kill?Will he...

Ye Yu couldn't help but began to compare Leng Sha and Xu Yuanfan together: Leng Sha talked a lot, and his personality was more gentle. When encountering disputes, Leng Sha was always the first one to compromise; Xu's people are very boring, and they seldom say anything except what is necessary. Xu Yuanfan never says anything when encountering disagreements, but he will do it directly-according to his own opinion.

Lengsha is completely different from Xu Yuanfan, they are two completely different people.

After reaching this conclusion, an inexplicable expectation rose again in Ye Yu's heart: Xiao Leng is completely different from Xu, maybe he can hold on to hope again?

When Leng Kill handed the menu to Ye Yu, Ye Yu glanced at him quietly.Leng Sha lowered his head sideways, with a straight nose bridge that is smooth and stylish, brow bone lines are smooth and powerful, and his face is glowing with the unique luster of young people, which looks very attractive.

Ye Yu swallowed secretly.

He coughed dryly, then pointed at a few items on the menu with his fingers, said to Leng Sha, "You can order for me", and then ran back to the hot spring pool as if fleeing, and jumped down with a plop.

The cold killing was unknown, so I thought that Ye Yu was only interested in taking a bath and had no intention of ordering food, so he took the menu Ye Yu handed over, carefully recalled what Ye Yu just ordered, thought for a while and added a few more items, and finally He took the walkie-talkie in Duobaoge under the mahjong table, turned on the switch and said, "Call the main station."

"Hello, please speak."

"I want to order food, help me order two curry rice, one roasted eggplant box, one fried shallot..."