Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

It is impossible to admit such a shameful thing as being jealous of a child.

Oh no, it should be said: No matter who you are jealous of, you can't admit it. "Jealous" itself is shameful enough.Ye Yu felt ashamed of her sour and inexplicable thoughts, she cast aside for a moment, and was brought back to her senses by yoyo's "Dad".

"Why are you calling me Dad?" Ye Yu looked unhappy.

Yoyo flinched, and said softly: "Ban... Cowardly mushroom's house was shocked by you... It collapsed. I want to pay him some repair money."

"You just pay."

yoyo could see that Ye Yu was in a bad mood, but because of his cowardice, his friend Cowardly Mushroom was not doing well in the dungeon, so he didn't say anything about his life, and this time Ye Yu knocked down his house again .The family will probably have to sleep on the street tonight.Thinking of this, Yoyo felt so sad that she wanted to cry.The mushroom family has always been the poorest race in the underground kingdom because of its rapid reproduction (spore reproduction) and numerous mushroom mouths.There are nineteen children in the timid mushroom family, the youngest one has just emerged, and it is time to supplement nutrition, but...

Yoyo gritted her teeth, and rarely said loudly: "Dad, call some marigolds and give me some money!"

Gold...calendula! ! !

Ye Yu suddenly thought of the function of marigolds - spit out gold and silver coins!

Ye Yu's expression cracked, and he thought depressingly, what the hell is I working so hard to sell watermelons for! ! !Selling gold and silver is much more profitable than selling watermelons.

Leng Sha suddenly reacted: "Ye Yu, the watermelons you sold couldn't be spit out by those 'furnishings' on the lawn that look like watermelon pitchers in the Plants vs. Zombies game!"

Ye Yu: "..."

Lengsha: "I told you that day that I wanted to eat melons, but you actually said no!!! You can just grab one from the space, but you treat me...too bad."

Ye Yu was caught out, unable to quibble, so he just gave Yoyo a sneaky look, and then smiled apologetically: "The watermelon pitchers were all tired that day, and the melons they spit out were small and bitter, I'm afraid of you..."

Glancing coldly at Ye Yu, Uncle Yu immediately fell silent.

Leng Sha seized the opportunity to cast a bitter scheme.

"Lao Ye, I'm so disappointed."

After finishing speaking, the young man Lengsha used his acting skills comparable to an Oscar winner, looked into the distance full of sorrow, sighed faintly, and left Ye Yu with an infinitely sad silhouette.

Ye Yu was terrified when he saw it. He wondered, "Isn't Leng Sha very strong, why is he so fragile today?" On the other hand, he was afraid that Leng Sha would really hurt his heart—Ye Yu couldn't help but comfort Leng Sha: " Xiao Leng, I'm really sorry that time, I was too lazy to move. Ah, how about it, next time you want to eat watermelon, I will give you a ride out."

As soon as Ye Yu said this, he regretted it.

He and Leng Sha are just friends from the game, at best they have "lived together" for a few days, his words just now were a bit too thoughtful, as if——as if they had a dark heart and had other plans .

While Ye Yu scolded himself for becoming less and less vigilant, he quietly kept an eye out: He wanted to observe the reaction of the cold kill, if this child is interesting...

Alas, Xu Yuanfan can't go back there at all.

Thinking of this, Ye Yu's heart, which had just been warmed up, became cold again.

His heart was cold, and his expression was naturally cold.

So Leng Kill watched Ye Yu's expression change from embarrassment to excitement to indifference, feeling a little bitter in his heart, but he couldn't say anything.

People like them, even if they see each other right, can't pursue and tell each other openly like normal men and women.

Because they are different and out of gregariousness, they are more cautious when choosing the closest person; because they are cautious and can't let go, they will be friends like ordinary people at the beginning, get to know each other, and...test each other.

Leng Sha knew this clearly, but he couldn't remain calm no matter what.

He wanted to rush in front of Ye Yu and speak out what was in his heart like a normal young man, but he couldn't.

Sometimes fate is so wonderful.

If Ye Yu hadn't thought of cold killing when he first returned to Greentown, let alone defected to him, then just based on their mutual affection, the friendship between the two of them would have stopped at "friends with better relationships".

But there is no if in this world.

When Ye Yu was in the most embarrassing situation, he appeared in front of Leng Sha and asked him for help. Leng Sha looked at Ye Yu who was so down and down, and felt the urge to keep him in his heart.

Then they lived together, ate and lived together, and gradually became familiar with each other's various little-known shortcomings and willfulness.

Leng Sha suddenly felt that he and Ye Yu had known each other for a long time.

I don't know when the initial running-in period has passed. They live together and no longer get used to quarreling over each other's hairs. They eat, sleep and play games in harmony and complain about each other. They are as familiar as a family.

Leng Sha suddenly came to a realization: before he formally started "chasing" Ye Yu, he had unknowingly included Ye Yu in his sphere of influence.

After all, for so long, Ye Yu has been used to sharing a bed with him and snatching an air-conditioning quilt; used to Leng Kill helping him or making or buying breakfast; getting used to Leng Kill helping him take care of yoyo, like taking care of the two of them His own son; he is used to cold killing to help him take care of everything and arrange everything.

The cold killing moment, which was still somewhat decadent, looked like Popeye filled with spinach energy.

Those little sorrows and decadences were all swept away in the enlightenment just now.

Leng Shou glanced at Ye Yu, and thought nonchalantly: I'll work harder to raise Uncle Yu more lazily, it's best to raise him to the point where he can't live without me - then I want to cook, fry, Fried, deep-fried and swallowed into the stomach, is it not up to me?

Leng Sha doesn't make decisions easily, but once he makes up his mind, he will unswervingly move towards his goal.Thinking of this, Leng Sha wiped away his slump, and said to Ye Yu energetically: "Lao Ye, you have to hurry up, don't dawdle, we have to drive to the mahjong parlor later."

Yes, I will play mahjong later, and take off a piece of clothing if I lose.

Thinking that outsiders might be present later, the conservative Ye Yu's face turned green, and he suddenly regretted agreeing to the cold killing request.

At the hottest time at noon, a group of people came to the water park.

Leng Sha took Ye Yu straight to the mahjong parlor.

In the mahjong hall, each small room is equipped with two lounges, which are equipped with sofas, beds, stools, toilets, etc.; there are also wall-mounted TVs embedded in the walls, which looks like a mini hotel room.

As soon as he entered the door, he turned his head and said to Ye Yu: "Uncle! Take off your clothes!!!"