Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Ye Yu originally thought that the embarrassing title of "the pre-selected spouse captured by poisonous mushrooms" was only displayed in the space. Unexpectedly, after the cold killing, these words were still hanging on his forehead—like It's the same as those messy Jianghu titles displayed above the heads of characters in online games.

Ye Yu hid her face in embarrassment, and always felt that these words hanging on Leng Kill's forehead meant that a dog was urinating on his own territory to declare "possession rights".

The poor child who didn't know the truth glanced suspiciously at Ye Yu, paused, and said hesitantly: "Old Ye, why do you... look awkward today? Could it be that you..."

"what?"

Cold and tangled, doubtful: "Lao Ye, you said that mushrooms can't be hermaphroditic creatures, right? Mushrooms don't have periods."

The little awkwardness in Ye Yu's heart was all shattered into powder after hearing this sentence.Ye Yu was annoyed: "You just have your period! Your whole family is having a period!!!"

Leng Sha shrugged: "Who made you look so awkward."

Ye Yu frowned, hesitantly glanced at the scarlet title floating above Leng Sha, and sighed while covering his face.

Uncle Yu cursed inwardly: MB's Lao Ye!Call you cheap! ! !

Because of the blood-red characters on Leng Kill's forehead that people could not ignore no matter what, Ye Yu could no longer be as calm as before when getting along with Leng Kill.

Ye Yu's state of mind can best be described by the words "guilty as a thief".

The word spouse, Chiguoguo (anti-river crab), reveals Ye Yu, a guy who dares to think and dare not to do, the shameful and dirty thoughts deep in his heart.

It goes without saying that Leng Sha has clearly expressed his intentions to Ye Yu.

Ye Yu originally had a good impression of Leng Sha, but he had just experienced a betrayal. Facing Leng Sha's confession, he subconsciously chose to escape.But escaping is one thing, and being moved is another.

Leng Sha is young, has a sense of responsibility, and exudes a convincing aura all over his body. Even yoyo, who is as timid as a needle tip, will subconsciously trust Leng Sha, and affectionately call him daddy by his side.

What's more, Leng Sha cooks good dishes, has a strong sense of responsibility, is very delicate in thinking, and is very good at doing housework; Ye Yu's eyes are wandering, and the thoughts in his mind are drifting further and further away.Thinking about it this way, Cold Kill is simply a must-have companion for traveling at home and fighting in the field.Bah, bah, bah, Ye Yu secretly spurned herself: What a "good couple"!I must have been bewitched by the word "spouse" to think that Lengsha is a good spouse!

Thinking of it this way, Ye Yu's unsteady heart became even more "empty".

Ye Yu had a ghost in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it out loud.

Just when Ye Yu was in a trance, he let out a cold "Hey", and suddenly asked: "Lao Ye, where is yoyo? Why didn't you come out with us?"

Ye Yu: "I went to chat with his little mushroom friend (Timid Mushroom)."

With a cold kill, he stopped talking.

A psychologist once said: Let a man and a woman who like each other stay alone in a small closed space, and the possibility of the two becoming lovers will increase dramatically.

A small house with one bedroom and one living room, with good lighting and ventilation; but from a certain point of view, this house can hardly be regarded as a small airtight space.

At this moment, there was no yoyo in the room, only Ye Yu and Leng Sha, two guys with their own ulterior motives left—the ambiguous atmosphere naturally rose and filled the whole room.

After a brief and embarrassing silence, Ye Yu laughed dryly, and said haha: "Damn Li Yuan, why don't you ask me to play mahjong today! Alas, Lengsha, you take care of your home at home, I'll go to the gate of the community to see Is there a game?"

Unexpectedly, this sentence just hit the sore spot of Lengsha.

Leng Sha has been displeased with that Li Yuan recently.Leng Sha's eyes were vicious, and he could tell at a glance that Li Yuan was crooked, and the degree of crookedness was quite high.The one named Li Yuan is not like Ye Yu, who exudes an innocent and tangled atmosphere. Judging from the experience of cold killing and wandering in the G circle over the years-Li Yuan is not only a deadbeat, but also a pure number 1.

This feeling of cold killing can be described as subtle.

But between gay men, there is a certain degree of sensitivity to each other's aura.In the words of cold kill: Bananas and firewood sticks certainly smell different!That huge difference can be discerned with just one sniff.

Leng Sha had long regarded Ye Yu as his own, and when he saw a very threatening figure like Li Yuan appearing around Ye Yu, he was naturally nervous and jealous.

Moreover, the promotional poster pasted at the convenience store at the door clearly stated the five words "The proprietress has run away".

What would a lovelorn big carnivore do?

1. to kill prey

2. Find a new spouse

From Leng Sha's point of view, Li Yuan is such a threatening "carnivorous animal", while Ye Yu is a lamb with delicious (tender and smooth) meat.

Let the lamb run into the mouth of a carnivorous animal by itself? !

no no no!Absolutely not.

Leng Sha frowned, and said in a deep voice, "It's just right, I want to go shopping. Lao Ye, let me go with you."

The convenience store is still the same, except that the promotional poster at the door has been changed. It says in big pink characters: "The proprietress is back! Big price reduction to celebrate!!!"

Ye Yu entered the convenience store and was told by Li Yuan's younger sister Li Fang: "My brother is not here, he went out with my 'sister-in-law' to have some fun."

Ye Yu was slightly disappointed.

Leng Sha came over, grinned at the little girl, and said casually: "Your brother and your sister-in-law are on good terms."

Miss Li Fang blushed, and secretly glanced at Leng Sha, her words were obviously much more ladylike than before.Poor little girl, blinded by Leng Sha's overly lethal appearance, she couldn't help lowering her voice, and said shyly, "Yes... yes. The relationship between my brother and 'sister-in-law' is so sticky." .But my brother is usually too out of shape and always gets domestic violence."

Ye Yu complained secretly: Miss Li Fang, you actually sold out your own brother in one go!Li Yuan will be sad when he finds out! !And cold kill!You actually smiled so ripplingly at an innocent little girl!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! !

Ye Yu gave Leng Sha a sour look.

Lengsha's facial contours are very beautiful, even from the side, it is as delicate and beautiful as a beautiful boy in an oil painting.Such an appearance of Lengsha must be very popular outside.Ye Yu was anxious and jealous, he suddenly felt: Leng Sha's overly delicate appearance is an eyesore!