Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Leng Sha picked up the mushroom head that was still twisting and spraying alcohol from the floor, thinking numbly: This f*ck is too sci-fi!

What about Ye Yu?

Don't tell him, this weird little mushroom is o(╯□╰)o! ! !

Leng Sha couldn't help pinching the small mushroom that was only as big as the pulp of his thumb, probably because the cap was squeezed by external force, and the small mushroom sprayed alcohol more happily.

Leng Kill put Ye Yu on the coffee table, turned around and went into the room to find a clean small blue-gray striped towel, he carefully folded the towel in pairs a few times, spread it flat on the coffee table, and then put the small pink-blue mushroom Place in the center of the towel.

The pure cotton towel quickly absorbed the wine that overflowed from under the small mushroom cap.

Leng Kill saw that little mushroom twisted and turned to the other side; it looked like someone who likes to sleep with his belly shy after drunk and turned over when he was full.

Leng Sha poked curiously at the small mushroom that Ye Yu was suspected to have transformed into, and found that it was still a little wet.Leng Kill hesitated for a moment, picked up the two corners of the small towel and folded it in the middle, used the towel as a pad, and gently rubbed the little mushroom a few times.

The mushroom stalk was upturned, and he slapped Lengkill's fingers through the towel like chasing flies.That kind of force that was so subtle that it was hard to detect easily broke through Leng Sha's psychological defense line, and his defensive face softened instantly.Leng Sha glanced at Ye Yu, took out a small light blue towel from the suitcase, folded it on the coffee table, and then took the blue mushroom that no longer spit out the wine from the wet towel Remove, onto the freshly rolled towel.

Lengsha thought tangledly: Can mushrooms catch a cold?Will it be will it be? ? ?

Poor Lengsha, with a pair of scissors in his hand, pulled a strip of cloth, hesitating in his mind: should he cut a small quilt for Mr. Mushroom to cover?

At this moment, the thoughts in Leng Sha's head were as chaotic as a pot of overcooked porridge.

After a while, Leng Sha suddenly remembered that besides him and Ye Yu there was a third person in the house—Leng Sha went into the bedroom, fished out the yoyo who was pretending to be sleeping, and whispered in a melancholy voice: " Yoyo, does your dad usually behave strangely?"

Yoyo shook her head vigorously with red eyes.

Leng Sha nodded, didn't say any more, but stared blankly at the strand of hair curling up on Yoyo's forehead and became dazed.

Not long after, the little thing couldn't bear the pressure of the atmosphere, and confessed to Leng Sha with red eyes: "Little dad... Dad said, you can't tell others."

Huh?

Little yoyo is actually an insider?

Lengsha suddenly regained his spirit.

Cold Kill began to lure Yoyo to tell the truth, he took out a piece of strawberry-flavored chewing gum from his pocket, shook it in front of Yoyo's eyes, and said, "Daddy and Daddy are a family, and Daddy and Yoyo are also a family, how can you say yes' What about 'others'? Dad said that yoyo is not allowed to tell 'others', but he didn't say that yoyo is not allowed to tell 'little daddy'!"

Yoyo looked anxiously at the chewing gum in Killer Leng, hesitated for a moment, and whispered timidly: "Dad didn't say you can't tell dad, but he didn't say yes either."

Yo!The meaning of the little thing is clear: You give me the good things in your hand, and I will tell you the truth.

Leng Sha whistled secretly in his heart, thinking, with such a timid personality as yoyo, he would actually bargain!Tsk tsk, should it be said that he is indeed the cub of Lao Ye's family?

Lengsha shoved the chewing gum into Yoyo's hand very well.

Yoyo quickly peeled the gum, tore it into small pieces, threw it into his mouth and chewed it a few times, then he boldly said to Leng Sha: "Daddy, actually, daddy and I can become mushrooms. And daddy he It's poisonous!"

Leng Sha thought that yoyo was a fool, but unexpectedly, after the little thing finished saying this sentence, he would never say anything else.

Cold killing temptation: "yoyo, do you know why your father can turn into a mushroom? Tell me, and I'll buy you a cart of ice cream."

"do not know."

After that, Leng Sha asked a few more questions, and the little thing always answered that he didn't know.

Just when Leng Sha wanted to talk to Yoyo deeply, a short "bang" sound came from the small living room.Immediately afterwards, Ye Yu screamed: "Oh my old waist!!!"

When Leng Sha rushed out of the bedroom door and stepped into the living room, Ye Yu hung half of his body on the coffee table, holding his waist with his hands in pain and screaming.

Because Ye Yu drank beer this time, with low alcohol content: the worthless potato boy didn't die of drunkenness, but quietly took a nap.

It's okay for Tudou to be lazy for a while, but it's terrible for Ye Yu to shrink and grow suddenly.

When Ye Yu suddenly grew bigger just now, the narrow gap between the sofa and the coffee table almost killed him—no, not to mention, his feet still hurt from being pinched by the gap of the sofa.

Seeing this, Leng Sha silently took out a small bottle of traumatic medicine from his luggage, walked over and handed it to Ye Yu.

Ye Yu took the bottle of medicinal oil in his hand and politely said thank you.In less than a second, Ye Yu felt that something was wrong, he opened his mouth subconsciously - the scream almost knocked off the roof.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Why are you here?!"

When Ye Yu yelled out in panic, "Why are you here Leng Sha", Leng Sha regretted that he didn't use his mobile phone to take a picture of Ye Yu's embarrassing appearance just now.Leng Sha believed that the videos of "the little mushroom kept leaking under the canopy" or "the mushroom struggled and twisted and turned over by itself" would definitely pinch Ye Yu's weakness.

When the poisonous mushroom detoxifies, it will instinctively withdraw its self-consciousness to the core. That is to say, when the alcohol content of the small mushroom exceeds the standard and needs to transform into a "detoxification", Ye Yu will definitely lose consciousness.

Facts have proved that Uncle Yu's drinking capacity and wine quality are not much better than the worthless transformed potato.Swept by Leng Sha's weird gaze, Ye Yu felt guilty all of a sudden, as if he had stolen sesame oil and met a cat king's walking mouse.

"I didn't do anything excessive, did I?" Ye Yu smiled flatteringly at Leng Sha.

The villain in Lengsha's heart was already laughing so hard that he fell to the ground, he tried his best to keep a straight face, pursed his lips, and pretended to want to say something but refused to say it.On certain occasions, speaking silently is sometimes more useful than having a hundred more mouths.

Ye Yu couldn't help thinking about it - he was drunk and mistook Leng Sha for Xu Yuanfan, punching him, kicking his lifeline, or pounced on him and bit him were all very likely to happen.

Ye Yu glanced at Leng Sha with a disheveled face, and asked cautiously: "That... Xiao Leng, what did I do to you? You should say something!"

"Old Ye, you..." Leng Sha paused, glanced quietly at Ye Yu's waist and abdomen, and then continued, "Do you know that you just turned into a pocket-sized mushroom?"

Ye Yu stood there dumbfounded, with a stupid expression on his face, as if he had been struck by lightning.

Leng Sha quietly glanced at Ye Yu again, and suddenly said deceitfully: "Old Ye, don't hide it, your yoyo told me everything!"

Ye Yu was dazed at first, and then rushed into the bedroom angrily, pinching Yoyo off the crib.

Yoyo covered his eyes with his hands, his face was as red as dripping blood, he stuttered and whispered, "Dad...Dad...you, you, you are walking the bird."

Ye Yu's expression froze...