Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms
Chapter 23…
Every time Leng Kill came across something delicious and fun these days, he would buy a copy and take it home to coax yoyo. After doing this three or four times, little yoyo lost the minimum resistance to the food Leng Kill bought for him. Yoyo has become more and more entangled with Leng Sha in the past two days, meeting "Little Daddy" is closer than meeting "Dad", and occasionally shyly sends Leng Sha a resounding bobo.
Fortunately, Ye Yu didn't know about this.Poor Uncle Yu, who devoted [-]% of his heart to Yoyo, ended up being treated worse than an outsider.Perhaps in yoyo's eyes, the little dad is not an outsider! ?
Let's not mention what yoyo thinks in his heart.
Leng Kill helped Ye Yu finish the batch of watermelons, and wanted to pay directly by swiping the card - before Leng Kill told the person in charge who came to pick up the goods to bring the mobile POS machine directly, he just wanted to pay the bill quickly and leave a note for Ye Yu Good impression—who would have guessed that Ye Yu would be such a fool, asking for cash ORZ directly!The most important thing is that the young man in charge of receiving the goods said to Ye Yu, "Now that you can use your card, who still needs to bring cash!" Well, that sentence pierced Ye Yu's face, and Uncle Yu immediately became angry from embarrassment.
Ye Yu said it confidently: "I came from the corner of the mountain, and I have never seen a banknote in my life! What's the matter with cash?"
I have seen two, but I have never seen such a two.The guy next to the guy in charge of picking up the goods first looked at Ye Yu, and his eyes immediately became very ambiguous.He cast a knowing look at Leng Sha, as if he had caught the big news and the hot gossip.
Leng Sha coughed in embarrassment, dodging the man's sight disheveledly, and couldn't help comforting Ye Yu: "Old Ye, don't worry, it's my fault that I didn't think carefully about this matter, I will raise cash for you later."
Ye Yu wasn't really stupid, it was enough to pretend to be a fool and click until the end. Now that he was coldly killed and let him go down the steps, he was also happy to go down the donkey.
So Ye Yu happily patted Leng Sha on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "Hey, Xiao Leng is still on the road!"
Looking at Ye Yu coldly, he hesitated to speak...
When the group was about to go back to the city, Leng Sha took the time to pull the middle-aged man who had just looked at him and Ye Yu with ambiguous eyes into a corner, and said in a low voice with a blushing face, "That...uncle, Ye Yu usually doesn't That's it."
The man who was coldly called uncle just smiled and said nothing.
Leng Sha was in a hurry, frowned and said very quickly: "You promised to help me before, uncle, you are an elder, you have to keep your word, and you can't back out."
"Well, actually, I think this kid is pretty good."
"Uncle, how could you be like this..." Before the words could be uttered, Leng Sha suddenly realized, his eyes widened, and the eyeballs rolled around, and the impatience just now was suddenly swept away.As if he had thought of something good, Leng Sha laughed so hard at this time, he took out a business card with gold lettering on a white background from his pocket, slipped it into his uncle's hand quietly, and said in a low voice, "Here, this is the private name of Da Jin's second sister-in-law. Please put away the business card, uncle. You have to do my best for my business!"
"Hey, Xiao Leng, I haven't seen you for a while, but you actually learned how to go through the back door, give small gifts, and flatter you! It's not easy! It's not easy!!"
Leng Kill clasped his hands together, and bowed his body: "Uncle! My father's side is entirely up to you! It doesn't matter if you play tricks, force it, or deceive him. In short, you have to let him leave Green City for a while!"
The uncle of Lengsha's family took a cigarette in his mouth, patted Lengsha on the shoulder, and imitated Ye Yu's tone and said, "Xiao Leng is good enough! Uncle will definitely handle things properly for you!"
==+
Cold killing: "Uncle, you'd better go pick up your girl, such serious words are not suitable for you!"
"What are you mumbling about?"
"Wow!!!" Leng Sha was taken aback by Ye Yu who suddenly approached, "Old Ye, what are you doing? Appearing so suddenly will scare people to death!"
Ye Yu rolled his eyes, and retorted bluntly: "Your nerves are as thick as an elephant's legs, are you so fragile?"
I don't know why, but when I first heard the word "elephant leg" coming out of Ye Yu's mouth, Leng Kill had the urge to laugh wildly.That inexplicable smile was inadvertently completely hit by Ye Yu, and he held back the coldness, barely holding back the smile.It's a pity that he saw Ye Yu's gaze sweeping across his thigh very ambiguously.A picture immediately appeared in Leng Shall's mind - two gray-blue elephant legs full of wrinkles appeared under the slender body that belonged to the young man alone - Leng Shall burst into laughter and burst out laughing.
Ye Yu wondered: "Xiao Leng, why are you laughing~ laugh!"
But when Xu Yuanfan saw Leng Sha go out with a three-year-old child, he quietly followed him.Xu Yuanfan didn't expect that the child who looked very sticky and cold was actually Ye Yu's son. At this moment, he only thought that Yoyo was probably the child of a relative's family.Just because he didn't expect it, Xu Yuanfan didn't pay too much attention to yoyo.
All his attention was on Leng Sha along the way.
In Xu Yuanfan's view: Lengsha has good taste, good temperament, good appearance, young and promising; being able to unknowingly deal with Ye Yu, who seems dull but is exceptionally sharp, shows that he is also very skilled.
Nearly perfect lover, Xu Yuanfan scored 9.8 points for Lengsha.
Xu Yuanfan's eyes fell on Yoyo who was being held by the cold killer again.
Xu Yuanfan has been in contact with Ye Yu for the longest time, and he knows that Ye Yu's biggest weakness is a well-behaved and cute child.Ye Yu also proposed to Xu Yuanfan to adopt a child at the beginning, but he refused on the grounds that financial conditions did not allow it.Xu Yuanfan couldn't help thinking, maybe that child was just a tool used by Lengsha to get close to Ye Yu.
Xu Yuanfan was agitated in his heart, and several times he almost rushed forward and knocked Leng Kill to the ground with bricks, stones or anything else.
why?
Xu Yuanfan felt that the heavens treated him extremely unfairly: when he had made up his mind to break up with Chen Hang completely, and then took Ye Yu back to his hometown to live a good life, a gas explosion took Ye Yu away!
And when he saw Ye Yu again and chased after him with the joy of regaining what was lost...
He couldn't help being angry, and was horrified to find out...
Ye Yu actually...
Changed my mind.
His rival in love is a young and promising young handsome guy.Compared with Lengsha, an old man like Xu Yuanfan who has started to grow a beer belly and whose muscles are gradually degenerating into fat is simply a scum.
So, driven by shame, low self-esteem and some inexplicable emotions, Xu Yuanfan went crazy.
How much love he had for Ye Yu in the past, how much hatred he has for Ye Yu now.At this moment, the joyful madness he felt when he first met Ye Yu had already turned into blazing nameless anger and jealousy.
His gaze fell on a sapling that had been wilted by the scorching sun on the side of the road. In an instant, this wonderful man developed a feeling that could be called sympathy.He is so similar to it, they have no shelter from the wind and rain, no huge root system, and no ability to resist the scorching sun; facing the tribulations in life, they are all beaten, and maybe they will be knocked down.
Xu Yuanfan smoked cigarettes silently, one after another.
His eyes passed through the sapling, as if he saw a bleak future.
After a long time, Xu Yuanfan sighed and bit the filter cigarette holder into pieces.
Nervously, he dropped the cigarette butt on the ground and ground it with his toes in circles.Then Xu Yuanfan raised his head, stuffed another cigarette into his mouth, and murmured: "Ye Yu, Ye Yu, you can't blame me..."
Fortunately, Ye Yu didn't know about this.Poor Uncle Yu, who devoted [-]% of his heart to Yoyo, ended up being treated worse than an outsider.Perhaps in yoyo's eyes, the little dad is not an outsider! ?
Let's not mention what yoyo thinks in his heart.
Leng Kill helped Ye Yu finish the batch of watermelons, and wanted to pay directly by swiping the card - before Leng Kill told the person in charge who came to pick up the goods to bring the mobile POS machine directly, he just wanted to pay the bill quickly and leave a note for Ye Yu Good impression—who would have guessed that Ye Yu would be such a fool, asking for cash ORZ directly!The most important thing is that the young man in charge of receiving the goods said to Ye Yu, "Now that you can use your card, who still needs to bring cash!" Well, that sentence pierced Ye Yu's face, and Uncle Yu immediately became angry from embarrassment.
Ye Yu said it confidently: "I came from the corner of the mountain, and I have never seen a banknote in my life! What's the matter with cash?"
I have seen two, but I have never seen such a two.The guy next to the guy in charge of picking up the goods first looked at Ye Yu, and his eyes immediately became very ambiguous.He cast a knowing look at Leng Sha, as if he had caught the big news and the hot gossip.
Leng Sha coughed in embarrassment, dodging the man's sight disheveledly, and couldn't help comforting Ye Yu: "Old Ye, don't worry, it's my fault that I didn't think carefully about this matter, I will raise cash for you later."
Ye Yu wasn't really stupid, it was enough to pretend to be a fool and click until the end. Now that he was coldly killed and let him go down the steps, he was also happy to go down the donkey.
So Ye Yu happily patted Leng Sha on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "Hey, Xiao Leng is still on the road!"
Looking at Ye Yu coldly, he hesitated to speak...
When the group was about to go back to the city, Leng Sha took the time to pull the middle-aged man who had just looked at him and Ye Yu with ambiguous eyes into a corner, and said in a low voice with a blushing face, "That...uncle, Ye Yu usually doesn't That's it."
The man who was coldly called uncle just smiled and said nothing.
Leng Sha was in a hurry, frowned and said very quickly: "You promised to help me before, uncle, you are an elder, you have to keep your word, and you can't back out."
"Well, actually, I think this kid is pretty good."
"Uncle, how could you be like this..." Before the words could be uttered, Leng Sha suddenly realized, his eyes widened, and the eyeballs rolled around, and the impatience just now was suddenly swept away.As if he had thought of something good, Leng Sha laughed so hard at this time, he took out a business card with gold lettering on a white background from his pocket, slipped it into his uncle's hand quietly, and said in a low voice, "Here, this is the private name of Da Jin's second sister-in-law. Please put away the business card, uncle. You have to do my best for my business!"
"Hey, Xiao Leng, I haven't seen you for a while, but you actually learned how to go through the back door, give small gifts, and flatter you! It's not easy! It's not easy!!"
Leng Kill clasped his hands together, and bowed his body: "Uncle! My father's side is entirely up to you! It doesn't matter if you play tricks, force it, or deceive him. In short, you have to let him leave Green City for a while!"
The uncle of Lengsha's family took a cigarette in his mouth, patted Lengsha on the shoulder, and imitated Ye Yu's tone and said, "Xiao Leng is good enough! Uncle will definitely handle things properly for you!"
==+
Cold killing: "Uncle, you'd better go pick up your girl, such serious words are not suitable for you!"
"What are you mumbling about?"
"Wow!!!" Leng Sha was taken aback by Ye Yu who suddenly approached, "Old Ye, what are you doing? Appearing so suddenly will scare people to death!"
Ye Yu rolled his eyes, and retorted bluntly: "Your nerves are as thick as an elephant's legs, are you so fragile?"
I don't know why, but when I first heard the word "elephant leg" coming out of Ye Yu's mouth, Leng Kill had the urge to laugh wildly.That inexplicable smile was inadvertently completely hit by Ye Yu, and he held back the coldness, barely holding back the smile.It's a pity that he saw Ye Yu's gaze sweeping across his thigh very ambiguously.A picture immediately appeared in Leng Shall's mind - two gray-blue elephant legs full of wrinkles appeared under the slender body that belonged to the young man alone - Leng Shall burst into laughter and burst out laughing.
Ye Yu wondered: "Xiao Leng, why are you laughing~ laugh!"
But when Xu Yuanfan saw Leng Sha go out with a three-year-old child, he quietly followed him.Xu Yuanfan didn't expect that the child who looked very sticky and cold was actually Ye Yu's son. At this moment, he only thought that Yoyo was probably the child of a relative's family.Just because he didn't expect it, Xu Yuanfan didn't pay too much attention to yoyo.
All his attention was on Leng Sha along the way.
In Xu Yuanfan's view: Lengsha has good taste, good temperament, good appearance, young and promising; being able to unknowingly deal with Ye Yu, who seems dull but is exceptionally sharp, shows that he is also very skilled.
Nearly perfect lover, Xu Yuanfan scored 9.8 points for Lengsha.
Xu Yuanfan's eyes fell on Yoyo who was being held by the cold killer again.
Xu Yuanfan has been in contact with Ye Yu for the longest time, and he knows that Ye Yu's biggest weakness is a well-behaved and cute child.Ye Yu also proposed to Xu Yuanfan to adopt a child at the beginning, but he refused on the grounds that financial conditions did not allow it.Xu Yuanfan couldn't help thinking, maybe that child was just a tool used by Lengsha to get close to Ye Yu.
Xu Yuanfan was agitated in his heart, and several times he almost rushed forward and knocked Leng Kill to the ground with bricks, stones or anything else.
why?
Xu Yuanfan felt that the heavens treated him extremely unfairly: when he had made up his mind to break up with Chen Hang completely, and then took Ye Yu back to his hometown to live a good life, a gas explosion took Ye Yu away!
And when he saw Ye Yu again and chased after him with the joy of regaining what was lost...
He couldn't help being angry, and was horrified to find out...
Ye Yu actually...
Changed my mind.
His rival in love is a young and promising young handsome guy.Compared with Lengsha, an old man like Xu Yuanfan who has started to grow a beer belly and whose muscles are gradually degenerating into fat is simply a scum.
So, driven by shame, low self-esteem and some inexplicable emotions, Xu Yuanfan went crazy.
How much love he had for Ye Yu in the past, how much hatred he has for Ye Yu now.At this moment, the joyful madness he felt when he first met Ye Yu had already turned into blazing nameless anger and jealousy.
His gaze fell on a sapling that had been wilted by the scorching sun on the side of the road. In an instant, this wonderful man developed a feeling that could be called sympathy.He is so similar to it, they have no shelter from the wind and rain, no huge root system, and no ability to resist the scorching sun; facing the tribulations in life, they are all beaten, and maybe they will be knocked down.
Xu Yuanfan smoked cigarettes silently, one after another.
His eyes passed through the sapling, as if he saw a bleak future.
After a long time, Xu Yuanfan sighed and bit the filter cigarette holder into pieces.
Nervously, he dropped the cigarette butt on the ground and ground it with his toes in circles.Then Xu Yuanfan raised his head, stuffed another cigarette into his mouth, and murmured: "Ye Yu, Ye Yu, you can't blame me..."
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