Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Leng Sha took an electric bill note on the chopping board with a vicious look, and pointed at Ye Yu angrily: "Old Ye!!! You actually used such...so insignificant means to cheat the electric bill! The property manager in the community told me Oh, you said you made things difficult for the young man surnamed Huang who collected the electricity bill on the first day you moved in, right?!!! What’s even more unforgivable is that you have the nerve to bring this fake electricity bill to me for reimbursement!!! You, you You you you!! Do you think I'm stupid?!"

An uncle like Ye Yu can endure under heavy pressure, and escape when he relaxes; he will give in and compromise in the face of pure yoyo; You can hold your head up and fight back proudly without psychological pressure.

Ye Yu touched Yoyo's head hidden in the hem of his jacket, with gentle movements, like a fearless female warrior who was pregnant in October.He looked at Leng Sha calmly, and asked leisurely: "Leng Sha, have you ever experienced that a house caught fire and lost all his property overnight; he lost his job and had no new source of income; The people who run away with others have no place to rely on." After a pause, Ye Yu continued cheekily, "The worst thing is that under such circumstances, you still have a three-year-old son who needs to be taken care of." feed."

After Ye Yu finished speaking, she fell silent, because... her belly was itchy, and Ye Yu was afraid that if she said a word more, she would accidentally laugh out loud.The timid yoyo cried again, and wet his belly OTZ...

Oh my god, Ye Yu's belly is one of his most sensitive parts, all his strength is now used to resist his urge to laugh wildly, there is no time to beg for pity from Leng Sha.

Ye Yu stopped talking, and the room fell into silence.

Leng Sha was confused by what Ye Yu said earlier, but this kid is not a vegetarian either. He received an elite education since he was a child, and he will habitually put all his emotions behind him temporarily when he encounters troubles, and then put the whole thing behind him. Think again.The child's mind was spinning unusually fast, and it only took time for him to breathe in and out, so he approached Ye Yu and asked in a low voice, "I don't know what you said has anything to do with making things difficult for the property manager. And , if you borrow money, I will definitely lend it to you. I don’t understand why the first thing you think of when you are in trouble is to play tricks instead of the simplest and most direct help.”

Ye Yu doesn't accept cold killing at all.

Although Leng Sha has received the most advanced education, he is obviously not on the same level as Ye Yu, an old fritter who has rolled around in society.

Regarding Leng Sha's questioning, Ye Yu sent Leng Sha into the small black room with one sentence: "Because I have nothing and I can't afford to lose even a little bit, so I can't believe you."

Faced with this sentence, Leng Sha went through all the coping strategies in his memory, but none of them could refute Ye Yu's words.

Maybe, but he didn't dare to use it, because it would deny him the chance to get close to Ye Yu.

For the first time in history, Cold Kill compromised with the "evil forces".

He silently threw the electricity bill into the trash can, and then brought a bulging shopping bag from the coffee table in the small living room.Leng Sha stretched the bag open in embarrassment, and poured out a whole bag full of various snacks from it.

He whispered to the wall: "Ye Yu, I bought a lot of ice cream, and it was too heavy to take back. The little girl at the convenience store at the entrance of the community said to ask the deliveryman to deliver it to our door later."

Ye Yu snorted, and stretched out his right hand towards Leng Sha.

Leng Sha stared blankly at Ye Yu's outstretched hand, and asked suspiciously, "Why?"

Ye Yu's anger==+

"Wallet! Could it be that you want to embezzle my wallet?!"

Leng Sha rubbed his nose in embarrassment, blushed and whispered, "Just now I swiped the card, and the wallet seems... I forgot it on the cashier of the convenience store."

Ye Yu was speechless...

In order to retrieve Ye Yu's wallet, Leng Kill made another trip to the convenience store.

This time, he conveniently carried back the ice cream in the insulated box.

Taking advantage of yoyo holding a big cone and concentrating on licking it, Leng Sha leaned into Ye Yu's ear and asked, "Master, yoyo's mother abandoned you?"

Ye Yu gave him a cold look, thinking why didn't he find this kid so gossip before?

Ye Yu thought for a while, then replied vaguely: "Xiao Leng, have you ever heard of drunken sex?"

Leng Sha showed a look of sudden realization: "It turned out to be an unplanned product! This way I can rest assured!"

rest assured?Why don't you worry?

Ye Yu was puzzled.

He glanced at Leng Sha, and asked curiously, "What are you so worried about?"

Leng Kill hurriedly waved his hand: "It's nothing, nothing! Ah, Lao Ye——I suddenly thought of a problem. Your watermelons must be delivered as soon as possible, otherwise, in a few days, after all the melon growers' watermelons are on the market, your melons will be destroyed." It's worthless."

Ye Yu: "I know, I know, don't rush me. I'm..."

Ye Yu paused, because Yoyo gently tugged on his sleeve.Ye Yu lowered her head and saw Yoyo looking at him timidly.

"what happened?"

Yoyo said softly: "Dad, can I... can I eat one more? I... I have never eaten such a magical thing."

Leng Kill graciously pushed the whole box of ice cream in front of yoyo, waved his hand boldly and said: "Eat it, eat it, these are all yours, if there is not enough, dad will buy them again!" Leng Kill now sees what yoyo thinks How pleasing to the eye.Because according to Ye Yu's previous explanation, Yoyo's appearance was just an accidental addition to Yoyo's mother and Ye Yu's drunkenness.This means that Ye Yu will not start a family with others for this child, or in other words, the possibility of this has been reduced to the minimum.

Lengsha has silently planned the future: when he gets Ye Yu, he will fly abroad to marry Ye Yu, and then follow the formal legal procedures to adopt Yoyo; in that case, maybe he can instigate Yoyo to call Ye Yu "Mom" ".

Leng Sha subconsciously glanced at Ye Yu's waist, and swallowed quietly.

Leng Sha knew from a young age that he was different from others: he couldn't even have the slightest interest in women.

But Leng Sha didn't know if Ye Yu...was really the same as him.If it is, he will thank God, because there are few people like them, and it is extremely difficult to find the one who belongs to him in this minority; if Ye Yu is also such a person, he will definitely thank God for sending Ye Yu into out of his sight.if not……

If Ye Yu wasn't the kind of person Lengsha thought of, then if his words or actions annoyed Ye Yu too much, they would probably become strangers—not even ordinary friends.

Leng Sha sighed, feeling irritated in his heart.He fumbled in his pocket, wanting to take out a pack of cigarettes; but he found nothing, because in order to make a good impression on Ye Yu, he had forced himself to quit smoking.

He glanced at Ye Yu coldly.

His age is much older than I imagined, and he even has many annoying little problems (such as stealing water, such as being stingy, and loves to take advantage of small things), but Leng Sha thinks that he just likes him, and he can't give birth to such a thing in his heart. Because of the negative emotion of "hate".

He was [-] to [-] percent sure about the cold kill, and he thought it was very likely that Ye Yu liked to carry handles as much as he did.But he was not completely sure, and he didn't dare to act rashly.

He sighed, worrying secretly: When will this cautious temptation end?

oh!Sell ​​cakes!I hope Ye Yu is also crooked...

Ye Yu was not idle when he was in a daze. He took out an ice cream from the insulated box, and a pack of original Copic from the pile of snacks.

He hooked his fingers towards little yoyo.

"Yoyo, come here. Dad will teach you how to eat potato chips~!"