Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Ye Yu felt that his forehead was crushed by the door, because he now had enough thoughts to be arrested and locked up in a mental hospital for three to five years - he thought he was a small mushroom.A round, small, pink-blue mushroom with a cap only the size of a thumb.

Well, it's not uncommon for a young man to have water in his head this year, and it's even more uncommon for a young man who regained consciousness after a gas explosion to have water in his head and hallucinations.So Ye Yu calmly twisted his thin mushroom stalk, and shook his round little mushroom canopy.

Ye Yu felt that his body had probably turned into a vegetative state during the explosion, and it was probably his neurotic soul that was active in the illusion.

He has been in this state for 3 days.

When the sun is at its hottest at noon, Ye Yu, who is in the shape of a small mushroom, will suddenly turn into a human form, and after ten minutes, he will turn back into a small mushroom head with a bang.The short transformation time is Ye Yu's biggest problem, but it's okay.There is a gray space in his mind. In the space, there is a large green lawn and a blue pond. There is a stone slab beside the pond. There are many cards on the slate. The world famous casual game "Plants vs. Zombies" is drawn on the cards. In the plant illustrated book, there is a gray bandaged "transformed potato" in the illustrated book.Using the Potato Transformation card, Ye Yu can transform into anyone anytime, anywhere. The time limit is 48 hours (hours), and the cooling time is 1 hour.

This morning, he stretched himself, greeted the half-dead tree uncle he was parasitizing as usual, then wriggled his tiny body and got out from the crack of the tree, turning into a human with a bang.

Due to a huge deviation in self-cognition, Ye Yu pretended to be a real mushroom and honestly nested under the old tree that was about to die for half a month.

Until one day, Ye Yu saw a helicopter flying over the top of the tree, and suddenly realized: All this may not be an illusion, but a reality! ! !

With this realization, Ye Yu instantly became excited as if he had been beaten with a bucket of chicken blood.

Ye Yu has a boyfriend.

The man's name was Xu Yuanfan, and he had been with Ye Yu for three years.

The relationship between the two of them cannot be said to be thick.

Xu Yuanfan was born crooked, and fell in love with Ye Yu on the first day he joined the company.He deliberately established a "friendship" with Ye Yu, and then spent almost half a year to wear down Ye Yu's vigilance, and finally used a few bottles of spirits to pin Ye Yu down on a big bed in a hotel.

Ye Yu doesn't like Xu Yuanfan, and of course he doesn't dislike him too much.

Afterwards, Xu Yuanfan apologized very sincerely, saying that he had lived alone for too long and had drunk too much that day, so he mistook Ye Yu for his first love.After that, it was a mess, and Ye Yu felt ashamed every time he thought about it.Probably because Xu Yuanfan's methods were too superb, Ye Yu agreed to Xu Yuanfan's cohabitation request in a daze.

And then, and then nothing.

Ye Yu gradually got used to Xu Yuanfan, and completely became Xu Yuanfan's captive.

It can be said that Ye Yu, a naturally straight little white sheep, was forcibly bent by Xu Yuanfan, a treacherous old wolf.

During the three years, Xu Yuanfan treated Ye Yu very well.

Little by little, Ye Yu was immersed in the feeling of being taken care of and needed by others, and gradually had the idea that "actually, it's not bad to spend a lifetime with Xu Yuanfan".

Unfortunately, Ye Yu's luck has never been very good.

Xu Yuanfan is not a law-abiding person, that person has no resistance to young and beautiful boys, and occasionally goes outside to play "wild food".Fortunately, he didn't do too much, Ye Yu turned a blind eye and pretended that he didn't find anything.

Later, Xu Yuanfan met a handsome guy named Chen Hang through a friend's introduction.The kid was still a college student, and he danced pole dance part-time at night, with a youthful and hot appearance, even Ye Yu felt a little hot when he saw it, not to mention Xu Yuanfan, an old man who couldn't move his legs when he saw a young and beautiful one!

After Xu Yuanfan and Chen Hang got acquainted, they quickly rolled together.

Chen Hang probably belonged to the kind of person who was naturally fiery. He and Xu Yuanfan, an old firewood, quickly burst out with extraordinary feelings after getting together.The two of them stuck together vigorously, to the point of being reckless!

Ye Yu endured it.

He thought that Xu Yuanfan's feelings for him were real, otherwise, how could the surname Xu respect and love him for three years and take care of him like a newlywed bride.

He thought that Xu Yuanfan was just fascinated by ghosts for a while, and was dazzled by Chen Hang's enthusiasm; it won't be long before the two people's enthusiasm recedes, and he will return to him.

He thought that Xu Yuanfan would return home one day, and carefully confessed his mistake to him.oh!That damned old man, a pervert, he must be made to kneel on the washboard when the time comes!

Ye Yu thought embarrassingly, um, yes, he has to go to the market another day and buy a washboard for later use!Thinking of this, Ye Yu's heart was suddenly filled with a wonderful feeling of excitement and sadness for some reason.

in case……

What if Xu Yuanfan won't come back and admit his mistake?

Ye Yu buried his head under the pillow, and thought viciously: If that shameless old man Xu Yuanfan really ran away with Chen Hang, then he should also make himself look better and go out to hook up with a young, handsome, gentle, considerate and loyal man The best mistress is back!

That person will go home with Ye Yu, wear Xu Yuanfan's slippers, use Xu Yuanfan's pillow, occupy Xu Yuanfan's special half of the wardrobe, ruin Xu Yuanfan's computer that is more important than his wife and mother, and hug Xu Yuanfan who keeps saying "favorite" People fall asleep.

Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮That bastard Xu Yuanfan is so mad!

but……

He will definitely come back, right?

After all, he...

However, before Xu Yuanfan could change his mind, Ye Yu carelessly left the gas off when cooking instant noodles at home, causing a tragedy.The gas exploded, and Ye Yu hung up in disgrace, and then fashionably "dressed" into a small mushroom.

Xu Yuanfan will probably get a high accident insurance compensation - because Ye Yu, an embarrassing bastard, filled in Xu Yuanfan's shameless name as the insurance beneficiary!

Xu Yuanfan probably felt that there was something hidden about this "accident", and then narcissistically thought that Ye Yu committed suicide by burning gas because he couldn't stand his betrayal.

Xu Yuanfan will probably use the high insurance money to decorate a brand new small home, and then use a big net of sweet words to keep that hot boy named Chen Hang in captivity.

Oh, what a happy life!

Ye Yu sadly found out that she was a fucking idiot.

How did that sentence come about?

Burn yourself and illuminate others.

Brother Rita!Ye Yu thought angrily: I am not the Holy Mother, the way I died before was simply too fucking aggrieved!

The more Ye Yu thought about it, the angrier he became. At this moment, he wished he could rush directly in front of Xu Yuanfan and Chen Hang's pair of dogs and give them a slap in the face.

With a "bang", Ye Yu suddenly turned into a glowing red "hot pepper" and fell to the ground.

On the card of Huobaojiao, a row of small explanatory texts gradually emerged: "When the anger value reaches the standard, it will be automatically activated, and the enemies in a straight line within the field of vision will be blown up. Since there are too many creatures in the attack coverage area, it is easy to accidentally injure, this function automatically activates Becomes manual activation mode. Duration 1hour."

what the hell! ! !

Ye Yu was lying on the wet ground of the tropical rainforest, wanting to cry without tears, her small body like a hot pepper that was dripping blood was particularly irritable...