The Mayan Snake God of Orcs

match?Isn't that to make a fool of yourself?

"Can I not participate?" Suai asked Kaya.

"No, Susu, I've registered for you to hold this palace, if you don't participate, I will be punished, and if you get that bonus, maybe it will be easier to find a way to return The way to get to land. I also want to help you. You have to have confidence in yourself, Susu, we all support you, and we boys from Kaka Village will go back to the game site to be your cheerleaders."

"Let me think about it."

Su Ai was very confused, how could he put Kaya, who wanted to help him, into a disadvantageous situation, but when he thought of the beauty contest held by the palace, he felt his scalp tingle.

Oh... how to do this?

"Dad, I think you can go and have a try." The baby snake came out of his sleeve and licked the back of his hand and said to him, "I also think that you are a very beautiful female, Daddy, you should go to the Show your charm on stage."

"Male, I am a male!" Su Ai emphasized again: "Do you remember? Xiao Sa, I am a male."

"But Daddy, if you're male, how was I born?"

Su Ai lowered her head in frustration. In this weird world, black and white are really reversed. No one believes that she is a male... oh... a man!

"Don't be like this, Dad, you have to be confident, I will always support you, Dad, you are the best!" The baby snake said to him: "Dad, think about it, if you win the beauty pageant, isn't it Funar If you become a celebrity, then not many people will help you realize your wish to return to land? This is the celebrity effect."

His little snake baby is really smart, he even understands the principle of celebrity effect, how old is he, and he has such extraordinary wisdom, Su Ai touched the little emerald head of baby snake baby, he will definitely become a big boy when he grows up Extraordinary...snakes!

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In the end, with the support of Kaya, his Kaka Village fan group and his snake baby Xiaosa, Suai still participated in the beauty contest held by Funar Palace.

At the beauty pageant, he saw many beautiful mermaids. Many of those mermaids have beautiful faces, some have golden fluffy curly hair, and some have attractive breasts. The female mermaids are all dressed up to come to this grand event. among.Seeing these beautiful mermaid ladies, Su Ai felt a lot of pressure. He felt that he seemed to be a spoiler no matter how he looked.

However, from Kakacun to the Funar Palace in the capital, the male mermaids all the way showed great interest in him.

As a beautiful female from the land, he still gets a lot of attention in this game.

Miss Sarah, the fifth mermaid in front of him, sang a song. Miss Sarah has round breasts, healthy brown skin, and long blond hair. She sang affectionately, but she didn't get much response. I heard the male mermaids in the audience say that her skin is not white enough, and her flippers are too big, they want to see mermaids with small feet.

Su Ai felt that their strange aesthetic concept was very similar to men's appreciation and love for the three-inch golden lotus in a period in ancient China.

"The next one is No. [-], that is, Susu from land who has received everyone's attention before the competition. He has very beautiful little feet, and also has a slender waist, long legs and a beautiful buttocks."

Su Ai felt that the competition host's introduction to him was really vulgar, and he had goosebumps all over the floor. When he walked to the front of the stage, he had already attracted the attention of the male mermaids in the audience.

"Small feet, so sexy."

"His butt is so small and upturned, it looks very fertile at first glance, he is really an excellent mating partner."

"His eyes are so beautiful, so big."

"His skin is very white and looks smooth, hey, it must feel great!"

Su Ai was almost overwhelmed by the hot eyes of the male mermaid in the audience,

What does it mean to be very productive?God, he really wants to hit the wall, or find a crack in the ground...

"The performance brought by the beautiful female Susu from the land is the 'qiaqiaqia' dance." The host said loudly: "Although I don't know what the 'qiaqiaqia' dance is, I believe it is very exciting. The moment of anticipation, well, let our band accompany him!"

The mermaid musician began to play the harp, and the cheerful rhythm left the stage floating on the bottom of the sea. Although Suai had rehearsed with the band before, Suai was still a little nervous, or he was a little uncomfortable looking at him with so many merman enthusiasm.

At that time, the competition organizer asked him to apply for a program. After much deliberation, he decided that he should just do a Latin dance. He happened to have studied Latin for a while before, and he really couldn't think of any other program.

When he danced Latin alone, he found that the effect of the performance was very good, New York step, fixed-point turn, broken step, because he had no partner, he could only dance the dances he had learned before, but he When I found out that I was dancing Latin, the atmosphere in the audience was almost boiling.

"It's so sexy!" All the male mermaids in the audience showed their 'appreciation' to him.

"It's so tempting, did you see? The way his ass twists and turns is so tempting."

"How slender his waist is, as smooth as a water snake..."

"Wow...he looks so good. After the game is over, I will confess my love to him."

"I want to pursue him. If I can become his mating partner, that would be the best thing!"

"Susu, I love you!" The male mermaid in the audience shouted frantically.

"I love you! Susu, you are our idol!"

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16. City of the Deep Sea 4...

With the support of many male mermaid fans, Su Ai advanced to the top three of the beauty pageant, but the opponents became stronger as he went on. The other two who advanced to the top three with him, one has blond hair and fair skin Miss Bova with skin and big eyes, the only defect of Miss Bova is that her flippers are a bit big, while the other Miss Laura has curly black hair, pink face, and a sweet singing voice.

Each of the three of them has their own fan base of supporters, and each has diehard supporters who support them to the end.

"Our Susu is the most perfect, he is the most perfect mating partner in the minds of all our male mermaids." His fan group made a slogan.

"That... can I ask." Suai asked Kaya during the preparation of the show: "How do mermaids mate?"

Kaya blushed unexpectedly: "You will know this soon, you have so many suitors."

Oh, oh, this is really a headache!

"How much bonus are there for the top three?" Su Ai asked.

"Ten thousand lire!"

"How much is a lire?"

"How do you explain this? One lire can buy one pearl, and two shells..."

But these have no concept.

"Ten lire can buy a pot of shrimp, which is enough for our family to eat for a whole day."

Speaking of what to eat, Su Ai finally has some ideas. He has been eating the [-] lire for a year. Oh, he has become a rich man!

"I heard that the most important award is the mysterious award won by the No.1 winner. I really don't know what it is." Kaya said, "In any case, you are the pride of our Kaka Village."

"I don't think I need to continue in the competition. I have already won the prize money and the name has been announced. The beautiful mermaid beauty contest should be won by the beautiful mermaid lady, not me who is from the land." Su Ai began to retreat.

"So how can it be, Susu, we all support you to the end, and we have so many mermaids who believe that you deserve the final prize, you are the most attractive female, if you quit the competition now, everyone will be disappointed Yes, do you have the heart to let us down when I support you so much?"

"Okay, okay, there's only one last match, and I won't let you down."

While Sue was backstage, she started hearing Beauva and Laura talking about the special guests from the last game.

"I heard that His Royal Highness Prince Warren Hill came back to watch the final match today." He heard Laura say.

Are the royals coming to watch the game too?Although it was an exhibition match held on a stage outside the palace, no members of the royal family had been seen in these rounds of the match, and only some commoners and nobles were watching.

But it makes sense for the final game to look like royals watching the final title fight.

"Oh my God, I'm so excited!" Bova held her heart and said, "His Royal Highness Prince Warren Hill is so handsome! He has been my dream lover since I was sensible. My dream since I was a child is to grow up to be able to As his concubine, I really hope that I can perform better in front of him today, so that I can leave a good impression on the heart of His Royal Highness. The time of my dream is finally approaching!"

"Warren Hill is the dream lover of all our female mermaids. He is so perfect! He is so handsome, so elegant, and he is also proficient in music. I am looking forward to meeting him."

"Now I'm announcing the official start of the championship competition. First of all, I would like to invite our special guest tonight, that is..." When the host's finger passed by, all the mermaid's eyes focused on the guest stage