[HP] When a son dresses up as an old man

James wanted very much to carry out his mission of avoiding Snape, not to upset Snape.But he really couldn't stand it anymore, the point was that he was also to blame for this matter, and he said reconciliation words to Snape in public without thinking about the consequences.He was the leader of Griffindor, and suddenly he said something to reconcile with a Slytherin, didn't it make people misunderstand that Snape was a traitor!Besides, Snape was already awkward in Slytherin, and now it was even harder to be human.Especially Lestrange's gang, they thought that Snape had defected to Potter, so they bullied Snape whenever they got the chance, which made James want to flip the table.

A tortoise is still a tortoise without its vest, and a Griffindor wears a Griffindor, no matter how many times he wears it, he is still a Griffindor.From some point of view, it is true that James changed his core for nothing, but the 'core' he changed is still a young and passionate lion in his 20s. Hogwarts students are very happy recently, because there are more and more topics to discuss after dinner, and they are getting more and more exciting. The hot topic that everyone pays attention to recently is: the century war between James and Lestrange, yes, they finally It's decided to duel, so keep your voice down so the professors can't hear you. James issued a letter of challenge to Lestrange, agreeing to a duel at midnight, winner and loser, whoever wins will get a special right... that is the ownership of Severus Snape...

That's right, everyone's ears were fine, and it was indeed Severus Snape's ownership.I have heard many stories about heroes fighting for beauties, but it is unprecedented for heroes to fight for a man with a greasy head and a big nose.Because of this incident, Snape, who had always had no sense of existence, jumped into the focus of everyone's attention overnight. Those strange looking eyes lingered on Snape 24 hours a day. People wanted to see from this man Points that are all about the country and the city can trigger the charm of heroes fighting each other.But in the end there was no result. No matter how you look at it, he is just a greasy head with a big nose and crooked teeth.

Snape has never interacted with people, and he doesn't have any friends who can talk to other than Lily, so he doesn't know anything about the gossip that these students are discussing, but he instinctively wonders why everyone is watching he?This made Snape feel very awkward.Think about it, when you are in class, when you are eating, when you are walking, or even when you are going to the bathroom, there are a bunch of people peeking beside you, gesticulating and pointing at the same time No matter who is talking about it, it will be unbearable.

"Lily, do I really look so... weird?" It was the first time Snape had asked Lily such a question.

"Why do you say that?" Lily laughed, which was actually quite strange, but she didn't really care, because Severus was her friend, and people couldn't be judged by appearance alone.

"Everyone is very abnormal lately." Snape frowned, and there was a line between his eyebrows that was not so obvious now.

"They are peeking at me every day, which makes me very uncomfortable." Snape hated that kind of visiting stares, because those people's eyes were more or less full of contempt and surprise, he was really so bad At this point, has people come to watch as a monster?

Lily realized instantly when she heard the words, it must be because of that incident... Poor Severus, it looks like he doesn't know anything yet.

"Severus, it's not because you're weird." Lily sighed.

"That's why?" Snape really couldn't think of any reason other than this reason, he wasn't a James Potter star, everyone looked at what he was doing!

"Before you say this, I think you have to take a deep breath and prepare yourself." Lily knew Snape's personality, and Snape would go crazy when he knew the truth.

Snape looked at Lily in surprise.

"I'm already mentally prepared." Snape felt that the current situation was already very bad, and it couldn't get any worse. There must be a limit to bad luck.

"Okay." Lily stood her ground very solemnly, turned to face Snape, very serious and united, and said...

"James and Lestrange are going to duel."

"That's great!" It's best to lose both sides!

"The point is, their trophies... are owned by Severus Snape."

"That's better...Severus...Snape!" Snape paused, still a little dazed in his head.

"Say, which Severus Snape?" Snape's expression twisted.

"You are the only one named Severus Snape in school." Lily couldn't help gloating, but she didn't expect that James was not joking when he said that he wanted to reconcile with Snape, and he even ran to challenge Lestrange because of this, haha!It's funny to think about it.

"You mean? My property is their trophy?" Every muscle in Snape's face was twitching.

"That's right." Lily nodded, seeing Snape's expression at the moment, she plugged her ears very calmly, and said silently: 1, 2, 3, Action!

"damn it!"

The roar that resounded through the sky startled all panting creatures in Hogwarts, Albus stuffed sugar up his nostrils, Slughorn added wormwood to bitter wormwood, the cauldron exploded, Lestrange stumbled in confusion Looking around... James sneezed, well, who was missing him?

"I must kill him, I must kill him!" Snape rushed towards the Griffindor lounge angrily, Lily chased after him helplessly.

"Severus, calm down." Lily tried to dissuade him weakly. If the object was her, she would definitely be very angry.Without any notice, and without asking her opinion, he took people as spoils of war privately, and it was no wonder that Severus was so angry.

"Potter the bloody abominable stupid unbearable megalomaniac! When will it be his turn to make his own decisions about my ownership! I belong to myself!" Snape was moving like a gust of wind, drawing Everyone in the corridor stared at him.

James had just returned from training on the Quidditch pitch, still wearing his uniform, holding a broomstick in his hand, chatting and laughing with his teammates.

"James Potter!"

Hearing the voice, James turned around in surprise, it was the professor.

But seeing Snape rushing over menacingly, he drew out his wand and pointed it at James without saying a word.

"I'm going to duel you!" Snape yelled, panting.

James didn't know where to start, and was stunned.At this moment, everyone has gathered around, took out Bibi's multi-flavored beans, Honeydukes candy, and actively occupied the best position to watch the show.

"Severus, have I made you angry again?" James felt that the professor would not trouble him for no reason. In fact, it was too late for the professor to hide from him. He must have done something wrong to make the professor unhappy.

"Stop talking nonsense! Get out your wand, I'm going to duel you!" Snape couldn't take it anymore, he was actually furious that he was laughed at by so many people because of Potter's ridiculous letter to Lestrange challenge book.

"I..." James murmured as he stood there helplessly.

"I will not duel with you..."

At this time, someone next to him started booing.

"Oops! James, you don't want to come into my bedroom today!"

"Oh, Severus, do you want me to sleep in the toilet!"

Hearing those people's arguments, Snape felt all the blood rushing to his head in an instant, waving his wand.

"Fuchsia!"

With a whimper, James was hoisted into the air with his head down.

"You fight back!" Snape lost control.

Seeing that something was wrong, Lily ran over and grabbed Snape.

"Severus, stop!" Lily ordered sternly, standing in front of Snape.

In an instant, the roles were reversed, James blinked and watched all this, yes, so familiar, but the person who was hung was replaced by himself.

"Lily, get out of the way, today he will die or I will die!"

"Severus, if you don't let James go, I'll tell the professor!" Lily thinks it's bad to use magic spells on others at will, no matter whether it's James or Severus who did it, she's just innocent. I think this kind of behavior is not worth advocating.

"Lily! Do you have to help him today!" Snape was even more annoyed to see Lily scolding him for James.

"It's not a question of who to help, but your behavior itself is wrong! Have you become cruel because you have been with those people for a long time!"

James was in a hurry, seeing that the two were about to quarrel, James began to sweat coldly, no way!The tragedy must not be allowed to repeat itself!He has to do something!

"Lily Evens, the devil wants you to meddle in your own business! You, this...a woman with messy hair and a shriveled figure!" James shouted while struggling in mid-air, his face turned into a pig because of being hanged upside down liver color.

Snape turned his attention back to James, Merlin, is James crazy?How dare he criticize Lily's figure! Lily also looked at James full of surprise.

"What are you talking about!" What Lily hates the most is when others comment on her figure casually. She is only a little thinner, which is called skinny beauty, not shriveled!

"That's right! That's right, you... You're not in good shape, and you keep a straight face all day long, as if others owe you hundreds of thousands of Galleons! I, I, I hate you!" James felt that it was too difficult, He was so rude to his mother, but it wasn't his intention, he just wanted to stop Snape and Lily from arguing any further, he really couldn't say that kind of thing about Mudblood, so he could only criticize Lily's appearance.

"Do you think I like you!" Lily's temper also came up.

"Potter with eyes on the nostrils, do you think you are handsome? Hair is like a chicken coop! If I were you, I should invent a plastic surgery spell!" Lily blushed and lashed out at James fry.

"Severus, just let him hang like this, let's go!" Lily pulled up Snape who was stunned, and left without looking back, leaving James hanging pitifully in mid-air.