[Master Tutor] Sir, please stay!
Chapter 87 Lectures
It wasn't until Wu Jing went that he found out that the lecture Xue Yu had arranged...was actually in a university!
This way will really not harm the three views of these new generations... Come on, who are you kidding, those who are educated in this way are not worth much harm, and those who are really useful cannot be frightened by a ten-year-old child.
Wu Ran wanted to see little Wu Yu very much, but he had no choice but to give up because of the people waiting to hold him back.
Reborn... just being stared at by the super difficult little loli.Because when he learned that the lecture would be four days later, he proposed to go there in four days, and then he got a sentence from the other party: "Is there anything more important than me?"
Although he didn't want to admit it, he was really overwhelmed by this question.
After returning home, after all, there are a lot of things to do at home, and Wu Jing has a lot to do. Although he wants to take little Wu Yu with him all the time, he can't help but be more interested in Reborn.Wu Jing finally compromised after struggling in her heart for a long time.
So in the past four days, little Wu Yu devoted all her curiosity to Reborn.Because she found that the growth rate of the other party seemed to be too fast. He was only fifteen or sixteen years old, but after four days, he looked to be around twenty.
Little Wu Yu looked at him with bright eyes, walked around him and nodded with satisfaction: "I knew I wouldn't find someone younger than me."
Reborn leaned against the wall, looking at the little girl who was only 1.2 meters tall in front of him, and wanted to report his real age, to see what expression this little girl would have.
"Hey, squat down for a while." Little Wu Yu tugged at the other party's sleeve, signaling that he had something to say in a whisper.
Reborn raised his eyebrows, hesitated for a moment or complied.
Little Wu Yu wrapped his arms around his neck, leaned his head over and quickly kissed him on the lips.
Reborn, who didn't expect to be frivolous by a ten-year-old girl, was really taken aback, looking at little Lolita with subtle eyes.Even if the other party is his woman ten years later... it is really impossible for him to do so now.
Little Wu Yu didn't care about the mood of the other party, and blinked with a smile: "A gift for you, you seem to be very irritable these days, don't worry, I will be back soon after ten years."
Reborn was silent for a while, sighed softly, seeing that the other party's arms around his neck did not intend to let go, he simply hugged her: "Is this a gift?"
"Yeah, it's still my first kiss." Little Wu Yu looked regretful after finishing speaking, and glanced at him with an expression of "you took advantage", "You made it."
"..." Reborn nodded expressionlessly, with a steady tone, "Well, I earned it."
"What's that expression on your face?" Little Wu Yu was dissatisfied, and thumped his shoulder, "If you don't like my gift, you can return it to me."
Ten years later, the point of making progress has not changed... Reborn rubbed the other person's head, and decisively changed the subject: "Is it okay for you to be alone in tomorrow's lecture?"
"Well, I think that even though I haven't learned much, it's not a problem to fool those people who haven't had much experience with this area." Little Wu Yu paused, then reached out and touched Reborn's face curiously, "Hey, Although I know it seems impolite to ask your age abroad, but we have an unusual relationship so I can ask, right? How old are you?"
Reborn glanced at her, and said with a half-smile: "More than 50, what's the matter?"
Little Wu Yu froze, frowned and observed the other party for a while, and found that the other party seemed to be serious, and asked with a worried face: "Then will you marry me?"
There was nothing normal in this person's head when he was ten years old... Reborn nodded slowly under the other's nervous gaze.
"Then it should be fine." Little Wu Yu breathed a sigh of relief, smiled brightly, then thought of something, and put on a worried expression again, "But you must live longer."
Reborn: "..." He began to consider the feasibility of throwing the unlucky child in his arms.
In this way, under the circumstances that Wu Jing deliberately indulged, Wu Ran couldn't get involved, Reborn didn't plan to take care of it, and the others didn't know anything, the ten-year-old little Lolita appeared on the lecture four days later and finished her speech in a serious manner. After the introduction, he started the lecture slowly, which frightened a group of students and teachers who came here admiringly.
Ye Xiaojing was also one of them.After rubbing his eyes and realizing that he read correctly, he silently sent a message to his sister.There is no way, he feels that his brain is not enough, and he needs to consult foreign aid with more brains.
Little Wu Yu was the calmest of them all. She went up and adjusted the microphone to a suitable position before she started speaking.And the opening remarks are very special.
"I'm Wu Yu, and I'm very glad to be able to give you a lecture today. Although it seems inappropriate for me to sit here at the tender age of ten years old, considering your knowledge of metaphysics, I think I am enough to be your teacher. So please Take back that stunned and unbelievably stupid look, and if you have any objections to what I said, you can raise it." Xiao Wuyu paused after finishing speaking, glanced at everyone, and said lightly, "But it's too stupid I don’t bother to answer questions, I think about it myself.”
This time, everyone in the audience changed their expression from "=口=" to "=_=".
If these words were spoken by an adult, it would definitely cause most of the dissatisfaction, but from such a ten-year-old girl who is super cute, has a serious face, and has a soft voice... everyone is in the heart Silently cute, people who originally thought it was a farce and planned to leave also sat down and listened with the mood of watching a good show.
But... After 10 minutes of listening to the lecture, everyone went from watching a play to taking notes seriously.Although Emma was very unwilling, she seemed to speak well!Have the children now become so mature! ?
Little Wu Yu only talked for about an hour, all about some basic knowledge of physiognomy and Feng Shui. After she finished speaking, she felt thirsty, so she picked up the bottle on the table and twisted it...but she didn't unscrew it. His face became serious.
The students sitting in the first row immediately offered to help, but she politely declined. When everyone thought she was trying her best not to rely on others, she looked into the corner very aggrieved and shouted: "Reborn!" It was almost For a moment, everyone looked behind, and then saw someone stepping forward to unscrew the lid for her.
Everyone in the audience started whispering in an instant.
"Who is that? He looks so handsome..."
"Are you here with Little Lolita? Relatives?"
"Wait a minute and ask..."
Little Wu Yu also noticed, she slapped the table very seriously, and then said loudly: "This person belongs to me ten years later, don't you guys think about it!"
There was a moment of silence in the audience, and a louder discussion began.
Little Wu Yu didn't care about it this time, she took Reborn's hand and started the next session calmly: "There will be half an hour of question and answer time, because I am too young to give lectures for so long, please Forgive me, everyone. But I will not help you with fortune-telling, and the price of this lecture is not worth the price. I will not answer personal questions, that is personal*."
At first, there was a bit of silence, but Ye Xiaojing felt that she was an acquaintance and should help out, so she raised her hand and stood up, and asked a question: "That, that... Xiaoyu...ah no, Master Yu, you are interested in your pursuit of spiritual satisfaction and What about the trade-offs in the pursuit of material affluence?"
Little Wu Yu tilted his head and looked puzzled: "Why should the pursuit of spiritual satisfaction be opposed to the pursuit of material affluence? You are unhappy because your realm is not high, and your material life is poor because you are not capable. These are completely different things. .And the spiritual pursuit should be a natural response after the material pursuit is satisfied, not a placebo to seek after the frustration of reality.”
Ye Xiaojing who was knocked down: "..." Was this kid talking so viciously ten years ago! ?
But thanks to Ye Xiaojing, now everyone else has found a breakthrough to ask questions, and all kinds of strange questions have come out.
"Master! I want to take the postgraduate entrance examination but I can't complete all my daily plans once. How can I overcome my laziness?"
"You need a ten-year-old kid to teach you this kind of thing?" Little Wu Yu squinted, his disdain clearly evident.
"And don't blame laziness at any time. Laziness can be overcome. Sometimes it's just that people's brains are weak, and they can't endure high-intensity thinking for a long time to figure out too complicated things and process too much information. Little Wu Yu shook his head and sighed, "As long as it's a stone, it won't shine anywhere."
What a venomous tongue——!This is the inner thought of everyone present.
"Master! Please enlighten me! How do you see social injustice with such a unique perspective at the age of ten?"
"Everyone who complains about social injustice and the system translates only one sentence: Please give me money, women and social status." Xiao Wuyu's voice was still soft, but his words were merciless, "The weak are like this. There is too much helplessness in life, and I am unable to change it. Don’t think that you are great if you understand a little bit of so-called democracy. Any social system has shortcomings, and nothing is absolutely fair. Instead of complaining about a society that cannot be changed, it is better to think How to change your incompetent self. People who are always complaining about themselves will never accomplish anything."
"...Master, you have seen blood for a while, please speak slowly, these big brothers and sisters are not able to bear it..."
"Did I say it too harshly?" Little Wu Yu turned to look at the person he was holding with a puzzled expression. Reborn rubbed her head, and replied calmly: "It's okay, you can be more ruthless."
So Xiao Wu Yu was satisfied, and the audience in the audience looked very nice.
The following topics will be various, but the time is coming soon. Just as Xiao Wu Yu was about to make a summary and leave, suddenly the lights went out, and the entire lecture hall was plunged into darkness. When everyone panicked, they heard a male voice on the radio.
[Everyone, please don’t panic, this power outage is man-made, I just want everyone to be a witness to me.Ahem...Xiaoyu, I'm sorry to call you here in the name of a lecture, but I actually want to talk to you.Although it is not very easy to speak, and you will most likely refuse... But I still want to say, Xiaoyu, please marry me!Please stay in the hall and don't go!I am coming over now!Although you may not be clear, I have a marriage contract here! 】
Reborn frowned when he heard the last thing, and a murderous look flashed across his eyes, but before he could make a move, the little Wu Yu grabbed his arm.Little Lolita was very frightened: "Someone actually proposed to a ten-year-old child... Did I encounter a pervert? Could it be that I was targeted because I performed too well just now? Reborn, you will protect me, right?"
Reborn: "...well, yes."
After he finished speaking, he realized that there seemed to be something wrong with the other party. He reached out and wrapped his arms around her waist, confirming his guess a bit: "A Yu?"
"Huh?" The other party leaned over in the dark, with joy in his voice, "Reborn!"
Then, the electricity came from the hall, and everyone was a little dizzy by the sudden light. They looked at the podium again, and they were all stunned.etc!What about that little loli!Who is this beauty who is somewhat similar to the little loli!Hey, that handsome foreign guy, let go of that cheongsam beauty and let me come!
Not to mention, an excited voice stood out in the silence: "Master Yu!"
Wu Yu was stunned for a moment, looked at the source of the sound, looked at the teary-eyed person who ran to the podium, touched his chin and asked inadvertently, "Eric?"
"It's me, it's me!" The other party nodded repeatedly.
The students who knew him in the audience looked at the middle-aged man with glasses almost with blood on his face.etc!Professor Li, are you acting cute? !And when did you call Eric? Isn't your name Li Qi?
That's not counting, there was only a "bang--", the door of the hall opened, and a man holding a large bouquet of roses stood there panting.Everyone gasped when he raised his head.My goodness, what a handsome boy!
Reminiscent of the phone call when the power was cut off before, everyone was... stunned.
Ye Xiaojing murmured what everyone was thinking: "What an annual drama..."
The author has something to say: [【! 2333 I always feel a little sad, it's really coming to an end...the countdown is over, so don't dive for me!
This way will really not harm the three views of these new generations... Come on, who are you kidding, those who are educated in this way are not worth much harm, and those who are really useful cannot be frightened by a ten-year-old child.
Wu Ran wanted to see little Wu Yu very much, but he had no choice but to give up because of the people waiting to hold him back.
Reborn... just being stared at by the super difficult little loli.Because when he learned that the lecture would be four days later, he proposed to go there in four days, and then he got a sentence from the other party: "Is there anything more important than me?"
Although he didn't want to admit it, he was really overwhelmed by this question.
After returning home, after all, there are a lot of things to do at home, and Wu Jing has a lot to do. Although he wants to take little Wu Yu with him all the time, he can't help but be more interested in Reborn.Wu Jing finally compromised after struggling in her heart for a long time.
So in the past four days, little Wu Yu devoted all her curiosity to Reborn.Because she found that the growth rate of the other party seemed to be too fast. He was only fifteen or sixteen years old, but after four days, he looked to be around twenty.
Little Wu Yu looked at him with bright eyes, walked around him and nodded with satisfaction: "I knew I wouldn't find someone younger than me."
Reborn leaned against the wall, looking at the little girl who was only 1.2 meters tall in front of him, and wanted to report his real age, to see what expression this little girl would have.
"Hey, squat down for a while." Little Wu Yu tugged at the other party's sleeve, signaling that he had something to say in a whisper.
Reborn raised his eyebrows, hesitated for a moment or complied.
Little Wu Yu wrapped his arms around his neck, leaned his head over and quickly kissed him on the lips.
Reborn, who didn't expect to be frivolous by a ten-year-old girl, was really taken aback, looking at little Lolita with subtle eyes.Even if the other party is his woman ten years later... it is really impossible for him to do so now.
Little Wu Yu didn't care about the mood of the other party, and blinked with a smile: "A gift for you, you seem to be very irritable these days, don't worry, I will be back soon after ten years."
Reborn was silent for a while, sighed softly, seeing that the other party's arms around his neck did not intend to let go, he simply hugged her: "Is this a gift?"
"Yeah, it's still my first kiss." Little Wu Yu looked regretful after finishing speaking, and glanced at him with an expression of "you took advantage", "You made it."
"..." Reborn nodded expressionlessly, with a steady tone, "Well, I earned it."
"What's that expression on your face?" Little Wu Yu was dissatisfied, and thumped his shoulder, "If you don't like my gift, you can return it to me."
Ten years later, the point of making progress has not changed... Reborn rubbed the other person's head, and decisively changed the subject: "Is it okay for you to be alone in tomorrow's lecture?"
"Well, I think that even though I haven't learned much, it's not a problem to fool those people who haven't had much experience with this area." Little Wu Yu paused, then reached out and touched Reborn's face curiously, "Hey, Although I know it seems impolite to ask your age abroad, but we have an unusual relationship so I can ask, right? How old are you?"
Reborn glanced at her, and said with a half-smile: "More than 50, what's the matter?"
Little Wu Yu froze, frowned and observed the other party for a while, and found that the other party seemed to be serious, and asked with a worried face: "Then will you marry me?"
There was nothing normal in this person's head when he was ten years old... Reborn nodded slowly under the other's nervous gaze.
"Then it should be fine." Little Wu Yu breathed a sigh of relief, smiled brightly, then thought of something, and put on a worried expression again, "But you must live longer."
Reborn: "..." He began to consider the feasibility of throwing the unlucky child in his arms.
In this way, under the circumstances that Wu Jing deliberately indulged, Wu Ran couldn't get involved, Reborn didn't plan to take care of it, and the others didn't know anything, the ten-year-old little Lolita appeared on the lecture four days later and finished her speech in a serious manner. After the introduction, he started the lecture slowly, which frightened a group of students and teachers who came here admiringly.
Ye Xiaojing was also one of them.After rubbing his eyes and realizing that he read correctly, he silently sent a message to his sister.There is no way, he feels that his brain is not enough, and he needs to consult foreign aid with more brains.
Little Wu Yu was the calmest of them all. She went up and adjusted the microphone to a suitable position before she started speaking.And the opening remarks are very special.
"I'm Wu Yu, and I'm very glad to be able to give you a lecture today. Although it seems inappropriate for me to sit here at the tender age of ten years old, considering your knowledge of metaphysics, I think I am enough to be your teacher. So please Take back that stunned and unbelievably stupid look, and if you have any objections to what I said, you can raise it." Xiao Wuyu paused after finishing speaking, glanced at everyone, and said lightly, "But it's too stupid I don’t bother to answer questions, I think about it myself.”
This time, everyone in the audience changed their expression from "=口=" to "=_=".
If these words were spoken by an adult, it would definitely cause most of the dissatisfaction, but from such a ten-year-old girl who is super cute, has a serious face, and has a soft voice... everyone is in the heart Silently cute, people who originally thought it was a farce and planned to leave also sat down and listened with the mood of watching a good show.
But... After 10 minutes of listening to the lecture, everyone went from watching a play to taking notes seriously.Although Emma was very unwilling, she seemed to speak well!Have the children now become so mature! ?
Little Wu Yu only talked for about an hour, all about some basic knowledge of physiognomy and Feng Shui. After she finished speaking, she felt thirsty, so she picked up the bottle on the table and twisted it...but she didn't unscrew it. His face became serious.
The students sitting in the first row immediately offered to help, but she politely declined. When everyone thought she was trying her best not to rely on others, she looked into the corner very aggrieved and shouted: "Reborn!" It was almost For a moment, everyone looked behind, and then saw someone stepping forward to unscrew the lid for her.
Everyone in the audience started whispering in an instant.
"Who is that? He looks so handsome..."
"Are you here with Little Lolita? Relatives?"
"Wait a minute and ask..."
Little Wu Yu also noticed, she slapped the table very seriously, and then said loudly: "This person belongs to me ten years later, don't you guys think about it!"
There was a moment of silence in the audience, and a louder discussion began.
Little Wu Yu didn't care about it this time, she took Reborn's hand and started the next session calmly: "There will be half an hour of question and answer time, because I am too young to give lectures for so long, please Forgive me, everyone. But I will not help you with fortune-telling, and the price of this lecture is not worth the price. I will not answer personal questions, that is personal*."
At first, there was a bit of silence, but Ye Xiaojing felt that she was an acquaintance and should help out, so she raised her hand and stood up, and asked a question: "That, that... Xiaoyu...ah no, Master Yu, you are interested in your pursuit of spiritual satisfaction and What about the trade-offs in the pursuit of material affluence?"
Little Wu Yu tilted his head and looked puzzled: "Why should the pursuit of spiritual satisfaction be opposed to the pursuit of material affluence? You are unhappy because your realm is not high, and your material life is poor because you are not capable. These are completely different things. .And the spiritual pursuit should be a natural response after the material pursuit is satisfied, not a placebo to seek after the frustration of reality.”
Ye Xiaojing who was knocked down: "..." Was this kid talking so viciously ten years ago! ?
But thanks to Ye Xiaojing, now everyone else has found a breakthrough to ask questions, and all kinds of strange questions have come out.
"Master! I want to take the postgraduate entrance examination but I can't complete all my daily plans once. How can I overcome my laziness?"
"You need a ten-year-old kid to teach you this kind of thing?" Little Wu Yu squinted, his disdain clearly evident.
"And don't blame laziness at any time. Laziness can be overcome. Sometimes it's just that people's brains are weak, and they can't endure high-intensity thinking for a long time to figure out too complicated things and process too much information. Little Wu Yu shook his head and sighed, "As long as it's a stone, it won't shine anywhere."
What a venomous tongue——!This is the inner thought of everyone present.
"Master! Please enlighten me! How do you see social injustice with such a unique perspective at the age of ten?"
"Everyone who complains about social injustice and the system translates only one sentence: Please give me money, women and social status." Xiao Wuyu's voice was still soft, but his words were merciless, "The weak are like this. There is too much helplessness in life, and I am unable to change it. Don’t think that you are great if you understand a little bit of so-called democracy. Any social system has shortcomings, and nothing is absolutely fair. Instead of complaining about a society that cannot be changed, it is better to think How to change your incompetent self. People who are always complaining about themselves will never accomplish anything."
"...Master, you have seen blood for a while, please speak slowly, these big brothers and sisters are not able to bear it..."
"Did I say it too harshly?" Little Wu Yu turned to look at the person he was holding with a puzzled expression. Reborn rubbed her head, and replied calmly: "It's okay, you can be more ruthless."
So Xiao Wu Yu was satisfied, and the audience in the audience looked very nice.
The following topics will be various, but the time is coming soon. Just as Xiao Wu Yu was about to make a summary and leave, suddenly the lights went out, and the entire lecture hall was plunged into darkness. When everyone panicked, they heard a male voice on the radio.
[Everyone, please don’t panic, this power outage is man-made, I just want everyone to be a witness to me.Ahem...Xiaoyu, I'm sorry to call you here in the name of a lecture, but I actually want to talk to you.Although it is not very easy to speak, and you will most likely refuse... But I still want to say, Xiaoyu, please marry me!Please stay in the hall and don't go!I am coming over now!Although you may not be clear, I have a marriage contract here! 】
Reborn frowned when he heard the last thing, and a murderous look flashed across his eyes, but before he could make a move, the little Wu Yu grabbed his arm.Little Lolita was very frightened: "Someone actually proposed to a ten-year-old child... Did I encounter a pervert? Could it be that I was targeted because I performed too well just now? Reborn, you will protect me, right?"
Reborn: "...well, yes."
After he finished speaking, he realized that there seemed to be something wrong with the other party. He reached out and wrapped his arms around her waist, confirming his guess a bit: "A Yu?"
"Huh?" The other party leaned over in the dark, with joy in his voice, "Reborn!"
Then, the electricity came from the hall, and everyone was a little dizzy by the sudden light. They looked at the podium again, and they were all stunned.etc!What about that little loli!Who is this beauty who is somewhat similar to the little loli!Hey, that handsome foreign guy, let go of that cheongsam beauty and let me come!
Not to mention, an excited voice stood out in the silence: "Master Yu!"
Wu Yu was stunned for a moment, looked at the source of the sound, looked at the teary-eyed person who ran to the podium, touched his chin and asked inadvertently, "Eric?"
"It's me, it's me!" The other party nodded repeatedly.
The students who knew him in the audience looked at the middle-aged man with glasses almost with blood on his face.etc!Professor Li, are you acting cute? !And when did you call Eric? Isn't your name Li Qi?
That's not counting, there was only a "bang--", the door of the hall opened, and a man holding a large bouquet of roses stood there panting.Everyone gasped when he raised his head.My goodness, what a handsome boy!
Reminiscent of the phone call when the power was cut off before, everyone was... stunned.
Ye Xiaojing murmured what everyone was thinking: "What an annual drama..."
The author has something to say: [【! 2333 I always feel a little sad, it's really coming to an end...the countdown is over, so don't dive for me!
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