A Bouquet for Rocky [Comprehensive British and American]

"I think you must have let yourself go when you told me your real name."

Eve complained while trying to rub her face with a towel: "The god of evil plays is worthy of his name."

Loki cut the fried eggs on the plate with a happy expression: "I thought you would be more vigilant when you knew my name."

"Generally speaking, no one would want to draw turtles and backgammon on other people's faces! Are you three years old this year!"

Eve covered her face, always feeling that Mr. Caster's mood has been particularly high recently. It's a good thing to be happy, but it's a bit...

"Of course it's impossible. The age of a god you know is completely different from that of you humans."

Loki sliced ​​the fried egg triumphantly: "If you kneel down and beg me, maybe I will promise to help you clean up the graffiti on your face, or you are destined to go out to meet people with this face today."

It's determined, no matter how old this guy is in real life, his mental age is definitely only three years old.

Eve sighed in her heart. The presence of Sfin and Flatt in the El-Mello classroom was enough to challenge her endurance. I didn't expect that it would still be like this in New York... I was able to summon Caster because of her Have a relationship with bear kids.

——Or maybe it was simply because of my bad luck.At the ceremony of peeling off the command spell, Mujik said with an indescribable expression that his servant Siegfried once left a treasure called "Rhine's Gold" during his lifetime, and they are now called love. Owned by the family of magicians in Inzbern.

"They have the curse of the spirits of the Rhine."

Mujik said: "Any item made with it will bring bad luck at the level of causality to the user. There may be reasons why the previous Holy Grail Wars went so strangely."

...Probably just bad luck.

The magician frowned and walked a few steps in Loki's direction, with a serious expression on his face that made Loki feel a little uncomfortable: "Hey, I mean, you don't need to kneel down, as long as you sincerely beg me. , I can't think of a way to help you remove these graffiti..."

Damn it, she's not Saul!What is there to feel guilty about facing an artificial human with no power to restrain a chicken!With a confusion magic, she will completely forget everything that happened today. As long as this guy doesn't use command spells to solve the problem, there is nothing terrible at all!

Eve stood on tiptoe and kissed the side of the other person's face.

Sure enough, if there is no good morning kiss, there will be problems. Frieda does not deceive me. The one who knows a child best is his mother.At that time, in the dream, Eve wondered why a thousand-year-old person would "want to play pranks everywhere because he didn't have a good morning kiss when he was out on a long trip", which is very wrong, but now it seems that Frigg's prediction is not too accurate.

After all, how could Eros talk nonsense about such a thing.

After wiping his face with the enhanced towel, the magician satisifiedly threw the empty bowl into the dishwasher, as if nothing had happened.

Loki: "..."

The god of trickery is caught up in mixed emotions: So, this is really an android post, right? !

The person who designed this operation must be a pervert!Maybe it's that El-Melloi II who got involved, a decent guy, there must be some ulterior motive hidden behind his kidney-deficit face, otherwise who would pick up an artificial human as a student if he has nothing to do!Or some other producer of Einzbern, but after 2000 years, the human magician probably couldn't even find his grave!But all in all, the person who did this kind of thing must be a pervert and didn't run away!

Loki looked at Eve with a complicated face: Is it too late to start modifying the underlying design of the artificial human?After all, this guy has been crawling out of the petri dish for many years!Maybe even if the head is modified, the body habits have already been formed!Odin!

Moreover, even the strongest magician in the Nine Realms has a specialization in magic. He doesn't know much about artificial life. After all, when he was learning magic with his mother, he was told that it was a taboo field... Loki took a deep breath. Tone, now is not the time to think about such boring things. The Holy Grail War is more important. When he gets the Holy Grail, he will lift Mjolnir and squash Thor's face flat, and then make a statue for himself in Asgard .

The god of trickery frowned and walked out the door, as if there was some incomprehensible beast in the magic workshop.Seeing Caster's back in a hurry, Eve shook her head in bewilderment, thinking that she could only conclude that she was a god, it really was beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

The arrangement this morning is to take a look at the place where the quantum transfer happened in the sand table.Although this kind of thing has nothing to do with her, but after adding the hint in Frigg's dream last night, Eve began to think that maybe it was also related to the prophetic dream in which the flames burned the sky.Mysteries will attract more mysteries, and anomalies often implicate anomalies. I hope there are still some traces of magic power left on the scene so that she can deduce some useful information in reverse.

As for the magician who signed the contract, since he was the god of tricks, there would be no security issues if he wanted to.

However, the situation was worse than imagined.

On the way to the teleportation location, Eve is ambushed.

A bullet shot from nowhere grazed her ears. Thanks to eyes with enhanced dynamic vision and excellent crisis intuition, Eve narrowly escaped a sniper shot in the downtown area.The magician looked around vigilantly. The bullet was obviously equipped with a silencer. Even if it directly knocked over a trash can beside him, it didn't cause much commotion on the street—it was just the people around him. Four or five passers-by left in a hurry. It must be said that the citizens of New York City have been through the storm for a long time, and their mentality is quite relaxed.

Eve turned around and walked into the underground passage.Sniping from above is difficult to be effective in the case of space shelter. Eve flipped two gems from his pocket, and the ginger stones glowed slightly in his hands.

In the underground passage, there are many pedestrians.

The magician's different-colored eyes swept passers-by, and this was not a place suitable for fighting. She lowered her waist and hurriedly ran through the crowd, heading for a more sparsely populated corner.

The feeling of being followed is like a shadow, and there are fewer and fewer passers-by around, and finally only myself is left.The sound of breathing brought about by running was very clear in the empty underground space. Eve stopped suddenly. This is an underground parking lot. In the cold and empty environment, I don't know when it started, and a chill gradually spread under my feet. .

Hoarfrost gradually spread under the feet, climbing all the way from the ankle to the calf.There was a sharp piercing sound from the back of her head, and Eve suddenly smashed a gemstone in her hand. At the same time, the huge cage slammed onto the ground with a loud noise, enveloping the magician in it.

"Are you fleeing here to prevent the servant's treasure from hurting ordinary people?"

Unhurried footsteps came from behind, and a young man with the same white hair but a completely different face walked over step by step, showing a mocking smile: "Ereshkigal's cage will directly bind the soul, and such a At the critical moment, where is your servant?"

"Ereshkigal, mistress of the underworld, you have indeed drawn a good card."

Eve showed a calm smile in the cage: "But whether you can make good use of this card depends on the level of the magician, doesn't it? If you can really communicate with the servant, you won't be here. It's time to choose to laugh at me."

As soon as the voice fell, Eve's figure collapsed and disappeared in the cage, and the next voice appeared beside the empty elevator shaft dozens of feet away: "After all, although Ereshkigal's cage can restrain the soul, but It's useless if it hits nothing."

She looked at the huge ghost with bone claws hanging behind the man: "It seems that the aiming work was done by you, not Ereshkigal himself. Otherwise, how could you fall into such a simple refraction magic?"

Eve activated the magic circuit in her legs, kicked open the elevator door without hesitation, turned and jumped down the elevator shaft.Kadafils laughed back angrily, and ordered loudly: "Catch up, Ereshkigal, kill her!"

The ghost swept through a gust of cold wind, chasing and falling down the elevator shaft.

The double-storey underground parking lot was empty, and Eve hid behind a car and gasped suddenly.Yellow stands for illusion, red stands for life, blue stands for water and ice, colorless stands for omnipotent weapons and all-defense barriers, transparency and contradictions... This guy must not have received a systematic education in mineral science, thank God knowledge is power.

With the sound of falling weights, Ereshkigal also came to this floor, and Eve ran away. Facing a servant at the level of a god, even if he lacks subjective consciousness and judgment ability, he is not a human magician. Those who can be killed, plus the magician whose master dares to claim to be immortal, if he fights a war of attrition, he will be the one who loses.

The same trick cannot be used twice, but it can be changed.Another ginger gem disappeared in his hand, and an identical vision of Eve fled from the side of the car.The exquisite stand-in distracted Ereshkigal, and the witty body hid in a car and waited for Ereshkigal to leave. This was a very reasonable strategy, but the opponent did not play cards according to common sense.

Ereshkigal raised his hands made of bones, screaming silently in the underground space.The abnormal gathering of magic power made Eve immediately frowned, and every mana in the air was restlessly turbulent, as if a horrified formation would be arranged under the instruction of Ereshkigal in the next moment. form.

The huge skeleton made a hoarse voice:

"Spiritual Peak Step and Hug—(KurKigal——)"

Damn this guy is going to release the treasure right here?The Noble Phantasm of range attack is unreasonable, not only the underground parking lot, even the ground buildings will be destroyed as a result.

The opponent's thinking is very simple and direct. If it is illusion magic, I will not be able to run too far. If so, I will blow up all the nearby buildings together.

The ground began to tremble slightly. SHIELD and the Seismic Monitoring Bureau got the news immediately. People on the ground fled in all directions. In the Avengers Building, Tony Stark looked at the red mark on the monitor and frowned deeply. wrinkled.

"I don't think New York is on any of the earthquake zones?"

He turned to look at everyone: "Or is it that someone is conducting some secret experiment underground that should not be made public?"

"Sir, the location where the sign is located is a double-storey underground parking lot. It is known that there is no possibility of conducting any experiments in the database."

The artificial intelligence reminded at the right time.

Stephen Strange glanced at the screen, opened the portal decisively, stretched an arm in, and pulled out the disheveled Eve from it.

The latter looked around the surrounding environment vigilantly, and heaved a sigh of relief under the eyes of many Avengers.

"It really freaked me out and almost got buried under the building."

Eve sighed with a straight face, not seeming to be taken aback at all.

Stephen Strange said: "I believe you can escape in that situation, but innocent passers-by on the ground will be affected."

"That's right, in that case, it would be difficult for me to open the barrier that can protect ordinary people... But you can't blame me for this kind of problem, you know, this is a treasure."

Fortunately, after sensing the fluctuations in the space, Kadafels seemed to be aware of the escape of the target, gave up wasting magic power, and stopped the activation of the treasure.There was a moderate earthquake in New York City. According to the statistics obtained by Stark, it was only about level four. In the eyes of ordinary people, the panic came with thunder and rain.

Steve Rogers interrupted the conversation between the two magicians: "I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation. Apart from the earthquake just now, we have individual issues here that need to be known to both of you."

He pointed to the big screen, and Tony Stark adjusted the screen to the vicinity of the lightning rod on the top floor of the Avengers Building: "I don't know who hung this guy on the lightning rod like a skewer last night. Wait until we find out By the time the perpetrators had disappeared."

In the picture, the man's fingers are strangely twisted into strange angles, and the three command spells on the back of his hand have been completely used up, leaving only three faint red marks.

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Live against the third cavalry.

Suddenly, I felt that Eve's style of play was the same as that of Bazzett, who beat people by himself.The follower will get a buff (laughing)