me and my monster neighbor

Xu Yuanyuan was caught off guard by Xu Lai's words. She looked at Xu Lai in astonishment. She not only stuttered, but even lost the ability to manage her expressions.

"Hey, I'll go—at the same table?"

The exclamation from not far away interrupted the chat between Xu Lai and Xu Yuanyuan. Xu Lai turned around and saw the Guo Ximao Xu Yuanyuan mentioned just now, and the other two boys who were walking with him were also classmates that Xu Lai knew.They were all very happy to see Xu Lai again.

Guo Ximao and the others carried a lot of freshly bought food and drinks in big and small bags, and enthusiastically dragged Xu Lai to their picnic party.

The other two girls have already laid out moisture-proof mats and several boxes of fruit, while Guo Ximao and the others bought pizza, juice, sushi and so on.

Xu Yuanyuan has been looking at Xu Lai hesitant to speak, her heart is sour and astringent, but more of it is a strong curiosity.But Guo Ximao and the others pulled Xu Lai to chat, and shamelessly called himself a "senior", patted his chest and said to Xu Lai: "You can come to the seniors to answer any problems you encounter in the third year of high school. It's good for studying, and it's better to fall in love. , Hehehe, this senior will give you a long-distance bosom brother for free, let’s work hard this year, little brother Xu Lala.”

Xu Lai smiled.

Xu Yuanyuan stared quietly at Guo Ximao, thinking that you might not be able to answer his love questions.

Their old classmates were reminiscing about the old days, and Xu Yuanyuan occasionally interjected a few words. She didn't forget to take care of her cousin. When she turned around, she saw two girls on the other side facing the mobile phone, as if bewitched. Grinning, they became two charming sisters.

Xu Yuanyuan leaned over to have a look curiously, she squeezed her cousin's shoulders and asked, "What are you looking at, you can actually laugh like a nympho like this?"

With three points of disgust and seven points of curiosity, Xu Yuanyuan first saw the title of the live broadcast room on the screen of the little sister's mobile phone:

"Mom!!! I'm so healthy that an angel descends to earth and becomes a boy who herds cows!!!"

Xu Yuanyuan chuckled, thinking what kind of sand sculpture this is. In the live broadcast, there were only the sound of "hula la" wind, noisy human voices, and the endless herd of cows.

Xu Yuanyuan took a look at the number of viewers in the live broadcast room, good guy, it's easy to reach 500 million, look at this traffic, look at the formation of this cow herd, it must be some grassland pasture prince who is marketing himself, and earning a dollar by going out of the circle Well.

As a result, she was in a trance for a short while, and the comment area was full of shouts about the hot chicken anchor, mua, return my husband to me.

Behind the camera, the anchor and her two little sisters said with trembling voices, "When I pointed the camera at my husband, my heart really couldn't bear it."

The phone shook for a moment, and the camera zoomed back to the close-up view from the endless and mighty crowd of milk. Xu Yuanyuan glanced at it uninterestedly. As a result, she almost screamed and jumped up in the next second—although she held back her screams. Shouting and jumping, but the cousin's shoulder was painfully pinched by her, but the cousin skillfully held her breath in advance before the camera zoomed in, and then suppressed it together with the pain.

Xu Yuanyuan forgot the image of a beautiful girl for a while, and her true nature of a star-chaser girl was revealed. She popped out a series of "scratch" in succession, and even slammed her thigh.

——Her abnormal behavior also attracted the attention of Guo Ximao and others.

Xu Yuanyuan has no time to care about him. At this moment, she just wants to question whether the beauty behind the camera, which is neither coquettish nor glamorous, is so exquisite that millions of people can't fault it. Does it really exist?Is this the proud work of the female snail's life who secretly went to the cram school?At this time, all the beings watching in front of the live broadcast room are probably just scraps left by this silver-haired boy, right?

The anchor kept emphasizing that "there is absolutely no beautification". In order to prove what she said was true, she also specially turned on the beautification effect before and after comparison. As a result, the beautification completely destroyed the appearance of the "angel", triggering a collective petition from fans in the live broadcast room "I believe it, I believe it! Don't use special effects to tarnish my husband's tens of billions of insurance face"!

At this moment, the millions of viewers in the comment area are Xu Yuanyuan's long-lost sisters, regardless of age, regardless of who came first, they all expressed their common aspirations:

"Isn't this my long-lost husband of 19 years!!! Husband, I'm here, Husband, let's go home Husband"

"The main palace is here, you are all concubines!!!"

"This boy is really an angel who strayed into the mortal world! I have proof!!! Look at the herd of cattle behind him! They are all following him with all their heart!!! No one noticed this? I'm stunned !!!”

The most amazing thing is that in front of the camera, this amateur boy who has single-handedly elevated the definition of a beautiful boy in the world, he is like an angel who strayed into the world and lost his way. I saw him frowning slightly, lowering his head in confusion , staring at the phone in his hand.

"Serious face, is my husband really lost? I feel that he looks really dazed and helpless. I really want to go in and love him!"

"I'm a rich woman, but I don't play happy balls, my husband, let me be healthy!!!"

"I just want to ask, how much is the estimated value of my husband's herd of thousands of dairy cows?"

"The little princess of the farm came here uninvited. I just asked my father. The cows that appeared in the video include black, white, red and white Jersey cattle and other breeds. The estimated value is more than 7000 million yuan."

"Thank you to the sisters above for letting me die for Mr. Bao's heart"

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At this time, seeing Xu Yuanyuan and the three girls ignoring the good autumn and the good boy in front of them, and happily slapping their thighs and pinching people at the screen of the mobile phone, this situation really hurt a certain Guoxing boy, a certain boy The boy surnamed Chen and the boy surnamed Zhan still showed fragile male self-esteem.

But since the three girls watched too deeply, they didn't hear a certain Guo's condemnation at all. There is a saying that goes well, if you can't beat the opponent, then join them!

Guo Ximao was the first to approach, followed by a young man surnamed Chen and a young man surnamed Zhan. As a result, the three came to look for a confident future pillar, and they were all dumb for a while.

It took Guo Ximao a long time to hold back a gentleman's greeting: "Ah yes, I have a friend who wants to crowdfund to see him wear women's clothing..."

Because the three teenagers surrendered without backbone, Xu Yuanyuan took the time to talk to them. She patted Guo Ximao's shoulder with a smile, and asked knowingly, "Is your friend here?"

Guo Ximao said in a trembling voice, "That's right!" He raised his finger, pointed at Xu Lala, and said in a melodious tone: "My friend is Xu! La! La!"

Xu Lala, who was busy dealing with the two restless dogs, raised his head:?

Xu Yuanyuan's heart was moved when she heard the words, she looked at Xu Lala with kind eyes as if she were a close friend in a boudoir, waved to him excitedly, and couldn't wait to say: "Lae Lai, come and have a look! This is a hundred million years The beautiful boy I met once!"

Because the comment section believed that the little sisters of the farm had estimated the value of more than 7000 million rounded up to [-] million, so the amateur boy in the live broadcast quickly won the title of "[-] million-year-old beautiful boy".

Xu Lala smiled nonchalantly, he didn't get it at all that Xu Yuanyuan was calling him in the mood of looking for a mate, and flatly refused: "These two silly dogs can't stay anymore, I'll take them for a walk first One lap."

Seeing that Xu Lai got up and led the dog to leave, Xu Yuanyuan continued to amuse unwillingly: "Oh, why don't you come and take a look! Kangkang, our new husband with [-] cows!"

Hearing this, Xu Lai's back froze.Even though the "champion" and the "big money" were jumping up and down and tugging at the leash in Xu Lai's hand, they couldn't move him.

Xu Lala didn't know how he got behind Xu Yuanyuan and the others. He only felt that the sound of heartbeat in his ears overwhelmed all the noises playing on the lawn. push away.

Then, the surprise he had been looking forward to for a long time came as he expected.

The teenager who was thousands of miles away looked around blankly at the other end of the live broadcast screen.

Just when the host pressed the scrolling screen, Xu Lala saw the comment section and said: "No wonder I dreamed that the person I like is a young cow herder, and one day he will walk across thousands of rivers and mountains, and drive five thousand cows to marry me. "

Xu Lala snorted, but couldn't hide the smile in his eyes.

When Xu Yuanyuan saw Xu Lai's reaction, her eyes sparkled immediately, and she asked, "How is it? Do you think he is handsome?"

Xu Lala looked at her with downcast eyes, and asked without answering, "Didn't I already say that?"

Xu Yuanyuan was dumbfounded by what was said, and wanted to ask more questions, but Xu Lala took out his mobile phone and made a call.

Xu Yuanyuan shut her mouth tactfully, and had to turn her attention back to the phone screen, only to see her husband, whom she had lost for 18 years, staring at the shiny phone frowning on the screen.

The anchor stood on the earth dam, some distance away from the amateur boy, the plain was open, they could only faintly hear the boy's cell phone ringing, the strange thing was that the boy seemed to have never used a cell phone before, and he was trying to use it clumsily. After a call, he couldn't answer the call before the ringtone stopped, and the 700 million netizens in the live broadcast room all sighed.

Seeing that the boy was still looking down at the phone intently, netizens in the comment area entrusted the anchor to help their future husbands. After all, the husband is an angel who returned after [-] million years, even if he is a complete idiot in modern society. In reason.

But Xu Lala's phone call has already been made.

There was only the whistling wind in his ears, Xu Lala lowered his eyes, looked at him opposite Xu Yuanyuan and the others through the mobile phone screen, and calmly called out: "Yuanchu."

"haven't seen you for a long time."

Xu Lala was stunned when he saw Yuan Chu on the live broadcast screen, and responded to him, but Yuan Chu was too far away from the phone, and Xu Lala could only hear the wind from his side.

Xu Lala went on to say: "Put the phone close to your side face, with the upper end close to your ear and the lower end close to your mouth, otherwise I won't be able to hear your voice."

When the words fell to the ground, Yuan Chu on the screen followed suit verbatim, while Xu Yuanyuan and the others outside the screen turned their heads in unison, looking up at Xu Lai in astonishment.

Xu Lala didn't have time to talk to them for the time being, because he heard Yuan Chu say, "Lela, take me home."

Xu Lala never took his eyes off the phone screen. He tried his best to keep calm, but the chaotic word order still revealed his inner panic. Fortunately, his phone number was not disclosed in front of 700 million netizens.

Xu Lala said: "When did you come back? Forget it, it's fine if you come back, but why did you bring that large herd of cows?"

Yuan Chu on the screen moved his lips slightly, and across the mountains and seas, Xu Lai heard Yuan Chu's voice ringing in his ears: "It's a betrothal gift."

Xu Lala couldn't suppress the smile at the corner of his mouth when he heard it, and said, "Oh, then why are there only [-] cows? Are there still [-] hens?"

Yuan Yuan paused for a moment and said, "I'll take it next time."

Xu Lala just wanted to tease him, and then hinted: "Can you find me?"

Hearing this question, the original voice was rarely aggrieved: "I... can't find you."

Xu Lai guessed that the real world had certain restrictions on the original power.

After that, the two of them didn't talk anymore. Xu Laiguang was already full of joy when he saw Yuanyuan through the screen of his mobile phone, and he couldn't wait to see him in real life. He took a deep breath, tried to calm down, and calmly addressed Yuan Chu said: "Did you see a few people on the opposite side? It should be some girls, you [go] over to talk to them now."

Xu Lala put the accent on the word "go", and he gave enough hints that he was afraid that "an angel strayed into the world" was actually staged in front of 700 million people.

Yuanyuan walked in front of them under Xu Lale's remote instructions and the anchor's flattered screams. He followed Xu Lale's instructions on the phone and asked the girl opposite to answer the call.

The original short-distance beautification crit achieved an indiscriminate attack through the Internet. Netizens found that his black eyes were like gold in the sun, and his voice captured a large number of voice-activated fans.

The girl took the mobile phone from Yuan Yuan's hand in fear and trepidation in the comment section "Ah, you can't touch my husband's hand". Her companion temporarily turned off the voice in the live broadcast room, and the girl held the mobile phone in both hands , with a faintly trembling voice: "Hello...Hello, hello."

Xu Lala politely introduced himself: "Hi, Miss, I'm the boyfriend of the boy opposite you."

As soon as the words "boyfriend", "friend" and "friend" were uttered, Xu Lai received a double sound wave attack in one breath-the screams of the young lady and her sisters on the opposite side, and the screams of Xu Yuanyuan and Guo Ximao off the screen. screams.

Only then did Xu Lala realize that the reason why the young lady turned off the sound in the live broadcast room was because she turned on her mobile phone.

Xu Lala paused for a while, and waited for the two parties to regain their composure, and then said: "Can you add my WeChat now? I have something to trouble you."

After the young lady hurriedly agreed, and with their friendly help, Xu Lai added the WeChat ID of one of the young ladies to the address.

Fortunately, the original location is only a two-hour drive from Xu Lai.

Afterwards, Xu Lala contacted her aunt, and at the same time asked the young lady and the others for another favor.

In the live broadcast room, the voice was turned on again amidst the wailing in the comment area.

The mobile phone returned to Yuan Chu's hand again, and then Yuan Chu, under Xu Lai's remote instruction, faced the camera of the live broadcast, and solemnly repeated the following words in the live broadcast: "I want to sell cows. There are 9999 high-yielding cows on site, and the low The animal immunization safety certificate is provided for offline delivery, and each cow is sold at half the market price, no bargaining, first come first served."

The original did bring 9999 cows, but due to space constraints, the other [-] cows were still waiting to be called in the void.

There were a lot of question marks in the comment area. Yuan Chu was once again promoted from "[-] million-year-old beautiful boy" to "[-] million-year-old beautiful boy". Thinking about it, the first day that His Royal Highness Yuan Chu, who is the Lord of Wanyao Palace, came to his world, he started live broadcasting and selling goods?

Xu Yuanyuan, Guo Ximao and others were brought in by Xu Lai to help. One was responsible for keeping an eye on interested customers in the comment area, a young lady helped to contact the live broadcast, and someone opened a verification group to pull interested customers into the group to verify the authenticity.

And the young ladies were forced to temporarily act as call anchors, and the live broadcast room became like this: "The first three netizens with mobile phone numbers ending in 158 and ending in 1678 have already registered, and the numbers ending in 158 and ending in 1678 have already registered, okay, the next one, mobile phone number The first three 137 end numbers 4683 have also been registered, someone will call you, first come first served, first come first served."

Xu Yuanyuan and the others were very busy, but more than half of the inquiries came from entertainment companies, online celebrity live broadcast companies, talent show groups, etc. They recommended themselves to the door under the pretext of intending to buy a cow, and then offered sky-high prices to scramble to sign Yuanchu.

After Xu Yuanyuan got Xu Lai's approval, she directly refused: I don't need money, I am busy going to school, I am busy falling in love, so we don't make appointments with uncles/aunts.

The young lady in charge of the live broadcast moved Xu Yuanyuan's words to the live broadcast room, which did not dampen the enthusiasm of the entertainment company to strongly recommend themselves, but caused a large number of potential show fans to cry.

When Xu Lala and the others moved to the house, his aunt and her two friends were already waiting for him. The three of them had two cars. Xu Lala took Xu Yuanyuan and Guo Ximao and the others squeezed into the car and went straight to the original location.

During the National Day, there were traffic jams everywhere. Fortunately, the location where the original accident occurred was relatively remote, and the traffic jam was not serious.

Two hours, four and 10 minutes later, Xu Lai arrived at the positioning location.

Their car drove along the dam, and there were dense herds of cattle along the way. The car kept driving in, but it seemed that they would never drive to the end of the road.

Until a figure appeared in the distance.

Xu Lala thought that the space should have been affected when Yuan Chu first appeared here. Only those few girls strayed into it, and the others were isolated by this space. come to this place.

On the way here, Xu Lai has already helped Yuan Chu, who unexpectedly appeared in this world, arrange the rest of his life. He asked his aunt to find a professional agent with full authority to sell 2000 cows at half price. He can have tens of millions, and spend [-] million to sell a house in the villa area where his aunt lives, and the remaining money is enough for his daily expenses.The best place to buy a house is very close to their home. They want to be neighbors, and Xu Lie can go to the door at any time. Originally, they come over to have three meals together every day.

Xu Lala got out of the car, but stood there without moving forward, watching the figure approaching from a distance.

There is a smile in Xu Lala's eyes, the color of the eyes is light, the eyes are bright, the mole under the eyes is cold and beautiful when he is not smiling, and provocative when he is smiling. For a young man of seventeen or eighteen, his clean youthful air is more pleasant than the spring breeze in March.

He suddenly remembered the ridicule in the comment area of ​​the live broadcast——

"No wonder I dreamed that my sweetheart was a young cow herder. One day he would travel across thousands of rivers and mountains and drive [-] cows to marry me."

The figure in front of him was against the orange sunset, he was dressed in the sun, he traveled thousands of miles, across time and space, and came only for Xu Lai.