me and my monster neighbor

Xu Lai was taken back to the sub-district office by Director Luo, and Xu Lai connected to the Ovary Protection Association.

According to the call from Hehuajing No. 19 yesterday, once Xu Laie’s registration information was made public, everyone responded enthusiastically to Ovary of the Shitoujing brand. However, in one night, Xu Laie was listed in the top [-] list of the most popular Ovary this morning. On the list, it currently ranks No.[-] temporarily, but its momentum is strong, and its prospects should not be underestimated.

But this situation is not accidental.

First of all, the stone brand Ovary is the only one, and many TGMs want to try it.

Secondly, Xu Lai is hermaphrodite, and the external characteristics are male. A small number of TGMs who are responsible for reproduction but have a sexual orientation of the same sex or bisexuality. When I heard that there is a fertile stone essence with male signs, it can be said that it is a cloud. , such as seeing treasures.

Finally, there is even the Ovary white jade snail spirit who is also hermaphroditic (physiologically with obvious female characteristics), who dialed the consultation hotline of the Ovary Conservation Association early in the morning, eagerly looking forward to making an appointment with Xu Lie, exchanging sperm with each other to compete for life egg...

Xu Lala had mixed feelings in his heart, and they only converged into one word:

Hold.

Lotus Essence No. [-] complimented sincerely: "This is still under the condition that you have the seal of Shougong. If the news that you have the mark of Shougong is made public, I am afraid that you will even belong to Wanyao Palace and have super-S strength." All monsters at the level of natural disasters will be interested in you~"

Xu Lala responded, "That's really great."

He waved his hands frantically in his heart and said that there is no need.

The lotus essence asked him: "Mr. Lae, do you have any requirements for the blind date? Our Ovary Protection Association will screen for you in advance in the past hundred years, reasonably arrange the blind date and process, and avoid the blind date between the big monsters of TGM. provoking unnecessary strife."

Xu Lai was silent.

He thought for a while, and said politely: "There is no requirement. But I prefer to live with TGM, which is similar to the Three Views, has higher ideological awareness, and is more advanced. Since disputes are inevitable, I suggest that we can hold a TGM." An equal rights themed debate titled "Should males and females have equal rights, and how will new rights and obligations be defined?" Participants pre-registered to submit an argument of no less than [-] words. Those who passed the argument formed a team to debate. The war of guns and tongues is a war without gunpowder smoke. It is energy-saving and environmentally friendly. It can also expand thinking and exchange ideas. I can also directly select objects with similar three views, saving the trouble of blind dates. Once a hundred years later, once the childbirth is normal, I will immediately go on to have a second child , shorten the fasting period, and make up for the low production rate of stone fines. "

Xu Lala lied without drafting, and talked nonsense in one go.

Finally, he took a deep breath and asked, "What do you think of this arrangement?"

The other party hadn't answered yet, but Xu Lai heard the sound of "swiping" the tip of the pen rubbing against the paper from the receiver. The lotus flower essence not only actively listened to the opinions, but even wrote down small notes.

"..."

The lotus spirit was half a beat behind, and after taking notes, he blew Xu Lala's rainbow fart wildly: "I think Mr. Lala is too thoughtful, and he has a high awareness of voluntarily breeding and laying eggs for the demon world! It's really rare! I will truthfully tell my superiors Report your proposal!"

Xu Lale regretted not saying that the number of arguments submitted in the pre-registration should not be less than [-] words.

Xu Lala said in a perfunctory manner: "...Then, I will trouble you."

After discussing the topic of the debate competition, the lotus essence then cared about the health of Xu Lae's fetal appearance: "Mr. Lae's fetal appearance is still stable today? If you can give birth to another androgynous stone spirit Ovary, you will definitely be credited Great credit for childbirth! Now a TGM who loves nurturing has called for consultation, and wants to make an appointment for the fetus in your womb to be a child bride."

"..."

Xu Lale spoke bluntly: "Desperate."

Lotus Essence No. [-] replied: "Yes, yes, so you deserve to be a TGM monster!"

Xu Lale: "..."

In the world of monsters, evil is the root, and resentment comes first, and cursing becomes praise instead.

Lotus Essence No. [-] paid close attention to Xu Lai, and finally said: "Once you enter the expected date of delivery, please be sure to inform the association. The association also attaches great importance to your unborn baby, and we will definitely arrive as soon as possible to help you Provide a full range of high-quality maternal and child care services."

Xu Lala replied very calmly: "Okay. Thank you. See you in a hundred years."

The phone call ended with the blessing of Lotus Essence No. [-] "I wish you a smooth birth".

Tang Siniang, who was lying at the table and monitored closely the whole time, was afraid that the Ovary Association would punish her, also heaved a sigh of relief, and looked at him with blingbling eyes. Xu Lai saw from her eyes the praise of his high ideological awareness.

"..."

Xu Lae hangs up the phone.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Tang Siniang and Director Luo eagerly preparing to flirt.

Tang Siniang was grateful to Xu Lai for not reporting to the Ovary Protection Association that she accidentally injured him just now.

Director Luo is because the procedure of Xu Lai's settlement in Zhongnan Cave has finally been completed, and his pressure of recruiting can finally be let go.

Xu Lai spoke first: "Director Luo."

Director Luo laughed like a flower, and choked out a crisp response: "Hey!"

Xu Lala said: "Could you please ask the neighbor widow A in No. [-] for some hens for me?"

Xu Lala hasn't got three meals for tomorrow, and he is thinking about the widow's chicken.

Director Luo: Huh?

Director Luo and Tang Siniang looked at each other, he was at a loss, but he must try his best to serve the requests made by the official residents of Zhongnan Cave. He answered "yes" repeatedly, and immediately went out to negotiate with the widow.

Tang Siniang looked at Xu Lala cautiously and said, "Lale, you seem unhappy after answering the phone? It's a good thing that Ovary is popular, and the equal rights themed debate competition you just proposed is also very targeted! It can screen out most objectifications. Female male! Only when there are more choices, can you hold the initiative in your hand, so that you can not only avoid the big monsters with bad reviews, but also provoke disputes between big monsters for Ovary, and finally choose the powerful one. And if you become your partner in TGM who is obedient to you, then you will be the winner of Demon Life!"

Tang Siniang sees every opportunity, and doesn't miss any chance to brainwash Xu Lai.

She also consciously took up the role of a broker, and even helped Xu Lai plan a spouse selection plan.

Xu Lala looked back at her, and corrected: "But males are unreliable, females should be self-reliant, it is better to raise chickens to support themselves."

Tang Siniang was at a loss:?

Xu Lai had planned a long time ago, he has no time to worry about which TGM he will have a blind date with in a hundred years, he only covets the hen from the vixen's house and the cows and lambs from the oasis.

Xu Lala has a dream to own a small farm in Zhongnandong that can provide supplies for daily needs.

Neighbors in Zhongnan Cave regard mutual help as a social criterion. When the vixen widow in Room 13 heard Director Luo’s intention to come, she asked her for a few hens on behalf of Xu Lai. The hen was still holding a bamboo basket, containing several fluffy, light yellow chicks, and sent them to Room No. [-] of Xu Lala.

After all, Xu Lai is a difficult household whose real name has been authenticated by most of the neighbors in Zhongnandong. The single mother conceived by self-introduction, without any mana, and was tossed by morning sickness so that she couldn't eat well and couldn't sleep. To put it bluntly, only the spider spirit in room No. 11 It was worse than Xu Lai, but it took only a few dozen days for the spider essence to hatch its eggs, but Xu Lai had to conceive for a hundred years... Widow A wanted to shed a few fox tears for him.

Under the coercion of the vixen's vicious aura, the hen walked towards Xu Lai in a square formation in an orderly manner. The picture was convenient and orderly, but it also revealed a bit of weirdness.

But Xu Lala gratefully accepted the bamboo basket. The chicks inside were only the size of a fist, and the goose-yellow fluff felt very good to the touch.

Xu Lai just thought it was cute. Seeing that he liked it, widow A quickly recommended the best way to eat the ingredients for Xu Lai: "Chicken is the best way to eat raw. The hair is sparse, the meat is sweet and the bones are crispy and easy to chew. It is very satisfying. Afternoon tea snacks! Try it!"

Widow A grabbed a little yellow chicken from the bamboo basket and was about to stuff it into Xu Lala's mouth.

"..."

Xu Lala took a few steps back again and again, saying that he was a small cherry with a gentle taste, and politely declined her kindness.

This is the beginning of Xu Lala's life of raising chickens.

Xu Lala plans to erect a low fence on the empty grass field behind the house, and also wants to build a simple version of the chicken shed with hay inside.

He was busy in the vacant lot, and the news that he wanted to raise hens for self-reliance also spread throughout Zhongnandong, attracting nearby neighbors to come to watch.

In line with the spirit of simple folk customs and mutual assistance among neighbors, the neighbors should fully support Xu Lala's farm business, and they must not let a pregnant woman Xu Lala do rough work—not to mention that Xu Lala's right hand is still wrapped with a bandage the size of a mallet, which looks hurt. It's not easy.

Hei Dazhuang and Brother Niu offered to help Xu Lae split the bamboo poles to enclose the fence, but Xu Lae pretended to refuse and let them take over;

Li Gongbao rolled up the sleeves of his white shirt to help build the chicken shed, and Xu Lai stood beside him to help pass the tools;

The vixen provided dry thatch, and also provided a one-stop service for delivery to the chicken coop. Xu Lai helped her carry the white veil that mopped the floor throughout the process;

Director Luo presented a basket of cactus to surround the fence to prevent hens from burrowing and escaping from prison. Xu Lie, who has thin hands, slowly planted a piece of cactus.

Mrs. Niu took Xu Lai to the shade of the tree, asked him how he was, and cared about the injury on his hand.

The neighbors had been busy all afternoon, and the shadow of the sun was slanted. The last job Xu Lai got was to drive eight big hens into the chicken coop with their protruding bellies.

Xu Lala turned around and wanted to thank the neighbors who helped today.

The neighbors present collectively gave him warm applause.

Li Gongbao, who is gentle and polite, came out. Holding his gold-rimmed glasses, he expressed his thoughts as a neighbor representative: "Mr. Lai has already applied for subsidies for poor households, but he still wants to raise chickens for self-reliance. What's more, you still have an Ovary official seal to issue orders. Don't talk about bullying and oppressing us, you didn't even order us."

Tang Siniang added: "La La is worthy of being a role model for the majority of females. Females should be self-improving, and mothers should be strong. It is vividly reflected in your delicate body! Even if you are pregnant for one year and have a full belly! Injury! Even if you have no mana! You have to support yourself, do not show weakness or compromise, you are a good example for contemporary women!"

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lala deserved it, and once again thanked Zhongnandong for its simple folk customs, harmonious neighbors, and mutual help.