me and my monster neighbor

If Xu Lae couldn't hear the malice in Huang Niao's words, then he would be too brainless and sweet.

Xu Lai was just shocked by Huang Niao's unabashed malice. As a flower bone in the 21st century, Xu Lai had never had the opportunity to experience such unadorned viciousness in real life.

Huang Niao didn't even bother to put on a fig leaf: "Roe Xiao is not easy to mess with, how many Ovary has he spent so far?"

As soon as Huang Niao leaned back slightly, Egret answered eagerly: "There have been more than ten Ovary's been' killed or injured to varying degrees."

Huang Niao held her chin and said, "This is a waste of resources. If we continue to let the deficit continue, the entire Ovary Conservation Association will not be able to afford a roe deer."

Egret bent down and replied: "But Roe Xiaomian's strength is strong, and it is Ovary's bounden duty to reproduce for him."

Listening to their singing, Xu Lai pointed at Bailu Jing first and said, "Very good, then you will take over this task."

Xu Lai's identity can't contradict the phoenix bird, but Bailu Jing is a member of the Ovary Protection Association, and she is also a model Ovary. Xu Lale instructed to fulfill his promise to reproduce for Taotie.

Bai Lujing was choked by Xu Lai, she wanted to refute, but because Xu Lai was also a respectable Ovary, she could only hold her breath.

Huang Niao was too lazy to take another look at Xu Lai, but turned around to look at Bailujing, and said with a slow smile: "Look at your delicate skin and tender flesh, it is of course a good thing to want to reproduce for TGM, but Ovary is already in short supply. A pointless sacrifice. Rough skin and thick flesh are the characteristics of Shishi Jing, and in my opinion, he and Roe Xiao are the most suitable."

Huang Niao dared to point out Jiangshan at Xu Lai's blind date meeting, of course not only because of her status as the number one in the Ovary rankings, but also because of Aldai's ambiguous attitude towards her, but because she is a scarce TGM Bloodline, this is the reason she can stand above other Ovary.

Xu Lala is the only stone spirit Ovary in the entire demon world, and Huangniao has both TGM and Ovary identities. She is a unique existence in this world where the strong are respected.

Xu Lala looked at Huangniao quietly, and asked the four demon spirits in the sea of ​​consciousness: "Can I hit her?"

The golden-winged roc, who regards silence as gold, replied objectively: "I can fight, and I can win. But you need to use the basalt armor descended from the gods and Buddhas, the fox's binding fairy rope, and my soaring sky. , you will expose us, and you don’t even have to think about whether Ardai will wake up, and Qilin and Qiongqi, the second of the Seven Emperors, will also be alarmed, and by then they won’t be able to escape from the Wanyao Palace.”

Xu Lala had no choice but to give up and said, "Then we will fight again if we are destined."

The Nine-Tailed Sky Fox was also eager to try: "Then we must hurry up! After all, we have to hide it from the Emperor Feng."

Xu Lala said: "Turn me back to persuade Xiao Jiujiu, this kind of female bird is not acceptable."

Xu Lai and Jiuwei Tianhu hit it off and reached a consensus.

Xu Lala sat on the seat and did not respond, Huang Niao squinted at him, and Bai Lujing standing behind relied on Huang Niao to support her, swept away the haze on his face, refreshed, and straightened his back even more.

The verbal battle in the VIP seats came to an end temporarily, because there was finally movement in the competition seats that had been silent for a long time.

A burly muscular man jumped into the arena. When he landed, he shook his head. His golden fluffy hair reached his shoulders, with BlingBling light effect. He landed on his toes, twisted his body and turned 180 degrees, facing the The VIP seats where Xu Lai and Huang Niao are.

When he blinked, a small glowing star really burst out from the end of his eye, and he threw it straight at Xu Lai.

"..."

The stars drew an arc that defied gravity in the sky, and the muscular man smiled again and said to Huangniao: "Your Majesty Huangniao, I'm sorry, please forgive me, I'm just a gay guy who wants to pursue true love, I would like to be a stone I invite you to fight Roe Xiao."

The muscular man fought for love, poised his head and winked at Xu Lae.

Xu Lala leaned on the imperial concubine chair, covering her eyes with one hand resting on her forehead.

The blond muscular man in front of him is actually a golden-haired jerk. Although he looks unscrupulous, his supernatural powers are not small, and he is also a second-generation mythical beast.

But even if it is a golden retriever, it is tough enough to fight against Taotie. He looks relaxed on the surface, but since the moment the contestant jumped off the field, he has already focused on staring at Taotie, for fear of being caught off guard by Taotie.

The drums of war are ringing.

The arena fell silent.

The audience is waiting for Taotie to challenge.

However, during the few minutes of silence, the public seemed to be watching Da Tie eating and broadcasting all the cows, Tao Tie eating so deliciously, it was completely impossible to see that he had the will to fight.

Golden Retriever waited in the Colosseum for 8 minutes, and his aura became relaxed from the strict preparation at the beginning. He scratched his head and said, "Have I won the first match?"

It was stipulated before the game that if there is no challenge for 8 minutes, it is considered as a round won.

The war drum sounded again, and the advertising screen floating above the Colosseum jumped out of the image, announcing the Golden Retriever's victory in the first battle.

The golden retriever said happily: "My friends, can you let me stand for another 6 minutes?"

As soon as the words fell, a gloomy man in a black windbreaker jumped into the arena. As soon as his feet hit the ground, the golden barrier was pulled up from the flat bottom. Without any warning, the man in black was immediately blocked.

The golden retriever snapped his fingers, and the golden cage squeezed violently, enough to squeeze people into mud, but not a single drop of blood splashed out.

The golden hair frowned slightly, and he jumped onto the golden cage. In the next second, centered on the position where he was standing just now, with a radius of about ten meters, poisonous spikes burst out from the ground, densely packed , enough to poke a living thing into a sieve.

The man in the windbreaker who was supposed to be trapped in the cage came out of the ground unharmed... Just as Xu Lai noticed that his head was turned 180 degrees, he saw the man in the windbreaker push his head back as if nothing had happened—like It deflated like a deflated balloon, and at the same time a head grew out facing the same direction as the body.

Shenwu Gui explained to Xu Lai: "The other monster is a three-headed hellhound, a second-generation ferocious beast, and it's a bit difficult to deal with."

In a life-and-death struggle, the outcome of the three-headed Cerberus and the Golden Retriever is hard to say, but the blind date conference stipulated in advance that the party who died in battle or was the first to be attacked five times would be the loser.

The attack of the three-headed Cerberus is hard to defend against. Although the Golden Retriever has a high defense of its own attributes, it is also very passive in this battle.

The Egret standing on the side offered courtesy to Huangniao: "Your Majesty, the three hellhounds have also recorded injuries to Ovary."

Huang Niao said with interest: "Oh? How did you get hurt?"

Bailu Jing said meaningfully: "He has a special hobby."

Huang Niao chuckled and said: "It's inevitable that there will be some hobbies. It doesn't matter if you get hurt a little, as long as you don't die from playing."

Xu Laichun thought that Huangniao and Bailujing were farting, and ignored it.

Although Xu Lai sits on the imperial concubine chair and becomes the focus of the audience, he doesn't have a great sense of urgency. Even if he is really assigned to a high-risk monster present, once he is alone, it will be a matter of minutes for Xu Lai to escape. .

Therefore, even if the three hellhounds in the Colosseum lived up to the high expectations of Huangniao and Bailujing, they won the match against Golden Retriever, and then easily won the second match. Xu Lale didn't care too much about the match point.

But at this moment, the Shenwu Tortoise let out an "Hey", the Nine-Tailed Sky Fox said "Hey" again, and the Shenwu Snake spit out a snake letter. Their surprise all came from Xu Lai: "Isn't this your acquaintance?"

Xu Lala followed the prestige to look towards the Colosseum, and was taken aback for a moment, and was so shocked that he almost couldn't sit still.

He drew the phoenix beside him to look sideways at him.

The big monster who participated in the battle stood in the air. He had changed from his simple and honest appearance in the past, and his solemn expression was far from usual, but he still liked to wear a big gold ring on his nose as always.

——It is the neighbor of Room [-] in Zhongnan Cave, Brother Niu, who is actually a single-horned second-generation divine beast whose strength is at the level of natural disasters.

Although Xu Lala knew that the neighbors in Zhongnandong were cheating, he never expected to see him at his blind date meeting.

Xu Lala was surprised: "Why is he here?!"

Nine-tailed Sky Fox guessed wildly: "Maybe he also wants to mess with you?"

"..."

Xu Lai ignored the nonsense of the nine-tailed celestial fox, and Brother Niu's deep affection for Mrs. Niu remained unchanged. Brother Niu stayed in Zhongnan Cave because of Mrs. Niu's saying "I like everyone to live in harmony". He appeared here at this time It must also be instructed by Mrs. Niu.

Xu Lai tried to describe Niu Madam's mental journey: They cheated to avoid the demon king's army, and after a few days of leisure, they suddenly learned eight hours ago that the Ovary Protection Association was about to hold an unprecedented grand blind date for the stone spirit Xu Lai in Wanyao Palace. General Assembly.

Because Mrs. Niu was worried about Xu Lai, she sent Brother Niu to risk her life and sign up for the competition as a TGM in order to save Xu Lai.

For a while, Xu Lala's mood was mixed. He had no expectations for the nature of the neighbors in Zhongnandong, but at his critical moment, the neighbors in Zhongnandong suddenly fell from the sky.

As if reading Xu Lai's heartfelt voice, Brother Niu, who was standing in the air in the breeze, looked at Xu Lai, and said with a demonic power: "A few hours ago, we held an impromptu morning meeting. Human race, only hyenas chose the former."

"..."

Vultures are dead, humans are alive.

The purpose of their morning meeting was to decide whether to "save" or "not save" Xu Lai.

Except for the hyena spirit in Room [-], the other neighbors all chose to save Xu Lai.But the hyena's votes are not counted. Xu Lai believes that the reason why the hyena's votes are so unique is that he is the only one in the village who is kept in the dark, and the other neighbors don't even want to take him to play.

However, compared to the voting results, Xu Lai couldn't figure out why the neighbors in Zhongnandong held an impromptu meeting for him. Almost all the neighbors in Zhongnandong knew that he was just a human race.

Just as Xu Lai was struggling, a new round of duel in the Colosseum had already begun.

In the past, Xu Lala had only seen Brother Niu as a rickshaw puller, pulling the ox cart, and carrying Niu’s wife through the wisteria corridor in Zhongnan Cave. At that time, he was as poor and happy as a fool, but now he shocked everyone The strong strength of the field crushes the opponent.

Brother Niu finally sent a word to Xu Lala: "I have to take you back."