me and my monster neighbor

Xu Lai acted carefully, and peeked at the roof tiles of Room No. [-].

Residents of Zhongnan Cave know that Brother Niu and Mrs. Niu who live in Room No. [-] are a loving couple that are rare in the demon world.

But it is also because the couple are so affectionate that the neighbors in Zhongnandong often hear unknown groans in the middle of the night, and they will default to the work of the two demons. Husband and adulterer" took the blame.

It's like tonight, when the No. [-] room next door is doing business, but the brother and wife Niu and his wife here are sitting at the table for dinner.The plate was full of fresh tender grass, Mrs. Niu ate a few chopsticks, and Brother Niu sat beside her quietly watching her eat a few chopsticks.

Brother Niu has an honest face, he is honest and fearful of evil, but Mrs. Niu obeys her orders, and has no sense of existence in Zhongnan Cave.

But Nine-Tailed Sky Fox revealed Brother Niu's true identity in one sentence: "His true identity is Unicorn, he is considered a second-generation beast, and he is indeed a natural disaster-level monster."

Xu Lale:?

Look at Brother Niu again, he is still wearing a round nose ring on his nose at this time, and the blue horns on his head are also covered with a golden decoration-these are all spoils of war after the first days of infancy.

Xu Lala broke into a cold sweat when he thought of Chu Chu holding on to Brother Niu's nose ring and grinning his teeth in pain.

Shenwugui interjected: "Hey! So he's not dead."

Shenwu Snake sighed greatly: "Hiss, how can they still be alive, that poignant love story is not good anymore!"

Xu Lale:?

Nine-tailed Sky Fox raised doubts: "Hey, the female party in the story was originally a monster with a disaster level (A), but the demon power of the one in the room is only a disaster level (B)."

After being reminded by the nine-tailed celestial fox, Xu Lai later remembered that he had heard at the philanthropist's bonfire party that the custom of jumping into a brazier was prevalent in the demon world.

Behind this custom is a poignant love story of a famous couple. In the story, the female side resolutely jumped into the sea of ​​fire for the male side. Her behavior was later passed down as a good story by monsters.

The original source of this story is unknown, but the male and female protagonists have names at this moment.

In the story, the natural disaster-level big monster who is obsessed with the female is the brother Niu who loves to pull the bullock cart in Room [-], and the disaster-level (A) monster who is willing to jump into the sea of ​​fire for the male is the Niu sister-in-law.

Xu Lala never expected that this kind of "big star" who is famous in the demon world still lives in the remote Zhongnan Cave. Mrs. Niu took a leap back then and jumped out of the prosperous world of love and loyalty.

All the big monsters in the demon world are inevitably envious, envious of Brother Niu's demon life being so affectionate.Because of this, Aunt Niu has won a lot of fanatic fans, but her fanatic fans are forced to be under their own wings in order to get the affection and loyalty like her "even if it is over difficulties and obstacles, I will meet and know you and cherish each other". The three wives and four concubines who sought asylum threw themselves into the flames.

At this time, Mrs. Niu only has a monster power of B-level disaster level, which also shows that she may have indeed "died" back then, but Brother Niu took her to Zhongnan Cave to find Lu Ji, who had retired to a remote village on the [-]th line. The little miraculous doctor saved Mrs. Niu back to life.

In this way, it also makes sense, because of the "side effect" of the yin-yang conversion talisman, the demon power level of Mrs. Niu has also dropped from the level of disaster (A) to the level of catastrophe (B). There are also reasons for the high evaluation of the few little miracle doctors.

As for the other versions circulated in Zhongnan Cave, such as the little miracle doctor Lu Ji who delivered the baby of Mrs. Niu, it is hard to say whether the child really existed.

At this time in room five.

Brother Niu put his hands on the dining table, he lowered his head and rubbed his palms, his palms were flushed, and there were several scratches on the palms and backs of his hands.

Mrs. Niu glanced at his palm, smiled with her chopsticks in her mouth, and said, "If you didn't apply demon power to protect your body, the majestic natural disaster-level monster is just a flesh and blood body, and a few bamboos can cut your hand."

Xu Lai remembered that this afternoon coincided with the start of his small ranch, half of the good neighbors in the village came to help him build chicken coops, and Brother Niu was responsible for helping him split the bamboo fence. It's all hard work.

The scratch on Brother Niu's palm must be the medal he left behind when he worked for Xu Lai, a farmer.

Brother Niu looked at Aunt Niu, and said with a simple smile, "It's all right."

Mrs. Niu stuffed a chopstick of tender grass into her mouth, puffed her cheeks, chewed and chewed, swallowed a big mouthful contentedly, and suddenly said with emotion: "I like Zhongnan Cave. Everyone lives together in harmony every day. How wonderful~ Even if my monster power is not as good as before, I don’t know how many years and months it will take to re-cultivate to the previous level, but I still prefer the current life.”

Brother Niu only has Aunt Niu in his eyes, and he nodded repeatedly after hearing the words: "Then live here forever, as long as you like it, I promise that everyone will live together in harmony forever."

"..."

Compared with the unexpected true colors of Mr. Lu Ji and Mr. Fu in Room [-], Xu Lai was shocked. The couple in Room [-], Niu Ge and Niu Sister, were the same, except that Xu Lai repeatedly smacked Niu Ge I always feel that there is something in these words: Brother Niu has always been obedient to Mrs. Niu, and he will do what he says. Brother Niu, a natural disaster-level monster, "guarantees" that the neighbors in Zhongnandong will always live together in harmony. , it is no wonder that the neighbors in Zhongnandong have to be "kind".

Xu Lala isn't sure whether Mrs. Niu is genuine or hypocritical, but he can be sure that Brother Niu is definitely not a fool.

Xu Lala now only feels terrified when he thinks about it carefully, and what Brother Niu said just now made him shudder all over.

Brother Niu is the guardian of the pure land in Zhongnan Cave?Or the law enforcers who set the iron rule of "must be kind"?The outcome is unknown.

Xu Lai came all the way and knew that the big monsters of natural disaster level are not fuel-efficient lamps. He used to think that natural disaster monsters would not be emotional, but now there is Brother Niu in front and Chu Chu behind, which proves that natural disaster monsters also have love brains, but they can be emotional The natural disaster monster is still a big disaster from time to time, just like Chu Chu unconditionally obeyed him, Brother Niu is also unconditionally fulfilling Niu Aunt's wish.At this time, Xu Lala has reason to suspect that Zhongnan Cave is probably the utopia that Brother Niu built for the old-age life in Niu's wife's dream.

Xu Lala still remembers the scene where the neighbors in Zhongnandong had to solemnly and sacredly shout out the slogan of the regular meeting in unison after the monthly regular meeting, which was very similar to the oath scene of a cult.

The content of the slogan is - born in the same hole!Die together!We are neighbors in Zhongnandong who love each other.

Xu Lala was stunned and speechless at the time, and forgot to ask the source of the slogan, but now that I think about it, I am afraid that this soul-stirring slogan that shows you and me is not necessarily read to Brother Niu...

Xu Lala suddenly felt that the wind on the roof was too cold, and he couldn't see anything if he stayed on the roof, so he left Room [-] and continued to visit the next neighbor.

……

The neighbor who lives next door to Brother Niu and Mrs. Niu is the black bear spirit in Room [-], Hei Dazhuang.

This monster is also the first monster that Xu Lai met when he traveled to the world of monsters and fell into the Zhongnan Cave.

Xu Lala knew neither much nor much about Hei Dazhuang. To sum it up, he had the following labels: shy and honest, kind-hearted, and simple-minded.

When Xu Lai was living in Zhongnan Cave, Hei Dazhuang also took special care of Xu Lai because he was a single "mother". He usually sent fish and meat without mentioning it. He also picked a bucket of water and chopped a bundle of firewood for Xu Lai every day , and placed it at the door of Xu Lai's No. 13 room on time.

However, the real face of the little genius doctor Luji is surprising, and Brother Niu is horrifying, and Xu Lela has already made mental preparations in advance when he climbed the roof of Hei Dazhuang.

but!Even though the real face of the little genius doctor Lu is surprising and Brother Niu's thoughts are horrifying, when Xu Lala saw clearly what the B-level disaster-level black bear spirit was doing in the house, the goosebumps suddenly disappeared one place.

I saw that it was rare for the black bear spirit to unload the small bamboo basket that he never left with him every day. This small bamboo basket occasionally smelled like a stinky sewer, but the black bear spirit carried it with him everywhere he went.

The rhinoceros from Wuwang Village next door just broke through from a C-level disaster level to a B-level ominous disaster monster, and crossed the Jiutian River alone, and went to Zhongnan Cave to find quarrels and troubles in search of the Ovary stone spirit.On the same day, the rhinoceros overturned the small bamboo basket of the black bear spirit, and the neighbors in Zhongnan Cave present, including Xu Lai, saw the things that Hei Dazhuang treasured in the bamboo basket——

It's a dusty peach pink piggy rag doll.

The rhinoceros laughed at Hei Dazhuang for "like a bitch" in public. Hei Dazhuang looked ashamed, afraid and distressed that day, and he seemed to cherish this little pig puppet very much.

But at this time, the little pig puppet "cherished" by Hei Dazhuang was viciously thrown to the ground by him by pinching the back of the neck.

Xu Lale:?

Seeing that Hei Dazhuang changed his face in a second, and then picked up the pink piglet that had rolled on the ground, he patted the dust and dirt on the puppet of the piggy, hugged it pitifully, and coaxed: " My best friend, did it hurt you?"

Knowing that the story had a new development, Xu Lai saw Hei Dazhuang holding the pink piggy like a baby, and went to the cabinet to take out a needle box.

The Zhizhi girl once begged Hei Dazhuang for a package of sewing kits for Xu Lai, which contained this kind of needles, each six inches long, and the thickness of the needles was comparable to a grain of rice.

At the time, Xu Lai complained that Hei Dazhuang looked big and thick, but he didn't expect to like to do delicate needlework in private. Now that he saw it, he realized that this needle was not used for threading.

Hei Dazhuang sat on the side of the bed, opened the needle box, there were dozens of steel needles inside, the cold light was frightening.

Xu Lala heard Hei Dazhuang coaxing the second-person "you" with his usual honest and honest voice: "Every time it falls into the night, I think of the scene when you hurt me at the beginning. It was also night. But dear friends, we are good friends." Friends, I will not kill you, don't worry."

Hei Dazhuang babbled to himself, his words full of affection, but he pulled out a steel needle from the needle box, and plunged into the "heart" of the little pig puppet without hesitation.

Suddenly, Xu Lai seemed to hear a scream, and then saw bright red blood flowing from the puppet pierced by the steel needle.

The black bear spirit was "surprised" and said with concern: "Ah, dear friend, you are bleeding."

The black bear spirit was sincere in his words, but he didn't stop in his hand. All the steel needles in the needle box moved to their nests, and their roots stuck on the peach pink pig.

Thick gray thread sewed a rough outline of a heart on the chest of the puppet. Hei Dazhuang held the steel needle in his hand and twisted it left and right, piercing the needle through the doll's body.

Xu Lala can also be sure that the screams he heard are not hallucinations. Although the little pig puppet in the hands of the black bear spirit cannot move, it is still sentient like a living thing.

Xu Lai felt his scalp go numb, Shenwu Snake hissed in surprise and said, "Is this a soul forbidden technique?"

Shenwugui affirmed his question: "Yes."

When Xu Lai was visiting the ashes hourglass in Mr. Fu's house, he heard Mr. Fu mention this kind of "hearsay": if the living soul and the dead are bound in the container, the needle can make them still suffer after death. Never be freed.

Hei Dazhuang was also there at the time.

As for the scene in front of him, the Soul Forbidden Art reappeared in the world, and Xu Lai was forced to increase his knowledge again.

Xu Lala once heard Li Gongbao lament: Kind people will only be used in the outside world, like Da Zhuang, he was deceived and betrayed by his best friend Zhu Jing, but even so, Da Zhuang chose to forgive him friends, I hid in Zhongnan Cave, feeling sad, and never wanted to go out again...

Obviously, the "kind" Hei Dazhuang "hiding" in Zhongnan Cave did not feel sad day and night, but was sad during the day, and at night he sincerely invited his former best friend Zhu Jing to experience the consequences of betraying him How "sad".