me and my monster neighbor

Chu Chu catches the fox so fast that Xu Lai barely reacted. He looked at the little Jinge floating in the palm of Chu Chu, and a nine-tailed fox made of silver light collided inside. It was the first time Xu Lai heard the fox The clan patriarch's voice, charming and angry, struggled and said, "Let me out, baby! I can help you sleep this human boy!!"

Nine-tailed Tianhu tried to impress Chu Chu, but Chu Chu's eyelashes trembled and his eyes dodged, and Xu Lai interrupted him coldly: "Either die or sign a contract with me, you choose one. "

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The nine-tailed sky fox suddenly fell silent.

Shenwu Guishe was also silent.

This line is very familiar, isn't it the rhetoric that Chuchu used when he subdued Shenwu Guishe to be Xu Laie's nanny?

As soon as the palm of Chuchu was turned over, the golden square flashed with golden light, and the six faces disappeared, leaving only twelve sides turned into a prison frame to bind the soul body of the nine-tailed sky fox, and the golden thread strung around her neck Especially tight.

Nine-tailed Sky Fox had no room to resist, she just couldn't accept the reality for a while, and suddenly heard a familiar voice.

The Shenwu Snake laughed wildly in Xu Jiela's mind just now, and now he is so humble. He took the initiative to take the position of lobbyist, doing enough ideological work for the Nine-Tailed Sky Fox: "Hiss, old fox, don't struggle, Come and be a companion with us, sign a flat contract with this young hero of the human race, you don't have to be forced to sign a death contract, basic guarantees and demon rights are also available, and the work is also very easy, just to protect our young hero of the human race But we don't need to take action at all, because our young hero, this natural disaster-level monster with unlimited future, is always around, and he will eradicate all threats that endanger the young heroes of the human race... So old fox, stop talking nonsense and sign the contract ,OK?"

"..."

The nine-tailed fox was stunned for a moment, uncertain: "...Shenwu...snake?"

The Shenwu Snake responded with a "hiss".

Shenwu Gui also "hummed".

Xu Lai simply pulled out the soul body of Shenwu Guishen. They floated in the air and wandered to the side of Nine-Tailed Sky Fox. I recommend you to our young hero, you can see that it is easy to get on the job, and the follow-up is worry-free, which is very good!"

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Although Shenwu Snake talked very convolutedly, confuse the public with mouthfuls of young heroes and young heroes, but Nine-Tailed Sky Fox grasped the point in a second. Doesn't this mean that Shenwu Snake lured people to arrest her?The nine-tailed celestial fox said: "Fuck your mother! I'll fuck your mother! Shenwu Snake, you must die!!!"

Shenwu Snake went in from the left ear to the right, and flattered Chu Chu: "We are all soul bodies, so we are all dead. If you resist again, be careful that we, the young hero among the monsters, move your fingers. It can crush you to death."

Nine-tailed Sky Fox: "..."

The Nine-Tailed Sky Fox was very humiliated, and finally used the City Lord of the Nightless City as the last card: "Even if I am forced to sign a contract with you now, as long as Qing Shizi, the City Master of the Nightless City, notices that I have disappeared, you will not be able to leave the Nightless City. Why bother?"

Xu Lai frowned.

Chuchu lowered his eyes, and said in a tone as cold as an ice knife: "If he stops me, the city that never sleeps will change hands tonight."

Nine-tailed Sky Fox:?

Shenwu Snake said: "The Green Lion Spirit is indeed no match for our young hero."

The nine-tailed celestial fox was caught by Chu Chu just now because of her mental retardation, and she had to be skeptical about Chu Chu's strength.

It's funny.

The Nine-Tailed Sky Fox has just committed two self-defeating events:

First, she reduced a space of hundreds of cubic meters into a small space of a few cubic meters, just to get closer to the mirror wall, so that both parties can appreciate each other's face in all directions, so as to add a little interest. Put yourself in a situation where there is nowhere to escape, and even save the fighting scene, otherwise the illusion will vibrate and attract the little lion's attention.

The second is that after she lured the monster boy into estrus, she left the human boy's body halfway, just to be able to stand in the third perspective and watch the two beautiful boys have sex, but she had nowhere to escape.

If she hadn't reduced the space, if she hadn't pulled her soul consciousness away from the human race boy, this monster boy was still indulging in the desire to die, and he had no intention of catching her, let alone catching her.

The nine-tailed celestial fox was too late to regret, and there was only one sentence left after a thousand words: The fox was not shallow by watching and disturbing the base.

Nine-tailed Tianhu signed a contract with Xu Lai on the spot.The real name of the Shenwu turtle and snake is "Xuanwu Emperor", and the real name of the nine-tailed sky fox is "Wanhu Emperor". Only the leader of the clan can be entitled to the title of "Emperor". This title sounds like it should be rare in the demon world. A big monster, but Xu Lai, as an ordinary human race, gathered two emperors in one fell swoop.

The Nine-Tailed Sky Fox has been subdued, but the ecstasy array and illusions she arranged still exist. Tomorrow, when the first ray of sunlight shines on the city that never sleeps, the illusions will naturally disappear.

Xu Lai took back the souls of both the Nine-Tailed Sky Fox and the Shenwu Turtle Snake. As soon as he turned off the big broadcast, the Shenwu Turtle Snake and the Nine-Tailed Sky Fox started an online battle.Shenwu Guishe also resorted to violence in the scolding war, swung the light stick and hand bell that just called Fox O'Neill frantically, and wanted to beat the fox violently.

Shenwu Guishen strongly condemned the mentally handicapped behavior of Nine-Tailed Sky Fox in withdrawing his soul consciousness halfway. From the words, it can be seen that Nine-Tailed Sky Fox is a habitual offender. , It also made Shenwu Guishe miss the best chance to regain freedom.

The nine-tailed celestial fox knew that he was acting insane, but refused to admit that he was insane, so he opened his mouth and scolded the magical snake: Cao, your mother!Fock you!Thousands of years of colleagues work in exchange for being framed by you!My soul and body were finally repaired successfully, and I was living a good life, but you led people to arrest me!

The souls and bodies of the two sides insisted on their own opinions, and even wanted to have a fight in Xu Lai's mind.

Until Xu Lai was silenced with one click.

When Jiuwei Tianhu was recruited into the screen, she experienced the feeling of "being under the fence". Her function is not perfect, and she has to use bullet screens to express her reflections online: "But it's okay."

Shenwu Snake followed her closely and sent a barrage: "We are colleagues again, of course it's good."

Nine-tailed Tianhu retorted violently, "Good mother", and then sighed: "What do you think I was 'half-push' and 'just' just now? It's because I can watch two beautiful teenagers online in the future, and the old-age life of online CP is also quite good Okay, hee hee."

The nine-tailed celestial fox is happy with the situation, accepting the reality so fast that the host, Xu Lela, is caught off guard.

"..."

Xu Lala cleared the barrage with a guilty conscience, and his mind was cleared, but after the silence, he and Chuchu were left alone.

In this small space of a few cubic meters, the atmosphere is frozen, making it difficult to even breathe.

Chu Chu retreated to the other side of the diagonal line, crouched in the corner, drooping his head and making no sound.

Xu Lala let out an "uh" and took the initiative to break the embarrassment: "...how do we get out of here to get here..."

Chuchu lowered his head and looked at the ground, but didn't say anything.

Xu Lala waited for a long time but did not get Chuchu's answer. He was very irritable and anxious, and said in a more serious tone: "Why don't you talk? Or do you not want to talk to me from now on?"

Chuchu sat in the corner with his knees hugged, and raised his head abruptly when he heard the words, his eyes were full of grievances, and his thin lips moved. It was completely different from the tone of his answer to the nine-tailed fox, which was as cold as an ice knife. His voice contained With a strong nasal voice, it seems to be able to pinch tears.

He said: "...We just came in for a while, wait a while before leaving."

"..."

Xu Lala also fell silent, but his eyes never left Chuchu.

The distance between the two points in a line is only two or three meters, which is a place that Xu Lai can reach with a big step, but he and Chu Chu seem to be separated by mountains and seas.

Chu Chu curled up in the corner motionless, Xu Lala saw Chu Chu's hands tightly clenched into fists from the water mirror walls on both sides.

Xu Lala couldn't see Chuchu's appearance, and then recalled the words he yelled just now in a hurry, "Don't touch me" plus the volume of three exclamation points. These four words are very hurtful in both tone and context.

He also took the initiative to open the distance in front of him...

Xu Lala gritted her teeth, got up and walked to Chu Chu, and he sat down next to Chu Chu, with his back against the soft wall of water.

As soon as he approached, Chu Chu's fingers trembled, but he still didn't raise his head.

Xu Lala stretched out his hand subconsciously, but it was hanging in the air. He hesitated for a moment, pursed his lips, and put his palm lightly on Chu Chu's head.

Xu Lala felt Chu Chu's body tremble again.

Xu Lala stroked the top of Chuchu's head and explained, "I didn't mean that just now..."

Chu Chu still buried his head in silence.

Xu Lala said: "It was so sudden just now. I was frightened by you. It was difficult to communicate with you normally at that time. I said that because I was in a hurry... I don't dislike you. The one you stayed in Zhongnan Cave Heaps of treasures are not broken copper, I saw the other day that the nail clippers were still brand new, which is quite practical."

Xu Lala talked nonsense, he didn't know what to say, he paused in embarrassment, bit his lip, and asked directly: "You... have you calmed down now?"

Chu Chu's face was buried in his knees, and when he heard this, he nodded sullenly.

Seeing this, Xu Lie let out a sigh of relief.

Silence for a while.

Xu Lala's legs and feet were numb from sitting. He leaned his back against the water wall, tilted his head back, stretched his legs and stretched out a sitting position, when suddenly he heard Chuchu's muffled voice from beside him.

He said, "But Lala..."

Xu Lai followed the sound and turned his head.

Seeing Chu Chu raised his face, pursed his mouth, sucked his nose, spoke in a nasal voice, and was so wronged, he said, "I really endured so much pain..."

Xu Lala's expression froze for a moment.

There was only a rustling sound, and a flash in front of Xu Lai's eyes. Before Xu Lai could react, he was trapped between the water wall and his arms by Chu Chu who bullied him.

Xu Lala's heart skipped a beat, he swallowed his saliva, and raised his head in a panic.The shadow under Chu Chu and the strong cold fragrance on Chu Chu's body imprisoned him here, Xu Lai's eyes dodged, subconsciously trying to hide, but Chu Chu caught him by the collar around his neck.

There was a distance of two fingers between the gold inlaid jade collar and Xu Lai's neck. The index finger and middle finger of Chuchu's left hand easily passed through the bottom of the collar, and the knuckles of his fingers just caught Xu Lai's Adam's apple in the middle. Xu Lale shuddered, and his Adam's apple rolled.

Xu Lala was hooked by Chu Chu's collar and couldn't escape. He was forced to face Chu Chu directly, and when he raised his eyes, he looked into Chu Chu's dark eyes.

Fortunately, the Chu Chu in front of him is still familiar to Xu Lala. He has neither the blazing passion nor the out-of-control fierce possessiveness. He lowered his eyes and asked softly, "I want to kiss Lala, okay?"

"..."

Xu Lala didn't dare to answer.

Chu Chu asked again: "...just once, is it okay?"

"..."

Chu Chu's right hand held Xu Lala's face, and rubbed Xu Lala's lower lip with his fingertips, and even poked his index finger in. As soon as his cold fingertips touched the warm tip of his tongue, Xu Lala bit him, preventing him from entering.

Chu Chu lowered her thick eyelashes, and said with a lost look, "Just kissing...isn't it okay?"

Xu Lala couldn't understand Chuchu's strong obsession with wanting to kiss. He bit Chuchu's finger, his refusal attitude was self-evident and very firm, and he deliberately avoided touching Chuchu's finger with his lips.

Chu Chu knelt down in front of Xu Lala, helplessly drooping her shoulders, with a weepy expression on her face, and said in a low voice: "I have always been very good, and I am very obedient... Is it because I am not good enough? "

There was hesitation in Xu Lai's eyes.

Chu Chu asked in a soft voice: "...La La, am I not doing well enough?"

Xu Lie was speechless.

The beginning has been doing well.

He would even completely disregard his own safety just because he said "don't resist".

Chuchu is omnipotent, the only "impossibility" is not to listen to Xu Lai's words.

Because he is very obedient, an ordinary human who has no power to restrain a chicken can smash the meridian flower stalk on Chuchu's face, because he is very obedient, the thorny flower vine runs through Chuchu's left chest... Although Chuchu's chest healed automatically, But every time Xu Lae recalled that scene, he blamed himself.

Chuchu has always done a good job, so good that Xu Lale can't pretend to turn a blind eye.

When Xu Lala came back to his senses, the palm of his right hand was already attached to Chuchu's left chest, which was where the flower demon penetrated Chuchu's body.

Xu Lala was stunned for a moment, his chest was as flat as ever, but to Xu Lala's surprise, Chu Chu's original heartbeat was so weak that there was almost no heartbeat, but Xu Lala could clearly feel Chuchu's heart beating powerfully under his palm at this time.

Xu Lala was stunned for a moment, his heart loosened.

The bottom line in his heart was moving down, he lowered his eyes, slapped his hand away in Chuchu's disappointed gaze, and hooked the back of his head in Chuchu's surprised gaze, pressing his lips and teeth colliding, rude and brutal.

Chu Chu was caught off guard by being pressed down, and the fingers hooked on the collar eagerly pulled, and the white rose tied on the collar was crushed by him, and the pure white petals fell on Xu Lai's body one after another.

Chu Chu swallowed Xu Lai's repeated concessions of "...just this once" words.

Chu Chu obediently abides by the agreement of "kissing only".

As soon as the kiss was over, the grievances on Chu Chu's face were wiped away. He squatted next to Xu Lala, encircled Xu Lala with his limbs like a sloth, and put his head into Xu Lala's shoulder and neck, rubbing hard, muttering He muttered: "La, La, La..."

Xu Lala's brain was starved of oxygen, and he lost his ability to think. He covered his forehead and said with a sigh of relief: "Be quiet for me."

He pushed Chu Chu's head away without love, but the next second, Chu Chu automatically rebounded like brown sugar, sticking tightly to Xu Lai, continuing to rub and rub happily.

The nine-tailed fox heard Chu Chu's heartfelt just now, and said in novelty and surprise: "You seem to like me very much."

Xu Lala now truly realized how much Chu Chu liked him.

Xu Lala was in a complicated mood, he tilted his head back and took a breath, and heard Chu Chu lying in his arms and saying in an innocent tone: "La La, I will definitely make persistent efforts and try to get other rewards."

Xu Lala frowned, feeling a little uneasy in his heart: "... What other rewards?"

At Chuchu, he happily broke his fingers and counted them one by one: "Praise, caress, kiss, make out, and... and..."

Chuchu's sense of shame finally came back online, and he lowered his volume because of shyness when he reached the last few words of the sentence.

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Xu Lai was puzzled just now, but the more he listened to it, the more familiar it became. The five words Chu Chu said reminded him of the PUA textbook that Tang Siniang forced him to study during prenatal education, and these five words came from the step-by-step reward chapters .

The original paragraph is as follows:

"Praise rewards, caress rewards (normal head touching is also counted), kiss rewards, intimacy rewards, and the highest level rewards..."

Xu Lale: "..."

As for Chu Chu said that he wanted to strive for "other rewards".

He has done the first three, what else does he want to do?

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lala hurriedly rejected him ruthlessly: "Impossible. There is no next time. There is no next stage."

Chu Chu hugged Xu Lala tightly, and muttered, "But I will always be obedient, very very very very very obedient."

So there should be rewards too.

Xu Lala was speechless, and suddenly realized, so Chuchuda has set up a lofty goal of being a monster since he was in Shidan. Are you determined to win these five rewards?

Xu Lala also finally knew where something went wrong with her parenting method, and it was because she had been on the road of no return since prenatal education... Fuck.

Xu Lala was in a tangled mood. Although some praying mantis spirits died, her spirit survived forever, and her fetal education was also a disaster for the world.

Tang Siniang... Tang Siniang...

When Xu Lala thought of this name, his heart was heavy, but the grievances and grievances must be clearly distinguished. Tang Siniang tried her best to save him, but now she is doing a lot of harm.

Xu Lala was in a trance when he heard a familiar prompt sound——

"Den-"

Then there were two more beeps in succession:

"Dengdeng--"

Xu Lala suddenly came back to his senses, the three sounds came from his schoolbag.