me and my monster neighbor

As soon as Xu Lai heard that His Highness Ardai's body in Wanyao Palace was "Jiaolonghuang", he made up a series of causes and consequences in his mind almost instantly.

——"No wonder" he wants to target the Dragon Clan.

——He "actually" was more courteous to Huang Niao.

Xu Lala used an unexpected "no wonder" and an unexpected "surprisingly" to express these two things with emotion.

The former is because His Royal Highness Ardai's attitude towards the dragons is in line with the brutal nature of the big monster, while the latter is because His Royal Highness Ardai, who is so brutal and overshadows the sky with one hand, can still maintain patience when courting a female.

The front and back coexist as one, like a murderer covering the sky with one hand and bloody hands, but on the way back from the slaughter, he picked a bouquet of flowers, held them carefully in his arms, and humbly dedicated them to his crush who treated him coldly object.

It doesn't make sense at all...

The phoenix bird is almost extinct in the world of monsters, and I am afraid it is also the masterpiece of His Royal Highness Aldai.

Xu Lieguang shuddered at the thought of these.

Director Luo guessed Xu Lala's association from his flustered expression, and quickly interrupted him with a smile: "Little comrade, don't think about it, since the Ovary Protection Association didn't notice that you had given birth, it's a great thing Hey, as long as you get pregnant with a second child, you will be able to live a peaceful life in Zhongnan Cave for hundreds of years."

Director Luo raised his finger and pointed to the red seal on Xu Lai's left wrist: "Everyone is in the demon world...you can't help yourself, it's not easy. This impression is bondage, but at the same time it can also provide you with substantial protection. Privileges, after all, rights There is also a unity of correspondence with obligations."

"..."

Xu Lie nodded and said "yes".

Xu Lai was "taught" by Director Luo for an ideological and political class. When he walked out of Room [-], he happened to meet Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang who had returned from catching fish. They passed by Director Luo's door and were about to take the fish to the well for disposal. .

Xu Lala walked with them and happily caught a big yellow croaker.

Li Gongbao and the others went from Director Luo's No. 13 room to Xu Lela's No. [-] room.

When Xu Lala left, the door was not closed, it was wide open, so he had just passed by his door, and with a casual glance, he saw a lump of black unknown creature lying on the ground directly opposite the door.

Xu Lala's mind buzzed, and at that moment he almost lost the ability to think——

The lump lying on the ground is Chu Chu.

Chuchu's abdomen is facing upwards, his limbs are stiff, his tongue is hanging from the corner of his mouth, and he can't breathe. Even the paper crown that he cherishes most recently is crooked on his neck.

Xu Lala had just learned from the lotus essence that Wanyao Palace had issued an arrest warrant for all the Dragon Clan. He saw Chu Chu laying motionless on the ground. He felt a rusty smell rising from his throat. Hei Dazhuang was also taken aback.

Xu Lala rushed over anxiously, knelt on the ground and was about to hug Chu Chu——

That lump of black and not slippery autumn bowed and bounced, crashing into Xu Lala's arms like a football, and let out an excited "chu!"

As if asking: "Are you surprised or not! Are you surprised hahahaha!"

Xu Lala was caught off guard by Chu Chu's impact, and was thrown to the ground by the recoil of Chu Chu's bounce.

"........."

Xu Lala was still a little dazed lying on the ground, but because Chu Chu succeeded in a prank, he threw himself on Xu Lala's chest triumphantly, wagging his tail, sticking out his meaty tongue, and shouted at Xu Lala: "chu~"

Xu Lala turned over and sat up expressionlessly, pressed Chuchu on his lap, and slapped Chuchu's fat ass.

Chu Chu couldn't dodge in time: "chu!"

Xu Lala's palm slapped loudly, but it didn't hurt, but Chu Chu screamed sadly, struggling to escape from Xu Lala's thigh.

After all, in the heart of the young four-legged snake, this palm hit not only its butt, but its fragile self-esteem that urgently needs to be cared for...

"Unfortunately" Li Gongbao and Hei Dazhuang, who watched the family farce of "the son was brutally beaten and educated for pranks", were obviously a little embarrassed. They looked at each other, and their mood became more delicate after confirming their eyes.

Li Gongbao touched his nose, smiled veiledly, and said cryptically: "Mr. Lala, as far as I know, there are basically three possibilities for animals to use the skill of pretending to be dead. One is to avoid danger, and the other is to trap prey. , the third is...courtship..."

Some animals play dead to avoid enemies, and some animals play dead to court love.

The current situation is obviously not avoiding the enemy, nor is it hunting.

Li Gongbao didn't dare to say any more.

"..."

Xu Lala leaned back on the ground with one hand, pulled Chu Chu's tail to retrieve Chu Chu who was trying to escape. He looked up at Li Gongbao with a smile on his face, and said, "Now we add a fourth possibility, like Chu Chu. It's just a simple beating."

Li Gongbao hesitated to speak: "..."

Chuchu said "chu..." to Xu Lala weakly, and dared not move with his tail between his legs.

At the beginning, Xu Lai was beaten up in front of the neighbors. Due to the problem of face, it was completely depressed for a long time, and it was no longer so clingy to Xu Lai. Even when Xu Lai went to take a bath at night, it was just Reflexively kicked his little head up, then lay down limply, flicked his tail and remained motionless.

Xu Lala ignored it, and went into the bathroom to take a shower. After taking a shower, he moved a small stool and sat by the bed to reason with Chu Chu: "In the future, you are not allowed to play the game of pretending to be dead. I will beat you once I see you." once."

Chuchu's small body trembled, raised his head slightly, and made a breathy sound: "chu..."

Only then did Xu Lala let go of his attitude, patted its little head, put the paper crown on it again, and said, "Because pretending to be dead is not fun at all, and I'm afraid something will happen to you."

Xu Lala couldn't help frowning when he thought of the current situation of the Dragon Clan in the monster world. I'm afraid it was even more pessimistic than his situation as a living human being struggling to survive in the monster world.

Xu Lala pushed back its paper crown, and lightly stroked the hexagonal scales on Chu Chu's forehead with his fingertips. He sighed and said, "No wonder you were hidden at the source spring of Jiutian River, you were sealed there and could not Break the shell, and other monsters can't touch you..."

For a moment Xu Lala had to wonder if he had harmed Chu Chu by picking it up.

Chu Chu didn't care to listen to Xu Lai's self-pity. As soon as he realized that Xu Lai's beating today was not rejecting him, but just because he was worried about him, he became active again. He wrapped his tail around Xu Lai's wrist, and tentatively poked the tip of his tail into Xu Lai's clothes. Inside the sleeve, I scratched it lightly, and then nervously observed Xu Lai's reaction...

Xu Lala was blaming himself, and when he looked down and saw Chuchu's hand holding it with its tail as if to comfort him, his heart felt warm, he touched Chuchu's jaw with his fingertips, and asked softly: "I haven't asked your opinion, just Isn't it wrong to take the initiative to hold you out of Jiutianhequan's eyes?"

But Chuchu kicked up, shook his head and flicked his tail, and yelled "chu!"

Seeing Chuchu anxiously wanting to express his no regrets with all his heart, Xu Lala held down his little head that was frantically thrown to the point of knotting, and couldn't help laughing, "It's okay, it's okay, I understand."

He touched Chu Chu's little head.

Xu Lai is naturally unable to keep Chuchu safe in the monster world, but thinking about it in an optimistic direction, it is not impossible for him and Chuchu to stay in Zhongnandong for a few years, or even ten or twenty years. ...

The next day.

Like getting up to pick up eggs every day, Xu Lala went to Room [-] to release Xiao Jiujiu for free-range breeding, and then he took the initiative to go to Room [-] to look for Tang Siniang with Chu Chu in his arms.

During Xu Lai's "pregnancy", the prenatal education course arranged by Tang Siniang not only cultivated feminist thoughts, but also taught dual-sword teaching.

The two weapons that Tang Siniang chose for him, a cone sword and a serrated knife, Xu Lala didn't even take home.

Xu Lala took the initiative to come to Tang Siniang today, hoping to take away these two cold weapons, and will come to Tang Siniang regularly to learn the double sword style in the future.

When Tang Siniang opened the door and heard Xu Lala's intention, she hurriedly invited him into the house, she rummaged in the corner for weapons, comforting Xu Lala while searching: "Lala, are you worried about seeing the strange changes in the sky in Wuwang Village a few days ago? In fact, you don’t have to worry too much, after all, you are Ovary, not to mention that the rhinoceros has been promoted to a B-level evil monster, even if the rhinoceros is now an A-level disaster monster, he will never dare to touch you !"

Xu Lai echoed with a "hmm".

Tang Siniang's room was filled with a quiet fragrance of orchids, which was very pleasant to smell. The big shelf next to the wall kept the small insects that Tang Siniang caught every day when she went out to go out. Xu Lelai avoided the big shelf and walked to the opposite table and chair to sit down. .

Chu Chu leaned on Xu Lala's shoulder, raised her upper body and looked around.

When Xu Lala came here, he had already warned Chuchu not to covet other people's things, so it has been very good since entering the house.

The table and chairs were leaning against the window, and the light was very good. A ray of sunlight three inches wide fell on the table, just falling on the buttons of the old household tape recorder. At first it attracted attention...

Tang Siniang was still rambling on, Xu Lale sniffed the quiet orchid fragrance and responded once or twice, the atmosphere was quite harmonious.

However, this leisurely and relaxed atmosphere was suddenly interrupted by a desolate and sad female monologue——

"Brother Liang, Brother Liang—"

Xu Lale:?

"How can the love flower bloom after the catastrophe, and I would like to send my hatred to the spring platform..."

"Yingtai is not a heartless girl, a sad person is already half-demented..."

Immediately afterwards, orchestral music such as Yangqin, Pipa and Dongxiao played a gentle, affectionate, slow and sad prelude.

Xu Lale: "..."

Tang Siniang: "..."

Chu Chu tilted his head at the tape recorder on the table:?

The tape creaked and spun in the tape recorder, and the diva began to sing:

"Self-pity and self-pity bring hatred in this life, with tears streaming down my cheeks, lamenting the suffering of my life but being hurt by love."

"As soon as you go, Luoquantai, I shouldn't have..."

……

Xu Lala could only feel that the pink and brown sleeved shirt flickered in front of his eyes, waving a strong fragrance of orchid, and when he took a closer look, Tang Siniang had already rushed over and turned off the tape recorder with alarming speed.

The scene suddenly fell into a dead silence.

Xu Lala swallowed, not daring to look at Tang Siniang.

But he pretended to be calm on the surface, but it was difficult to calm down in his heart. Thoughts were flying in his head, and he repeatedly said "fuck": So the opera sound that disturbs the people every night is not a female (female) ghost crying to the moon, but from For Tang Siniang's tape recorder? ? ?

Xu Lai had to think about it from Liang Zhu's aria. He originally thought Tang Siniang was the person in charge of the walking feminist investment promotion franchise.

So Tang Siniang was married and dead?How did her husband die?

Xu Lala once again thought of "... was murdered by love in the aria just now. Once you go to Luoquantai, I shouldn't have..." in the past, he has reason to suspect that Tang Siniang's husband was eaten by herself, and Tang Siniang took him to death. After gnawing, he cried every night and said "I shouldn't".

Xu Lale thought about it carefully, but felt extremely frightened, shocked, and embarrassed.

Let a woman like Tang Siniang who ate her ex-husband and never forgets her ex-husband sneak into the women's federation and become the top leader...

The female power in the demon world is in danger.

After a while of suffocating embarrassment.

Xu Lala took Chuchu into her arms, coughed, and said to Tang Siniang apologetically, "Chuchu didn't know the rules, and moved your things at will, I'm really sorry..."

Xu Lala made up her mind to play dumb to the end, Tang Siniang twisted her sleeves awkwardly for a while, then raised her head when she heard the words, bit her lips and said in embarrassment: "It's okay, it's okay... Well, I found the weapon, otherwise, let's go outside Do you want to practice your sword?"

Xu Lala nodded very cooperatively. He was even more afraid that in this closed room, Tang Siniang would suddenly turn around and draw a knife to kill him if she became furious in this closed room.

Tang Siniang helped Xu Lala hold two cold weapons, and Xu Lala followed her fearfully with Chu Chu in his arms, keeping a certain distance all the time.

Tang Siniang's body was petite and exquisite, but Xu Lai remembered that when she first saw her more than half a month ago, her skin was white and pink, and she was bright and charming. Now, instead of bright pink, her skin is a little sallow.

Fortunately, Tang Siniang's mood was fairly stable, and she didn't have the tendency to kill others, so Xu Lela felt relieved.

Outside, Chu Chu couldn't take his eyes off the awl sword and saw blade gleaming in the sunlight.

Xu Lala put Chu Chu aside, took the cone sword with his left hand, and the saw blade with his right hand, but Tang Siniang asked him to hold it in reverse.

Xu Lala was very puzzled, the awl sword was light and the saw blade was heavy, but Tang Siniang wanted him to hold the saw blade in his left hand and the awl sword in his right hand, which was unreasonable.

Tang Siniang explained: "Keep in mind that the two are used together. The awl sword seals off actions, and the saw blade smashes flesh like mud to injure him severely. Therefore, the awl sword is used first to crucify the opponent, and then the right hand uses the saw blade to severely injure him. Keep this step in mind.”

Xu Lala nodded half-understood, and asked: "Then what should I do if my cone sword fails to block the opponent?"

After Xu Lala finished asking, she turned to look at Tang Siniang, who was facing him sideways. Tang Siniang didn't answer, but opened her hands in claws, and turned her head to scare Xu Lala with an "owwow".

It's a pity that Tang Siniang's petite figure and cute appearance really didn't have any intimidating effect.She said: "If you can't block the opponent, it will be troublesome, so you have to practice hard, you just need to learn this move, unless I fall first, otherwise I will definitely protect you!"

"..."

Xu Lala thought of the last time Tang Siniang puffed out her chest and said "I will protect you" to him. She claimed that as a member of the Women's Federation, she would do her best to protect the safety of every female...

At that time, Xu Lala took Tang Siniang's "guarantee" as a joke, but now he can't believe it even more.

The author has something to say: Note: The lyrics of the opera in this article are all from the Cantonese opera "Liang Zhu's Hate History" "Wishing to Surround the Lonely Grave for Butterflies" (Thanks to my rǎomín neighbor for providing this Cantonese opera:)