me and my monster neighbor

Zhongnandong once again returned to a peaceful and peaceful retirement life. The only impact of the centipede’s death on Zhongnandong was probably that the weaving girl who was overly sad waited until the next day to finish weaving Xu Jielai’s clothes with holes. At that time, I did not forget to give a large package of sewing kits from Hei Dazhuang.

Xu Lala took the heavy sewing bag, opened it and saw that the silver needles inside were hideous, six inches long, and the thickness of the needles was comparable to the size of a grain of rice.

Xu Lale: "..."

If Nanny Rong got the injection, "Han Zhu Ge Ge" could end ten episodes earlier.

He silently accepted the sewing kit, and although the actual item he received did not match what he had imagined, he still sincerely thanked Zhizhi girl for helping her with running errands.

Xu Lela's life in Zhongnandong is also on the right track again. His chicken coop has expanded into a small farm, with chickens and cows, which can provide both eggs and milk, and he has initially achieved self-sufficiency.

Now that the small farm has begun to take shape, the second step is to train its own successors as farmers.

A new day begins with the three ringings of the morning bell in Qingyuan.

Half a month ago, Xu Lai regarded it as his belief in breaking the long night, but now it has become the bell to start his new day of busy farming.

Xu Lala was wearing a parent-child outfit specially customized by Zhizhi girl, and Chuchu was put in the pouch in front of him. One person and one snake came to the small pasture early in the morning to collect eggs and milk fresh milk.

After Xu Lai was busy, Chu Chu was hustling around in the baby bag, trying to find the secret door to the "slide" passage the day before yesterday. Xu Lai's belly was scratched by Chu Chu through two layers of light and soft fabric It was a bit itchy, and the pasture work was disturbed, so he had to stop milking the cows, took Chu Chu out of his pocket and put it on the ground, and said to it earnestly: "I can't just work alone, this is what I leave to you. family property, you will also help from today.”

Chuchu gave a "chu" to Xu Lala in a ignorant manner.

Xu Lala put the bucket under the cow's belly, and smoothly squeezed out a few sips of fresh milk according to the milking skills taught by the cow's wife, giving Chu Chu a demonstration.

He joked with Chu Chu: "As the rich second generation of a farmer, you must first learn how to milk a cow."

As soon as Chu Chu heard it, he kicked up his upper body. It always believed in every word Xu Lai said, and stared at the direction of the cow seriously and solemnly.

Xu Lala suspected that it couldn't even tell where the milking part of the cow was.

Of course, even if it could tell, it couldn't reach it.

But Chuchu's serious appearance prevented Xu Lala from taking back his jokes. He held his head up high, wearing the paper crown that he must wear when going out, and holding his short "hands". He took a breath and tried to tighten his round abdomen, trying to stretch A mighty and majestic body line that amazed the cows.

Standing in front of a huge monster (cow) dozens of times his size, Chuchu has a serious expression, and a pair of foggy eyes is looking straight ahead, as if preparing to face the cow in front of him.

Xu Lale looked very happy. Although he didn't know where Chuchu would start, after all, Chuchu had a talent for commanding chickens. Xu Lale had high expectations for it, and even felt that he might be able to retire today. happy life and enjoy the happy time of being supported by children and grandchildren.

Xu Lai squatted beside him and waited to see Chuchu's next move. Although the cow was tied to a wooden stake, Xu Lai still took safety measures in advance and moved Chuchu back a little to prevent the farmer from inheriting the snake's cow. One kick of the hoof, and he, the farmer, has no snakes in his wake.

The preparations at the beginning were very thorough, and the standby time was also very long. It held its breath and made all preparations. Finally, when it finally charged up, it arched its body and "roared" at the cow with a milky growl. : "Chu!!!"

Xu Lala could hear its roar, at least the volume of three exclamation points!

It was only because the little ranch was in the open air that Chuchu's overwhelming roar was not only lacking in momentum, but also choked on the wind after roaring, shaking his head and hiccupping.

The cow stood on the opposite side of Chuchu and looked down at it blankly. The only respect the cow gave Chuchu was to pause the movement of chewing grass in its mouth.

"..."

Xu Lai desperately suppressed a smile.

but! Yes!

The next second, the slow reflex arc of the cow suddenly came online again, and it let out a long cry of "moo", as if it was frightened or eager to defend against the enemy-suddenly put down its front hooves.

Xu Lala was taken aback. Unprepared for this sudden change, he squatted on the ground and jumped up in a panic, grabbed his son's neck, and pulled it up by the roots like a carrot in the field. Being strangled to the point of rolling his eyes, he put it in his arms and ran straight towards the gate of the fence.

Xu Lala was scared back more than ten meters, turned his head and saw that the cow was still standing there, but...

The cow's legs trembled, its body trembled, and even a stream of transparent liquid spewed out from under its body.

——It was scared to pee.

—and pissed in a barrel with incomparable accuracy.

Xu Lale: "..."

Chuchu struggled to jump out of Xu Lala's arms, with the crooked paper crown on his head, twisted his body in a grand manner, and swaggered towards the cow. He ran away, and was as strong as a "cow" and easily broke free from the rope tied to the wooden stake. After looking around in a daze, he made up his mind and rushed over and plunged into the chicken coop. The chickens and chicks were jumping around, fearing that they would be ignited by the flames of war.

The cow burrowed into the thatched pile recklessly, leaving only a big fat buttocks facing outside. The buttocks were still shaking and shaking, and the visual impact was extremely strong.

The scene was chaotic at one time.

Chuchu walked to the side of the wooden barrel crookedly with arrogant steps, turned his head to look at Xu Lai, flicked his tail and patted the wall of the wooden barrel twice, as if showing off his spoils.

It said softly "chu~" to Xu Lai again, with a lively and brisk tone, looking at Xu Lai expectantly, and beckoned Xu Lai to come over and drink "it".

Xu Lale: "..."

Thank you.

Xu Lale categorically refused to drink "cow urine", and the dream of being supported by his children and grandchildren was also awakened early, but after all, this was the first time Chuchu learned to "milk" cows, and Xu Lale was not good at dampening the children's enthusiasm, so he walked over and picked up the wooden bucket , he coaxed Chu Chu and said: "The milk can only be drunk after it is cooked, I will take it into the house first."

Chuchu didn't suspect him, squatted on the ground and stretched out two short "hands" to Xu Lala, begging for a hug.

Xu Lala scooped up Chuchu from the ground and stuffed it into the pouch in his bosom, first took the bucket containing the small bucket of cow urine out of the chicken coop, and then went back to try to tie the cow back up, but the cow was overly frightened and refused to live. Get out of the chicken coop.

Xu Lala was worrying when he saw Director Luo, who patrolled Zhongnan Cave every day, coming again, which also interrupted Xu Lala's busy morning work.

Director Luo didn't come here empty-handed today. He was holding a yellowed form in his hand—the same form that Xu Lai filled out when he entered Zhongnan Cave.

Director Luo attaches great importance to the living experience of each household in Zhongnandong. The principle of Tuosheng is to make every resident feel the warmth of home in Zhongnandong—even if it is just a black household "snake".Account registration does not need to be reported, but there must be a sense of ceremony.

Director Luo handed the form to Xu Lala, leaning on a cane and laughing at Chu Chu: "Look at my memory, I only thought of registering for Chu Chu now."

Chuchu poked his head out of the pocket in front of Xu Lala, looking curiously at the things in Xu Lala's hand.

As soon as Chu Chu's attention was diverted, Director Luo smacked Xu Lai at every turn: You lied to a snake!You liar!

Xu Lie understood it in his heart and nodded.

Director Luo laughed again, and continued, "Then I'll go to the [-]th Room for a stroll first. After you fill out the form, I'll come back and take it away."

Xu Lala replied "OK".

After Xu Lai watched Director Luo leave, he took the form and went back to the room with Chu Chu.

Very deliberately ignored the urine bucket at the gate of the fence.

Chuchu was placed on the desk by Xu Lai, and it watched curiously as Xu Lai spread the form on the table.

Xu Lala picked up the pen, and the seven bold characters of "Registration Card of Permanent Resident Yaokou" are still familiar.

He pointed the tip of the pen at the first item "Name" on the form, shook the pen and tapped the top of Chuchu's head, and said, "Your name is Xu Chuchu."

It is a matter of course that the son follows the father's surname.

Xu Lala felt that the name line was as suspense-free as the gender line.

result--

Chu Chu unexpectedly refused!He also flicked his tail and made a "slap" sound on the table, and wrapped his tail around Xu Lala's wrist to prevent him from writing.

Xu Lala was disturbed by Chuchu, in order to stop Chuchu's riot, he directly stuffed the pen into the little "hand" in front of it, and said with a sneer: "You don't want to share my surname, right? Okay, give me the pen." You, you write the head office yourself, right?"

Xu Lala put his hands horizontally in front of the table, pretending to ignore it.

Chuchu's two short "hands" couldn't even hold a pen holder. As soon as Xu Lala let go, the pen holder fell crookedly, but it didn't ask Xu Lala for help, but used its tail to curl up. Picking up the pen, he drew a slightly distorted closed "O" on the form.

When he was done, he put down the pen, squatted on the table expectantly, wagging his tail and looked at Xu Lai.

Xu Lale:?

There seemed to be light shining in the two foggy eyes, clearly sending a message to Xu Lai - waiting for a compliment.

"..."

Xu Lala rested his chin, and looked between Chuchu and the form three times. He stared at the "O" and racked his brains, trying to keep up with Chuchu's imagination.

Xu Lai frowned, worrying, thinking about it, and then thinking of the eggs that Chu Chu had to eat every day, it must be because of eating eggs every day since birth to eat out feelings, named eggs, named my surname, for this A food expresses a strong love...

Xu Lai hesitated and opened his mouth to guess:

"... Egg Chuchu?"

Chuchu flicked his tail and slapped the table in protest.

"...Zero Chuchu?"

Chuchu flicked his tail and slapped the table in protest, shook his head left and right, and opened his mouth to bite Xu Lala's sleeve.

Xu Lala poked the little chubby snake's chubby belly, talking nonsense without hope:

"...Yuan Chuchu?"

result--

Chuchu let go of Xu Lala's clothes, wagging his tail excitedly, spitting out pink and tender cherry blossom petal tongue to imitate Erha.

"..."

Xu Lai burst out laughing directly.

Xu Lala thought it was too embarrassing to stick out Chu Chu's tongue, so he squeezed Chu Chu's fleshy pink tongue and stuffed it into its mouth again.

Xu Lala couldn't laugh or cry: "What name is this... Yuan Chuchu? You are quite self-aware."

Xu Lala turned Chuchu over and touched its soft, round belly.

What should I do if the child insists on giving himself a self-deprecating name?

But I can't bear the child's own liking. Fortunately, this monster mouth registration form is not reported for registration.

Xu Lala said, "All right, as long as you like it."

Xu Lala picked up the pen and helped Chuchu register the form, writing while reading: "Yuan, Chu, Chu."

Xu Lai was only focused on writing with his head down, and he didn't notice that when Xu Lai pronounced the name, Chu Chu's gray eyes flashed a silver-blue light in the dark environment, but the glimmer was fleeting. His tail also swung twice uncontrollably, and he jumped out and wrapped his tail around Xu Lai's left wrist.

There is a red seal on the left wrist with the words Man Gloria and Ovary Preservation Society.

Chuchu's tail circled around to cover the seal, the tip of the tail gently scratched Xu Lala's wrist, and suddenly shyly "chu~".

Xu Lala didn't look at it, but turned his left wrist over and scratched Chu Chu's jaw with his fingertips.

No one noticed that the red seal pressed under the wrist emitted a faint cinnabar red light.

In the afternoon of this day, Xu Lai moved a small bench and sat in front of the fireplace to study how to steam a bowl of custard with egg and milk. It was rare for Chu Chu to be willing to leave him by his side, and had a quarrel with the little Jiujiu brothers at the door of the house.

Xu Lala mixed the prepared egg whites with the boiled milk, crushed a small cube of white sugar, added it, and steamed it in a pot.

Xu Lala heard the crowing of cocks and the crowing of cows outside the house, so he added more firewood and got up to go out.

He didn't need to look to know that Chu Chu and Xiao Jiujiu, the pair of demon kings in the world, would dominate the small ranch.

Xu Lala left aggressively with the idea that "the bear boy should be beaten up". As soon as he arrived at the small ranch, he saw this scene in front of him——

Chuchu wore the paper crown of "Lovely Head", raised his head and chest, and squatted proudly on top of the overturned bucket, while Little Jiujiu stood beside the "throne", facing their chickens and chickens The hens and chicks lined up neatly in a row, huddled together, not daring to move or crow.

The cow was at the end of the line, trembling on all fours, trembling violently.

"..."

Standing by the fence, Xu Lala watched Chuchu and Xiao Jiujiu, the two monster cubs, having fun with the house wine. The scene was strange and funny.

Chu Chu, who was squatting on the "throne", might have smelled the scent of Xu Lai, and when he turned his head and found Xu Lai, he said "chu!" to Xu Lai, and wagged his tail, signaling Xu Lai to come over. Its "subjects".

Xu Lala smiled, and as soon as he opened the fence door, he felt the sky suddenly darken.

He looked back, only to see the sky in the distance hanging low, the sky seemed to have a hole, the hole was in a whirlpool, dark clouds were pressing down on the city, thunder and lightning flashed.

Xu Lala was completely out of the situation, and because the changing sky was far away on the other side of the river, he just froze in place, at a loss, and had no thought of running away.

Other neighbors who lived nearby all ran out of their homes because of the abnormal sky. They gathered together and stood at the fork between No.12 and No.13 rooms, looking worriedly at the sky not far away.

Li Gongbao frowned and said: "...I am afraid that the rhinoceros in Wuwang Village has broken through."

Zhizhi girl shivered and shivered, but Tang Siniang tried to calm her down.

Li Gongbao once mentioned that the rhinoceros spirit was originally a C-level monster, but now that it has broken through again, it must be a B-level monster, also known as a "disaster" level monster.

Both of these are disasters, but C-level is just "disaster", while B-level is "bad".

Xu Lala still remembers that the day he first came to Zhongnan Cave, Li Gongbao gave him a science popularization. The Jiutian River blocked in front of Zhongnan Cave is a natural line of defense. Only super C-level monsters in the disaster level can directly cross the river. Ordinary C-level monsters can cross the river directly. Maybe I can't bear it...

At that time, there were no monsters in Wuwang Village headed by Rhinoceros that could cross the river.

Now, the rhinoceros has probably become a B-rank monster.

Li Gongbao looked at Xu Lai with worried eyes.

Xu Lala couldn't help hugging Chu Chu tightly, but Chu Chu only cared about whether its paper crown was squeezed crookedly.