me and my monster neighbor

……

But Xu Lala never thought that his life would become so easy.

The news that Xu Lai had woken up was reported by Director Luo and other monsters, and the threshold of No. 13 room was almost broken, and the neighbors came to condolences to him in groups.

It was only then that Xu Lala found out that the news that the little bastard he had given birth to had blinded his eyes spread like wildfire and spread in Zhongnan Cave this morning.

Shitou Jing, a poor household in Room No.13, is in a special period of postpartum care. Childbirth consumes a lot of vitality, mana has not yet recovered, and it is difficult to be self-sufficient in food, clothing, housing, and transportation. Now she has to take care of a blind cub who cannot do without him all the time. .

Neighbors sent out requests one after another to list Shitou Jing's family as a "double special poor household" and focus on giving support and subsidies.

Brother Niu and Mrs. Niu in Room [-] brought a basket of fresh wild fruits and vegetables for Xu Lai’s dinner, as well as a basket of small toys (eight-piece cat and dog set), which was said to have been prepared by Mrs. Niu for her children. ;

Hei Dazhuang in Room [-] carried a large bundle of dry firewood to keep Xu Lai warm at night, and brought a bucket of clean and drinkable well water to quench his thirst;

The hyena spirit in Room [-] offered to help Xu Lai shovel the chicken excrement in the chicken coop;

Mr. Fu from Room [-] brought Xu Lai a glass-fired trophy of "Double Special Poor Households", on which there were other neighbors' thumbprints and stamps for certification;

With the consent of other neighbors in Zhongnan Cave, Mr. Bu Ting from Room [-] made an exception to ring the morning bell at noon, and prayed for Xu Lai's family;

Director Luo from Room [-] sent Xu Lai a small stack of cub books, so that Xu Lai could use them as bedtime reading materials for Chu Chu, but repeatedly emphasized that Xu Lai should read the story first and then read the story to Chu Chu, so as to increase the interaction between parents and children ;

……

The vixen widow A in Room No. [-] secretly slipped a small package to Xu Lai, which also seemed to be wrapped in a brick book.

She quietly said to Xu Lai: "I heard that your baby is a female doll, and I specially passed on to it the secret treasure handed down from the ancestors of our nine-tailed sky fox. According to the true inheritance of the ancestors, the females will definitely be able to control the males with ease in the future!"

"..."

Xu Lala felt that the handed down treasure in his hand was very hot, so he declined with a smile: "Actually, Chuchu is a great treasure... a treasure."

Widow A sighed in self-pity, interrupted Xu Lai and said, "It's a pity that my understanding is too poor. After reading the secret books of my ancestors, I can't learn the essence, and it is even more difficult to find a husband. Therefore, I reluctantly gave it to the predestined demon. .”

Widow A forcibly stuffed the small package into Xu Lai's arms, and Xu Lai held it somewhat helplessly, and finally stuffed it under the wild fruit basket.

……

The weaving girl in Room No.11 specially wove a set of clothes for Xu Lai all night, including a white long-sleeved inner and a black jumpsuit.

The texture of the clothes is soft and smooth, the workmanship is fine, the thickness is moderate but as light as a feather, the length of the inner clothes is slightly shorter, and the size of the one-piece overalls fits just right.

The design of the overalls is simple and solid, and there is a large pocket sewn on the front of the body. The outline of the pocket is embroidered into an exquisite pattern with dark red needlework, and the embroidery is very good.

Girl Zhizhi stayed up all night to make this suit, and her eyes were red. She gave a brief introduction to Xu Lai: "This big pocket is designed for a baby bag, and you can put your cubs in the 'nursery bag' at ordinary times. Liberation It is also more convenient to travel with your hands."

Zhizhi girl not only considers the design of clothes to be beautiful, but also considers their practicality.

Xu Lala took the clothes and thanked Zhizhi girl.

Neighbors are concerned about Xu Lai's health.

Xu Lala replied: "It's okay."

The neighbors are also concerned about Xu Lai's mood today.

Xu Lale:?

Xu Lale replied: "Not bad."

Neighbors are particularly concerned about Xu Lae's physical and mental health. After all, Xu Lae experienced an accident yesterday and gave birth to a little bastard who raped a "rapist". He was kind and chose to keep the child because he thought the child was innocent. Permanently blind.

This is really worse, misfortunes never come singly.

Before coming, all the neighbors have also received the special training for maternity escort provided by Miss Zhizhi. They were very worried that Xu Lai would suffer from postpartum depression and multiple traumas after Zhizhi girl's tearful postpartum information popularization. a complication.

Therefore, as kind, friendly, united and helpful neighbors in Zhongnandong, the neighbors should help Xu Lai to regulate his physical and mental health, prevent postpartum depression and complications in advance, patiently accompany Xu Lai to overcome the difficulties of the cub period, and reduce his Suspicious alone time, it is bound to use redoubled warm care and kindness to warm up Xu Lai's gradually frozen body and mind.

Xu Lale recounted his experience from the implicit and eager concern of his neighbors:

report!Living in Room No.13, Shi Shijing couldn't eat well, couldn't sleep, and was tortured by the pregnancy, and it took a hundred years of pregnancy to reach the expected date of delivery!

Heartbroken!

report! Room No.13's Shitou Jing gave birth prematurely to a little bastard, but the real situation was that she was forced to conceive by a big monster!

Shock!

report! In order to keep the little bastard child, Shitou Jing in Room NO.13 has to fight wits and courage under the eyes of the Ovary Protection Association and TGM. It's just trying to survive!

worry!

report! The little bastard born to the stone spirit in room NO.13 is actually a little blind, and the mother and child are lonely and helpless!

Pitiful!

……

After searching for hundreds of kilometers, I'm afraid I can't find another little goblin with such ill-fated fate as Xu Lai.

But unfortunately, Shitou Jing insists on raising chickens to support himself, and under the leadership of Tang Siniang, he insists on learning feminist culture, and strives to contribute to the construction of feminism in the demon world in the future.

After Tang Siniang, she is another female of the new era who is self-improving, strong and unyielding.

……

Even Xu Lala couldn't help crying for his sad "demon".

It is really not easy to survive in the monster world. As long as he is left in the monster world for a day, the column "Listen to Xu Lai Telling You Stories" will continue broadcasting endlessly. What tragic deeds of male and female tears...

In short, survival is not easy, it all depends on acting skills.

And the poor little bastard that the neighbor said was "helpless", "lonely and helpless", at this moment, like a bully who collected tolls, he thought he had a fierce face, lying on Xu Lala's lap, his eyes closed Stare at the movable life form that may appear at the door at any time.

The warm scene of neighbors condolences to the needy households has also become a scene of courtiers paying tribute in a second.

When Chuchu saw a neighbor with an unfamiliar face coming in from the door, he immediately arched his back, the bone ridges on his back crackled, and his tail was hooked high. It made no secret of its hostility towards the neighbors.

Only when the neighbors indicated that the purpose of approaching Xu Lai was to give gifts, did it whimper and shake its head, and put away the demonstrative bones on its back.

"..."

Xu Lala also roughly understood that the movement of erecting the two ribs on the back at Chuchu is equivalent to rolling up the sleeves of a human being to expose the biceps.

It is showing its own force and showing the demeanor of a "big" monster.

If Chu Chu is not satisfied with the gifts brought by the neighbors, Chu Chu will stretch his spine and let out a low growl of warning throughout the whole process.

Among them were the little genius doctor Luji who brought a pack of essential medical supplies for the family, Mr. Fu who sent the glass seat plate of "Shuang special poverty-stricken households", the black bear spirit who carried a small bamboo basket with him, and a leg of crocodile meat , Li Gongbao who appeared with a black cat in his arms.

Luji's little doctor and Hei Xiongjing were frightened by Chu Chu's thin threatening voice and shrank away from the door, while Mr. Fu gracefully bowed halfway, his porcelain white smiling mask concealed the changes in his expression, and his voice was always smiling. Unhurriedly explained: "It should be that I had a glass of wine at home before I came. It seems that the little guy is very sensitive to the smell of blood. He will definitely be a good hunter in the future."

Xu Lala hurriedly vetoed it with a wry smile: "It's a pity that Chuchu's eyesight is not very good, and he is delicate and lazy. He can't bear hardships and can't bear tiredness. He must not be a good hunter."

Chu Chu turned her head back to look at Xu Lai: "Chu?"

Xu Lala read its heart from its eyes: I feel as if I have been offended.

Xu Lala ignored its legitimate request for a rectification of its name, covered its forehead with one hand, pushed its head back, smiled at the neighbors, and rubbed Chuchu's back pretending nothing happened, forcing it to show off its mighty The bone ridges were pressed down one by one—the arrogance at the beginning was suppressed by more than half in an instant.

Facing such "rude and rude" treatment from Xu Lai, Chu Chu didn't know whether he was enduring the pain or the itch, flicked his little tail around Xu Lai's hand, turned his head and gave a weak "chu" to Xu Lai .

Xu Lala didn't care, but just scratched Chuchu's jaw.

When Li Gongbao appeared with the black cat in his arms, Chu Chu shook his head violently again.

The black cat in Li Gongbao's arms would stare at Xu Lala every time it saw Xu Lala, and would even blow its hair and show its teeth to attack Xu Lala.

Feng Shui took turns today, just before the black cat's pair of yellow and blue yin and yang pupils stared at Xu Lai, when Chu Chu stood up on Xu Lai's legs, the bones on his back were already crackling.

Xu Lala put his legs together and sat on a small stool with his knees slightly bent.

Chuchu's whole process from his thighs to his knees is as mighty as recreating the classic scene of the Lion King walking to a steep stone wall overlooking the vast grassland.

The black cat was frightened on the spot and let out a miserable "meow--".

The only shortcoming of Chu Chu's momentum is that the black cat in Li Gongbao's arms shrank behind Li Gongbao's feet to hide because of fear of Chu Chu, but Chu Chu kept his head upright from beginning to end, staring straight ahead.

——It deviates from the position of the black cat by at least 45 degrees, and they are not on the same plane at all.

Xu Lai was also able to confirm the diagnosis. It is true that Chu Chu's eyesight is not very good and his eyesight is impaired.

Xu Lala held Chuchu's belly in one hand and hugged it back into his arms, patted its little head, and warned it not to embarrass itself again.

Li Gongbao stood two arms away from Xu Lai, and did not continue to approach.

——This distance is exactly within the safety line of the arc drawn by pee pee on the first day of junior high school.

Xu Lala also noticed that the pair of black leather boots that Li Gongbao wore in the morning had been replaced by a pair of reddish-brown leather shoes.

Xu Lala hugged Chu Chu tightly in his arms, and asked Li Gongbao to sit down on a chair with an apologetic face.

Xu Lala tried to increase the distance between Chuchu and the neighbors, and took the initiative to find a topic to talk to Li Gongbao: "I'm really sorry this morning, Chuchu is a little shy of strangers, just like your black cat."

Li Gongbao hugged the black cat that shrank behind him in his arms. The black cat curled up with its tail between its legs, and buried its small head under Li Gongbao's armpit.

Li Gongbao patted the black cat's stiff back, his drooping eyes narrowed with a smile, he raised his smiling eyes, and replied: "I think it's different, Chu Chu showed you a protective attitude, but mine Cats are simply hostile to other people."

Although the external manifestations of the two are similar, they are fundamentally different.

But Xu Lala frowned imperceptibly, grabbed a sensitive word in Li Gongbao's words, twitched the corner of his mouth and repeated with a smile: "Don't... people?"

Li Gongbao was also taken aback for a moment, and his facial expression and body movements suddenly became tense. He pulled up the corner of his mouth and said with an apologetic smile: "Mr. Lala... do you support the extreme conservatives more?"

Xu Lale:?

Although Xu Lala didn't know what Li Gongbao was talking about, when he heard the word "extreme", he thought of Tang Siniang's domination, and he denied it flatly: "No... I'm just a little surprised, because I seem to rarely be able to get it from monsters. Hear the word 'person'."

Li Gongbao breathed a sigh of relief, smiled at Xu Lala, and said, "Then I can rest assured..."

Xu Lala learned from Li Gongbao that in the world of monsters, monsters that turned into humans could also be called monsters in the past. "Human" is not a specific term for the human race, but a general term for all species that walk upright and have independent thinking.

Until a hundred years ago, under the connivance of the Wanyao Temple, the extreme conservatives overshadowed the sky, advocating and declaring that the human race is a lowly race. In order to show the nobility of the monster race, monsters should no longer lower their status and call themselves "monsters".

Li Gongbao said: "I just remembered that Mr. La La was only in his seventies a hundred years ago. A hundred years ago, you just entered the period of enlightenment. It is normal for the younger generation not to have experienced the relatively peaceful era a hundred years ago. "

Xu Lala coughed lightly, and smiled awkwardly at the fact that he almost showed himself. He stroked Chuchu's head, lowered his head and kissed it, and then came back to cover up his embarrassment: "I was really vague at that time..."

He then asked very curiously: "A hundred years ago, did the human race and us monsters live in peace?"

Li Gongbao shook his head and answered Xu Lai's questions: "That's not true. The more peaceful era only refers to the inside of the demon clan. I remember that the human race has always been very afraid of our demon clan. They might be scared to death when they see us. , there is no peace.”

"..."

Xu, a real human being like a fake, La La, showed his own experience. On the surface, he talked with monsters, and called them brothers and sisters every day, and even called them sisters...

In fact, he panics a lot every day.

At this time, Xu Lala suddenly heard Li Gongbao say: "But I don't hate humans..."

Xu Lala unexpectedly raised his eyes to look at him, and impulsively agreed: "I also..."

Li Gongbao looked at him curiously.

Before Li Gongbao could speak, Xu Lala added: "Me too...it's okay, I don't hate it but I can't say I like it either."

The author has something to say: Widow: If you study properly and learn the true biography of our ancestors of the fox clan, females and females will be able to control males with ease in the future...

Chuchu: female female female female mother (crazy)

(Voiceover: La La is also male.)

Chuchu: …It’s not impossible to see.