me and my monster neighbor

Chu Chu couldn't use his tongue to help him eat like cats and dogs. He could only raise his head high and open his mouth wide and round, waiting for Xu Lai to "force-feed" him like a funnel.

Xu Lai simply put the spoon aside, and directly poured the egg liquid from the egg shell into Chu Chu's mouth.

Chu Chu's throat and neck slipped, and without even taking a breath, he poured all the egg liquid into the belly in one breath.

When the last slippery egg yolk slipped into Chu Chu's mouth along the smooth eggshell wall, the wet and soft egg yolk stuck to its throat. Chu Chu closed his mouth, shook his head, shook his head and coughed a few times dryly, still shaking his tail. I sneezed twice before swallowing the egg yolk.

Xu Lala hurriedly ran along its back, and didn't feel relieved until Chuchu spit out a tongue like a cherry blossom petal and licked his own mouth.

Xu Lala apologized, "Do you still want to eat? I'll break up the egg yolk for you this time."

Chu Chu raised his head, nodded up and down, and shook his head left and right.

Xu Lala didn't understand what it meant, but he brought another egg.

However, just as he swung around, his outstretched hand was caught by Chu Chu's tail.

Xu Lale:?

Chuchu's whole body is lying on the chair, the stubby hind limbs prop up the back half of the body, and the round buttocks are pushed up. It has learned this new posture to maintain body balance by self-taught.With the help of its hind legs, it pushes forward like a forklift, and "shovels" all the way to Xu Lai's hand. It raises its head, opens its mouth wide, and directly holds one end of the egg. With its hind legs, it pushes its body an inch forward. Also swallow the egg an extra three centimeters.

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lai lightly held the other end of the egg with his fingertips, and saw that Chuchu was struggling to hold the egg, and the skin on his cheek became smooth and flat as if stretched by the round egg. To get it out, help Chuchu stuff the egg into its mouth.

While Xu Lala was hesitating for a moment, Chu Chu exerted all his strength, his buttocks were raised high, and his upper body was pushed up by his weak forelimbs. It assumed a bullfighting posture with its head bowed and aggressive, and Xu Lala supported the bottom of the egg to keep the egg Without moving help, he stuffed the egg into his mouth in one breath.

A whole egg slid into the belly along Chuchu's head and neck, and he could even see the full trajectory of the egg's slide. When the egg passed its neck, it almost made its neck twist...

Xu Lai touched his neck subconsciously, seeing Chu Chu eating made him tremble with fear.

Chuchu swallowed the whole egg into his stomach, Xinzheng Yixue was ashamed that he was almost choked by the egg yolk, proudly raised his head at Xu Lela, and burped contentedly, then lay down on the spot, turned over and took a nap. It doesn't move at all, only the tail is rhythmically waiting to be digested, showing its chubby belly.

Lying down at Chuchu seems to be integrated with the cushion of the chair, without moving the floor for an hour.

Xu Lala sat in front of the fireplace, drinking rich chicken soup and eating chicken and eggs with rare luxury.

Since he came to the world of monsters, it was difficult for him to eat regularly. After he finished his lunch and dinner, it was getting late outside.

He was sitting on a small stool, and Chi Xi leaned back against the seat and leaned against Chu Chu to digest. He took off his school uniform jacket and put it in a ball on the back of his head.

At the beginning, it only took up the chair. Xu Lai's shoulders took up most of the position, but they didn't interfere with each other.

Xu Lai touched her belly clockwise to help her stomach move.

The firewood in the fireplace was crackling, it was dusk outside the window, and it was very warm by the fire.It was rare for Xu Lala to relax. When he was drowsy, his face was suddenly twitched, and a "snap" woke him up.

He straightened his upper body and covered his cheeks in a daze. Although the slap just now was very light and didn't hurt at all, he was sure but not sure—Chu Chu actually "slapped" his face? ?

"..."

Xu Lala looked in disbelief at the culprit who was squatting on the chair, slender and coquettish, and flicked his tail to please him, but gave him a "small mouth" when he was drowsy.

The only thing that has faded away is that the lame ξ ship tube is indistinct and Φ is suppressed.

At this time, the light outside the house gradually dimmed at the end of the dusk, and there were three sounds of evening drums in the distance, resounding thousands of miles, the sound of the drums was dull and majestic, with strong penetrating power.

Xu Lala was in a hurry to close the doors and windows, and he didn't have time to be as knowledgeable as Chu Chu. He just got up and took two steps, and from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Chu Chu also kicking up in a hurry, and it stretched its head to catch up with him. Looking at the direction, looking at the posture, it seems that two chairs of the same height are rushing to catch up with him.

Xu Lala hastily turned back and picked up Chuchu and put it on his shoulders, for fear that Chuchu would fall and knock again, also afraid that Chuchu would regard Mr. Bu Ting, who was in charge of beating the bell and beating the drum, as the next false school, and even more afraid that Chuchu would be knocked down in the morning and evening. All vent their anger together.

Xu Lai pulled the house up and closed the small windows in the attic even more tightly, and even used ropes to persuade him to eliminate potential safety hazards.

After finishing all this work, Xu Lai returned to the fireplace, and added a few pieces of firewood to the small brazier inside the fireplace to make the fire burn more vigorously.

According to the usual practice, he is going to take a bath next, but Chu Chu can't leave him for a moment now, and the faucet in the bathroom is connected to the water of Jiutian River, which has a strong corrosive effect on monsters...

Xu Lie was in a dilemma.

Xu Lala thought for a while, pulled off a piece of medical gauze, and took Chuchu into the bathroom.

The furnishings in the bathroom are very simple, with a half-length mirror, a sink, and a tripod fixed on the corner of the wall.

Xu Lala temporarily put Chuchu in the washbasin. Chuchu's clumsy limbs had no place to rest in the smooth washbasin. No matter how hard he groped and rolled, he couldn't climb out of this damned washbasin. rushed up to a height of two feet, and soon slipped down to the basin like a slide.

Chu Chu has never been a cub who can persevere, and he quickly gave up. He only raised his head, and his eyes, which are good at capturing dynamic vision, stared at Xu Lai's figure.

Xu Lala rolled up his sleeves and hurriedly covered the tripod.

There was an unsealed bottle of shampoo on the tripod, Xu Lai had never used it, of course, he put the shampoo in the corner, cleaned the rack twice, wiped it clean with a rag, and wiped off the remaining water droplets on the tripod I also wiped off every drop, and then used adhesive tape to stick one end of the medical gauze to the support of the tripod, as if making a covering cloth, and the other end was threaded with a rope tip to form a lovely scene. Active curtain.

After finishing the preparations, he dried his hands before he carried Chuchu onto the tripod, and then fastened the movable door curtain made of folded layers of medical gauze.

In the middle of the "door curtain", Xu Lai cut a rectangular strip, like a viewing window of a prison door, whose size and position are just right for Chuchu's height and size.

Xu Lala said to Chu Chu who was locked in the "temporary prison" outside: "You can see me inside, right? So when I am taking a bath, you can't get out, be careful that you will be splashed by the bath water Come on, if you move around, I'll take you outside the house."

Just now Chuchu raised his short, fat little front leg and scratched the gauze in front of him. Hearing that, even his movements became stiff. He even forgot that Xu Lala couldn’t see his movements inside, so he just pretended to be innocent. When something happened, he made a lucky cat gesture and quickly retracted his short legs.

Xu Lala warned again worriedly: "You can't get out, do you hear me?"

Chu Chu dragged out a little milky voice, and let out a soft "chu", and sure enough, she stayed there obediently, and Chi Xi was willingly trapped in this small, cramped cage.

The medical gauze is pure white, while Chuchu's small head and eyes are black, and the visual contrast is very strong.

Xu Lala saw Chuchu obediently revealing a pair of misty black eyes from the "visitation window", looking like a smoker and avoiding lights, but he was arranged clearly.

Xu Lai couldn't help laughing out loud.

The tripod in the corner was an arm’s length away from the shower head, and Xu Lai also turned the shower head to the other side to ensure that the bath water from the Jiutian River would not splash into the corner of Chuchu.

Xu Lala took off her clothes and stood under the shower head, only to take a quick shower and take Chuchu out, without paying much attention to Chuchu's behavior——

Chu Chu was "locked" in a narrow tripod, unable to stretch his body at all, and his long tail that dragged the floor could only be wrapped around his feet and stowed away.

But it squatted obediently and obediently in the tripod from the beginning to the end without moving, its body was full of sugar, only the tip of its tail flicked slightly, and its neck would lower its body shyly from time to time I didn't dare to look at it again, but within a second of restraint, I eagerly stuck out my little head again.

At the beginning of the day, I happily repeated the above small movements.

Chu Chunao Xin Yuhuang O repeated I┒yun said a word: Your family is very good-looking, you have to work hard to cultivate the human form, so that you can see how good-looking he is!

I didn't understand it at first.

It doesn't quite understand it now, but it just thinks that the red, blue, purple and purple on his Le Lae's body is really pretty.

Its nervous and excited little mood is reflected in the unknowingly increased horsepower of the tail tip flick.

Chuchu's head remained still, level with the position of the "visitation window", but in order not to expose its immature reaction to the tip of its tail, it moved a short, fat leg nearby, "clicked", and died Stomp on the tip of his tail firmly, and force the tip of his tail to calm down through violent cooperation.

Xu Lala took a combat shower, scrubbed off his close-fitting clothes, dried them by the fire, and put on his school uniform first.

He wiped his hair clean, and then "bailed" Chuchu out of the tripod. He couldn't help but praise Chuchu: "You are really obedient, and you didn't move around, good boy."

Chu Chu turned his head to the side, pretending to look at the scenery elsewhere calmly, but the tip of his tail that was flicking wildly still betrayed the little restless joy in his heart.

Xu Lala put Chu Chudang on the bed in his arms, not because he disliked it being dirty, but because he was going to go to the well in Zhongnan Cave to fetch water for Chu Chudang's drinking water and to wipe his body.

Xu Lala asked casually, "Do you like taking a bath?"

Chu Chu:?

Hearing this, Chu Chu flicked his tail frantically, while sticking out his upper body, shaking his head from side to side—it used this set of contradictory movements to show that he really only liked it a little.

It didn't take long for him to be busy within Chu Chu's field of vision.

The small wound on the right hand side was still bright red, and Xu Lai frowned, faintly suspecting that his body's self-healing ability had begun to deteriorate.He used medical gauze and medical tape to simply mess around and tidy up the room hastily, then moved a small stool next to the bed.

He took out the draft book, drew in the book, and ran through the story lines he had made up these days. He was forced to create a number of inhuman settings for himself. mind Mapping.

Xu Lai circled the penultimate box: Mana.

The next most urgent task is to end his pregnancy now, and his "mana" will slowly recover.However, it is simply a fantasy for Xu Lai to acquire the strength of crabs. For the current plan, he can only pick up a matching stone block in advance and save it as a backup.

There are also requirements for stones. First, they must be flat enough. After all, with Chuchu's first child as a comparison, his re-pregnant belly bulged as if he had been pregnant for a year.

The details will make or break the difference.

Xu Lala straightened out the logic and figured out the next priority. He tore off the draft paper, crumpled it into a ball, and carefully threw it into the fireplace to burn it to ashes, so as not to leave any clues behind.

As the night deepened, insects rang outside the house.

Xu Lae was lying on the bed early, and the opera arias of female fishy Jin Rusu could be faintly heard outside the window.

"...The three-foot solitary grave is still wet...Zi Ni has already buried the idiot..."

"...only poplars and grasses are left... to accompany you at the Lonely Spring Terrace."

Xu Lala has also gotten used to the lamentation in the middle of the night, and has no other physical sensations except that it disturbs the people.

If possible, he would even recommend Tang Siniang's feminist series of books to this infatuated ghost.

Xu Lai was half dreaming and half awake, in a daze like this

Xu Lala lost consciousness, and when he was about to fall asleep, there was another "pop", and he opened his eyes suddenly in fright——

He was flicked again by Chuchu's tail. .

However, the culprit gave a happy "chu~" with a small turn, and even moved his head to arch Xu Lala's face.

Xu Lai could no longer use "accidentally" to help Chu Chu lie. He was drowsy just now, and he was aroused by the awakening. A naughty little thing.

It only heard Chu Chu make a soft "chu", but Xu Lai didn't respond to its call, and it panicked again immediately, with its stubby little front legs resting on the edge of the pillow and pushing, then raised its tail and tried again. Pulling towards Xu Lala's face——

Xu Lala took precautions in advance this time, and leaned back and slammed the tomb. Although Chuchu's tail fluttered and patted the pillow, it was even happier when it saw Xu Lala finally move.

"..."

Xu Lala turned over and sat up, bent her knees and put Chuchu on them.

Xu Lala suddenly thought that Chu Chu would wake him up by patting him the first time he saw him falling asleep and not moving.

Xu Lala scratched its jaw, lowered its head and rubbed its little head, and said, "I'm fine, don't worry about me."

But it's impossible for Xu Lala to stay up all night with Chuchu, and he boils snakes while others boil eagles?This is obviously impractical.

Xu Lala yawned, and Lai Shuangman pulled the tip of Chuchu's tail to the radial artery of his wrist, and asked Chuchu, "Can you feel the blood flowing in the artery?"

Chuchu's head shook up and down twice.

Xu Lala lay on the bed, put Chuchu back on the head of the bed, stretched out his hand and asked Chuchu to wrap his tail around his wrist, and said, "As long as the blood is still flowing, I'm still alive, you are not allowed to slap my face again." , good boy. When it’s dawn outside the house, I’ll wake up.”

Chu Chu really obediently lay beside Xu Lai's hand, its tail wrapped around Xu Lai's wrist, its eyes could not be closed, and it counted Xu Lai's pulse sleeplessly all night.During the period, Xu Lala moved his body and turned over in his sleep. Chuchu would raise his head excitedly, but when he saw Xu Lala turned over and stopped moving, he lowered his head and moved to the other side of the bed , curled his tail around Xu Lai's wrist, and lay beside him.

so repeatedly.

Long night.