me and my monster neighbor

Director Luo was in the excitement of going to ask for credit and receive the reward. He supported the chair with one hand and his hunched back with the other, bent down to pick up the landline phone on the ground, and couldn't wait to put it back in place.

Seeing Director Luo connect the landline to the phone line, and rummage "I am here, where are you in the phone book" freestyle rummaging in the drawer of the desk, the fear deep in Xu Lai's heart is like an ant breaking a bank The swarms covered his whole body in black, causing tremors all over his body.

The Ovary Protection Association is not as easy to fool as the monster neighbors in Zhongnan Cave. They are not kind and there is no need to pretend to be kind. Once they know that Xu Lie has given birth to a stone egg, Xu Lie will never escape the tragic fate of being taken into public ownership by them as a mobile delivery room. It will also be arranged to go on a blind date with various big monsters...

If he is unlucky, he will be treated as an appetizer when he and the monster go on a blind date, and the bones and meat will be chewed and swallowed.

If he is very unlucky, he will be "eaten" first and wiped clean, and then eaten dry and wiped clean—both the dignity and the bones are killed in battle, and they are all eaten by the big monster.

Xu Lae shuddered.

The call was undoubtedly an admission letter for death.

There was a rusty smell in Xu Lala's throat, and he just yelled: "Director Luo..."

Seeing that Director Luo had pulled out a dusty booklet from the drawer, he picked up the handset of the phone with a happy face and put his head on his shoulder, spit out his saliva and wet his fingers, and twisted the footer of the booklet, Open the title page of the phone book.

Zhongnandong is not valued by the superiors, and the director of the street office in Zhongnandong is also in name only. Even with the phone book, which symbolizes the width of Director Luo’s demonic pulse, there are only three phone numbers in total on the booklet, which is as thick as one finger wide— —

The note on the first number is called "Hello, Dear Leader of Yaokou Bureau".

The note on the second number is titled "Hello, Dear Municipal District Leader".

The third number is the target he was looking for, and the name of the note is also the longest, which is: "Dear members of the Yinwuxu Branch of the Ovary Conservation Association, hello."

This phone book is enough to show how humble Director Luo is.

But at this time, Xu Lai is more humble in front of Director Luo.

The sound of the phone's keys sounded like a reminder.

He racked his brains and tried to make up another bizarre and unspeakable secret for himself, but he was so nervous that his brain was congested, and he had no clue at all.

The little black snake held in his hands yawned lazily. Its mouth grew too big, and its small head was stuck on the stone egg. Due to the limited space, its lower jaw was against the edge of the stone egg, and it was difficult to yawn freely. , it just cheered up again, twisted its body and started to realize the ambitious hegemony of breaking the shell again.

Xu Lala lowered his head and saw the little guy, a flash of light flashed in his head, he raised his head suddenly, and called Director Luo anxiously: "Director Luo! Please hang up the phone!"

When Xu Lala spoke, Director Luo just entered the last number key of the phone number and pressed the dial button. When Xu Lala hurriedly called to him, he was so frightened that his hands trembled and he hurriedly pressed the receiver back on the landline.

A "beep beep" phone call sounded in the house.

Director Luo and Xu Lai both heaved a sigh of relief.

Tang Siniang blinked her eyes and asked puzzledly, "What happened to Lae? Why didn't you call the Ovary Conservation Association?"

A room full of goblins had the same doubts.

In the cognition of these ordinary little monsters, Ovary is a symbol of dignity, and this bloodline is the spoiled by heaven. Even Wanyao Temple has specially legislated and established the Ovary Protection Association, giving them special rights and interests, which shows their status.

But why did Xu Lale resist the Ovary Conservation Association?

The doubts of the neighbors gradually turned into curiosity. They smelled gossip and secrets, and looked at Xu Lai one after another.

Xu Lala hugged the stone egg tightly, raised his head and said to the monster neighbors in a begging tone: "I don't ask everyone to help me find the biological father of this child to get justice, but please help my poor child..."

Neighbors were bewildered.

Aunt Niu and Widow A, who were overwhelmed by maternal love, said in a hurry: "You say what you say, as long as I can help, I will definitely do my best."

Xu Lala bit his lip, and blamed himself with a trembling voice: "I always thought that the seed in my stomach was a baby conceived by self-incubation...so I took it for granted that the child in my arms was also a stone spirit. When I registered for Ovary that day, I Registered on the information column as self-fertilization and pregnant... Therefore, the members of the protection association all agreed that I was pregnant with a little stone spirit with a hermaphrodite physique, so they naturally recognized it as a little Ovary..."

Tang Siniang comforted Xu Lai and said: "Although it is a little troublesome to report false information, the purpose of the Ovary Protection Association is to serve Ovary, and it may even hunt down and punish that damned snake demon for you. It will definitely not be for such a small matter. It's your fault!"

Tang Siniang blinked her pink eyelashes, her eyes filled with soft light and hope, and she encouraged Xu Lai.

Xu Lala tugged at the corner of his mouth, and said bitterly: "Then what if... TGM is involved?"

"..."

Hearing this, the ogre neighbors in the house were suddenly silent, and they didn't even dare to breathe.

TGM

Natural disaster-level big monsters each occupying a place in the realm of nothingness.

This is a group that frightens ordinary little monsters.

If Ovary is the chosen pamper of heaven, then TGM is the true son of heaven.

Deserving the title of TGM, there are only a few big monsters with strong natural strength and noble blood. Chaos, and dragons.

Divine beasts and ferocious beasts can be divided into several major periods according to their cultivation. Among them, the ancient divine beasts and ancient ferocious beasts are the most powerful, and they can be said to have the ability to destroy heaven and earth.

The reason why Ovary can surpass other females and become so precious is because Ovary's special physique can achieve cross-species reproduction, and the fetus can inherit the excellent genes of the father to the greatest extent.

In other words, every Ovary belly is equivalent to a second-generation copy of TGM.

As for the Ovary Protection Association, it should actually be called "the association that protects Ovary in order to better serve TGM" is more appropriate.

Therefore, Xu Lale just raised the question of "what if TGM is involved" - it is not a problem at all.

Because there is no doubt that TGM will always be a priority service object of the Ovary Conservation Society.

Mrs. Niu, who promised to help without hesitation just now, asked tremblingly: "But, but your child has just been born, how could you get involved with TGM? Is there some misunderstanding?"

Xu Lai was very regretful: "When I registered with Ovary, I registered that I was pregnant by self-fertilization. This information has been updated on my file. I called the Ovary Association yesterday, and the association told me... that there is already a child lover. Cub-obsessed TGM, make an appointment for the fetus in my womb, and my child will become his child bride-in-law..."

The neighbors were all jaw-dropping.

Only the little black snake in the stone egg, who still doesn't know the suffering of the monster, is still struggling to break its shell.

The thinking of the cruel and ruthless big monsters is very simple and rude. If the TGM knows that the child bride-in-law Ovary he pre-arranged is a counterfeit, there will only be one end for Xu Lala's child——

He was tortured and killed on the spot.

As for the Ovary Association, it shouldn't be too embarrassing for Xu Lai, after all, he still has production value.

"..."

The neighbors were shaking.

Xu Lala's fingers holding the stone egg also froze.

Originally, he just wanted to prevent Director Luo from making a call, and made up a random reason, but now after listening to the analysis of the neighbors, he realized that the little guy in his arms was indeed facing such a disaster.

And it was because of him.

The fate of this poor little guy was tied up by him.

Xu Lala's mind was running fast, trying to figure out logic, trying to keep himself and this little guy.

He earnestly said to his neighbors: "I beg everyone to help me keep the fact that I have given birth to a fetus secret. The Ovary Association still thinks that my due date is a hundred years later. I will also take care of my body as soon as possible so that I can re-fertilize myself, and then I will be able to." If you don't tell the Ovary Protection Association, you won't be implicated in any way... Although this child is a little bastard who came by accident, it is my child after all, and I want to do my best to keep it..."

"..."

The monster neighbors who were present marveled at the tragic experience of Xu Lala's mother and son, and were moved to tears by Xu Lala's motherly love.

Although the Ovary Protection Association and TGM affiliated to Wanyao Temple kept the little monsters with low mana away, the kind-hearted neighbors in Zhongnandong finally couldn't bear it. After a moment of hesitation, they nodded and agreed to Xu Lai's request.