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"Senior brother, two children have diarrhea from eating recklessly, and they don't say anything when they have diarrhea. The pickled things flow down their trouser legs. Their car stinks to death." Sun Changhui was still worried? He didn't make it clear. I specially gave Shen Changqing a detailed description.

Shen Changqing wrinkled his nose, feeling that he was so far away, that smell? He could smell it clearly: "No need? The description is so true...you will wait."

No, really? Can't go on like this.Take care of the children, teach them how to dress and eat, teach them how to read and learn martial arts, and help them dry their urinated mattresses. They can bear it too. Washing diapers is already one, two, three. Four times, no more!

"Do you have paper?" Shen Changqing asked Sun Changhui.

"Ah?" Sun Changhui touched his body, and took out... a stack of toilet paper, for wiping those children's buttocks, "Brother, do you want it? Is it convenient?"

"No." Shen Changqing took the paper over, thinking it should be barely usable?He bit his fingertips, drew a spell on the straw paper with blood from his fingertips, threw the spell on the ground, and shouted loudly, "Come out!"

The straw paper fell to the ground and immediately swelled up, finally becoming a faceless paper figurine.Shen Chang was relieved: "Let this guy wash the diaper." In fact, monks have cleansing spells and dust-removing spells, but children can't stand those spells. Ordinary clothes, especially soft fabrics like diapers, can't ?Unable to bear the dust removal spell, it rotted after just one use, so I can only think about cleaning it.

Sun Changhui was also excited, but he remembered something: "Brother, it's a paper figure, it won't melt when it gets wet, right?"

Shen Changqing: "..." Not to mention the previous life, even in this life, when his body was not crushed by Master, he would definitely say that it couldn't be melted.But now...he? Not so sure.Their current cultivation is too low, that is, about the third level of Qi refining, and it is already very difficult to draw such a paper figurine, "I'm not sure, let's try."

The two walked forward, but the paper figurine stayed where it was.It was only then that Shen Changqing realized that the paper figurine was more useless than he thought, and he had to keep controlling it to move.And the paper figurines are soft when they walk.Ji Hansu also saw that paper figurine, should he? Describe it, this paper figurine is like a balloon figurine popular at the entrance of a shopping mall in modern times to attract customers, especially when it walks, its limbs dance wildly, which is very comical style.

Half of the children thought the paper dolls were scary, so they ran away.Half of them thought it was fun, so they came over to watch.If it weren't for Shen Changqing and Sun Changhui's prestige among the children, I'm afraid there would be some mischievous children rushing up to grab something.

The paper figurine finally came to the side of the big tub, and several big children looked at the paper figurine happily.I don't know how long it lasts, just wash it a little? That's fine.However, as soon as the paper figurine touched the diaper, there was a "bang" and it turned back into straw paper.

Shen Changqing: "Fuck!" Because the cultivation base is too low, this thing can't block the filth!Especially feces and urine, just a little bit and it's over.

"It's okay, I figured it out. When I come back, I'll carve one out of wood and hide the talisman paper in the puppet's body,"

"So, brother, do you want to carve wood now?" Sun Changhui squinted his eyes and asked.

"Of course I'll go later. Now, let's wash it by hand." Shen Changqing glanced at it. Sun Changhui was a very thoughtful kid, and he always squinted himself, making him want to beat him up. .

Only then did Sun Changhui smile: "Okay, everything is up to senior brother."

Shen Changqing hehe twice, took a deep breath and was about to give an order, when he suddenly coughed—he was so focused on the paper figurine just now that he ignored the smell for a while, but suddenly he took a deep breath, and the stench was blocked directly It's in his throat, it's good to hang him? It's just so cold.

Sun Changhui and the others rushed over and slapped their chests, while Chang Wei's silly boy was still yelling: "Senior brother, you're big? Take a few breaths, and you'll come back!"

No one thought of adding a spell to block the stench for him!Even Shen Changqing felt that these little bastards did it on purpose, otherwise why would they press their arms and pull their hands one by one, making them even want to cast a spell on themselves?

You are just jealous, jealous that I spend more time with Master than you!Also jealous that I know spells that you don't know!Who... what did you bring to wipe my face?You stay away from me!

In the end, it was Sun Changhui who pushed away the one who wanted to wipe Shen Changqing's face with a dirty diaper, and at the same time added a spell of isolation to Shen Changqing.

Finally? Slowed down, Shen Changqing glared at Sun Changhui: Don't think I don't know, this matter is definitely your kid's mastermind.

Sun Changhui replied with a typical squinting expression: I am the mastermind, so I can make my brothers and sisters not? Too? Too much.Otherwise, it will not only be pouring your face with diaper water, but you will be covered with sacks in the middle of the night.

The two smiled politely at each other, swallowed the slander against each other in their stomachs, and officially started working.In the absence of tools and suitable charms, no matter how good they are, there is only one simple way to wash clothes - rubbing, and you can't use too much force? Rubbing them to pieces.

A group of older children sat in rows, the older children took care of the younger ones, and the younger children ran around screaming.Because Ji Hansu had patted positioning charms on their bodies, they were not afraid of losing them or encountering danger.

Scrubbing the diaper in his hand, Shen Changqing, who used to only have himself and Ji Hansu for this trip, began to miss him? Those brothers and sisters: Master, you don’t bring your brothers and sisters with you because they are all My dear, I am not, am I?

On the way to Pingbo City, Shen Changqing had been studying how to wash clothes, but the plan of the wooden man was given up: the wooden man would tear diapers and clothes to pieces if he used it with "extreme strength".They? Got another laundry stick that can beat the clothes by themselves: Or the strength is too? Great?

Later, Ji Hansu felt that it would be good if he could transform from a big demon to a daily necessities and commodities businessman under cultivation civilization, so Ji Hansu connected with Little Pig's Trotters, in Zhu Under Zhao Zhao's off-site guidance, he made a small washing bucket and gave it to him?—Inject real yuan, and the washing bucket will spin, and there are two modes of washing and drying.

Shen Changqing used it once, and was so moved that two tears flowed out in an instant, and immediately ran back to look for Ji Hansu: "Master, you really love me!"

Ji Hansu looked at him and knew that his "love" was not love, but he still decided to hit him: "Then the talisman on it is only valid for twelve hours, and you have to do it yourself in the future. "

(｀Д)!! Master, although I was once inhuman, but you...

After twelve hours, the small barrel really turned into an ordinary small wooden barrel.Shen Changqing began to scratch his head and copied the way of making this keg. When they arrived in Pingbo City, he finally had the first finished product.

But this laundry bucket is now as big as a water tank, not to mention washing clothes, a child can stuff two or three into it.The washing was not as clean as Ji Hansu's small bucket, it didn't have a drying function, and it often lost control, such as bursting out all the clothes with water, but everyone was already very satisfied.

And Pingbo City is a big city.When Ji Hansu and his convoy entered the city, they were first thought to be merchants, but after seeing so many children inside, they thought they were traffickers.The soldiers guarding the city had a bad face: "You are not allowed to enter the city! You just wait for the buyer outside the city."

"I'm not a human trafficker, these are my apprentices. Otherwise, look, which human trafficker doesn't bring a single helper?" Ji Hansu's smile remained unchanged. Although he misunderstood, he was kind?

The soldiers also had doubts. Looking at the convoy, there were children poking their heads out of each car curiously.Regardless of whether they are male or female, ugly or handsome, these children are all dressed in the same clothes. Even the ones guarding the side of the car are older children in the same clothes.They've also seen skilled monks who used spells to lure people away and followed them, but those people's eyes were dull and their movements were stiff, while these children's expressions were agile and their movements were agile.

"Is it true? To tell you the truth, now that my cultivation is stagnant, I want to build a sect. These children will be the mainstay of my sect in the future."

"Oh..." The soldiers believed it now, and asked him to enter the city after paying the poll tax.

Shen Changqing was a little surprised why Ji Hansu didn't mention him? He belonged to the Wuji Sect. After thinking about it, I understood.The Promise Sect is too famous, so I am not afraid that the soldiers will not believe it. After all, the token is real. I am afraid that the news will spread, and some people will deliberately abandon the child for the child's benefit.

Ji Hansu didn't go directly to the place where Ji Hansu worked as a private school teacher, but still searched for a place to live step by step.

With such a long line, it attracted people's attention all the way, and it was once again regarded as a child seller.Those who can understand people's words are still persuaded to leave, and those who don't understand... Ji Hansu thinks that his own children are too? It's time to practice.

"Senior brother, come on!" "Senior sister, come on!" "Senior brother peeled off his pants!" "Senior sister poked his eyes!"

Shen Changqing: "..." If he is not beating someone right now, and his hands are not idle, he must cover his face now.Two lifetimes, no, it's three lifetimes now. He fought quite a lot, and even got yelled at a lot, but it was the first time he was yelled at like this.It's not like a fight, it's like a busker.

Especially those little brats who don’t understand anything, who are big? Crying, and those who want to urinate and squat on the side to urinate...

"Ah——" Shen Changqing erupted, and slapped him? The opposite? The little guy who was looking for faults far away, "Master! Let's find a place to live!"

Face, it’s not that I don’t want it? You, it’s the world, I can’t have it? You.

Finally, there is a place, and after recognizing the place to buy food, Ji Hansu started to wander around again. This time he first brought back a pair of female nuns, the elder sister was named Fang Wen, and the younger sister was named Fang Jing.The two sisters are both of the Foundation Establishment University? Consummated cultivation base, which can be regarded as the upper-middle level among casual cultivators without sects, but unlike other female cultivators who have given themselves a youthful and beautiful face, the two of them They all look like middle-aged women.

But people don't care about their appearance. They just know that these two sisters are good people. They said that they just came here to take care of their children. It couldn't be better.

But... After letting the two of them take care of their children, Ji Hansu found out that they didn't know how to take care of them at all.But they didn't mean to cause trouble, they study very seriously, even if the object of study is those children who haven't started yet, they won't be careless, then that's all right.

Afterwards, apart from the children, Ji Hansu brought back a few casual cultivators one after another, which seemed to be a little crazy, and then Ji Hansu finally brought back the little pig's trotters!

At this time, no one paid too much attention to the little pig's trotters. After all, Zhu Zhaozhao deliberately suppressed his cultivation after he came, and now he has completed the Foundation Establishment Grand Prix. In other respects, in the eyes of others, he also ?It is nothing special.

After staying here for a month, everyone set off to leave.

"Master, didn't you cleanse the demonic energy here?" Before leaving, Shen Changqing asked a little strangely. Others didn't see the difference. He? Of course it couldn't be.

"Pingbo City is a big city, how can I set up a spiritual eye here? It's just to find someone."

"That's right." Shen Changqing nodded, "Master, do you really want to start a sect outside?"

"Well, idle anyway? Is idle."

"..." Really? I don't know, he? This master still has such a side? "Master, then we..."

"Children, why are you talking so much?! Don't be lazy, take care of your juniors' homework! And is your laundry tub ready yet?!" Ji Hansu slapped Shen Changqing on the back of the head, and drove him away .

Shen Changqing _(:з」∠)_Okay, he? He really wanted to talk more nonsense so he could be lazy.Those little kids are so annoying!Too? Annoying!Too? Annoying!

"Brother, brother, I made candy for you, Uncle Wen, and I left the biggest one for you." "What's the big one? You have a big bubble in there. I left the sweetest one for senior brother!" "My! My! Brother, me too? The one left for you is green!"

"..." Sometimes, it's not that annoying.

half an hour later

Shen Changqing: "Three multiplied by five is equal to? How many! Say it later!"

"It's equal to eleven." "No, seventeen!" "Eight!" "Three five! Three! How much is your two? Hands plus one foot?!"

"Two? Hands and one? Foot..." "That's eleven!" "Nine?"

"Ahhhhh!" Shen Changqing let out a hiccupping scream, he suddenly realized, "No! Today I'm teaching the multiplication formula of three, Master Fang said how much is three or five?"

"..."

"You're playing tricks on me, aren't you?"

"But I think Uncle Fang is wrong." "Why must three five be? It's fifteen, I think it's eleven." "I forgot..."

"Three fives make fifteen!"

"But Master said, if you dare to question it."

"Don't question it!" Shen Changqing felt that the blood vessels were about to burst. He really wanted to throw all these little bastards into the washing tub, to wash their brains!

Sitting in the front car, no need to eavesdrop, Ji Hansu can hear clearly: "Hahahahahahaha!"

Therefore, exam-oriented education is good, big? Children and children can't sit still.Isn't it good to be a fart devil, doing homework every day and tutoring homework?

The author has something to say: Ji Hansu: Exam-oriented education is good!Holding a lantern and calling CALL

Zhu Zhaozhao: (￢_￢) scumbag

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