Celestial Master [entertainment circle]

It was expected that the rest of the mandrills came to investigate the situation, and after the two of them covered up their human identities and talked with them for a while, the two mandrills inevitably asked about the whereabouts of the shells.

"Drill San, what are you going to do with the previous body? Just throw it away?"

I have to say that this title is really enough, as if reminding Luo Shifang to play an annoying villain at all times.

Luo Shifang grinned, waved his hands and said, "The bodies of those two old people have been used for so many years, and they are almost useless. They are sour and smelly. Naturally, they have been crushed and have no energy."

Yan Yuan couldn't help feeling that the other party's current appearance was too much like a scumbag who played with people's hearts. This must be acting skills.

Mandrill Seventeen listened, and smiled evilly: "You are such a bad mandrill, you only like young and beautiful people."

Luo Shifang waved his hand generously, and smiled evilly: "Who doesn't like young and beautiful people? Look at how energetic we are now. Especially Mandrill's face is really unique, just looking at it makes me want to eat it."

"..." Yan Yuan was silent.

Ignoring the first half, if Luo Shifang said this from the heart, it would be... so happy?

Of course, the other party said this sentence from Mandrill's point of view, with an attitude towards food, so Yan Yuan's mood was very complicated.

"So, did you eat the right food last night? Phew!" Mandrill Shiqi was speechless, as if this was a very secret matter.

And for the Mandrill tribe, eating offal and wearing human skin is indeed a very private matter.

Because the Mandrills do not reproduce sexually, food is the most intimate and hottest way to express their relationship with each other, just like what mortals do.

For a moment, the two mandrills were holding the old man's skin, showing a shy and unspeakable appearance.

Mandrill Seventeen asked curiously: "How does it feel to eat the right food for the first time? We have a good relationship and plan to try it out. By the way, I would like to ask you, how do these two taste?"

Luo Shifang put his arm around Yan Yuan's shoulder and said, "You'll know if you try it? Of these two, one is full of chewy texture with a hard texture; the other is delicious with a moderate texture."

This is of course a random nonsense, he can't elaborate, it's easy to tell the truth if he talks too much, who knows what kind of attitude Mandrill San used to be?

Seeing that Mandrill Seventeen was not satisfied, Yan Yuan fake coughed twice, Mandrill Twenty immediately released his coercion, told the former to quiet down, and stopped talking about this matter.

Mandrill [-] showed a regretful expression: "We plan to start eating tonight. But your body is broken? After all, it has been used for so many years, what a waste, what a waste."

Luo Shifang frowned, as if he couldn't understand the other party's stingy appearance, and said in a natural tone:

"What else can we do? Can we still lay eggs if we keep it? Now let's catch up with the trend and use the beautiful skins of young men and women. In the future, we can kidnap more people and help other people of the same race change their bodies and have a good meal."

The two mandrills laughed happily, and each said in a tone of emotion:

"Hey~ Today, Mandrill can speak. He just changed his body, and his brain has become brighter. But it's true. In recent years, it has become more and more difficult for us to hunt. After the gradual improvement of human technology, every search and rescue The force is very strong, and if you want to eat it, you must eat it clean, and there must be no bone debris left, which is really annoying."

"It's also thanks to the sacrifice of Mandrill II... Look at how good you are now. Mandrill got rid of the entanglement of Mandrill II and is with you now! You said that Mandrill II didn't like to eat people when he was alive. , You still don’t let us eat, you really don’t understand the mood. Fortunately, you both support the hobby of cannibalism, this time we are so smooth, the Mandrill clan may soon regain its glory!”

In just a few words, a lot of information was revealed, and Luo Shifang and Yan Yuan's expressions were not natural for a while.

——It seems that the Mandrill tribe is not as united as imagined, and there are still things that exclude and frame the same tribe, and it is only due to the deviation of "food preferences".

And Mandrill... is really a mistress who lives up to his name!

Seeing that the conversation would be endless, and there was even a possibility of leaking, Yan Yuan patted the table, indicating that he wanted to speak.

As the "Drill" with the most right to speak, he succeeded in quieting the sound in the room.

"Now that we have infiltrated them, let's change the bedtime order later, so that those who can't eat live together, and those who can eat live together, so it's easier to do it."

But why aren't they infiltrating the Mandrill tribe?

The two mandrills didn't even know that they had been caught, and they had no objection to it. They lamented Yan Yuan's wit, but they didn't know that the "drill big" in their mouths had already become a pool of powder.

It is only the "person" Yan Yuan who is speaking now.

After chatting with each other for a while, the two were sure that the two mandrills didn't know much more than Mandrill Da and Mandrill San, but at least they had figured out the situation in Xiaojia Village.

This is not Xiaojia Village, but an illusion woven together by the Mandrill people. In fact, the van has already driven to the depths of the remote mountain forest.

At present, there are eleven mandrills with second-level strength and ten mandrills with third-level strength in the village. After removing Mandrill Da and Mandrill III, there are still eight mandrills left.

As for the second-tier mandrill, he can't even be called an opponent.

It was rainy at the moment, and even at six o'clock in the morning, it was almost the same as night when the lights were turned on. After waking up, everyone in the program team rushed to Luo Shifang's room as soon as possible, and happened to run into two mandrills in old man's skin Say goodbye to Luo Shifang and Yan Yuan.

The two mandrills were in a good mood when they saw the delicious food waiting to be eaten.

"Yo~ you guys are here, eat and drink well today, treat Xiaojia Village as your own home."

Mandrill [-] and Mandrill [-] touched the hands of several people, all of which contained deep meaning in their words. Seeing everyone expressing their gratitude in astonishment, they left in a good mood.

There is no doubt that in their view, most of the strangers in the program group have become their pockets.

The camera actually recorded this scene.

Seeing the two old men walking away from the stone road with vigorous steps, the few people whose hands were touched felt goose bumps all over their bodies.

Everyone's face is not very good-looking, not because of poor rest in the past two days, but similar to seeing something extremely scary, but having to suppress the fear.

After Luo Shifang greeted everyone to enter the house, Wang Weihan's first words were:

"Brother Shifang, Mr. Ding...is he at home now?"

Luo Shifang: "It, I went back to my hometown temporarily last night to visit relatives. After I left, I didn't come back this morning. I probably won't be back for a while. What's wrong?"

After being beaten to ashes by him, it is true that he went back to his hometown to "visit relatives".

Luo Shifang originally planned to comfort everyone, but he didn't expect that after hearing his comfort, other people's expressions became even worse.

"Visiting relatives? I think they plan to bring relatives over to eat with us!"

Li Lei immediately thought of the person in the movie who was gnawed to pieces by the zombies, and the excessive nervousness directly made him nauseated to the point of retching.

"Ohmygod! Your evil spirits in China are so terrifying, my Bible is completely useless... Whatthef*ck!" Richard's face was pale, and as a priest, he even uttered swear words, showing his nervousness .

Mandrill is a natural elf, not an evil spirit, and there are obvious differences between the Eastern and Western systems, which makes Richard no different from ordinary people in front of the Mandrill, and may even taste better.

Luo Shifang and Yan Yuan looked at each other.

The atmosphere of the program group yesterday morning was very good. They were talking and laughing after work. Why did they come together today as if they were dying?

Wang Yan spread out her hand, holding an electronic data sheet, and she let everyone take a look at the value of the watch.

"This is my self-made spirit field detector. Once there are evil spirits or similar creatures nearby, it will respond. The normal index is 1~10. If it is above 11, it means that there is a weak magnetic field. If it is above 100, it means that there is a ghost. …Yesterday it was just a flashing red light, but now the value has reached more than 1000, indicating that there are many powerful wills forming a spiritual field, and I can’t do anything about it. Obviously it wasn’t like this yesterday…”

That's because there are more than [-] mandrills in Xiaojia Village. After learning that Mandrill Da and Mandrill [-] "successfully" ate, they immediately became unscrupulous and could no longer hide their strength.

Tomori Hondo said: "After I separated from you last night, I went back to the car temporarily to get some things. When I was in the car, I found an old man staring at me... Afterwards, I found that all areas shrouded in fog have formed We're stuck here and can't get out."

This matter... Luo Shifang actually knew about it a long time ago. From the moment he came in, he felt the strange change in the weather, and he decided that this would be an extraordinary journey.

Li Lei took out the laptop, clicked on a folder, and a long list of video files was displayed on it.

"Just in case, I also bought four button cameras, the data can be directly transmitted to the computer, and they were placed in the rooms of me, Wang Weihan, Bentang Youli, and Wang Yan... This is what we took when we slept last night. video, take a look."

I have to feel the power of technological progress. The button camera is far smaller than the video camera, but as long as you find a good angle and place it, you can also take very clear pictures.

Luo Shifang clicked on a random video, which happened to be from Wang Weihan and Richard.

The two people in the picture were sleeping soundly, but they saw the door of the room opened silently, and two old men floated in, surrounded the two of them, greedily sucking something with their ugly faces, and after a while, even from A withered vine protruded from the mouth, and it kept moving on the two of them.

If it weren't for the two being judged as "inedible" objects, I'm afraid they would have been eaten alive long ago.

"Puff~Puff~Puff~"

Luo Shifang and Yan Yuan put on the bluetooth earphones and watched intently, but a long and indecent sound suddenly sounded from the earphones, which made them stunned.

The two mandrills in the picture obviously also smelled an indecent smell. It happened that one of them was facing Richard's thigh. ontology.

Mandrills are very disgusted with dirt, so when they eat internal organs, they often lose some parts they don't like.

After being smoked, the two mandrills lost their appetite. They glanced at the snoring Richard in disgust, and left in a dispirited manner, still chattering in their own language.

Luo Shifang and Yan Yuan looked at Wang Weihan and Richard with complicated expressions.

Is this a funny horror movie?The gloomy and weird atmosphere was instantly destroyed, and it looked very funny.

"It's not me!" Wang Weihan had already watched the video on his mobile phone, and his mobile phone was also connected to the camera in his room.

At this moment, he just looked at the screen and didn't hear the sound, so he knew what was going on, and quickly waved his hands to explain: "Idols don't do these indecent physical behaviors!"

--Depend on!What a heavy idol burden.

Everyone present couldn't help but think so.

Yan Yuan thought for a second: I seem to have heard this sentence somewhere... Oh, he had thought of similar words before.

He wants to declare again that the overlord will not have the above-mentioned physical behavior.

The person involved, Richard, scratched his head, and said with some embarrassment: "I'm not acclimatized, and my gastrointestinal function is not very good. I ate too many bananas yesterday, so..."

"It's okay, it's understandable." Luo Shifang said with concern, "After returning to the city, I'll prescribe some traditional Chinese medicine for you. The acclimatization is just a small problem, and you can recover after drinking the medicine for two days."

"Oh~ it's a miraculous Chinese medicine." Richard first sighed with emotion, and then said bitterly, "If we can go back... To be honest, I already miss the sound of my children crying in the middle of the night, even if it is very noisy , at least it’s better than dealing with evil spirits all day long.”

When Richard speaks Chinese, he always has an inexplicable translation accent, which makes him still give people a funny taste in most serious environments, which is very suitable for funny variety shows.

It's just that when everyone felt that their lives were seriously threatened, no one responded to it anymore, but the cameras were still operating, faithfully recording the images.

Luo Shifang looked around at the members of the program group who were in a state of anxiety with serious eyes, clapped his hands, and two loud applause brought everyone back to their senses.

"I will let you return safely. I promise, they will not have a chance to hurt you. We already have countermeasures."

As soon as the word "countermeasure" came out, all members of the crew showed hope.

At this time, Luo Shifang seemed to be the only "savior" of the program group.

Wang Weihan said anxiously: "What should I do? Brother Shifang, just tell us, we will definitely complete the task."

"The details will be kept secret for the time being, but we have to rearrange the accommodation." Luo Shifang said calmly, "Yesterday we mainly filmed during the daytime, but the highlights of the ghost show are more at night, so we used this reason to divide the guests into groups again. , this grouping is up to me."

Others naturally did not object.

Immediately afterwards, Luo Shifang divided the people into two groups according to the situation of "can be eaten" and "cannot be eaten".

The staff of the program team and He Dalei are a group of "can be eaten", a total of five people; the five guests are a group of "cannot be eaten"; Yan Yuan is in a special situation, so he stays with Luo Shifang at any time.

Because Luo Shifang didn't go into details, and other people didn't know the basis of the grouping, Li Lei was still puzzled by this: "Isn't this the grouping of guests and non-guests? If there is accommodation in a variety show, it is usually grouped like this Way, celebrity guests don't live with the staff... But, this is a variety show that really ran into a supernatural event!"

At this moment, "Into the Unscientific!" "The program group has no members who are materialists at all. It would be fine if they just bumped into cannibals. The opponents are old, weak, sick and disabled. They are a group of young people with great strength, and Luo Shifang is there. How could it be impossible?

The problem is, these old men and women are obviously not human!How can people float like smoke, and stick out withered vines from their mouths!

After hearing and seeing it with his own eyes, Li Lei couldn't wait to sing "This world is going to collapse at any moment", and his three views were shattered.

——There will be no more supernatural shows in the future, and when he returns this month, he will immediately go to the temple to worship and ask for an amulet at home!

Just as he was thinking this way, two male staff members beside him pulled Luo Shifang and began to cry.

"Master Luo! You have to find a way to save us!"

"We have eaten those...provided dinners for two consecutive days, will we die?"

Li Lei didn't get angry when he heard this, and said in a low voice, "I've told you many times, don't eat! You just want to eat! Starved ghost reincarnated, you can fit anything!"

"It won't die." Luo Shifang comforted, "After all, if you die, the meat will definitely not be so fresh, so they would rather kill you alive than poison you first and then eat them."

The two male staff members cried even louder when they heard this.

——Still alive?It's even more terrifying!It is better to be poisoned to death!

Yan Yuan patted Luo Shifang's shoulder helplessly: "You're not very good at comforting people, so let me do it."

To be precise, it is not "not very good", but "too bad".

He said: "Those foods should not make you sick, and may even have the effect of detoxification, but they are definitely not the foods we have seen, so you should not eat them in the future... Do you feel uncomfortable these two days? Is it?"

When the two male staff members heard it, they thought it was very reasonable. They looked at each other, and one of them said:

"It's not a big problem, but the toilet runs more frequently."

Luo Shifang said: "The things you eat still have the function of marking, and this kind of marking, unless you die or they die, it is difficult to remove."

Just like animals in nature leave marks on their food, the same is true for the mandrills. Those who can eat them first must be those individuals with strong strength and great contribution, while individuals with weak strength and small contribution will be ranked first. later.

Presumably, the Mandrills have not been preying on many human races in recent years, and it is rare for prey to come to their door. The internal competition must be very fierce. In order to prevent their own food from being eaten, the Mandrills try to mark people, otherwise their food will be regarded as being eaten by others. The same clan robbed it, so there was no reason to say it.

After clearing up the confusion, the two male staff felt relieved.

Richard stepped forward mysteriously, and asked Luo Shifang in a low voice: "Brother, can you tell me what the original appearance of those foods is?"

"I don't think you want to know." Luo Shifang said empathetically, "Just treat this as a nightmare. Adults shouldn't be too curious."

Richard: "... Oh! Damn it, your answer makes me more and more itchy, but I dare not eat it... Can I take it home and study it?"

Sensitively hearing the word "research", Wang Yan's eyes lit up, and he turned his attention to the two people who were communicating.

Human curiosity is likely to make the parties regret.

Luo Shifang knew this truth very well, but after thinking about it carefully, this matter was nothing, so he seriously gave feasible suggestions.

"If you really need to, you can put them in a glass bottle, you have to leave a hole in it, or you will die."

— so the food is alive?

Bentang Yuli frowned, and murmured: "It seems that I caught catalpa worms and kept them in a bottle to play with when I was young..."

Yan Yuan immediately took another look at him: the truth is out.

Next, in an inexplicable atmosphere, the program group continued to record.

As for the material, it is the videos shot last night.

At this time, Li Lei and others were still not very interested, but their spirits recovered a little bit, and some clips were played, and the five guests watched it before conducting science popularization.

Richard: "Well, this is a spirit that hates dirty things and will seize human bodies. Obviously it has reason, so it hates human waste, but just like some people with slight cleanliness, these Dirty things can't be their Achilles' heel. Given the environment we are in now, I think this kind of spirit will appear in the foggy mountains and attack passers-by, so please be careful."

Bentang Yuli: "Well... this should be a traditional Chinese elf and monster, similar to the mountain bastard in our island country. It is a kind of old lady-like monster that lives in the mountains. It will eat the guests who stay there. There are good and bad things in the mountain basking , but I don't know what they are. Besides, we are trapped in the fog and can't get out, maybe this kind of monster is more powerful than Yamabashi."

Wang Yan: "I think we are now in a special magnetic field, which disturbs our various senses, making it impossible for us to discover the original appearance of the residents living in it, but under the camera, they are real It was recorded in detail, and showed a desire for human flesh and blood. So they have real flesh and blood, at least they are not simply 'spirits' - a kind of magnetic field. Fortunately, being tangible also means that they can be destroyed."

Wang Weihan expressed his nervousness and fear in a concise sentence: "I'm so scared that I don't know what to say!"

After all, among the guests, only he is a layman, and a layman must have a son of a layman, so let's show the trembling of ordinary people obediently.

The one-day recording was successfully completed, and the materials recorded in the past few days are full of explosive points, which can fully support a supernatural program.

However, when the program is broadcast, even if the broadcast content is indeed the program group’s personal experience, some people will definitely think it’s fake... Sometimes human beings are such animals that don’t see the coffin and don’t cry.

After nightfall, one copy of the camera was placed on the guest's side, and the other was placed on the staff's side. Luo Shifang pinned the button camera to his neckline and put the phone away to ensure that no details were missed.

In the middle of the night, a few mandrills rushed into the room where the staff lived, and nodded in satisfaction as they watched a group of people lying flat and sleeping on the ground.

They couldn't help salivating at the thought of eating fresh offal in a short while.

"These three belong to the two of us."

Mandrill [-] and Mandrill [-] had a strong attitude, pointing to Li Lei and the other two male staff members, and were about to move people home to enjoy, when they were stopped by other clansmen.

"You guys are going too far! Those two human races have your mark, so forget it! This person was just brought back by you to raise him, and he doesn't have a mark. Of course, he will give it to Qi Qi!"

Mandrill VI was the first to speak, and he has the best relationship with Mandrill Seven. It can eat people, but the latter cannot.

Seeing that Mandrill [-] and Mandrill [-] wanted three people because of their good relationship with Mandrill and Mandrill, of course it couldn't see it.

When they started snatching food, they lost any camaraderie. They quarreled while talking, and fought when they quarreled. The other three mandrills helped to persuade the quarrel, and they were also beaten out of their anger.

Not long after, the seven mandrills fought into a ball, the room was blustery, and the ice and stones were falling, and the people woke up early. The ice stone fell on their bodies, almost making them bounce, and they were sitting in shock in a dying illness. But for the safety of his own life, he dared not open his eyes.

At this moment, another mandrill's powerful aura came, causing the mandrills who had lost their minds to froze after beating them.

"Drill San, this is a matter between us, don't worry about it!"

Mandrill [-] yelled, but his fighting spirit was high, and he was about to use his mana to fight a few more times.

All of a sudden, red threads were thrown out in a net shape, wrapping precisely around every mandrill.

The few mandrills that were still floating around immediately fell to the ground, looking at Luo Shifang who suddenly appeared in surprise.

"Caught it, seven of them."

Luo Shifang raised the corners of his mouth, the plan was indeed effective.

Tonight is the harvest time.