one-handed years

"Father, what are you laughing at?" the little boy holding his hand asked him.

Cheng Tianhao knelt down, pinched his little face and said, "Dad saw Lin Lin's favorite Winnie the Pooh, the Winnie the Pooh is so cute."

"Really? Where is it?" The little boy opened his eyes wide open, like a little puppy... Well, Cheng Tianhao looks like everyone to a dog, but the breed is different...

Although Cheng Lin is small, he is very good at making small calculations.Dad usually doesn't play with others, so he finally agreed to accompany him for a day, and he had to play it all, and asked Dad to buy a lot of things as gifts for him!Winnie the Pooh... I don't like Winnie the Pooh, but since it was suggested by Dad, let's like it reluctantly! "Daddy take me to find Winnie the Pooh!"

"Okay!" Cheng Tianhao picked up his son and walked straight to where Li Lu was.

Cheng Tianhao put his son down, Cheng Lin didn't see Winnie the Pooh, but happened to be facing Li Lu's slightly pouted ass, so the little kid was upset, "Where's Winnie the Pooh?"

Li Lu was lying on the wall panting, when suddenly the words "Winnie the Pooh" popped out from behind his buttocks, and he had a conditioned reflex, "Winnie the Pooh is here!" He squatted down and faced the children face to face with a chill, and he didn't know how to pretend. After a long time, you really think of yourself as a certain bear, right?Answered so smoothly...

The little boy stared at the big brother in front of him, um, seeing that you are pleasing to the eye, I will forgive you for pointing your butt at me, good-looking people should have privileges, but... Li Lu also looked at the little boy, this kid is so beautiful, The eyelashes are as long as two small fans, and the pink and tender cheeks make people want to take a bite, but why do they feel familiar?Li Lu shook his head, isn't it? I feel familiar when I see beautiful children. Could it be that I am a pedophile in my subconscious?

Li Lu was thinking wildly, when the child suddenly reached out his small hand to touch Li Lu's forehead, and said in an innocent voice, "You said you were Winnie the Pooh? Do you have a fever? A fever can make people hallucinate."

Khan... Li Lu had black lines all over his hair, and said seriously, "I didn't have hallucinations, but you did. I'm obviously Winnie the Pooh, can't you see it?"

"I'm hallucinating?" Cheng Lin looked back at his father, then at his elder brother. The elder brother was obviously still the elder brother, and he curled his mouth, "Cheating the child."

The corner of Cheng Tianhao's mouth twitched, you little bastard, just pretend!

Li Lu showed the most cordial and pleasant smile, "I tell you, this is magic. Now you close your eyes slowly dozens of times, and when you open them again, the magic will be broken, and you will see Winnie the Pooh."

"Oh." Cheng Lin closed his eyes obediently and began to count, "One, two..."

Li Lu quickly put on the Winnie the Pooh costume.

"...Ten." Cheng Lin opened his eyes, clapped his hands and cheered, "It's really magical! Winnie the Pooh is back! Dad, I'm going to buy him home!"

"Uh..." The little hand came up to the nose, and Li Lu said quickly, "No, I'm trapped by magic and can't leave here, but you can buy my clone to go back." The so-called clone is in the form of Winnie the Pooh All kinds of toys.

"What is the avatar used for?"

"You sleep with them in your arms at night, and I will come to play with you in your dreams, perform magic tricks, and tell stories..." Li Lu covered his eyes and dared not look at the parents behind the children.

Wipe off your sweat, for our red envelopes!

"Really? That's great!" The little guy usually ordered a lot of avatars, and finally asked to take a photo with the Pooh himself.

Li Lu actively cooperated, the little guy was full of energy, and problems emerged one after another, Li Lu was tired of coping and complained secretly.As the saying goes, a lie needs countless lies to complete. He never thought that it would be so difficult to justify a harmless joke with a child. If it wasn't for how old the little boy looked, he would have doubted whether he had been seen through long ago.Li Lu didn't dare to raise his head. He didn't know what his family's face was like now. He hadn't said anything until now. Didn't he secretly think about how to squeeze him to death, a kid who lied to a child?Li Lu didn't dare to look at his family's faces anymore...

Finally, the little guy finished his tossing. When the last photo was taken, the little guy suddenly came close to the big bear's ear, spread out the little devil's wings, and had two pointed horns on his head.

"Is it fun, big brother? Winnie the Pooh transforming magic? You are so childish!"

Quack, quack... Li Lu petrified, as if a flock of crows flew overhead.

This was the third time Cheng Tianhao saw Li Lu, but for Li Lu, it was still only once that night.There was no other reason, Li Lu's attention was all on the children, and out of a guilty conscience, he didn't look at the parents at all.Besides, it is absolutely impossible for him to associate the imposing and unpredictable man that night with the loving father who patiently accompanied the child to buy toys today.In short, for more than half an hour, Cheng Tianhao, a successful man with an impressive appearance, attracted many eyes in the shopping mall, but was ignored by Li Lu's child with his gorgeous appearance.

But Cheng Tianhao is not a character who is willing to be ignored, he has been silent all this time, because he knows the quality of his little devil, and he just waits to see the cute embarrassment of the child.Well, after taking off the Winnie the Pooh costume, the puppy is wet all over, the pitiful look, or the blushing and shy look, or the angry look... which side will it be?must be cute...

It's a pity that he missed Li Lu's reaction.

Li Lu is so embarrassing... I was guilty for a long time just now, but I didn't expect to be swayed by a little doll, my God!Not alive anymore!Shame on the Atlantic!Just now I was still a little self-satisfied... Wait, those toys they bought won't be returned, ahhh...

Li Lu's head went blank for a while, and suddenly he jumped up and ran away with an "ah!"do not care!He has a bad stomach!

Cheng Tianhao never thought that Winnie the Pooh would run away, so the wise and mighty man just didn't realize it and let Li Lu escape!

As a result, many people who went shopping that day saw a naive Winnie the Pooh running past, forming a unique scenery.

"Ah! So cute!" someone else called out.

"It's really cute..." Cheng Tianhao, who was completely ignored, was stunned, and lowered his head and said to his son, "It's really cute, isn't it?"

"Childish, lack of experience." The little boy shook his head maturely.

Cheng Tianhao slapped his son's butt with a "slap", "Come on, little bastard, don't get cheap and act like a good boy!"

"Don't spank me!"

"I'm your old man! I don't think you want these childish things anymore, so don't take them at all."

"Who said I don't want it anymore!"

Li Lu rushed into the bathroom, sneered at a group of stunned men, and raised a bear paw, "Hey...leave me alone...you continue..."

When you unzipped the pants chain to solve the problem, and when you exhaled comfortably, a silly Winnie the Pooh suddenly rushed in. The effect, I don’t know if it was a surprise or a shock.

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Li Lu didn't get the red envelope, and was deducted 50 yuan. For the first time in his life, his salary was deducted, which made his mood in the haze for the next few days until the end of the long vacation.

On the last day of the holiday, the students in the dormitory returned to school one after another, bringing food with them in big and small bags.At this time, they had only graduated from high school, and most of them left their parents for the first time. After a year or two, they would despise this kind of old-fashioned behavior.

Li Lu looked at the pile of food in the dormitory, and the roommates were still talking about things that they didn't want to bring, but were forced by their parents, and felt a little sad inexplicably.After all, he was just a kid who had only graduated from high school for a few months.

"Li Lu? Why are you in a daze? Come and taste this, I brought it for you."

Li Lu came back to his senses, facing Liu Hua's smiling white teeth, he spat on himself a little, how could he become fragile, he has endured so much pain before, now there is nothing he can't face.cheer up!

The lights in the dormitory were turned off that night, and the few people talked non-stop as if they had taken a stimulant.I was half dead tired from the military training ahead, and dreamed of Duke Zhou when I went to bed, so let's talk about the mountains tonight and connect with brothers!

Talking about girls is a constant topic in the boys' dormitory. Of course, dormitory 401 can't avoid it. As they talked, they began to talk about their respective love histories.

The first to start was Liu Hua, this kid had a nasty way of speaking, and he and Wang Liguo talked the most in the dormitory.

Liu Hua vividly talked about his past love history, and then it was the turn of others.In today's society, boys of eighteen or nineteen years old who have never been in love basically belong to the ranks of national treasures. After a circle, even if everyone has never officially had a girlfriend, there are people who have liked them, and there is a man who has a crush on a young man in school. Li Lu was the only female teacher who didn't know anything about it.

"Li Lu, aren't you too innocent?" Liu Hua said everyone's thoughts, "Have you never liked any girl?"

"I don't like it." Li Luxin said, they all looked at him like garbage, why did he like them.

"Then have any girls confessed to you?"

"No."

Wang Liguo laughed and said, "No way? Our Li Lu has pretty features. Hey, I thought you like men? I read in a magazine that many people didn't know they were men when they grew up. Gay."

The whole dormitory was silent, saying to Wang Liguo that you deserve a beating!

"A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory!" Liu Hua scolded through gritted teeth.

"I don't like men." Li Lu didn't care much, he knew that Wang Liguo was just joking, anyway, he was so open-spoken and straightforward.

Li Lu said seriously, Wang Liguo smiled embarrassedly, "I'm sorry Li Lu, buddy is talking nonsense, don't take it to heart. Come on, come on, I slap myself." ring.

Liu Hua sneered, "I said Wang Liguo, why does your voice sound like you're slapping your ass?"

"Fuck you!"

"If you want me to say that Li Luchang is handsome, hey, girls will definitely like him. Wang Liguo's acne-prone face is always popular. Girls run away when they see each other!"

Wang Liguo yelled, "Vulgar fans like us and we don't like it! Brother, as long as An Xiaoju likes it!" An Xiaoju is the most beautiful girl in their class, and was raped by boys at least [-] times during military training Ah ten thousand times.

"Go and dream about your big head! Wang Xiaoju! No one in An Xiaoju's 401 has a crush on you!"

"Oh—An Xiaoju, my goddess!"

"It's from 401! Don't make too much noise!" The housekeeper suddenly knocked on the door, and the dormitory was silent for a while, and when the footsteps were far away, there was another burst of laughter.

Li Lu didn't interrupt much, but secretly raised the corners of his mouth in the dark.He likes this kind of college life, he likes the roommates who boo him, and he likes that they have no bad jokes.If the suffering in the past is for the present youthful and happy life, he admits it.People should always look forward, right?If he couldn't learn to look forward, he would have collapsed.

However, Li Lu still doesn't know that the university is actually a small society, and the relationship between people can't be easily sorted out.