Facial paralysis general's request for a child

Theater [-]: Persistence to wooden swords.

"Squeak...squeak..."

The ear-piercing voice came, Wei Zixuan quickly pushed the second brother standing in front of her,

"Second brother, second brother."

Compared to the little girl's sturdiness, Wei Min was obviously a size thinner, so pushed by her, he staggered forward and threw himself on Wei Ling's back.

"scare!"

Scared by the sudden situation, Wei Ling quickly turned around, saw Wei Min pinching the corner of his clothes and pursing his lips, thinking of what his little father told him to take care of his younger brother, he stretched out his chubby little hand to comfort himself 's second brother.

It's just that although he is a big brother and one year older than Wei Min, he is not much taller, so when touching his head, the little guy even put his feet up, and his movements were a bit difficult.

Originally wanted to touch it five times, but because the pads were so sore, Wei Ling only touched it three times before withdrawing her hand.

"Min'er is good."

Said in a childish voice, after seeing the obvious improvement of the second brother's expression, Wei Ling grinned proudly, stretched out her small hand and patted her soft chest,

"I will protect Min'er."

"Big brother, big brother."

Wei Zixuan realized that she was being ignored, and hurriedly took another two steps forward, the two braids on her head fell happily.

"Enn, I also protect Xuan'er."

"Squeak...squeak..."

The three little guys were performing the warm and respectful brotherhood, and the noise on the side also stopped abruptly.

Wearing a small red and gold thread gown, Wei Jinyi swayed out dragging his small wooden sword, stopped behind the three of them, and followed suit with the other small hand, but his strength was too weak and he was too fat. Dudu's little face was flushed, and he finally raised the sword a little, then fell to the ground again, making a muffled sound—click.

The three little guys standing aside subconsciously jumped to the side when they heard the sound. After so many days of experience, they had a deep understanding of how terrifying this small but destructive guy was.

As the eldest brother, Wei Ling bravely stood in front of his second brother and third sister,

"Yi, Yi'er, do you want big brother to help you carry the sword?"

Looking at Wei Ling blankly, Wei Jinyi looked down at his wooden sword again, as if making up his mind, he quietly moved back two steps,

"Squeak... squeak... squeak..."

After a long series of ear-piercing noises, Wei Ling took over the wooden sword that was moved in front of him by the little guy.

Wei Qingyan is a very fair father, everyone has a wooden sword carved, but only the fourth child has a round head.

Wei Ling took the wooden sword and picked it up to have a look, and found that the round arrowhead had been smoothed, and the wooden sword was rough with wooden edges.

"Hey, why is the tip of the sword flat?"

Wei Zixuan jumped forward, looked at Wei Ling's raised wooden sword, and asked suspiciously.

"It should have been ground by dragging it on the ground."

After looking again carefully, Wei Ling analyzed the result.

Wei Zixuan also nodded, showing that it was indeed the case.

Seeing that her analysis was approved, Wei Ling was very happy and wanted to pat her chest to show off, but someone pulled her sleeves. Looking back, she saw Wei Min holding her sleeve with one hand, and pouted angrily in front of the three of them. .

Seeing Wei Jinyi's straight gaze as soon as he turned around, Wei Ling was so frightened that he almost threw the sword away, because the little guy's eyes were too serious.

Unable to swallow, Wei Ling turned her head to look at Wei Zixuan, and saw that she had bitten her finger, while Wei Min on the other side was staring at her toes with her head down.

Experimentally moved the wooden sword to the left, the little guy's eyes moved to the left, and moved to the right, the little guy also looked to the right.

This strong obsession made Wei Ling feel overwhelmed, and hurriedly put the wooden sword hilt back into the little guy's hand,

"Yi'er, take more, so you can lift it later."

The little guy looked down at the wooden sword in his hand, turned around in a circle, then looked up at Wei Ling and nodded very seriously. During this process, he didn't say a word, and the expression on his face didn't change at all.

Small theater two: about contraception.

"Qingyan, I asked someone to make something today, try it."

Looking at a translucent case-like thing in his hand, Wei Qingyan asked doubtfully:

"what is this?"

"Is this... that's... ouch, I don't want to continue giving birth anymore, I feel like a sow, the little ones are still so small, when they grow up, if you still want it, I will give birth again Alright, let's take a break for the past few years."

Sun Fengbai's cheeks were flushed, and his tone was slightly complaining.

"Well, I also think you gave birth too quickly."

General Wei shook the things in his hand, and echoed without knowing it.

"It's not all because of you!"

Hearing this, Sun Fengbai blushed even more, but when he saw the thing in Wei Qingyan's hand, his voice inevitably dropped,

"If you wear this thing, we won't get pregnant easily at that time."

"Really?"

Nodding vigorously, Sun Fengbai looked away shyly.

"Where are you going to wear this?"

"Is that where you are?"

"that?"

"Well, that's the one!"

"Which is that?"

"that is……"

"Forget it, you should help me wear it, I'm afraid I'll wear it in the wrong place."

……

Small Theater Seven: Chinese New Year.

Xia Yue came in with a large bowl of dumplings. Jing Sheng held his daughter in his left hand and an oil-paper umbrella in his right hand. It was snowing heavily outside, and he escorted his wife and daughter all the way from the kitchen.

"Second master, second master, the dumplings are here!"

Although she is already the mother of a child, Xia Yue still does not change her previous lively temperament, and she still focuses on Sun Fengbai in everything. Even Wei Qingyan can't shake her position as the second master in her heart.

"It's finally here! Steamed buns, bean buns, dumplings, steamed stuffed buns, it's time for the New Year's Eve dinner!"

Sun Fengbai jumped up from the low couch, and while calling the little guys who were playing on their own, quickly put on their shoes, and pulled Wei Qingyan to sit down at the table.

Since everyone settled here, Xia Yue and Jing Sheng ate with them every year for New Year's Eve dinner, and their daughter, Xiao Qingting, was added later.

The little ones quickly put aside the toys in their hands, and all came to the table to finish, happily waiting to eat dumplings and get red envelopes.

The dumplings this time were different from the previous ones. Sun Fengbai baked different things inside. Some dumplings were stuffed with copper coins, some were stuffed with chili noodles, and some were stuffed with lotus seeds. Various ingredients were added to create different surprises.

Small steamed buns are the most greedy. As soon as they saw the dumplings on the table, they immediately grabbed one and stuffed it into their mouths.

"Ahh! Good, so sour!"

The good-looking dumplings didn't taste very good, and the vinegar-filled filling really made his teeth sour.

"Haha, let you be greedy, you have to eat something extra."

Lightly knocking on the little guy's forehead, Sun Fengbai smiled.

"Today we eat Baiwei dumplings. The fillings in the dumplings are different. If you eat copper coins, you can get my super big red envelope. As for the others, there are both sweet and bitter, and some are stuffed with lotus seeds. , melon seeds, etc., it depends on your luck!"

"Ah! What I just ate was sour."

Xiao Mantou sticks out his tongue, holding the chopsticks for a long time but dare not pick up new ones.

Seeing him like this, Wei Zixuan smiled and took a dumpling,

"These dumplings are fun, big brother, if you don't eat them, Xuan'er won't give them to you, haha."

"Well……"

"How about it?"

"Sweet."

Wei Zixuan grinned, and happily stuffed the remaining half into her mouth, her cheeks were bulging.

Then, another pair of chopsticks caught the dumplings. Wei Ling followed the chopsticks and saw that the owner of the chopsticks was the youngest member of the family, Wei Jinyi.

The little guy had a small mouth, but he was very greedy. He stuffed all the dumplings into his mouth in one bite. He only chewed twice before he immediately lowered his head.

"Yi'er, what did you eat?"

Because he ate sour ones, Wei Ling was very interested in other people's dumplings, but after asking the question, he waited for a long time but did not get a reply from the little guy.After a while, Wei Jinyi raised his head again, but the eyes were red on his expressionless face, and upon closer inspection, he could find that the little guy was breathing very rapidly.

"spicy."

After saying this, he immediately picked up the teacup on the side to drink water.

"Hahaha, I'm not the only one who is unlucky."

"Min'er, try it quickly, I really want to know what you ate?"

After Wei Ling laughed at the fourth brother, he immediately turned to the second child.

Under the eager gaze of the elder brother.Wei Min stretched out his chopsticks, lingered on the plate for a long time, and finally made up his mind to pick one up.

It's just that he ate very delicately, taking small bites, and after eating half of it, he raised his head and said:

"It's copper coins."

"Ah! Copper coins!"

Wei Zixuan shouted, and then turned to look at Sun Fengbai, she remembered that her little father said that if you eat copper coins, you will get a big red envelope.

"Min'er, you are so lucky! Come on, this is the red envelope prepared by my little dad, take it!"

"Well, thank you little dad."

With a timid smile, Wei Min happily accepted the red envelope from Sun Fengbai.

Back in the bedroom at night, Wei Min opened the red envelope under the urging of his eldest brother and third sister and under the watchful eyes of his fourth brother. There was only a piece of paper inside, could it be a bank note?

Taking out the paper, the little guy flattened it out and found that it was not a banknote, but a note with words written on it, and wrote: This is a super big red envelope!

"Daddy is so stingy!"

Suddenly, the three little guys in the room called out at the same time, and even Wei Jinyi, who was silent on the side, nodded in agreement.

At this time, Sun Fengbai was sitting on the bed, took out a stack of bank notes from under the pillow, licked his fingers, and counted excitedly.

"How much did you pack in the red envelope?"

General Wei couldn't help asking curiously when he saw his appearance as a money fanatic.

"Hey, priceless treasure, a letter of mine."

Sun Fengbai smiled wickedly, but kept counting the banknotes in his hands.

"No bank note?"

"No."

"I knew it."

With a clear expression, Wei Qingyan took out four cards from his bosom and said calmly:

"Fortunately, I drew four chapters with you yesterday, and I will send them to the little ones."

"Ah! Four! Wei Qingyan, stop! Stop it for me!"

Sun Fengbai didn't even put on her shoes, so she threw herself on Wei Qingyan, looking at the four 100 tael silver notes in his hand, her eyes filled with heartache.

"Children don't need so much. Tomorrow, I will give each of them twelve taels, which is enough."

"Well...but what Min'er drew was a super big red envelope."

"Then, then Min'er will send 50 taels."

"This one……"

"Give it to me, give it to me, children will learn to be bad if they take too much money!"

"Okay, I'll give it to you!"

"So refreshing?! Pay me back..."

Hearing Wei Qingyan's answer so smoothly, Sun Fengbai happily went to grab the silver ticket from the opponent's hand, but was dodged.

Looking at Wei Qingyan suspiciously, Sun Fengbai said puzzledly:

"Didn't you give it to me? Why do you still avoid it?"

"I didn't mean this to you, Feng Bai, do you feel that Ling'er and the others have grown up, and the house is too quiet."

"Is there?"

Xiao Mantou is now 14 years old, Min'er and Xuan'er are thirteen, and the youngest Yi'er is already eleven, but the family is very lively, because the little guys are quite noisy, except for the little face-stricken Yi'er.

"Yes! So I want to give you another child!"

General Wei spoke firmly, and took out the cover hidden under the pillow and threw it out of the bed.

"No, no! Qingyan, I haven't had enough rest yet!"

Sun Fengbai stuffed the silver ticket back under the pillow, quickly pulled the quilt to cover herself, and said pitifully.

It's just that he alone could have the final say on this matter. Wei Qingyan didn't learn anything else in these years, but he knew Sun Fengbai's body very well, so... of course everything went smoothly according to his plan.

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