Facial paralysis general's request for a child
Chapter 1 was born
pain!
Although Sun Fengbai was not fully awake yet, the pain had already filled his whole body, every pore in his body was screaming uncomfortably, the bulging pain spreading from his lower abdomen seemed to be conscious, spreading to his limbs little by little.There seemed to be a fresh life stirring impatiently in his body, and his private parts were torn apart by a huge object, and he felt blood clotted on the heels of his legs.
There was a woman beside her shouting, "Strength, force", and Sun Fengbai followed what she said, biting something that looked like a strip of cloth in his mouth with all his strength.But his gums were sour, and the pain in his stomach still didn't dissipate, and instead tended to get worse.
"Just now I almost saw the head, why is it not working now, hurry up!"
Sun Fengbai kicked his legs indiscriminately in pain, but with so much strength now, he was immediately restrained, and when he pushed outwards, he turned into an embarrassing posture with his legs spread wide.
"Mingzhu, go! Bring me another bowl of medicine! Xia Yue, take out the cloth strip from his mouth, and pour the medicine down even if he opens his mouth!"
There was a lot of noise around, but Sun Fengbai was in so much pain that he couldn't even open his eyes. He didn't know where he was now, and he didn't have the time to think about it, because he was in so much pain that he wanted to slam his head against the wall and faint!
The cloth in his mouth was taken away, and the strong smell of traditional Chinese medicine immediately filled his nostrils, which made Sun Fengbai's almost dizzy head clear, but the medicine he took in was extremely unpleasant. Sun Fengbai swallowed and vomited, Less than half of the bowl of medicine was drunk.
Immediately afterwards, a strip of cloth was stuffed into his mouth again, maybe it was a good medicine, Sun Fengbai felt that the pain in his stomach was less, but suddenly, the pain came back a thousand times as before, if it wasn't for the cloth stuffed in his mouth He should have bit off the root of his tongue long ago.
"Strength, like Dajie, pull it out hard, hurry up!"
At this moment, the woman's noisy voice became Sun Fengbai's only support. It turned out that he had used the wrong strength just now. Sun Fengbai bit the cloth strip, and as the woman's voice began to expand rhythmically, it is possible that he is constipated to this extent!Twisting the sheet under his body tightly with both hands, Sun Fengbai felt that although he hadn't achieved much in his life, he couldn't be suffocated to death by a pile of shit!
Taking a deep breath, Sun Fengbai pulled down with all her strength, the passageway of her lower body was stretched abruptly, and finally pulled out the tormenting thing in her stomach.
"It's a baby, it's a boy, bring me my silver scissors!"
"Where's the hot water? Hurry up and bring it here, Mingzhu, go and inform the general, and say that Ziqi has given birth to a young master!"
The woman beside him screamed like a chicken, and Sun Fengbai lay on the bed exhausted, his eyes covered with sweat, and he blinked hard several times before he could see clearly what was in front of him.
The white gauze hangs down low, and above it is a somewhat vague roof. This is neither his home nor the hospital, nor is it the express bus he was riding in.
Just now he thought he was in the hospital, but it was obvious that no one gave him painkillers, and... Sun Fengbai's eyes widened suddenly, they turned out to be pouring Chinese medicine directly on him, it was medicinal juice!
"Snapped!"
"Whoa... whoa whoa whoa..."
Before Sun Fengbai could think about it, the loud cry of a baby sounded in the room.
"This cry is really loud. The young master is very healthy. Hurry up and take him out to show the general."
The sound of footsteps outside the tent, the sound of water, the sound of shouting, and the noise of things colliding together made Sun Fengbai's head hurt even more. He raised his hand to grab the hem of the person next to him, and moved as soon as he touched him. This made Sun Fengbai lose his mind,
"I said, that... lady, you can sue... ahem..."
The weak voice could not attract the attention of others at all, but the last two coughs choked by saliva played a role. The woman standing by the bed turned around immediately. She was about 40 years old, and her hair was tied in her head. The back is tied into a bun, but this is not the strangest part. What surprised Sun Fengbai was that this woman was actually wearing an ancient costume that only appeared in TV dramas.
"Ziqi, I really congratulate you. The young master is very healthy, and he has already taken it to the general to see. Just now, I thought you were going to die. Oh, you are going to be lucky now. Maybe the general will let you do it if he is happy. Concubine! When the time comes, don’t forget that Mama Li and I helped you deliver the baby today. It is most difficult to give birth to a child with your body, your pelvis is not big, and you are so skinny..."
Sun Fengbai opened his mouth, wanting to interrupt the person in front of him all the time. He wondered if he had gone to the wrong place. This place should be the filming crew of some costume drama.
But the woman who claimed to be Li's mother hadn't shut up since she opened her mouth. She kept saying one sentence after another, and didn't give Sun Fengbai a chance to speak at all.After finally waiting for her to say that she was tired, Sun Fengbai hurriedly asked,
"Hi, I want to ask where this is, are you mistaken, I'm not some extra... When can I leave?"
"What nonsense are you talking about! Of course this is the General's Mansion, you thought you were staying in the Yilan Pavilion, and you have never heard of the actors you mentioned!"
Mother Li replied in one go, and seeing Sun Fengbai staring at her with staring eyes, she couldn't help but suck:
"Look at your pale face. Tell Mama Li about what method you used to hook up with the general. Otherwise, how could you be taken home, let alone have a baby?"
"What are you talking about? I don't understand. By the way, my name is Sun Fengbai. I'm not Ziqi. And please don't make fun of me. I'm a man, how can I have children."
Sun Fengbai was exhausted, and he had a bad premonition in his heart, but his anger was even worse, and he opened his mouth to defend himself.
"After giving birth to a baby, it's possible that I've lost my mind. I have to go and tell the general! This, this is terrible. Just after giving birth, my brain is broken. Oh, my reward!"
Seeing the woman turn around and leave, Sun Fengbai wanted to get up anxiously, but he lost all strength when he got up.Supporting the bed board behind her with both hands, the whole part below the waist looks like a cripple, no, the cripple won't be so sore like it is now!
Looking up, Sun Fengbai was stunned. He didn't wear pants at all, and his legs were still in the awkward position just now. Moreover, the pink quilt was stained red with blood, and his legs were also stained. It was stained a lot, and the most important thing was that the two legs were not the same pair as the two he had originally, no matter in terms of color or length!
I hurriedly looked around, the whole room was decorated in an antique style, even the roof that I didn't see clearly just now was actually made of wood.
Pushing himself up, Sun Fengbai leaned against the head of the bed, raised his hands in front of his eyes, suddenly he untied the strange clothes with laces like crazy, raised his left hand and looked under the bed... After all this, Sun Fengbai was completely dumbfounded. The birthmarks on his armpits were gone, and now his hands and legs are different from what they used to be. Also, there is this strange place. Could it be that he is still dreaming?
But why dream about having a baby?
He scratched at his hair in frustration, the terrible thing was that he didn't even own the hair anymore, the long black hair was so unfamiliar that he lost the courage to even scratch it.
"General Wei, hurry up, Ziqi is too strange, it's fine if he doesn't recognize my family, but he's full of nonsense, my family is going to be scared to death, come and take a look."
Just now the woman's voice appeared at the door again, and there seemed to be many people following, and the footsteps were very noisy.
"stop!"
A short but powerful male voice interrupted the woman's words, followed by the sound of pushing the door.
As the visitor approached, Sun Fengbai became more and more nervous. He hoped that a normal person would appear in a while. Only in this way could he convince himself that everything was just a dream, because only dreams would have such absurd plots.
Mother Li still rushed forward, followed by a tall and thin man about 1.8 meters tall.
To Sun Fengbai's disappointment, the man was wearing a dark blue gown with embroidered patterns, and he could still see the long hair behind him when he walked around. It was also an ancient costume!
"Ziqi, look who has come to see you. It's General Wei. Do you recognize him?"
Madam Li looked like she was afraid of disturbing the patient, she looked worried, and she even asked softly, she was completely different from the yelling just now.
Sun Fengbai shook his head as his eyes lingered between the strange woman and the man,
"Stop teasing me, are you filming some tricky show, I, I am willing to cooperate with you, please stop teasing me!"
With shivering shoulders and a delicate face that was so pale that there was not even a trace of blood, Sun Fengbai's current appearance was particularly distressing.
"Ziqi, why are you still talking nonsense, this is General Wei, why don't you even recognize him, you just gave birth to a son for General Wei! Well, what can we do, General Wei, you said that you should be a slave Go find Dr. Chen?"
The strange man is very eye-catching, with sharp sword eyebrows and a high nose bridge, but his lips are slightly cool, and the pair of star eyes on his angular face are the most eye-catching, standing there like this Not to mention, you can also feel the strong evil spirit emanating from him.
Sun Fengbai saw that the other party's eyes moved to his lower body, so he hurriedly grabbed one side of the quilt to cover his naked body.The man frowned slightly, turned his head to look at Li's mother, his tone of voice was a bit cold,
"You clean him up and let Jing Sheng go to the doctor."
"Yes, yes, I will report right away."
Li's mother ran out immediately when she heard the words, and called Mingzhu and Xiayue over with a loud voice.
In the room, Sun Fengbai looked at the cold-faced man in front of him, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then asked cautiously:
"You, who are you? I don't think this is funny at all. Can I leave?"
Hearing this, the man frowned again, exuding an aura of keeping strangers away from him, suddenly he turned around and walked out without saying a word, and just when Sun Fengbai thought he was leaving, he came back with a bunch of things in his arms.
When he got closer, Sun Fengbai realized that there was actually a baby in the cloth bag in the man's arms!The baby's small face was still wrinkled, and it was not as long as that man's arm, nestling in such a man's hand, like a kitten.
"This is our son!"
Before understanding what the man meant, Sun Fengbai got such a sentence.
Following the man to the bed, he threw off the quilt and dropped the bomb again on Sun Fengbai who was completely stunned.
"You just gave birth!"
Although Sun Fengbai was not fully awake yet, the pain had already filled his whole body, every pore in his body was screaming uncomfortably, the bulging pain spreading from his lower abdomen seemed to be conscious, spreading to his limbs little by little.There seemed to be a fresh life stirring impatiently in his body, and his private parts were torn apart by a huge object, and he felt blood clotted on the heels of his legs.
There was a woman beside her shouting, "Strength, force", and Sun Fengbai followed what she said, biting something that looked like a strip of cloth in his mouth with all his strength.But his gums were sour, and the pain in his stomach still didn't dissipate, and instead tended to get worse.
"Just now I almost saw the head, why is it not working now, hurry up!"
Sun Fengbai kicked his legs indiscriminately in pain, but with so much strength now, he was immediately restrained, and when he pushed outwards, he turned into an embarrassing posture with his legs spread wide.
"Mingzhu, go! Bring me another bowl of medicine! Xia Yue, take out the cloth strip from his mouth, and pour the medicine down even if he opens his mouth!"
There was a lot of noise around, but Sun Fengbai was in so much pain that he couldn't even open his eyes. He didn't know where he was now, and he didn't have the time to think about it, because he was in so much pain that he wanted to slam his head against the wall and faint!
The cloth in his mouth was taken away, and the strong smell of traditional Chinese medicine immediately filled his nostrils, which made Sun Fengbai's almost dizzy head clear, but the medicine he took in was extremely unpleasant. Sun Fengbai swallowed and vomited, Less than half of the bowl of medicine was drunk.
Immediately afterwards, a strip of cloth was stuffed into his mouth again, maybe it was a good medicine, Sun Fengbai felt that the pain in his stomach was less, but suddenly, the pain came back a thousand times as before, if it wasn't for the cloth stuffed in his mouth He should have bit off the root of his tongue long ago.
"Strength, like Dajie, pull it out hard, hurry up!"
At this moment, the woman's noisy voice became Sun Fengbai's only support. It turned out that he had used the wrong strength just now. Sun Fengbai bit the cloth strip, and as the woman's voice began to expand rhythmically, it is possible that he is constipated to this extent!Twisting the sheet under his body tightly with both hands, Sun Fengbai felt that although he hadn't achieved much in his life, he couldn't be suffocated to death by a pile of shit!
Taking a deep breath, Sun Fengbai pulled down with all her strength, the passageway of her lower body was stretched abruptly, and finally pulled out the tormenting thing in her stomach.
"It's a baby, it's a boy, bring me my silver scissors!"
"Where's the hot water? Hurry up and bring it here, Mingzhu, go and inform the general, and say that Ziqi has given birth to a young master!"
The woman beside him screamed like a chicken, and Sun Fengbai lay on the bed exhausted, his eyes covered with sweat, and he blinked hard several times before he could see clearly what was in front of him.
The white gauze hangs down low, and above it is a somewhat vague roof. This is neither his home nor the hospital, nor is it the express bus he was riding in.
Just now he thought he was in the hospital, but it was obvious that no one gave him painkillers, and... Sun Fengbai's eyes widened suddenly, they turned out to be pouring Chinese medicine directly on him, it was medicinal juice!
"Snapped!"
"Whoa... whoa whoa whoa..."
Before Sun Fengbai could think about it, the loud cry of a baby sounded in the room.
"This cry is really loud. The young master is very healthy. Hurry up and take him out to show the general."
The sound of footsteps outside the tent, the sound of water, the sound of shouting, and the noise of things colliding together made Sun Fengbai's head hurt even more. He raised his hand to grab the hem of the person next to him, and moved as soon as he touched him. This made Sun Fengbai lose his mind,
"I said, that... lady, you can sue... ahem..."
The weak voice could not attract the attention of others at all, but the last two coughs choked by saliva played a role. The woman standing by the bed turned around immediately. She was about 40 years old, and her hair was tied in her head. The back is tied into a bun, but this is not the strangest part. What surprised Sun Fengbai was that this woman was actually wearing an ancient costume that only appeared in TV dramas.
"Ziqi, I really congratulate you. The young master is very healthy, and he has already taken it to the general to see. Just now, I thought you were going to die. Oh, you are going to be lucky now. Maybe the general will let you do it if he is happy. Concubine! When the time comes, don’t forget that Mama Li and I helped you deliver the baby today. It is most difficult to give birth to a child with your body, your pelvis is not big, and you are so skinny..."
Sun Fengbai opened his mouth, wanting to interrupt the person in front of him all the time. He wondered if he had gone to the wrong place. This place should be the filming crew of some costume drama.
But the woman who claimed to be Li's mother hadn't shut up since she opened her mouth. She kept saying one sentence after another, and didn't give Sun Fengbai a chance to speak at all.After finally waiting for her to say that she was tired, Sun Fengbai hurriedly asked,
"Hi, I want to ask where this is, are you mistaken, I'm not some extra... When can I leave?"
"What nonsense are you talking about! Of course this is the General's Mansion, you thought you were staying in the Yilan Pavilion, and you have never heard of the actors you mentioned!"
Mother Li replied in one go, and seeing Sun Fengbai staring at her with staring eyes, she couldn't help but suck:
"Look at your pale face. Tell Mama Li about what method you used to hook up with the general. Otherwise, how could you be taken home, let alone have a baby?"
"What are you talking about? I don't understand. By the way, my name is Sun Fengbai. I'm not Ziqi. And please don't make fun of me. I'm a man, how can I have children."
Sun Fengbai was exhausted, and he had a bad premonition in his heart, but his anger was even worse, and he opened his mouth to defend himself.
"After giving birth to a baby, it's possible that I've lost my mind. I have to go and tell the general! This, this is terrible. Just after giving birth, my brain is broken. Oh, my reward!"
Seeing the woman turn around and leave, Sun Fengbai wanted to get up anxiously, but he lost all strength when he got up.Supporting the bed board behind her with both hands, the whole part below the waist looks like a cripple, no, the cripple won't be so sore like it is now!
Looking up, Sun Fengbai was stunned. He didn't wear pants at all, and his legs were still in the awkward position just now. Moreover, the pink quilt was stained red with blood, and his legs were also stained. It was stained a lot, and the most important thing was that the two legs were not the same pair as the two he had originally, no matter in terms of color or length!
I hurriedly looked around, the whole room was decorated in an antique style, even the roof that I didn't see clearly just now was actually made of wood.
Pushing himself up, Sun Fengbai leaned against the head of the bed, raised his hands in front of his eyes, suddenly he untied the strange clothes with laces like crazy, raised his left hand and looked under the bed... After all this, Sun Fengbai was completely dumbfounded. The birthmarks on his armpits were gone, and now his hands and legs are different from what they used to be. Also, there is this strange place. Could it be that he is still dreaming?
But why dream about having a baby?
He scratched at his hair in frustration, the terrible thing was that he didn't even own the hair anymore, the long black hair was so unfamiliar that he lost the courage to even scratch it.
"General Wei, hurry up, Ziqi is too strange, it's fine if he doesn't recognize my family, but he's full of nonsense, my family is going to be scared to death, come and take a look."
Just now the woman's voice appeared at the door again, and there seemed to be many people following, and the footsteps were very noisy.
"stop!"
A short but powerful male voice interrupted the woman's words, followed by the sound of pushing the door.
As the visitor approached, Sun Fengbai became more and more nervous. He hoped that a normal person would appear in a while. Only in this way could he convince himself that everything was just a dream, because only dreams would have such absurd plots.
Mother Li still rushed forward, followed by a tall and thin man about 1.8 meters tall.
To Sun Fengbai's disappointment, the man was wearing a dark blue gown with embroidered patterns, and he could still see the long hair behind him when he walked around. It was also an ancient costume!
"Ziqi, look who has come to see you. It's General Wei. Do you recognize him?"
Madam Li looked like she was afraid of disturbing the patient, she looked worried, and she even asked softly, she was completely different from the yelling just now.
Sun Fengbai shook his head as his eyes lingered between the strange woman and the man,
"Stop teasing me, are you filming some tricky show, I, I am willing to cooperate with you, please stop teasing me!"
With shivering shoulders and a delicate face that was so pale that there was not even a trace of blood, Sun Fengbai's current appearance was particularly distressing.
"Ziqi, why are you still talking nonsense, this is General Wei, why don't you even recognize him, you just gave birth to a son for General Wei! Well, what can we do, General Wei, you said that you should be a slave Go find Dr. Chen?"
The strange man is very eye-catching, with sharp sword eyebrows and a high nose bridge, but his lips are slightly cool, and the pair of star eyes on his angular face are the most eye-catching, standing there like this Not to mention, you can also feel the strong evil spirit emanating from him.
Sun Fengbai saw that the other party's eyes moved to his lower body, so he hurriedly grabbed one side of the quilt to cover his naked body.The man frowned slightly, turned his head to look at Li's mother, his tone of voice was a bit cold,
"You clean him up and let Jing Sheng go to the doctor."
"Yes, yes, I will report right away."
Li's mother ran out immediately when she heard the words, and called Mingzhu and Xiayue over with a loud voice.
In the room, Sun Fengbai looked at the cold-faced man in front of him, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then asked cautiously:
"You, who are you? I don't think this is funny at all. Can I leave?"
Hearing this, the man frowned again, exuding an aura of keeping strangers away from him, suddenly he turned around and walked out without saying a word, and just when Sun Fengbai thought he was leaving, he came back with a bunch of things in his arms.
When he got closer, Sun Fengbai realized that there was actually a baby in the cloth bag in the man's arms!The baby's small face was still wrinkled, and it was not as long as that man's arm, nestling in such a man's hand, like a kitten.
"This is our son!"
Before understanding what the man meant, Sun Fengbai got such a sentence.
Following the man to the bed, he threw off the quilt and dropped the bomb again on Sun Fengbai who was completely stunned.
"You just gave birth!"
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