The child does not teach, the father too

Come on, seeing the pitiful appearance of his country bumpkin, his already cold face was now as cold as ten thousand years of ice. He stared at the father and son and said, "Who bullied my pig?"

As soon as the little pig saw his backer coming, he rushed over and hid behind Beitang Xuelan, yelling in a pretentious manner: "Xuelan, these two people bullied me just now!"

Beitang Xuelan stroked his big hairy head and said, "Hey, I will avenge you."

The little soil pig wagged its tail triumphantly.

There are two people Long Yi'er is afraid of, one is brother Yang Yang, and the other is brother Beitang.

Brother Yang Yang is okay, he acted like a baby to him, pretending to be cute, and his heart softened immediately.But this Beitang brother couldn't help but have a cold face, and his heart was even colder. Except for his country bumpkin, he has always been honest with others. cold ass.But it is even more impossible to use force to kill him. Brother Beitang's surgical throwing knife skills have been practiced to perfection, and the speed is not much slower than his bullets.

Hehe... It's a good thing that my father is present now, and Brother Beitang doesn't dare to say anything to him.

So, Xiao Yi'er, proud of herself, made faces at the two people in front of her in an extremely arrogant manner.Beitang Xuelan originally wanted to teach him a good lesson, but when she saw Long Qingsu guarding the food behind the little devil, she didn't dare to make too much of a fuss, the majesty of the gang boss was still there.

The four of them were staring at each other boredly. At this time, other people also arrived one after another, and the huge Long's house was packed to the brim.

Long Yi'er blinked her big eyes, and asked everyone curiously: "Why are you here again? Our family doesn't cook that much."

They are poor now, and they don't have the money to entertain so many guests, so hurry up and leave, why do they come here every time they are preparing to eat?Obvious intentions to misbehave!

Mo Li walked over first, pinched Long Yi'er's little cheek, and said, "Haha...Little Yi'er, it's like three autumns since we don't see each other. I miss you so much...the food at home!"

As he said that, he dragged his little white rabbit as a matter of course, sat on the dining table and started to gobble it up.

Others scrambled to follow suit, and after a while, the dining table was empty, and there was nothing to eat except plates and chopsticks.

"You...have you been hungry for several months?" Long Yi'er was dumbfounded, he hadn't even started eating, yet he was eaten up by this group of people.Huh... Next time, we must not welcome guests before eating!

Einason smacked his lips and commented on the meal: "It's delicious, but there's too little food, right? Not enough to fit between my teeth."

Originally, this meal was eaten by the father and son of the Long family, as well as four grandparents, but now a dozen or so suddenly gathered around, it would be no wonder that it would be enough to eat.

Resigned to his fate, Long Qingsu called his chef and told him to cook a few more dishes and cook a few more pots of rice by the way, not daring to underestimate the appetite of this group of people at all.

"What on earth are you here for?" Long Yi'er asked again. You can't make a special trip to his house for a meal, right?Obviously, everyone is either rich or expensive.

"Yi'er, it's rare that your father got out of prison safely, why don't we go play together again?" Yuan Shuai said with a smile, in fact, they are a group of guys who love to play crazy, and they want to be lazy and play around when they get the chance .

Long Yi'er also felt that it made sense when he heard it, and nodded his head and said in agreement: "Yeah, okay, okay, let's go play together."

Everyone was chatting and laughing and decided to play the route. At this time, the grandparents were unwilling to be lonely and said: "It's good to go out and have fun, and Long will help us to look at it. Let's treat it as Yier's honeymoon trip." , remember to have fun."

"Aww..." Everyone yelled strangely: "A honeymoon trip?"

Long Yi'er blushed, and buried her head tightly in her father's arms.

Long Qingsu hugged him tightly, smiled and said to everyone: "That's it."

"Wow... you two are moving too fast, aren't you?" Zheng Tuhao yelled in disbelief, Long Qingsu just came out of prison yesterday, and they actually... did it that night?This efficiency is really not covered.

By comparison...

Everyone turned their heads to look at the Tong family brothers.

Tong Yuan was already too ashamed to lift his head, Tong Yuan took the opportunity to pretend to be pitiful, grabbed his brother's sleeve and dangled it, and said bluntly: "Brother... there are only two of us left, they have eaten everything, and I am the only one left." eat."

Tong Yuan plucked up the courage to stare at him: "What to eat, brother is not food!"

Tong Yuan continued to pretend to be pitiful: "Brother..."

"I know... I know, why are you arguing!" Tong Yuan nodded almost invisibly, which means...agreed?

Tong Yuan was ecstatic, he hugged his elder brother horizontally, started to circle in circles, and said with a smile: "Brother, shall we go on a honeymoon trip together?"

Tong Yuan: "Well, let's go together, there are so many people."

Tong Yuan laughed and said: "Okay, let's go together, I will buy a cruise ship tomorrow, let's go to sea to play!"

Everyone clicked their tongues, rich people are really enviable, this cruise ship actually bought it as soon as it said it!

Yang Yang weakly raised his hand at the side and spoke: "I...can I take my Yang Rourou with me?"

Yuan Shuai screamed: "Yang Yang, would you rather go on honeymoon with Rourou than with me?"

Yang Yang flattened his mouth reluctantly: "Okay, I'll take you with me by the way."

Yuan Shuai complained again, woohoo...a man is not as good as a dog, since he has a piece of meat, his status has been deteriorating!

A group of unscrupulous guys were laughing at each other again, and among them, a certain little devil had the loudest and most hateful laugh.

In any case, this honeymoon trip at sea is definitely a must!

Romantic and mysterious ocean, here we come... Aww...

Volume 40 Volume 01 · Island Adventures 1. Honeymoon trip, set sail! ([-])

Early in the morning, Yi'er got up excitedly, but Father Long was still lying on the bed and sleeping late.Yi'er gave full play to the function of the human body's small alarm clock, pushed Long Qingsu desperately, and kept yelling: "Dad, Dad, wake up, we are going on our honeymoon!"

Long Qingsu buried his head in the pillow and continued to sleep tenaciously, occasionally muttering unconsciously: "Yi Er, good boy, let Dad sleep for another 10 minutes."

Long Yi'er waited and looked at the father who loved to sleep in with big eyes, and shouted: "Dad, get up!"

Long Qingsu: "..."

sweet dream...

Long Yi'er had a small mouth, and rolled her eyeballs. With a small laugh, she stretched out her little hand and touched the most sensitive part of her father's crotch secretly.

"Hey! Yi'er, what are you doing?" Long Qingsu woke up startled, and grabbed Long Yi'er's evil claw.

Long Yi'er blinked her big eyes, and replied innocently: "Wake Dad up."

"Little rascal, haven't you learned enough from last time? Want to play with fire again?" Long Qingsu pressed forward step by step with a calm voice.

Long Yier moved and moved, moved to the corner of the bed, and said in a low voice: "Dad, we can't do it, we're going to be late."

Long Qingsu moaned weakly: "Yi'er, our departure time is tomorrow."

He only set sail tomorrow, but this over-excited little ghost kept yelling in his ears at six o'clock this morning, buzzing like a little bee, making people want to slap him to death, but he couldn't bear it.

Long Yi'er defended herself aggrieved: "But we have to rush to brother Tong Xiang's house today, so we have to go earlier."

This honeymoon trip was a cruise ship generously sponsored by the younger brother of the Tong family. Although it was only a small private cruise ship, it was more than enough to accommodate a few of them.And everyone also agreed that they will all gather at Tong Xiang's house before nine o'clock tonight, and set sail on time the next morning.

"Yi'er..." Long Qingsu held his forehead in pain and said, "It only takes three hours to fly from our home to Tong Xiang's house, and we booked the air ticket at two o'clock in the afternoon, so it's only six o'clock in the morning! Yi'er Baby, can you let me sleep again?"

As he spoke, he fell down again.

Last night, the excited little devil kept chattering in my ear all night, asking this and that, what should I bring on the voyage?Do you want to buy a sailor suit?He also babbled about sun umbrellas and sunscreen all night, and didn't let him fall asleep until one o'clock in the morning.But before six o'clock in the morning, this energetic little devil got up again and continued to chatter in his ear.Oh my god... this day can't be passed!

Poor Papa Long is on the brink of collapse...

"But...but..." Long Yi'er opened and closed her small mouth, and continued to defend herself: "But we have to pack our bags."

"Baby, your luggage was packed two days ago." The little devil wanted to stuff the goldfish bowl at home into the suitcase.

"That, that... Xiao Yi'er continued to roll her big eyes, trying to find some grandiose reason to come out.

Long Qingsu was so entangled by him that he couldn't sleep anymore, so he simply overwhelmed him, and said with a wicked smile: "Baby, since you're so excited, it's still early at two o'clock in the afternoon, let's do some physical and mental exercise first." ?”

As he spoke, he began to undress his baby.

"No!" Long Yi'er screamed loudly: "Father can't mess around, Yi'er has to fly in the afternoon."

He didn't want to be ashamed to be carried to the airport by his father.

"Then you dared to tease Dad just now?" Long Qingsu squeezed his little paw that was inflaming.

Long Yi'er pretended to be pitiful with tears in her eyes: "Woo... Dad, please forgive me this time, Yi'er will never dare again next time!"

Long Qingsu: "You said the same thing last time, last time."

This little devil always said that he would not dare to do it next time, but he repeated his tricks every few days