The child does not teach, the father too

Owing to the east wind.

"Your Majesty...can you give me lubricating oil?" Zheng Tuhao continued flatteringly with a shy smile on his face.

"You miser, don't even bother to buy a bottle of lubricating oil? Really, take it!" Long Yi'er said, throwing out another bottle of lubricating oil.

Zheng Tuhao looked at him in amazement, and asked, "Your Majesty, what else are you preparing for?"

Long Yi'er said with a pure smile: "Everything that needs to be prepared is ready."

"Then... Your Majesty, I'm going?" Zheng Tuhao was full of confidence, and was going to test whether the things his Majesty provided were useful or not.

"Well, let's go, I wish you good luck." Long Yi'er waved his little hand happily.

Before Zheng Tuhao left, he asked again worriedly: "My lord, is the aphrodisiac you provided expired? Are there any other side effects?"

This is for Xuelan to drink, if something happens, he will be so heartbroken.

Long Yi'er stared at him coldly: "If it expires, would I be willing to let my father eat it?"

"Oh, that's true." Zheng Tuhao rubbed his head, smiled, and asked again: "My lord, have you really tried this aphrodisiac for your father? You...you have done it?"

Long Yi'er's complacent little face immediately collapsed, and she said depressedly: "No, I... I don't dare to try it for Dad, woo...he will spank my ass."

"Good... Poor king." Zheng Tuhao gloated and patted his little head.

"Stop talking nonsense, get out, I don't need you to be pitiful!" Long Yi'er kicked him hard.

Zheng Tuhao took the things and walked away in a hurry.

Long Yi'er said lightly behind him: "If anything happens, don't come to me, I won't be responsible for any casualties."

Zheng Tuhao staggered a bit, and finally walked away without hesitation.He hated that the child could not be tied to the wolf, he was ready to make a heroic sacrifice, but before he sacrificed, he had to suppress Xuelan once, otherwise he would be really sorry for himself!After thinking about it for so many years, Xiao is about to succeed.Aww... Xuelan, here I come!

After Zheng Tuhao left, Long Qingsu came out from under a big tree in the garden, looked at Long Yi'er with a smile, and said, "Yi'er, why didn't Dad know that you actually carried it with you?" With something like this?"

"Uh... Dad, you... why are you here?" Long Yi'er accompanied her smiling face, feeling terrified in her heart, how could she be seen by her father?Woooo...it's a dead end!

Big eyes glanced left and right, and began to look for the best escape route.

"Baby, be good, let Dad give you a hug." Long Qingsu continued to smile and stretched out his arms towards him.

"Hehe... Dad, it's been a bit hot recently, so it's better not to cuddle." Long Yi'er smirked, stepping back step by step without a trace.

"But Dad misses you, dear, come here quickly." Long Qingsu pushed forward step by step.

"Well... Dad, Yi'er suddenly remembered that tomorrow's homework hasn't been reviewed yet. I'm going to review my homework first. Goodbye, Dad..." Saying that, she let go of her feet and ran away.But he had short feet, so Long Qingsu caught him within two strokes and held him tightly in his arms.

"Woo... Dad, can you stop spanking your ass?" A bad kid who had done something wrong started howling.

Long Qingsu continued to smile~ squinted: "What do you think?"

Long Yi'er: "...I say yes"

Long Qingsu: "I said no!"

He carried him back to the sofa in the living room, took off his pants, and began to snore.

Long Yi'er kept crying: "Woooo... Dad, I was wrong, I won't dare to do it next time."

Long Qingsu: "You never once knew your mistakes and corrected them!"

Long Yi'er: "I will definitely change it this time, I must change it!"

Long Qingsu: "Stop talking nonsense, wait until the spanking is over."

Long Yi'er: "Woo... Dad, I hate you..."

Long Qingsu didn't care, just continued spanking.

Poor baby Yi'er, rubbing his red butt that was beaten up, gnashed his teeth and thought in his heart, "Damn little pig, you've made me miserable this time, hehe, I must let Brother Beitang eat it!" drop you!

Volume 23 Volume 16. Evolution of Induction [-]. Induction Rules Ten: The problem of attack and acceptance is very important

After Zheng Tuhao went back with the magic weapon bestowed by Yi Er Gao Da, he kept thinking about finding a so-called opportunity with the right time, place and people so that he could attack Xue Lan first.Coincidentally, that day, Beitang Xuelan was thirsty, so she ordered Zheng Tuhao to say: "Rural bun, go and bring me a glass of water."

"Okay, I'll go now, little one." Zheng Tuhao rushed to bring the water, and when Beitang Xuelan wasn't paying attention, he secretly put the aphrodisiac in the boiling water.Unusually courteously, he brought it back, handed it to Beitang Xuelan, and flatteringly said, "My lord, please drink some water."

Beitang Xuelan looked at him suspiciously, and said, "Why are you so obedient today?"

Usually asking him to pour water would be like killing him, and he wouldn't go unless he kicked his ass, but today he is so considerate, can't it be some trick?

Watching the boiling water in his hand vigilantly, he said to Zheng Tuhao, "You bumpkin, take a sip first."

When Zheng Tuhao heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly said: "Dear Naidi, this water was originally brought for you to drink, how could I drink it first? What if you are thirsty?"

"It's okay, I'm thirsty and I'll pour it myself later, you drink it for me immediately!" Beitang Xuelan said, handing the glass of boiling water to Zheng Tuhao, and ordered in a cold voice: "Give it to me!"

Zheng Tuhao asked with a mournful face: "Is it okay if you don't drink?"

Beitang Xuelan sneered: "What do you think?"

Zheng Tuhao: "Woooo..."

"Don't be coquettish, drink it quickly!" Beitang Xuelan simply poured the glass of water in one gulp, then kissed Zheng Tuhao's mouth, and let him drink the whole glass of boiling water.

"Ahem... Xuelan, you...you kissed me just now?" Zheng Tuhao looked at Beitang Xuelan in surprise. Although there has always been a little ambiguity between the two of them, they have never made it clear that today Beitang Xuelan Lan's actions like this obviously made the relationship between the two public.

Beitang Xuelan looked at him calmly, and said, "I've already kissed you, what do you want?"

Zheng Tuhao: "Woo...you...you drank water before kissing."

"I didn't drink that water, I asked you to drink it." Beitang Xuelan said with a fake smile.

"I, I, I... I drank it?" Zheng Tuhao turned pale with shock, that...there was an aphrodisiac in the water, and he actually drank it?How can he drink it?Woooooo...how can...how can...

Beitang Xuelan saw the distressed look of his little soil pig, and knew that there was something wrong in the water, so she held the little soil pig's chin, leaned closer and asked, "What did you put in the water?"

Zheng Tuhao shook his head violently and said, "No, nothing was released, I swear to the organization!"

"Are you sure you didn't let it go?"

"Indeed... sure!"

"Well, the organization trusts you for the time being."

"Yeah, this is a wise and well-organized leader!" Zheng Tuhao flattered him fiercely.

Beitang Xuelan sneered and said, "Anyway, you drink whatever you put in."

Zheng Tuhao: "Woooo... Xuelan, I hate me..."

Beitang Xuelan patted his head nonchalantly, and said, "You have been saying this for more than ten years."

Zheng Tuhao: "Woooo... Xuelan, I hate you to death..."

"Well, I added a word this time, it's more innovative, keep working hard."

"Yes, the small one will definitely work harder to improve."

"good……"

The two had been poor for a long time, and the aphrodisiac in Zheng Tuhao's body slowly began to take effect.Beitang Xuelan touched Zheng Tuhao's forehead worriedly, and asked, "You bumpkin, do you have a high fever?"

Zheng Tuhao shook his head, looking at Beitang Xuelan with blurred eyes.

"Why are you looking at me like this? Could it be that I've become handsome again recently?" Beitang Xuelan picked up the small mirror next to her, and looked left and right.

The fire in Zheng Tuhao's body became more and more intense, and he gradually lost his mind, and rushed towards Beitang Xuelan with a whimper.

Beitang Xuelan didn't check, and was thrown to the ground by him.

"Hey, bumpkin, what are you doing? Get up quickly, you're dead."

Zheng Tuhao howled: "I want the Overlord to fight hard!"

"Fuck! How do you look like a bully? At most, you are a bear!" Beitang Xuelan gave him a hard blow without giving him any chance to be fooled.

"It doesn't matter, I'm going to fuck you today!" Zheng Tuhao said firmly, his eyes burning like torches.

"Hey, bumpkin, did you rebel against you? How dare you say such a thing? Then I want to see who fucked whom? I thought I would love you for two more years, but I didn't expect that I would come to your door." Beitang Xuelan also started to struggle, trying to throw him off.Both of them are about 1.8 meters tall, and this competition is called mutual refusal. Fortunately, it is on the floor. If it is on the bed, unless the bed is made of iron, it will definitely be broken by them.

After fighting for a long time, there was still no winner, Beitang Xuelan took out her own scalpel, put it on Zheng Tuhao's neck, and said viciously: "Don't move!"

Zheng Tuhao cried bitterly: "Woooo...Xue Lan, you...you call victory invincible!"

"Fart! This is called the winner is the king and the loser is the bandit. Let us change it to the winner as the conqueror and the loser! Dude, you just obey me obediently." Okay, undress the bumpkin.

Tsk tsk, these muscles are really strong, touch...they have six-pack abs, as expected, those who play basketball are different.

Zheng Tuhao was still dying, he kept hemming and saying: "Xue Lan, you can't use violence against others..."

"Hey, this is not violence, this is fun." Beitang Xuelan continued