The child does not teach, the father too

Son, now she is safe and sound in his arms.

Volume 10 Trivia about raising children 2. Swimming ([-])

After the last drowning incident, not only did the child Long Yier not suffer from hydrophobia, but she became more determined to learn swimming.

So on a dark and windy night, Xiao Yi'er sneaked into her father's room with her pillow in her arms, and when her father was not paying attention, she pounced on her and kissed her father's neck coquettishly: "Dad, dad... …You are the best dad in the world, teach Yi’er to swim, otherwise, if you don’t come back in time next time, Yi’er will be drowned.”

Papa Long was silent for a while, and forced to order: "Yi'er, don't come within ten meters of the swimming pool from now on!"

"No! He likes to play in the water, so he wants to learn how to swim. Dad will teach me..." Long Yi'er continued to act coquettishly...

Long Qingsu shook his head coldly, saying that there was no need to discuss it.

Long Yi'er was angry, and put his little hand around his father's neck instead of grabbing his neck, shaking him vigorously: "Bad daddy, bad daddy, you are the worst daddy in the world, yet you refuse to teach Yi'er how to swim! Woooooooo Woo... I, I, I... I will cry for you!"

He flattened his mouth, took a deep breath, and began to cry...

Baby Yi'er's tears are the trump card for Papa Long. Two seconds later, Papa Long surrendered, hugging his son and coaxing him desperately: "Yi'er, be good, don't cry, don't cry."

"Then teach Yi'er how to swim." Bianzui...

"Uh..." Long Qingsu showed a very embarrassed and struggling expression, and finally looked up at the sky helplessly, "Yi'er, actually... Dad can't swim either!"

"Xiami...(⊙o⊙)??" Long Yier was dumbfounded.

"It's not that Dad doesn't want to teach you, it's that I can't swim myself." Long Qingsu closed his eyes, and said loudly.The last time I rescued Yi'er in the swimming pool, it was because the water in the swimming pool was not deep enough to reach his chest.But if he were to float and swim on the water, he would probably be worse drowned than Yi'er.

Long Yi'er opened her mouth in surprise, and after a few seconds of being stunned, she finally digested her father's words, then held her belly, and laughed unceremoniously loudly: "Mie hahahaha... Dad can't swim So stupid, so stupid... Landlubber, landlubber, my family has a landlubber... la la la la..."

The person singing the little song is completely unaware that he is also a landlubber.

Long Qingsu became angry from embarrassment, picked up the arrogant brat, and shook it in mid-air, "Long Yier, shut up!"

"Look, let's see, the secret was exposed by me, so I want to kill people to silence it." Long Yi'er despised ing...

"Stop laughing, I'll find someone to come back tomorrow and teach us how to swim!" The unbearable Father Long reluctantly compromised, although he really hated learning to swim, but compared to being laughed at by his son, that little bit of dislike is so insignificant Not worth mentioning.

"Yeah, this is a good boy." Long Yi'er patted his father's head and praised him.

Long Qingsu... the black line...

Why is it that others raise sons, and he also raises sons, but the ones he raises are so different?That little ghost must be the reincarnation of the magic star, it couldn't be worse!

Volume 11 Trivia about raising children 3. Swimming ([-])

The next day, Long Qingsu and Long Yi'er each held a swimming ring and started to learn to swim.

The teacher I invited was a retired national athlete who looked very young, probably less than 30 years old, and it is said that he retired due to injury.

When the colorful Long Yi'er saw the teacher wearing only one piece of swimming trunks for the first time, his eyes lit up, he held his small chin, and looked at him, "Oh, you have a good figure, teacher, how old are you this year, how old are you?" Do you have a girlfriend?"

The poor teacher was frightened stupid on the spot. He probably never thought that one day he would be molested by an 11-year-old kid, and he was a cute boy.

Long Qingsu helped his forehead helplessly, brought Long Yi'er back, patted his butt, "Yi'er, you can't be so rude!"

The little satyr curled his lips in dissatisfaction, and secretly reached out to touch his father's strong chest muscles.Hehe... If you can't touch the teacher's, then touch your dad's, it's so hard and slippery, it's so good to touch!

The corner of Long Qingsu's mouth twitched, and he grabbed Long Yi'er's claws to prevent him from doing anything wrong.

"Ahem..." The poor teacher stood aside, blushing and reminded.What happened to this father and son?Even touching it in front of other people, it can't be like this if you have a good relationship.

Long Qing straightened his face, pretending to be serious, "Teacher Chen, let's start."

Mr. Chen, named Chen Huaijun, is 27 years old this year. After retiring from the national team, he became a physical education teacher in a university. He did not expect that someone would invite him to teach at home, and he was invited in a semi-forced way. of.Although he didn't know what the Long family was doing, his intuition told him that this man named Long Qingsu was very difficult to mess with.So Chen Huaijun just wanted to quickly teach both father and son, and then leave.

After the three of them went down to the swimming pool, Long Yi'er was sitting on the swimming lap, paddling leisurely, Long Qingsu stood firmly on the floor at the bottom of the swimming pool, while Chen Huaijun was floating in the water, showing off his skills with his feet. Tread the water so that the body does not sink.

Both father and son of the Long family listened carefully to the teacher's tips on swimming and things to pay attention to.After the theory is finished, it is necessary to apply it to practice.So, the two landlubbers stupidly started to learn to swim.

Although both of them have mastered the swimming method, it is really difficult to actually use it.Long Yi'er was afraid of being flooded last time, so she was very cautious this time.As soon as his body started to sink, he hurriedly grabbed the swimming ring and floated on the water again.As for Long Qingsu, he felt that he was a father, and he could never be worse than his son. This kind of face cannot be lost!So Papa Long worked very hard to learn to tread water and hold his breath.

In fact, there are some people who are handsome in appearance, smart in mind, rich and powerful, gentle and elegant, with temperament and demeanor, which can be said to be almost perfect.But such a perfect person can't learn how to swim!

In fact, Long Qingsu had already tasted this kind of frustration when he was seven years old.At that time, he also wanted to learn how to swim, but for some reason, he couldn't control his hands and feet to swim in the water because of his extremely developed motor nerves. He was simply a natural landlubber!

For the sake of his precious son, this landlubber had no choice but to be kicked out of the shelves.

But there are some things that you just can't do well.For example, Father Long, obviously tried very hard to stretch his long limbs and kept paddling, but he still sank helplessly.

This is terrible, such a big man, if it sinks to the bottom of the water, he can't even be fished up!

Fortunately, Teacher Chen Huaijun was watching him closely. When he saw that he was drowning, he rushed over immediately, took his arm, and tried to lift him out of the water.

Long Qingsu, struggling helplessly in the water, felt that someone had come to save him.At that time, I couldn't think of anything else, and the will to survive was above everything else.He quickly wrapped his hands and feet around the man's waist, hoping that he could save him.

Poor Chen Huaijun, originally thin, although his swimming skills are very good, but he was tightly entangled by a man who was much taller than him, and he couldn't use his hands and feet for a while.So...the two sank together.

At the bottom of the water, Chen Huaijun gradually became anxious, but at this time Long Qingsu was already a little delirious.

Fearing that he would suffocate in the water, without thinking, Chen Huaijun approached his lips, let him in with fresh air, and then brought him to the shore with all his strength.

Long Yi'er can see clearly from the side.When he first saw his father drowning, he was very anxious. Fortunately, the teacher went to save him.But at the end, the two of them actually kissed in the water!This makes him very unhappy! (Yi'er doesn't know that's called crossing Qi)

Biting her little mouth sadly, her eyes were red, Long Yi'er felt that her own father was about to be snatched away.

Volume 12 Trivia about raising children 4. Swimming ([-])

After the teacher worked hard all day, a certain idiot father and son finally learned the simplest dog crawl.In order to thank the teacher for his hard work, Long Qingsu left him to have a sumptuous dinner at home, and then asked a special car to take him back.

After Chen Huaijun left, Long Yi'er sat on the sofa in a daze.Long Qingsu walked over and patted his little head: "Yi'er, what's wrong?"

Long Yi'er hesitated to speak, and after thinking for a long time, he said to Long Qingsu seriously: "Father, we won't learn to swim anymore."

"Why don't you learn?" Long Qingsu was surprised. Doesn't this kid like playing with water?I had to learn to swim at the risk of being drowned before, and finally made some progress. Why did I suddenly give up again?

"I don't want to learn anymore." Long Yi'er pursed her lips, remembering the scene between her father and Teacher Chen in the swimming pool.

"You really don't want to learn?"

"Ah."

"Then you go out and play with the children tomorrow. Dad can learn it alone." Long Qingsu smiled dotingly. It doesn't matter if the baby doesn't want to learn it. You can go to save him, otherwise you can only watch his precious Yi'er sink, no other place is like your own swimming pool.

"Father is not allowed to learn!" Long Yi'er said domineeringly, wrapping her thin arms around her father's neck, acting coquettishly.

"No, Dad must learn to swim!" He used to think it didn't matter if he could, but now it's different. Now he has a baby son who can't swim, so he has to learn it by himself.

"Don't learn!" Long Yi'er said