The child does not teach, the father too

Then how come there are dialogues such as inserting it, whether it hurts or not? "

Zheng Tuhao: "Xuelan wants to insert a cotton swab into my wound to disinfect it. Of course I'm going to cry out in pain. If you don't believe me, come and try it!"

Ouyang Qin: "Then how do you explain the phrase 'I'll plug you in another day'? Don't you want to counterattack?"

Zheng Tuhao: "What counterattack? I'm attacking at all! The other day Xue Lan pressed me to wash my hair and take a shower, and then helped me to brush my hair too hard. That's why I said I'll wipe his hair another day!"

Tong Yuan (very disappointed): "It's just to wipe your hair?"

Zheng Tuhao: "Otherwise, what else do you want?"

Yang Yang: "You two are like this, don't you feel too sorry for the audience if you don't do something?"

Zheng Tuhao: "How about us?"

Gu Muyi: "We have met each other frankly..."

Zheng Tuhao: "Are you still wearing clothes when you take a shower?"

Tong Yuan: "I even took a bath together."

Zheng Tuhao: "If you are capable, you can take a bath with one arm!"

Long Qingsu: "I said you should also restrain yourself, don't teach my baby Yi'er bad."

Zheng Tuhao: "That little devil in your family still needs me to teach him to be bad?!"

It's already broken to the bone!

Long Yi'er: "Dad, don't listen to the little pig talking nonsense, Yi'er is a pure and good boy."

Long Qingsu: "Well, Yi'er is the best."

Hold the person in his arms and touch his head.

At this time, Beitang Xuelan, who had been silent all this time, finally spoke, and said with a sneer, "What are you guys doing here?"

People: "Come and watch the fun!"

Zheng Tuhao went crazy: "Are you all here to watch the excitement?"

People: "It's a pity that there is nothing lively and beautiful."

Zheng Tuhao and Beitang Xuelan: "..."

Sure enough, we can't expect this group of heartless people to miss their friends so they come to visit them.

Long Yi'er pursed her small mouth, and said aggrievedly: "Little pig, you are wrong. It's rare that we all have time to come here. No matter what, you have to create some ambiguity so that we have something to see? So Say you are selfish, selfish..."

Zheng Tuhao: "I, I, I... MD, I still have to thank you for making a special trip to watch the fun?"

Everyone (nodding for granted): "That's right, thank you."

Zheng Tuhao fell to the ground and cried bitterly: "I made a bad friend by mistake..."

Yuan Shuai: "By the way, local tyrants, who is going up and who's going down between you two?"

Zheng Tuhao and Beitang Xuelan (in unison): "Of course I will!"

After speaking, they stared at each other.

Beitang Xuelan took out a scalpel and continued to trim her nails, but Zheng Tuhao kept silent.

Li Li: "You don't even need to ask, just look at the aura. The local tyrant is like a little daughter-in-law zero!"

Ouyang Qin: "Lord, just admit it, I won't laugh at you."

Zheng Tuhao: "Do you think everyone is number zero like you? Little White Rabbit!"

Ouyang Qin: "I, I, I... I'm not a little white rabbit, you bloody little pig!"

Zheng Tuhao: "Pigs are bigger than rabbits!"

Tong Yuan: "No matter how big it is, it will be eaten by others."

Tong Yuan: "Xiao Yuan, you can't be so rude, you have to be more reserved."

Tong Yuan: "Oh, reserved."

Long Qingsu coughed lightly, and said, "Well, since everyone has come here together, let's go have a meal together. I'll treat you. We eat...cough, while discussing who goes up and who goes down."

Everyone readily nodded and agreed, who would not go if there is a big meal!

The corner of Zheng Tuhao's mouth twitched, he tugged at Beitang Xuelan's sleeve and said, "Xuelan, I finally know who Yi'er inherited the devil gene from."

Beitang Xuelan patted his head: "Good boy, think about it."

Long Yi'er: "Oh... our little earth pig has learned to act like a baby..."

Zheng Tuhao: "Show...act like a baby..."

Yuan Shuai patted Zheng Tuhao on the shoulder and said, "Brother, not bad, you have a future!"

Ouyang Qin gloated: "Little earth pig, you just obey obediently, Beitang is so nice, handsome and cool, it's rare to fall in love with you."

Li Li: "I heard my little white rabbit is right."

Ouyang Qin: "Damn it, who belongs to your family!"

Everyone chatted and laughed and moved to a nearby restaurant to have a big meal, and the poor little Tuzhu classmate, since then, has been defined as the one who was eaten, and he is still a pissed off zero number...

Volume 33. College Life 1. Drunken Birds and Beasts Gathering ([-])

Everyone came to the restaurant, ordered a large table of dishes, and ate them all around.

Long Qingsu shook his head and sighed, "Why don't they all seem to have eaten?"

Li Li: "It's rare to find a big fat sheep, of course it will be slaughtered."

Long Yi'er smiled and said, "Brother Mo Li, what did you say just now? Yi'er didn't hear clearly."

Mo Li: "Oh...Little White Rabbit, this cod is delicious, let's eat a piece...Ah..."

Yuan Shuai: "Why don't you order some wine? It's not fun to eat like this."

Long Qingsu: "Yi'er hasn't arrived yet."

Zheng Tuhao: "Yi'er just don't drink."

So, with one vote against and nine in favor, the wine was served.As for one more vote, it was ignored because it was not full and had no right to speak.

Originally, Long Qingsu didn't plan to drink so much, but those brats poured him down. Although Long Yi'er was watching anxiously, he was banned from drinking, so there was nothing he could do, so he had to wipe his father with a cold towel from time to time. face, and asked him if he felt uncomfortable.

After drinking and drinking, everyone got a little excited, and in the end the only sober person left on the field turned out to be our Xiao Yi'er.

Long Yi'er asked the waiter of the hotel to come over, carried the drunks to the upstairs room to rest, and opened six rooms in one go, fortunately he had a gold card, otherwise he would have stayed to help wash the dishes.

After all the drunks were moved upstairs, Long Yi'er hurried back to her room to take care of her father regardless of their life or death.

Long Qingsu was the most drunk, so he was also the most drunk, and was already in a daze and unconscious.

Long Yi'er ran in and out to bring him hangover soup, wiped his body with a towel, and finally saw that his whole body was smelly, so he helped him into the bathroom to take a bath.

When Long Qingsu was drunk, he felt a jet of water pouring down on his face. When he woke up a little, he opened his eyes and saw Yi'er's worried little face.

"Yi'er...?" Long Qingsu yelled vaguely, and suddenly pulled Yi'er, hugged her tightly, bowed her head and kissed her.

Long Yi'er: "(⊙o⊙)..."

It turns out that my father will become extremely enthusiastic when he is drunk. Next time, remember to trick him into getting drunk!

Long Qingsu was also drunk and confused at this time, thinking that he was dreaming, so the kiss was uncontrollable, and his hands were put under Yi'er's clothes, and he stroked hard on the white~tender~slender body. with.

Long Yi'er was secretly having fun in her heart, how could she resist, Ren's father behaved mischievously to him, and sometimes he was suspected of intentionally seducing her.

"Yi'er..." Long Qingsu yelled again, suddenly with a strong hand, he tore off Long Yi'er's T-shirt, lowered his head and kissed the delicate collarbone, seductively.

"Hmm... Dad..." Long Yi'er's whole body was so soft, her legs were weak, and she couldn't stand still at all.However, Long Qingsu was also very drunk, and no one expected a drunk to stand upright.So, the two fell into the bathtub together.

Long Qingsu was so drunk that he knew he had to protect his baby Yi'er. When he fell, he put himself on the bottom and let Yi'er fall on him.

Long Yi'er lay on her father's body, and didn't get up in a hurry. A pair of thieves' paws began to touch her father's chest~chest, helping him to fuck.

It happened that Long Qingsu also felt that the clothes were uncomfortable, so he didn't stop him, and let him toss about there.

Long Yi'er took off his father's shirt for a long time before he took off his father's shirt. The drunk father was not cooperative at all and moved around.

After taking off his shirt, Long Yi'er was ready to make persistent efforts and continue to take off his pants.

But when his little hand was placed on Long Qingsu's belt, he suddenly accidentally caught sight of the bulging shape of Long Qingsu's crotch, and couldn't help but feel scared.In fact, he is only a 15-year-old boy. Although he has such a heart, he has no courage after all, and he doesn't know what to do.What if Dad is so drunk that it hurts him?Such a big thing is going to be inserted~ into the small~hole~hole behind him... It's scary to think about it!

But this may be the only chance to have a closer relationship with my father. If I miss this time, I don't know what year and month I will have to wait in the future.

Taking a deep breath, the brave child, Long Yier, resolutely put his paws on his father's belt again, and pulled hard...

Pulling and pulling, I suddenly felt something was wrong, why did Dad's body become stiff?

Looking up, Long Qingsu was staring at him. Although he was still drunk, he was more than half awake.

Long Qingsu was very drunk at first, but he fell into the bathtub and sobered up a lot after being soaked in cold water. He saw that bad boy lying on top of him, and dared to take off his clothes!

Long Yi'er smirked, she was caught doing something bad, and I wonder if I should spank him later?

"Dad...well, you're drunk, and you're still vomiting on yourself, it stinks, that's why Yi'er wants to take a bath for you."

Long Qingsu: "Hey, Dad can wash it by himself, Yi'er can go out first."

Long Yi'er: "But Yi'er is worried about Dad. What if you faint in the bathroom? So let's wash it for you!"

Long Qingsu: "Yi'er, get out!"

Long Yi'er pursed her mouth in grievance, and got up from the bathtub sullenly.

Longqing Sutu