The child does not teach, the father too

: "Yi'er, keep it well, this is your biggest gain from this expedition."

Long Yi'er held her mouth shut and took it speechlessly.Woooooo...why is there no fox fairy?Why is there no female ghost in white?Why just a plastic bag?

Gu Muyi finally couldn't help it anymore, and burst out laughing.

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Come and throw branches for Yaoyao, she is about to fall out of the top ten, crying...

Volume 19. College Life [-]. Wings on the way home were bitten

Long Yi'er went to explore with great enthusiasm, but returned disappointed, feeling very depressed. On the way back, she pouted and was unhappy.

It was just dawn at this time, and after watching the sunrise on the mountain, the three of them packed up their tents and prepared to go back.

Long Yi'er was lazy and didn't work, and let Gu Muyi and Lu Fei dismantle the tent there, while he took the road-finding stick, went to the nearby grass and waved it around, venting his anger.

While hitting it, he suddenly found a strange "hissing" sound. Long Yi'er turned his head and looked in horror. A small grass snake was raising its head to demonstrate to him. It's over.

Long Yi'er was stunned, and didn't know how to run away. The little snake jumped up bravely and bit Yi'er's ankle.

"Ah... help..." Long Yi'er flicked the bitten foot desperately. Before the grass snake could let go, it was thrown back and forth by Yi'er, making it a little dizzy.Long Yi'er shook it for a while, feeling tired, so he stopped. Poor little grass snake, who was dizzy at first, but now the next one is not careful to be stepped on by Long Yi'er... just like that...to death... …~~(╯﹏╰)b

When Gu Muyi and Lu Fei rushed over, what they saw was the frightened Long Yi'er and the dead snake under his feet.

"Yi'er, what's going on?" Gu Mu asked worriedly.

"Wuuu... Brother Mu Yi, Brother Lu Fei, Yi'er was bitten by a snake, it hurts so much." He rolled up his trousers and let the two of them see the wound on his leg.

The two quickly comforted him: "Yi'er is not afraid, this snake is not poisonous."

Long Yi'er shook his head violently: "Don't worry, Yi'er was bitten, I'm so scared, that snake is so scary, so scary..."

The corners of their mouths twitched as they looked at the dead snake on the ground, feeling that the grass snake was more pitiful, and was trampled to death for no apparent reason.

Long Yi'er felt that his little heart was frightened, and the two of them didn't comfort him, so they were extremely wronged, took out their mobile phone, dialed the number, and called Dad.

After the call was connected, Long Qingsu's still sleepy voice came over vaguely: "Hey... Yi'er, what's the matter with calling Dad so early?"

Long Yi'er flattened her small mouth and began to cry loudly: "WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooDad, Yi'er was bitten by a snake, it hurts so much, that snake is more than one meter long, with such a thick wrist, and the color Yanli, you can tell it's highly poisonous at first glance. Wow... Dad... Yi'er is about to die from poison, and I won't be able to see you in the future..."

Lu Fei and Gu Muyi rolled their eyes and looked at the dead snake on the ground.

How long is one meter?Up to thirty centimeters.

Wrist so thick?At most the thickness of a little finger.

Bright colors?Well, it's quite gorgeous, and the green and green are quite cute.

Contains highly toxic?This... I've never heard of grass snakes being poisonous...

About to die from poison?The two of them glanced at Long Yi'er. They were still alive and kicking, very healthy.

Look at that poor grass snake again. After being trampled to death by Long Yier, he had to accept his slander. It abruptly changed from an ordinary grass snake more than 30 centimeters long and as thick as a little finger to a length of more than one meter. An unknown venomous snake with such a thick wrist, bright colors and high poison...

Of course, Long Qingsu didn't know what was going on here, so he was so worried that he woke up completely, and asked anxiously: "Yi'er, what's wrong with you? Don't scare Dad, why are you so good at school?" Did you get bitten by a snake? Did you go to the hospital? Which hospital? Dad went to see you right away."

Long Yi'er pursed her mouth and continued to pretend to be pitiful: "Father, I'm not at school, but on the top of the mountain. Last night I went climbing with Brother Lu Fei and Brother Mu Yi, and then I was bitten by a poisonous snake. There was only one person left. I'm so angry, Dad, are you still unwilling to accept Yi'er? Are you not even willing to help me fulfill his last wish before he died? Dad, Yi'er really likes you very much, and he said that he likes you so much..."

Long Qingsu was silent, and after a while, he said affectionately: "Yi'er, Dad likes you very much too!"

Long Yi'er snickered in her heart... oh yeah(^o^)/...Finally forced Dad to speak out!

O(∩_∩)O haha~ Keep up the good work...

So, a certain little villain continued to lie without blushing and heartbeat: "Dad... Yi'er has no strength, maybe he will leave Dad forever after a while, what kind of like do you like about Yi'er? "

Long Qingsu spoke clearly: "Like between lovers, Dad will always only like Yi'er alone!"

"really?"

"Really!" Long Qingsu's voice was extremely painful. He knew that if he rushed over now, he would not be able to save his precious Yi'er. In a situation where he was defenseless, such a bad news happened to him, which made him How can it be so embarrassing?

"Father..." Long Yi'er said cautiously: "Since Dad likes Yi'er so much, if he tells a little lie occasionally, Dad will definitely forgive Yi'er, right?"

"Well, no matter what Yi'er did, Dad will forgive you."

"Then if Yi'er was just bitten by a grass snake instead of a poisonous snake, then Dad wouldn't care too much, right?"

Long Qingsu's voice turned dangerous, and he said in a low voice: "Long Yi'er, say it again!"

Long Yi'er: "Oh... Dad, what are you talking about? Yi'er can't hear you. The signal on the mountain is not good and there is noise. Dad, that's it. Yi'er hung up the phone. Good morning, Dad..."

A certain lying child stuck out his tongue in fear, and quickly hung up the phone.

Looking back, Gu Muyi and Lu Fei stood there in a petrified state.

Gu Mu started to rejoice, luckily Yi'er is not a child of his family, this little devil has really cultivated to become a master!

Lu Fei was secretly amazed, Long Qingsu is so good, he can teach such a different child as Yi Er, if his heart is not strong enough, he will be scared to death sooner or later.

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O(∩_∩)O Haha~ The number of words in this chapter is a bit too much, right?

One of my wives wrote an article about Wang Wang’s colleagues, if you are interested, go and have a look:

Volume 20. College Life Notes [-]. Bad boys must be punished for lying

After Long Yi'er returned to school, she stopped suddenly before approaching the door of the dormitory.

Lu Fei asked him strangely: "Yi'er, why don't you go in?"

Long Yi'er backed up step by step, and said while backing: "Hey... Well, brother Lu Fei, you go in first, Yi'er wanted to buy a bottle of drink at the canteen downstairs, and suddenly felt very thirsty..."

As he spoke, he turned around resolutely and ran wildly with his feet loose.

A sinister voice came from the door of the dormitory: "Long Yi'er, stop!"

Lu Fei turned his head and saw that it was Long Qingsu. At this moment, he was standing at the door of the dormitory with his face livid, his arms crossed over his chest, and he looked hideous with bulging veins, which was quite scary.

Long Yi'er is not stupid, if he stops at this time, he will definitely die without a whole body, so he must run as far as he can, and he can talk when his father's anger subsides.

Reluctantly, he was short and had short feet, so Long Qingsu caught up with him in two or three steps. With one force, he pulled him over, threw him on his shoulder, and walked away.

The other roommates looked at each other, and then looked at Lu Fei together: "Squad leader, what happened?"

Lu Fei touched his head and said, "Uh... Yi'er lied to his father."

"Little lie?" Everyone obviously didn't believe it. If it was just a little lie, would Long Qingsu be so angry?

As for a lying child, he was carried by his father on his shoulders, passed directly in front of the teachers and students of the school, and then came to a car.Although he was angry, he still couldn't bear to be rough with his only precious son, so Long Qingsu stuffed Long Yi'er into the car gently, and then followed him, locking the door behind him.

Long Yi'er smiled obsequiously on the seat: "Hey... Dad, come to see Yi'er so early, do you miss him?"

Papa Long smiled: "Yes, I miss your... ass!"

Long Yi'er blushed and pretended to be shy: "Oh... Dad is so enthusiastic. Yi'er would be embarrassed to say so early in the morning to confess love to someone."

Long Qingsu: "Don't be embarrassed, come here."

Long Yi'er shook his head violently: "It's impossible to die!"

Long Qingsu: "You have died once just now."

This bad boy dared to lie to him with such a thing.You must know that when he heard that Yi'er was bitten by a poisonous snake, he was almost so shocked that he couldn't even hold the microphone steadily. He didn't expect that it was that bad boy who was lying!Other things are fine, but this time, absolutely cannot be forgiven! "

Long Yi'er also knew that she had gone too far, and was trying to shrink into the corner bit by bit, trying to shrink into the size of a small ball.Long Qingsu couldn't help but pull the man over, put him on his thighs, took off Long Yi'er's pants, and started to spank his ass, this time he was merciless, the first slap, Yi'er Bai ~ Immediately there was a red five-fingerprint on the tender little butt.

"Wow…